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Corrupt-a-Wish: Be careful what you wish for!
In this game, you grant somebody's wish, but with an unexpected twist. Then you make your own wish.
When you make a post:
1. First, you grant the wish of the poster above you. All you have to do is say "Granted."
2. Then you corrupt it. What does it mean to "corrupt" a wish, you ask? Here's examples of what you can do:
- Make the wish backfire.
- Make something happen that will ruin the wish.
- Exploit a loophole caused by the phrasing of the wish.
- etc., etc.
Simply put, you add a twist.
3. Then, you make a wish of your own. Be fair, and don't be inappropriate.
I wish this game would start.
Granted, but then LP does away with the Forum Games board.
I wish Duke Nukem Forever would come out.
Granted. Be sure to mark the date March 23, 3011 on your calendar!
I wish nobody could corrupt this wish
Granted. Were there a forum member with the name "nobody", he certainly would have been able to corrupt your wish.
I wish Bit Knytt was finished...
Other important rules:
The goal: What it is and what it isn't
The point of the game is to be clever and creative. There are no winners and losers in this game, there are only those awesome enough to win TEH 1NT3RN3TZ.
The goal isn't to make a "foolproof" wish that is impossible to corrupt. Not only do such wishes have the potential to ruin the game, but they also tend to be quite bland, both in the wish itself and in how its corrupted. Believe me, it's nothing we all haven't seen before.
Off-topic discussion is bad
Try not to start off-topic discussions. Believe it or not, just like with every other forum game in existence, this game's number 1 critical weakness is non-game discussion. It's especially tempting to start an off-topic discussion when you feel your wish wasn't really corrupted. For instance, if you say "I wish it was 70 degrees outside" and somebody responds "Granted. Your thermostat is now stuck at 70 degrees. Kelvin, that is," you may be tempted to point out that your wish was for it to be 70 degrees outside (the astute might also be tempted to point out that there's no such thing as "degrees Kelvin"). But don't.
Unless... (read on)
Side discussion is okay
Let me add an exception to that rule. Off-topic discussion is allowed as long as you keep the game going in every post. If you must comment on what somebody said, make an effort to play the game, too.
As long as every post corrupts the above wish and makes a wish of its own, any discussion on the side is perfectly fine.
Don't forget to make a wish when you post!
This is the easiest mistake to make!
If you really want to corrupt somebody's wish but can't come up with a good wish of your own, then just think of an object you wish you had.
But some will still forget, anyways.
In the event that somebody corrupts a wish without posting a wish of their own, and they don't edit a wish into their post within an hour, you can assume they aren't going to, and then you can just make a wish of your own to get the game going again.
Now then, let's begin:
I wish Saira was free.
[mod]Rules update: This topic is sticky, so this post is sticky on evey page. If the previous poster forgot to post a wish, ignore the post. If you don't every post from the moment where it went wrong will be deleted upto the post where things went correct (if any)[/mod]
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Granted. It was free a couple days ago in Sweden. Unfortunately, they hit upon a better marketing strategy and now it's more expensive than ever.
I wish for all the money in the world.
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Granted, but because nobody else has any money it looses all value to anybody but yourself.
I wish I could fly.
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Granted. You are now a mosquito.
I wish I was best friends with Mario Mario and Luigi Mario.
("Mario" is their last name according to a Mario Brothers movie)
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Granted, but they're raging and depressed alcoholics after realizing they committed a Turtle and Goomba Holocaust over the past years of their life. With no more turtles and goombas to kill, they were left with a dead-end job of being plumbers in the mushroom kingdom, which unfortunately has no bathrooms or sinks. They constantly need to borrow money from you.
I wish I could go back in time.
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Granted. You go back exactly one second just to see yourself disappear.
I wish I had a huge death ray that I could use to enslave humanity.
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Granted. You go back exactly one second just to see yourself disappear.
I wish I had a huge death ray that I could use to enslave humanity.
Granted, but the death ray is attached to a shark. The shark won't let you get near it.
I wish I knew where Waldo (or Wally, if you live in the U.K.) was.
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Granted, but Odlaw now knows where you are! :shocked:
I wish for Christmas not to be secular.
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Granted. The year is now 30 AD, back before Jesus' birthday turned into a big sales opportunity for business. However, it is also before the invention of electricity and/or toilet paper.
I wish Windows 7 file search actually found what I was looking for once in a while. :/
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Granted. But now your computer finds a virus, which activates it so that it deletes SYSTEM32.
I wish I could get another peanut from Purple Pineapple.
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You sir, get your peanut which I stole from Purple Pineapple, but it is filled with a deadly poison!
I wish I had enough brainpower to take over Turkey (you know, the country).
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You buy a plane ticket to go to Turkey. On the way to boarding your plane, you trip on an electrical cord and fall face first, biting your tongue so hard that it is rendered useless forever. You now talk with a funny sounding lisp, and no one can take you seriously. Your plan has failed.
I wish the school year was over already.
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You buy a plane ticket to go to Turkey. On the way to boarding your plane, you trip on an electrical cord and fall face first, biting your tongue so hard that it is rendered useless forever. You now talk with a funny sounding lisp, and no one can take you seriously. Your plan has failed.
I wish the school year was over already.
Granted but summer turned into a misery.
I wish school wasn't a misery
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You buy a plane ticket to go to Turkey. On the way to boarding your plane, you trip on an electrical cord and fall face first, biting your tongue so hard that it is rendered useless forever. You now talk with a funny sounding lisp, and no one can take you seriously. Your plan has failed.
I wish the school year was over already.
Granted but summer turned into a misery.
I wish school wasn't a misery
Granted, but everything that ISN'T school is now a misery.
I wish Misery (from Cave Story) didn't look like a robot ('cause she does).
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Granted. But now she is impossible to beat if you don't have all the available items in the game that still allow you to And even then her health bar takes 30 minutes to deplete.
I wish for awesmoe to be a real word.
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Granted, but only in an archaic language spoke by the people of Antarctica so no one else thinks it is anyway
I wish my wish would come true
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Granted, but that wasn't a very exciting wish.
I wish I knew what the next person would wish for.
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it comes true and you know that my next wish will be: i wish that cave story ds is finished.
But because i know this, i change my wish causing a paradox :ohnoes:
i wish that knytt stories ds is finished Xp
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...and it is but it is super buggy and you can't get it to work. (apologies to rrc2soft :P)
I wish I had the power to bend spoons with my mind.
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Granted. Now Ash Ketchum won't stop bugging you and asking how to do it.
I wish I had a 1TB (that's 1024 GB) USB flash drive.
