Could you do me a favour?

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Offline CWolvie

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #210 on: June 21, 2016, 20:28:07 »
I would, but I already repainted Cheese Throne which belongs to my fat rat.

Could you do me a favor and say a prayer for this guy who passed on Sunday? Another young life gone. :(
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Offline Purple Ink

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #211 on: June 22, 2016, 03:38:37 »
I would but last time I prayed for someone they came back from the dead as a zombie and started a global event that cost many more lives.

Do me a favour and give me something to help this toothache.

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Offline Talps

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #212 on: June 22, 2016, 18:33:14 »
I'd love to but I'm afraid I've been banned from practising dentistry since the Zeppelin Incident.

Do me a kindness and help me come up with a good idea for a D&D Barbarian build.

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #213 on: June 24, 2016, 19:10:27 »
I would but all my D&D paraphernalia was confiscated by the police when they raided my house for unpaid parking tickets.

Do me a favour and make me a sandwich.
« Last Edit: June 24, 2016, 22:22:04 by Purple Ink »

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #214 on: July 26, 2016, 19:19:22 »
I totally would, but I'm done for today. My dog ate the last three sandwiches full of fresh vegetables, fresh lamb meat and with ketchup and mustard and such. It sounds great, huh? but...you know...my dog is better than you.

Do me a favour and tell me some interesting story.

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #215 on: August 21, 2016, 04:04:17 »
I would but the last time I told anyone a story it put them to sleep. They only woke up with true love's kiss.

Do me a favour and fix my car for free.

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #216 on: September 09, 2016, 11:37:29 »
Gee budski, if I knew how cars worked I totally would.

Be a dear and teach me Spanish in the next hour? I'm about to go to Spain (SPAAAAIIN) and all I know is 'no comprende'.
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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #217 on: September 09, 2016, 13:00:02 »
¿ No hablar Español ?
¿ Que pasa ?

I totally would teach you spanish, but given that you wanted it in the next hour, and I only just saw your post, I bet you're in spain by now... Hell no that I'm going to Spain to teach you spanish. I'm willing to teach you spinash though. :nuts:

Could you do me a favor and type out the number PI for me with 3141592 digits?
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Offline Talps

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #218 on: September 09, 2016, 20:43:50 »
I would, but all I know is 3.14159.

I'm now in a hotel still in England. Could you use a time machine to go back and tell me to a. Get a bus to the hotel from the train station and b. Book the restaurant as soon as I arrive?

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #219 on: September 09, 2016, 21:50:10 »
I would but my Time Machine is not actually a time machine.

Could you do me a favour and put a comma before "but" in the above sentence?

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #220 on: September 10, 2016, 02:05:36 »
I would but I don't understand the English language.

Do my a favour and make me a delicious dessert.

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Offline Talps

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #221 on: September 10, 2016, 05:26:29 »
I'd love to, my mum makes great desserts and I'm sure I could borrow a recipe, only I have a plane to catch!

Do me a handle and find me a better way of forming an overly detailed yet painfully vague travelogue than by posting it intermittently into a favour-based forum game.

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #222 on: October 20, 2016, 01:32:14 »
I would but I'm much too lazy and waited so long that it doesn't matter any more.

Do me a favour and figure out a way other than injection for me to get this medicine (my leg hurts).

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #223 on: December 27, 2016, 20:00:33 »
I would, but it turns out the stuff is actually pretty tasty when made into a syrup... so much I kinda consumed the entire box in one sitting :S

Would you be so kind as to concoct a potion to restore my sense of touch? I might have had a little too much of that medicine, and now my whole body feels like foam.
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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #224 on: May 16, 2017, 00:54:32 »
I'd love to, only my health service got hacked so I no longer have access to my secret database of arcane medicines.

Do me a favour and prescribe me some medicine for mild asthma? Someone hacked my health service...