The Game of Destruction

Aha! Your puny sharks you see,
cannot with stand the might of me,
and myRobot dinosaurs that shoot lazer beams when they ROOOOOAR, with keys.
Now I admit, that last line was lame.
But at least I have window pane.

I cannot see why you are rhymin. I just modified a stupid song to fit it into this game, and it makes less sense than ever. I mean, what does a simple bathtub plug have to do with NESgamer190's future?

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I use this 1337 h4xx1n 7h1n9y to program the dinosaurs to go to the nearest lake. I then give this device to the next poster, along with some instructions on how to destroy it.

I wrap the instructions around a rock, light it on fire, then throw the instructions at your 1337 h4xx1n 7h1n9y, which lights the program's window on fire. The window burns, and all the data leaks out onto your desktop. It then flows into the recycle bin, where it is destroyed.

Presuming the Recycle bin is the object...
*utilizes copier program to copy the recycle bin and sicks them both at each other, efficiently destroying both recycle bins.*  (I know that can't happen, but what's life without a little fiction?)
[object:  Copier program]

i cut the copy program :p

(OBJECT:cutter tool)

[offtopic]im writting this in a notebook \O/[/offtopic]

I 'paste' your 'cut' to my girlfriends 'copy', destroying it.

I eat your paste.

I eat your paste.

I give you Boot to the head flavored ice cream, and it gives you a brain freeze. |D

I melt the ice cream with a hair dryer.

I toss your hair dryer in a nearby incinerator.

I trow a frozen spaceship who did get to teh sun at your incinerator, it frozes with the coldness

Unfortunatly, the spaceship then ricochets off a wall and bounces into a Door. It is warped somewheres else, where it rams into Firecat and freezes him in a comedic block of ice. The spaceship then melts due to the fact that it is summer there, and explodes.

*pulls out super hammer from wrecking crew to utterly bash the wall in one fell swoop*
Man, that felt good...
[object:  Super hammer]

Only dwarfes have the force to create a real super hammer, that`s why your one is just a .
That`s why I call the outernational world-security-power-antibootleg-squad to bring back your hammer to the basics! Gotcha!

I see the outernational world-security-power-antibootleg-squad and impale them with a harpoon because they're walking in a straight line, so I make a kebab.