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granted, but i ate it. tastes like memories.
and 1tb actually = 1000gb.
i wish i could summon Chuck Norris on command to do my bidding.
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granted. but every time you summon him he roundhouse kicks you in the jaw. you pretty much asked for that X-P
i wish i could get a new 2 bedroom apartment.
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Granted, but the room is horribly filthy, torn apart, and has previously been set on fire.
I wish NightSky was for PC as well.
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Granted, but due to some weird error the PC version will ruin your system.
I wish that I could draw really well.
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Well you can, so the wish is invalid 8D
i wish that i wasnt so depresed :D
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Granted. Your drawings became so realistic that the next time you drew a dragon, it came out of the page and ate your car.
Granted. You're so elated that you can't feel pain any more and are not aware of the sizzling hot plate under your feet.
I wish 1TB actually was 1000GB (and 1 GB = 1000 MB and 1 MB=1000 KB and 1 KB= 1000 B), because then the metric prefixes would make sense. >.>
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Granted. Now with all technical things being so specifically exact it is required to have a signed affidavit from each of your fingers before you may turn on your computer.
I wish unicorns were real.
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Granted. They come to you each night in your sleep and eat your face off. Then, you are reborn the next morning.
I wish for a world without the colour yellow.
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Granted. They come to you each night in your sleep and eat your face off. Then, you are reborn the next morning.
I wish for a world without the colour yellow.
Granted, but "colour" is spelled "color" everywhere now. (I find it weird how only the U.S. spells it without the "u".)
I wish for pants. :D
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granted, but they are on fire. (liar.)
i wish to be the world's best guitarist.
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Granted. But no one will listen to you because you don't have a band.
I wish for all wishes to perfectly rhyme;
An interesting wish, a fun answer this time!
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granted, but they are on fire. (liar.)
i wish to be the world's best guitarist.
(Two in a row, sorry, but I gotta. ;D)
Granted, but you are no longer StaticRomantic. You are now Matthew Bellamy, lead singer, guitarist, and pianist of Muse. :D
I wish nobody would get mad at me for doing this twice in a row...
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Granted, but everyone now hates you for not replying to my wish.
(Waiting on someone to answer...)
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Granted, but everyone now hates you for not replying to my wish.
(Waiting on someone to answer...)
Ahem. Where's your wish?
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Granted; all wishes fall into perfect rhyme.
The government, though, finds this a crime.
They come after you with a laser cannon.
Now, maybe, would be a good time to run.
I wish Windows systems would give up on IE.
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Wish granted, but now Windows has no internet whatsoever and falls into ruin, so Apple raises their computer's prices because they have less competition.
I wish that my computer was faster.
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Granted. But your graphics card now really sucks. We're talking, like, NES here, man.
I wish I could fly. Yes, stereotypical, I know.
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granted but the computer was too fast and exploded
I wish i was out of school
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Well done. Yet another late reply. That's almost two in a row!
Granted. But now you have summer school because you got out of school too early.
Someone answer my previous wish, once again.
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I wish I could fly. Yes, stereotypical, I know.
Granted. You are given parakeet wings so the most you can do is fly 2-3 inches off the ground.
I wish lions wouldn't eat people.
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Granted. But tiger-related fatalities have sky-rocketed.
I wish I didn't have to work on any school projects.
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Granted, but your last report card is a solid block o' Fs.
I wish for a pet cat.
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Granted, but in Soviet Russia, the cat pets you.
I wish all internet memes would die.
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Granted, but then real-life memes start.
I wish people would post more in my mafia game :P.
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Granted, but then a mini mafia game war breaks out and LP has to shut down the forum games section.
I wish for the auditorium down the street to be bigger.
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Granted, but to make it bigger they had to knock down your favourite park :shocked:
i wish that i couuld eat a pie
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Granted. But it's a tofu pie with a seaweed crust.
I wish my back would stop hurting.
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Granted. But your inner bleeding (in your back) move up to your brain insteed and therefor causing your death. Nobody miss you cause you never had any friends and your family is all dead. The time and world will not remember you and you never accomplished anything in your life. And your pets get flayed alive.
I wish for world peace.
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Granted, but this can only be achieved by killing off humans.
I wish that this was SPARTA!!!
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Granted, but this can only be achieved by killing off humans.
What ppl?
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Granted, but this can only be achieved by killing off humans.
I wish that this was SPARTA!!!
Granted. But you are kicked down a big hole in the ground.
I wish I were a little girl. (Cookie if anyone knows where it is from)
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Granted. But since only the outside changes, you turn lesbian.
I wish the KnyttLevels.com website was finished.
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Granted, but this can only be achieved by killing off humans.
What ppl?
I'm guessing all of them.
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Granted. But since only the outside changes, you turn lesbian.
WTF! Seriously. You think saying wat is offensive. Yet you use the word lesbian as it would be bad for some reason! What kind of admin are you?
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Granted. It keeps crashing every 15 minutes though, because of the overload of awesomeness.
I wish I were the moon.
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Granted. But
obscure online game (http://www.ludomancy.com/blog/2008/09/03/i-wish-i-were-the-moon/) references are awesome! the girl gets dropped into the water.
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Granted. But obscure online game (http://www.ludomancy.com/blog/2008/09/03/i-wish-i-were-the-moon/) references are awesome! the girl gets dropped into the water.
Wish, plz.
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Granted. But your inner bleeding (in your back) move up to your brain insteed and therefor causing your death. Nobody miss you cause you never had any friends and your family is all dead. The time and world will not remember you and you never accomplished anything in your life. And your pets get flayed alive.
the game is Corrupt-a-Wish not Corrupt-a-self esteem :sad:
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It's a bonus. ;)
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Granted. But since only the outside changes, you turn lesbian.
WTF! Seriously. You think saying wat is offensive. Yet you use the word lesbian as it would be bad for some reason! What kind of admin are you?
Offensive to who? Real lesbians or, gay haters who don't want to be reminded? Its not like lesbian is a derogative term, and is there really any other word for female homosexual?
You're just pissed because of the wat thing.
By the way, weren't you the one telling people to chill? <_<
Posted here because the other topic got licked locked.
Also, stickman should post his wish.
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This is on its way to becoming a flame war. Though we have things to say about it, this discussion is not going to benefit anybody, and I ask that we please move on.
I'll start us back up with a wish:
I wish I was a kitty cat.
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Granted. Enjoy your #1 place on the most-wanted list of China's cat meat market. ;)
I wish I made an awesome game.
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Granted, your game is awesome, the entire 2 seconds of gameplay.
I wish I could teleport myself to work.
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Granted. But as you work, the knights who say wat comes and beats you up for discriminating female homosexuals.
I wish LPChip would unlock that topic and explain himself, or this might become another "Drakkan incident"
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Granted. But it misscalculates the coordinates and your telepath ends in a wall causing... oh damn you LimeLemon! Get off!
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I wish LPChip would unlock that topic and explain himself, or this might become another "Drakkan incident"
Granted. The topic is filled with pointless flaming that leads nowhere because the issue has already been resolved.
I wish I had a huge top hat.
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Granted, but a giant bunny comes out of it and eats it.
I wish my Wii "Sensor" Bar cable didn't look so delicious to cats.
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Granted, Just after they completely chew it off XP
I wish that my computer didnt crash when using adobe flash player :moody:
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Granted, Just after they completely chew it off XP
I wish that my computer didnt crash when using adobe flash player :moody:
Granted, but your computer now crashes when running any other program.
I wish LimeLemon would shut up about what LPChip said. Don't corrput, plz.
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Granted, but he won't because apparently LPChip has committed the Holocaust of forum crimes by pointing out that he doesn't like the word, and many users apparently just really like the word "wat" and feel that it needs to be defended, because it can't stick up for itself and needs moral support and maybe a hallmark card to cheer it up.
Granted, but the forum explodes for no apparent reason and in it's place is this (http://www.frnz.de/).
or this (http://hosanna1.com/). (where is that music coming from and how is it different every time i open the page? its black magic)
edit: here's (http://www.hosanna1.com/AAAWWW/index.html) the designers for that page. this made me laugh.
...I wish all fruitcake magically turned into a pile of money. Or not magically. Your choice.
so my grandma's gifts would suck 100% less.
Granted. But as you work, the knights who say wat comes and beats you up for discriminating female homosexuals.
are these knights women or just very feminine men? O_o
either way this story isn't really working for me
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Granted, but he won't because apparently LPChip has committed the Holocaust of forum crimes by pointing out that he doesn't like the word, and many users apparently just really like the word "wat" and feel that it needs to be defended, because it can't stick up for itself and needs moral support and maybe a hallmark card to cheer it up. O_o
Uhh....then that's not granted. :P Reread it.
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...I wish all fruitcake magically turned into a pile of money. Or not magically. Your choice.
so my grandma's gifts would suck 100% less.
Granted. Every fruitcake your grandma gives you logically ;) turns into a pile of monopoly money. It sucks 100% less... on game night!
I wish double stuffed oreos really did have two times the stuffing of cream that regular oreos do.
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Granted. Double Stuff Oreos are now inverted Oreos; they have one cookie in the middle, sandwiched by two layers of cream on the outside.
(Unfortunately, most of the cream wipes off inside of the bag, and hardens like glue to prevent you from opening the bag.)
I wish I could swim without plugging my nose, because I must look pathetic.
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Granted, but you must now stick your hand in your mouth.
I wish for rubber bands.
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Granted. A saxophonist, a cellist, a drummer, a guitarist, and a pianist, all with rubber instruments. They must sound, erm, fantastic.
I wish for world peace.
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I wish for world peace.
Granted. The stressed employees of suddenly empty DisneyWorld are all grateful to you for this unexpected peace and quiet. ;)
I wish I was free.
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This is on its way to becoming a flame war. Though we have things to say about it, this discussion is not going to benefit anybody, and I ask that we please move on.
I'll start us back up with a wish:
I wish I was a kitty cat.
Granted but you were caught by a bad owner
I wish everyone was mature for once
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This is on its way to becoming a flame war. Though we have things to say about it, this discussion is not going to benefit anybody, and I ask that we please move on.
I'll start us back up with a wish:
I wish I was a kitty cat.
Granted but you were caught by a bad owner
I wish everyone was mature for once
...The hell? *points up* Ya missed a whole page, Hare.
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I wish I was free.
Granted. Now people renovating their homes and people needing gardeners and plumbers and random work done... all hire you... at no cost, cuz your free :) and you have to do it.
I wish i didn't wake up with so much phlegm in my nose when I wake up in the mornings.
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Granted. You now wake up with your nose full of sand instead.
I wish I had an unlimited supply of cookies.
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Granted, but you turn blue and fuzzy.
OM! NOM! NOM!
I wish bugs didn't exist.
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Granted, but the entire ecosystem collapses because pretty much everything relies on insects in some way. Also, there's no more honey.
I wish Lego Rock Raiders would work on my computer.
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(loved that game back in circa 2000. Less so now.)
Granted, but Explosive Experts now say "Zeeky Boogy Doog" instead of using TNT.
I wish Frogger 3D worked on my computer. Those were the days...
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Granted. Hope you like cars and such things travelling at the speed of light.
I wish i was capable of fighting using pyrokinesis.
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Granted, but you accidentally catch yourself on fire.
I wish my wish wouldn't get corrupted. <-- This would break the game, so nevermind.
I wish that I didn't have about six hours of homework to do.
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Granted. You have ten hours of homework to do \o/
I wish I didn't have school tomorrow, making this a five-day weekend.
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Granted, now you have school the rest of the year, including holydays.
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Firecat, whats your wish?
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Firecat, whats your wish?
Oh, right. I though i forgive something.
I wish i had a 1 Terabyte hard disk.
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Granted, it comes with an added gift- a virus that constantly deletes your files!
I wish I had some more cookies.
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Granted, but they are internet cookies which really isn't very exciting and only hogs CPU(?)
I wish Cave Story would run on my other computer. Or rather, at least at a speed that I can enjoy it.
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Granted, but they are internet cookies which really isn't very exciting and only hogs CPU(?)
I wish Cave Story would run on my other computer. Or rather, at least at a speed that I can enjoy it.
Granted. The "Cave Story" on your computer is now a crappy game about cavemen.
I wish Ima Robot was a more popular band.
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Granted. They now have extreme main stream popularity and have all gotten blonde highlights, ripped jeans, ed hardy shirts, and sunglasses... and their music has gone to sh!t.
EDIT: I wish I didn't have to go home tomorrow.
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Granted, you have to go to mars tomorrow.
I wish Peppyhare wouldn't mind that I'm ninjaing him.
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Granted. They now have extreme main stream popularity and have all gotten blonde highlights, ripped jeans, ed hardy shirts, and sunglasses... and their music has gone to sh!t.
EDIT: I wish I didn't have to go home tomorrow.
Granted but your home is destroyed and your broke. thus, You will never go home again.
I wish i was most know in the nifflas forum.
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Addendum:
I wish Peppyhare wouldn't mind that I'm ninjaing him.
Make that "PeppyHare or Firecat".
But since PeppyHare ninja'd me while I was writing this post, I guess you have a choice between my wish and his, Firecat.
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Addendum:
I wish Peppyhare wouldn't mind that I'm ninjaing him.
Make that "PeppyHare or Firecat".
Granted, now Firecat minds that Peppyhare and you ninja´d him.
I wish i was most know in the nifflas forum.
Granted, now you are known in the forum by everyone as the worst rule-breaker and flamer.
I wish that nifflas had a better server and CPU so he dont have to relocate the forum.
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Granted, but it turns into the Newgrounds forum.
I wish for three wishes.
(Hi SiamJai!)
(alright, that's enough predicting posters.)
(whoops, I ruined the integrety of my edit timestamp with that.)
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Granted. If only you didn't fall into coma due to that car crash, then you could actually use those wishes. ;)
I wish I could stop time.
(Hi Exp HP!)
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Granted,but now you cant un-stop it .
I wish that Exp HP stopped being psychic.
(alright, that's enough predicting posters.)
Granted lol
I wish that a sequal of Spore were better and without any expansion pack.
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Granted - but now the game comes with hardware specs so high, that you'd have to have access to Skywalker Ranch or Deep Blue to play Spore. :P
I wish that everyone had free access to basic necessities like food, shelter and clothing.
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Granted. But be sure to get a new calendar, its 1200000 BC now.
(meaning that all other things than the basic necessities are gone)
I wish MY dog inspired Nintendo to use Chain Chomps in Mario Games.
(Chain Chomps were made up when a random dog tried to attack Miyamoto, Of course, it had one of those chains...)
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Granted. That having been at least 19 years ago, your dog has been long dead now and you would give anything to take your last wish back.
I wish I would stop walking into the shower with my glasses still on.
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Granted, but now you forget to take your clothes off.
I wish my girlfriend didn't dump me today.
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Granted, but tomorow she will go to another country and you will never see her again.
I wish that my wsh doesnt gets granted
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Your wish is granted... not your wsh ;). But because of your attempt to throw a paradox into this game you are kicked out of the game.
I wish that more people played this game while i'm online.
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Granted. Sooo many people play it when you're online that someone always posts a response before you can.
I wish there was something for dinner in this house better than peanut butter and honey sandwiches.
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Granted. There are now honey and Nutella sandwiches in your house. C)p Except you're too full to eat them.
I wish the Saira store would let me buy a code without having to buy the code for a friend also. (Stupid store bug.)
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Granted, miraculously the option now works, and gives you just one code instead of two. The price however changed from $17 for two licenses to $115 for one license.
I wish I didn't had to go to work next week.
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Granted. You won't go to work 'cus you're magically in house arrest for the rest of your life.
Which btw, isn't that great.
I wish for peace and tranquility to flow throughout the world. A world were everyone is happy and everything works out perfectly.
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Granted. You won't go to work 'cus you're magically in house arrest for the rest of your life.
Which btw, isn't that great.
I wish for peace and tranquility to flow throughout the world. A world were everyone is happy and everything works out perfectly.
Granted. Everyone now loves eachother while aliens invade Earth.
I wish I could understand what my dream was about last night...
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Granted. It's all clear now. Your dream foretells of an impending atomic destruction.
I wish I could find someone to split the Saira price with.
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Granted. You find a random stranger from the forum to split the price with you but now this person found out your address and your telephone number and wants to be your BFF and won't stop stalking you.
I wish I had something delicious to eat.
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Granted. You have hundred delicious carrots for beverage. Your rabbit is very fund of it. Unfortunately, you can't stand carrots due to an allergy.
I wish I could do telekinesis
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Granted. Now everyone thinks you are a freak and scientists will kidnap and study you for the rest of your life.
I wish I knew all there is to know about mathmatics and physics.
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Granted. You can now move anything lighter than 0.5 milligram roughly 2.5 mm in any direction except for up.
Darn you, PONTO. :P
Granted. Your brain cannot hold all of the information without erasing everything else, and since your wished for it, the science info can't be replaced by new memories.
I wish I won the lottery.
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Granted. You won the draft lottery. You'll be going to iraq in a few weeks.
I wish there was a new Knytt Stories level to play.
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Granted. You won the draft lottery. You'll be going to iraq in a few weeks.
I wish there was a new Knytt Stories level to play.
Granted. It's a wallswim- and void- riddled level that the creator spent 5 minutes on.
I wish that Rammstein wasn't banned from performing in the U.S.
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Granted. They are now allowed to play in the U.S., but no one is allowed to see them while they're in the U.S.
I wish I had another pair of hands to help me out doing stuff in my house.
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Granted. Two tiny hands, around 1mm in size, spout from your left ear.
I wish I had a fast enough connection to download Saira in a reasonable amount of time.
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Granted. Your connection is already good enough to download Saira in a reasonable amount of time. To make it fast, you pack your modem and drive 140 mph on the motorway. You get arrested by the police for speeding though and you end up in jail.
I wish I had a girlfriend
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Granted! You had one.
I wish I can make a living out of game development!
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Granted. Your next game will be the Sims 4.
I wish more people would post in this topic.
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Granted, but they can't come up with something good.
I wish I had something better than Intel® 82845G so Saira wouldn't run in 6x slow-motion.
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Granted, now your computer its powerful and saira its played so fast that you die every 5 seconds.
I wish i could read minds
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Granted. Now you can hear everyones thoughts all the time... and they all hate you.
I wish males weren't so obsessed with Madden.
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Granted. Now all the gramers (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gramer) (as they are referred to by the show Nametags) play Knytt. Now you're one of them. :shocked:
I wish Barbie video games never existed. Especially that one on the NES.
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Granted. Here comes Bratz.
I wish Christmas would be concentrated to its core, without the constant screeching of children (I WANT THAT ONE!), the endless waiting lines in every shop, the knowledge you won't be getting good presents, the knowledge you won't be getting presents (economy, economy) and the constant bell-jingling santas blocking my path to make me buy some red-white striped ****.
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Granted. Your next game will be the Sims 4.
If only. :U He'd do a hell of a lot better job than EA's doing right now.
Granted, but, since your wish was really long, I didn't really read it. I got the gist of what it was saying (Christmas without the whiny children, crappy presents, etc) but I may have missed something vital due to the length of your wish. Now, hopefully you've read all of this while realizing that I'm only doing this to make a long post in response and to make you lose the game.
I wish I knew what this weird sound coming from the back of the house was.
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Granted. It's a swarm of screaming zombie moles. Yeah.
I wish it was winter break already.
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Ok, you just got flu and can't leave your bed any day soon. Early winter break for you...
I wish I could go back to when I was a kid.
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Ok, you just got flu and can't leave your bed any day soon. Early winter break for you...
I wish I could go back to when I was a kid.
Granted. You're now three, while everyone else stays the same age. Government scientists take you and study you in hopes of finding the secret to age reversal.
I wish for a fish.
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Granted. It's a Whale Shark. It gets bored of plankton and decides to eat you.
I wish I could finally get a top score on Galiga
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Granted. Misteriously all scores are reset and you're the first to get a score of 5. Unfortunately, the next player comes in right after you and has 325235326 points.
I wish the clock would go back a few hours.
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Granted. Your bedroom clock goes back three hours, so you oversleep next morning.
I wish I could divide by zero.
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Granted, you took a whole eternity to write the result.
I wish that my internet connection where less shity.
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Granted. Your internet is now one kb/s faster.
I wish it was christmas already.
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Granted. To increase productivity, your government orders Christmas to be moved to today, and to last only a few hours. You miss out on all the presents, food, cookies, free time etc. and things are back to regular work/school schedule until next April, when the newly scheduled New Year rolls around.
I wish that the MICT was blown to bits and the remains burned down to ashes.
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Granted. As they control the internet, and no longer exists, so goes the internet in Asia. You gained nothing.
I wish it started to snow.
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Granted. The snow falls harder and faster than ever before, until it covers all exits from your house.
I wish my computer would stop bluescreening every few hours.
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Granted. You won the draft lottery. You'll be going to iraq in a few weeks.
I wish there was a new Knytt Stories level to play.
Granted. It's a wallswim- and void- riddled level that the creator spent 5 minutes on.
I wish that Rammstein wasn't banned from performing in the U.S.
I also like rammstein!
Yeah.... now it bluescreens every minute >)
i wish that i could get the full version of saira :/
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Granted. As it was delivered so quickly, you get to pay double for the delivery.
I wish for this wish to be corrupted. Let's see what you come up with.
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Granted, your wish is corrupted.
I wish people took rules a bit more seriously, including those of forumgames.
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Granted. As it was delivered so quickly, you get to pay double for the delivery.
I thought it was a payed code :huh:.
Granted, your wish is corrupted.
I wish people took rules a bit more seriously, including those of forumgames.
Granted, as the people acts well and the forum stopped requiring staff help you become degraded to normal user.
Edit: why i keep forgeting my wish?
I wish that night sky dont were wiiware exclusive
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Granted, now its sprunkelbox 2xx exclusive, unfortuantely, the sprunkelbox come out in 3000 ad C)
i wish that i could breath fire! :crazy:
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Granted - you just don't have control over it. Now whenever you open your mouth, huge flames burst out randomly. You cannot talk and everyone deserts you.
I wish for peaceful solitude.
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Granted, you'll be taken to a lonely island, to live alone and peacefully. As soon as you get there, though, you feel alone and want someone with you. And that was a one-way ticket.
I wish Saira sells well.
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Granted, someone named Saira now sells wells.
I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.
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Granted. You don't have to go to school tomorrow because your entire town/city was hit by a large meteor and now there is only a large hole to go to.
I wish they sold cheap boxes of sugar free brownie mix.
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Granted, they just replaced the sugar with gallons of high-fructose corn syrup.
I wish for a washing machine that ran on the pure essence of clothing instead of electricity.
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Granted. Your machine ate all the clothes to power itself so now you have no clothes :crazy:
I wish that pop quizzes didn't exist.
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Granted. Welcome to pop-exams! Instead of unannounced short quizzes, now you've got unannounced hour-long tests that make up 40% of the total grade.
I wish people could just travel to any country without having to have visas, passports and border control.
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Granted. Terrorists and mafias can now easily infiltrate any country and spread chaos and destruction.
I wish my fish was a dish so kapish I would shish!
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Granted. But the hish got frish on it's plish so now its drunk and you can't get it out of the oven. (wat?)
I wish it was Christmas today.
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Granted, but you don't get any presents because no one had bought any gifts yet.
I wish pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis was a shorter word.
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Granted. It is now pneu. However, you soon catch pneumonia and are misdiagnosed. They give you the treatment for pneu instead and the treatment involves jarring needles into your brain.
I wish that Green Day had another album out that is acclaimed to be better than the Beatles.
run: offtopic.exe
I wish my fish was a dish so kapish I would shish!
Granted. But the hish got frish on it's plish so now its drunk and you can't get it out of the oven. (wat?)
You, sir, with the Internet.
But because I don't have a spare one on me, here's a :hiddenstar:.
close:offtopic.exe
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Granted. But one day afterward the Beatles get resurrected and make the BEST ALBUM EVAR!
Just to settle the score. :^^:
I wish I knew how to program in every language and engine. (WaDF Mod, anyone?)
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Granted, but now you can't get away from using your knowledge to help every single user on StackOverflow.
I wish I had a Christmas List.
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You get a Christmas list. There isn't anything nice on it.
I wish for a peanut. (doesn't all need to be exorbitant)
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Granted, you get a nut that someone peed on.
I wish I could wish for more wishes.
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Granted, you get a nut that someone peed on.
I wish I could wish for more wishes.
granted but each wish you wish for has something bad happening
i wish full version of saira was free
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Granted. But Nifflas gets poor and can't make games anymore.
I wish the next person wishes something.
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Granted, but that wish is stupid.
I wish that 1+1 is not 2 but 31.
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Granted, but now math becomes even more confusing then it already was.
I wish /awsome/ wouldn't stare into my soul.
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Granted. Your soul becomes lonely and eventually rips its way out of your chest to try to make new friends.
I wish I could fly! :crazy:
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Granted. You turn into a balloon, fly into the upper atmosphere, and pop.
EWPS.
I wish I had a really cool middle name.
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Granted. Exp HP is your middle name. XD
I wish I was this guy: :nuts:
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Granted. Enjoy the rest of your life unable to stop grinning and stuck in Nifflas forum.
I wish this quote was true...
Dare not underestimate me
for all failure comes from my hand
Dare not kill me
for all haunts come from my mind
Above all, dare not insult me
for all fate comes from my report tool
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Granted, you say said quote on Roblox and people think that you are a complete nerd.
I wish I knew how to make games like Nifflas does.
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Granted. Your uncanny ability to make marvelous games results in Nicalis abducting you and forcing you to make games for a living. Because of your servitude, the quality of your games rapidly deteriorates. To account for any loses, Nicalis sells your house and puts you out on the street. (Not saying this has or will happen to you, Nifflas, lol.)
I wish Nifflas didn't have to temporarily move the forum.
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wth! i didn't even know that! ugh <_<
anyways... Granted. He doesn't temporarily move it, he permanently moves it... to Estonia where they have no internet connection and the forum only has a single member, Nifflas.
I wish this headache would go away.
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Granted! Your headache is now replaced with a concussion.
I wish I could figure out how to use the Saira level editor.
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Granted. You figured out how to use the Saira level by studying the documentation. Then you find out that you don't have all the tools and this wish will prevent you from ever getting them.
I wish it would start snowing again. I like snow! :)
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Granted. It's snowing like crazy, but it's all grey and smells really bad, because industrial gases in the upper atmosphere polluted the snow severely. It is quickly classified as biohazard, so authorities order a lockdown of your entire area until hazmat teams clean up the dangerous waste. :P
I wish I could get lots of money from the things I like to do.
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Granted. Next time you play Monopoly, you will win with a huge amount of 'money'.
Yeah, so i got the power to decide all failures and control all NPCs on Roblox.Dare not underestimate me
for all failure comes from my hand
Dare not kill me
for all haunts come from my mind
Above all, dare not insult me
for all fate comes from my report tool
But i wish some respect.
Granted, you say said quote on Roblox and people think that you are a complete nerd.
P.S. If they think so, i'll just report 'em.
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If it stops the game from running, then i can just wish Kaizoman666's signature wasn't so Kaizo-ish. Respect, less Kaizo-ish signature, your choice.
('Kaizo' can be translated as 'Asshole' and it has something to do with hacking a game (in this case it is Super Mario World) so that it becomes very hard and average people cant beat it within 10 minutes because they EVEN die when they beat the level)
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Wish granted, but now my signature has a picture of you saying, "I suck!" :^^:
I wish that it rained chocolate.
If it stops the game from running, then i can just wish Kaizoman666's signature wasn't so Kaizo-ish. Respect, less Kaizo-ish signature, your choice.
('Kaizo' can be translated as 'Asshole' and it has something to do with hacking a game (in this case it is Super Mario World) so that it becomes very hard and average people cant beat it within 10 minutes because they EVEN die when they beat the level)
Um... 'Kaizo' doesn't mean 'Asshole'. It means 'Reconstructed'. So technically, I'm the reconstructed man. (Also, whats wrong with a Kaizo-ish signature?)
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Granted. All the chocolates that rain down have brussel sprout centers except in november and december, when it has yam centers.
I wish that me and my boyfriend come across something awesome to do for new year's eve.
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Granted. All the chocolates that rain down have brussel sprout centers except in november and december, when it has yam centers.
I wish that me and my boyfriend come across something awesome to do for new year's eve.
Granted. You two decide to try to divide by zero. This destroys the universe.
I wish that I could divide by negative zero. :shifty:
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Granted. You divide 0 by -0. C)
I wish I could find the square root of -16.
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Granted. You divide 0 by -0. C)
I wish I could find the square root of -16.
Granted. You now know the answer is ±4i (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/i_%28mathematics%29). But you don't know why, because you just graduated from high school without remembering anything from math class, and every college hates you.
I wish I had a better computer mouse.
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Granted. You go out and buy the new Apple Mighty Mouse Wireless for some vast sum of money, then throw a tantrum when you realise thet you need Bluetooth for the damn thing to work. And mac OSX.
I wish Mac OS10.5 could play windows games (Like Knytt Stories :shifty:) WITHOUT a stupid virtual machine or a partition.
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Well, it can! with WINE! (but you need to download a .dll that has a mac virus in it :shocked:)
I wish that i had a busking license :/
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Well, it can! with WINE! (but you need to download a .dll that has a mac virus in it :shocked:)
I wish that i had a busking license :/
Granted, but, because I hav e no idea what "busking" is, I hand you a piece of bread with a smiley face written in mustard. :D
I wish my wish didn't get granted.
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Gran... I mean... wait, what?!?! O_o
I wish that I pwned.
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Granted. But the world then finds out that "pwned" is in fact an alien acronym infiltrated into Earth's culture which actually means: Possibly Washed Ned's Extra Dildo.
I wish that I could solve my rubiks cube in under 2.5 minutes.
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Granted... You just learned this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9Jq15NqNuQ) But it only works on a regular rubiks cube. Yours has transformed into a Petaminx (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLyFqm4D9tI) as a side-effect.
I wish it turned back into a regular one or at least one of these (http://www.oddee.com/item_96712.aspx).
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Sorry for offtopicness, but...
Um... 'Kaizo' doesn't mean 'Asshole'. It means 'Reconstructed'. So technically, I'm the reconstructed man. (Also, whats wrong with a Kaizo-ish signature?)
Sorry, on Youtube it said it means Asshole, and theres nothing wrong with Kaizo-ish. I just wanted to keep the game runnin...
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Yes, it turns in one of those. The petaminx, in fact. >)
I wish... for a merry christmas? :P
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Granted, but this is corrupt-a-wish, not corrupt-the-game-with-a-wish, thus creating a paradox in a way noone understands. Anyways, the paradox corrupted real life so on every Christmas you, and ONLY YOU, will be teleported into the day after Christmas, where you have to spend both days. But since this paradox corrupted the wish, the wish corrupts the paradox so the same day will repeat over and over and over... anyways, the paradox wont work on other people so that means after the day after Christmas, you won't exist. And nobody cares. Anyways, from your point of view, you will remain in existence, but are sealed away in some kind of wacky day-after-Christmas-dimension that keeps repeating itself so life gets boring but you cant die since you will reset at midnight. You can only hope finding a solution to de-paradox and return to real life.
I wish my Sloganizer (http://sloganizer.net/en/) slogan will keep making sense for atleast 1 day. (It re-randomizes every 30 seconds and sometimes says something stupid like 'I would sleep with StraightFlame' or 'My StraightFlame and me'
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Granted. for one single day it says something reasonable.
But then the next day it says "Straightflame discovered the square of pudding".
*EDIT*
Almost forgot to wish =P
I wish for a pretty pink plastic pony.
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Granted, but as i like the text my userbar thingy said, a paradox occurs (ANOTHER paradox?) that makes your pony go evil.
I wish i would stop creating paradoxes.
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Granted, but first you create one last paradox that unfortunately creates a black hole that swallows everything, including the internet.
I wish this wish wouldn't break the game.
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Granted,but the wish breaks all the other forumgames from Mafia to Game of destruction >).
EDIT:and again i forget the wish
I wish that the delicious pie would feel somewhat zombified to their scaly Tetris Block's and smelly mother's Myst crap, StraightFlame.
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Granted, but now the entire int3rnet hates you for referencing MAWG.
I wish I had fifteen mouths.
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Granted. But they're all stapled shut because you were randomly selected by your government to take part in the new "Mouth Staples Diet."
I wish all the non dessert foods I ate were covered in masago. :)
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Granted. But they're all stapled shut because you were randomly selected by your government to take part in the new "Mouth Staples Diet."
I wish all the non dessert foods I ate were covered in masago. :)
Granted. but, because I have no idea what masago is, I lost the game.
I wish I won the game.
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Granted, but you'll never know that you are winning, because then you'd lose.
I wish the game didn't exist.
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Granted, but you'll never know that you are winning, because then you'd lose.
I wish the game didn't exist.
Blasphemy!
Sorry, go ahead. :P
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Granted... The Game (http://www.losethegame.com), which i just lost, doesn't exist anymore. All other games, DO exist.
I wish i were the moon. (http://www.ludomancy.com/blog/2008/09/03/i-wish-i-were-the-moon/)
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Granted, but because Razzorman its already a moon (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2207.msg25102#msg25102), you collide with him and both got destroyed
I wish that my brother stop spying my posts (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?action=profile;u=26;sa=showPosts).
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Granted, but i started to spy your posts. Thanks for the 'Running all the way' KS level.
Seriously, i can't stop, and therefore i am gonna type the following sentence: I wish i could STOP!
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Oh, and P.S. Firecat, did you notice i gave you a Sloganizer Slogan? (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2209.15)
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Oh, and P.S. Firecat, did you notice i gave you a Sloganizer Slogan? (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2209.15)
Not until now, i should visit that topic more :U.
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It said 'Firecat is better than chocolate' right now :^^:
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Moving on with the game...
Granted, you stop, but so does your heart and you die.
I wish I had a pizza.
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Moving on with the game...
Granted, you stop, but so does your heart and you die.
I wish I had a pizza.
Granted. It's got alien sausage on it, which is toxic to all organic life forms on Earth and it kills off all plants and animals.
I wish I could make a badass first-person shooter.
(P.S. Firecat, your sloganizer just said "Firecat, better than sex." O_o )
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Sorry, it is just uncontrollable. Mine once said 'Since 1985' while it was supposed to be 'Since 1997'. <_< Anyways,
Granted, but since i wished i could stop, i am still alive, and hid a link to www.losethegame.com in the pizza. As you eat it, it goes to your mind somehow, and you can't stop thinking about that website. And if anyone thinks about it, they gotta yell 'I just lost the Game' towards random people. So as you never disobeyed a game's rules (i guess, or else it just will be a side effect) people think you are crazy. And, eh, two more things: I already stopped spying Firecat's posts, and i just lost the Game! Damn you P-Bot (http://p-bot.newgrounds.com)! Eh, i mean Pumpkinbot...
Granted, but since you replied before me, i take revenge on you by erasing all Counter-Strike related data i can find on your computer AND in your mind. You accidentally/coincidentially create a game so similar to Counter-Strike that it doesn't seem a coincidence. Enjoy staying in jail for a loooooooooooooong time. I can't believe i am just that cruel >)
I wish New Choose your Own Adventure (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2426.msg27165#msg27165) would be more popular. I want it so much that i even posted a link to it here, and in my signature (thanks to Evil for the signature idea)!
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Granted, but everyone makes stupid posts and the game is ruined.
I wish Farik would finish Sputzna.
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Granted,it haves 10 wallswims, 5 voids, 20 SGE´s and a bug that dont let you end the game.
I wish that i could live in a colony in mars.
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I wish that i could live in a colony in mars.
Granted. In your next life, you will be reborn as a single-celled fungus living in a fungal colony inside an expired Mars chocolate bar. Eww!
I wish it would be snowing here in the tropics tomorrow. :)
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Granted. Tomorrow i will randomly teleport the forum to Mt. Sugarpeak. (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2426.0) With every key anyone presses, there will be an avalanche. After all, you wished for it to snow in the topics, right?
I wish Firecat is the most popular person in the forum. Oh, plz dont misunderstand my wish as you did before:
I wish i could STOP! (i meant stop spying Firecat's posts)
Granted, you stop, but so does your heart and you die. (he meant stop living)
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Granted. But then Firecat becomes the Ultimate Forum Moderator and rules with an iron keyboard and turns this forum into a tyrannical evil forum in which he "moderates" every post to say "Firecat is the most popular person in the forum. That is all that matters."
I wish that I do well in my first time playing Mafia. :)
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Granted, but every post you make says ''Firecat is the most popular person in the forum. That is all that matters.'' And LPChip bans you for being a spambot that works for Firecat.
I wish that delicious salad feels very crappified to it's scaly Tetris Blocks and smelly mother's talking car, Firecat. (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=1959.150)
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Granted, the scaly tetris blocks fell over you and the talking car wants to kill you because they dont like how the delicious salad feels crappified.
I wish that i could live as a human in a metalic city with a oxygen bubble, pseudogravitatory field and stuff. in the fourth planet from the star called sun.(Beat that SiamJai)
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Wish granted, but you already do. Because you wished for something you already had, the sun explodes and the planet is sucked into the newly created black hole.
I wish I had a puppy hat.
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Here you go! *kills kaizoman666's dog and makes a hat out of the body* A puppy hat! Merry X-mas!
I wish that i could use ? this, ✔ this, and ✘ this some more. (You can take advantage of it if you know it is against the Forum rules to use fonts and stuff if it is unnecessary to do so, but i am sure you would find some more creative ways to corrupt my wish)
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Wish granted, you can now use ? this, ✔ this, and ✘ this some more. However, now people spam their writing with flashy colors that hurt your eyes.
I wish (No lines, see?)
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I misunderstood you, and think you mean line breaks. I think the wish is invalid.
I wish i knew what format is used for avatars. I already tried JPEG format!
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Granted, you realize that its GIF, but then the forum loses his avatar uploading system.
I wish i had the full version of saira.
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Granted. You bought it for all your money.
I wish for some cheese. How about it?
✔ Accept mission ✘ Decline mission ? What the pfargtl?
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P.S. Thanks,
StraightFlame Firecat!
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P.S. Thanks, StraightFlame Firecat!
It was nothing, Firecat StraightFlame.
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P.S. Thanks, StraightFlame!
It was nothing, Firecat.
Ah, what the pfargtl! Took me until you posted to notice it! C)p
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I wish for some cheese. How about it?
✔ Accept mission ✘ Decline mission ? What the pfargtl?
✔ Accept mission ✘ Decline mission ? What the pfargtl? (I chose all three)
I wish a Brütal Chrïstmas to all!
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Granted, but all meant ALL of your body. Should've specified.
I wish I could make excellent knytt stories levels like I used to before forum kaboom.
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Granted, you make a awesome KS level, but before you could post it the forum goes kaboom for the third(?) time.
I wish nobody could notice that my avatar changes
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Granted, but then why the crap does it change if no one notices? :sick:
I wish I had a rainbow pegasus. :crazy:
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Granted, but it's actually the embodiment of evil.
I wish I had some cinnamon Stride.
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Granted, however, you accidentally chew your tongue off after zoning out about how delicious it is.
I wish I could finish reading my book.
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Granted, it ends with everyone dieing, your not pleasured of this. *Insert book flying from window here*
I wish the forum were more active
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Granted. Hundreds of spambots increase forum activity to the point of server crash.
I wish I'd be more skilled at art and music.
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granted, but you are less skilled in stuff you do best.
i wish for SRB2 (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2390.0) to be done.
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Granted, but you have to pay $100 for the finished version
I wish that I can have 500 more wishes
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Granted, but all wishes get corrupted.
I wish my fish wasn't drunk so I could get it out of the oven.
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Granted, but now
the hish got even MOAR frish on its plish so now it is more drunk than ever your fish is no longer a dish so kaptish it would shish.
I wish for some cheese. For real this time.
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Granted. its poisoned.
i wish for my scroll im my mouse wasnt broken <_<
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Granted. its poisoned.
i wish for my scroll im my mouse wasnt broken <_<
Granted. Now the ball/laser tracker/whatever moves it is broken.
I wish I knew who invented math.
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Granted. You are teleported back six hundred thousand years to the time of the neanderthal. There, you meet the first mathematician. Unfortunately, you can't get back.
I wish for a wish uncorrupter.
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Granted, but it corrupts.
I wish for Uber pro master KS level making skills!
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Granted, but nobody plays your levels
I wish it was sunny outside
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Granted. The sun experiences a giant solar flare that roasts the entire planet.
I wish that I could play EVEN MOAR Tetris.
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You play so long you get the Tetris effect, and it gives you brain damage. Later a hemorrhage forms and kills you.
I wish I was an Oscar-Mayer Wiener.
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You play so long you get the Tetris effect, and it gives you brain damage. Later a hemorrhage forms and kills you.
I wish I was an Oscar-Mayer Wiener.
Granted. You are now a dachshund.
I wish that Green Day's earlier songs didn't all sound the same/similar. (Nimrod and back.)
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Granted, but the green day's later songs hear the same/similiar.
I wish i got full version of Saira.
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Granted. You, too, spend all your money on buying a crappy illegal version for Famicom.
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Granted. You, too, spend all your money on buying a crappy illegal version for Famicom.
ERROR 3.14:no wish detected.
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Crud! An error 404 in my wish (it isnt a 314 but a 404).
I wish i had incredible h4xx0r skillz.
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Crud! An error 404 in my wish (it isnt a 314 but a 404).
I think 3.14 referring to an approximmation of pi.
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If you didnt notice yet, i KNOW that.
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Then there was no need to make a correction. Besides, 404 isn't necessarily the error code for wish absence.
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AHEM! Granted (StraightFlame haz 1337 h4x0r sk1llz), but you get caught by the FBI and are mistaken to be a [insert country here] spy, launching us into World War III.
While we're on the subject of nuclear holocaust, I wish all the Internets I have in my Internetometer were real Internets.
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Granted, but they are all parallel to each other. Meaning that there are 14 Nifflas forums and you dont know which one is the real one.
I wish World War III ended (if you are confused, look at the reply above this one)
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Granted, but instanly World War IV start due to another country having different shape of windows.
I wish that i could access to the old forum
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Granted, you can now access one of the oldest forums on the internet. You had to wish for access to Nifflas' old forum.
Instanly World War IV start due to another country having different shape of windows.
I wish Firecat didn't make an online game (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/519030) reference. In the game Level Up! (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/519030) two tribes called the Roundites and the Squarians are at war due to different window shapes. This is revealed by an NPC named Joy, who lives in the underground village... and he is a Roundite...
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Granted. They make a version of Level Up! for PS3. It is now an offline-game reference.
I wish for a gravity gun and a portal gun that both work perfectly.
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In the game Level Up! (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/519030) two tribes called the Roundites and the Squarians are at war due to different window shapes. This is revealed by an NPC named Joy, who lives in the underground village... and he is a Roundite...
Here, take a :pop: as a archivement \o/.
(And yeah, thats the worst reason to fight ever)
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Granted, you get a working gravity gun and portal gun, but you accidentally teleport yourself into a trash compacter, where you get crushed into a little square.
I wish I had a cookie.
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granted,its an arsenic cookie (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=707.0).
I wish i did an online game reference.
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granted,its an arsenic cookie (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=707.0).
I wish i did an online game reference.
Granted, but, since you already did (with the arsenic cookie AND with Level Up!), you cause a paradox that starts World War V. :facepalm:
I wish there was a :facepalm: emote.
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I wish there was a :facepalm: emote.
There is.. http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=429.msg11865#msg11865
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Granted but because...
There is.. http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=429.msg11865#msg11865
Another paradox its created that makes a paradox that destroys the universe
(http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/9b0990e46c.gif)
I wish that the universe is rebuilded again
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Granted, but you aren't in it. You are currently floating through the blackness of space outside the universe, bored out of your mind because you can't move back in.
I wish my new computer didn't break already because of a bad Windows Update.
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Done. It breaks because of an Apple update that somehow got in there.
I wish for awexmoesauce to become a commonly used word in the English and German languages.
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Granted. Everyone you know now uses it ALL THE TIME and it annoys you to no end, so now you despise the word.
I wish I could stay awake indefinitely without ill effects.
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Granted, but your ability disapears after 3 years, which you then break down and die due to a lack of energy. C)p
I wish I don't have to wait 3 hours for tech support while I try to fix the computer mentioned in my previous wish.
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Granted. You have to wait 3 years. Wait a sec, i want more 'dun dun DAAH' effect in it.
Granted. You have to wait 3
years. If that isn't worthy of having some 'dun dun DAAH' effect then i will try plan C.
Granted. you have to wait 3 YEARS!
On second thought, i will just stick to plan B.
I wish i could press Jonbro's button (http://www.jonbro.com/games/buttongame.html) as much times as i want to, and that it resets at the end so i could keep pressing the red button again.
You see, after you poke the pillow with the fire poker, it will disappear after a short time, and you have no button left to press until you press the F5 key on your keyboard. And before telling me some smartass thing, i meant the part where the pillow goes boom after you poke it with that stick thingy.
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Wish granted, but you can't stop clicking it for the rest of your life (also, you really like buttons, don't you).
I wish I didn't have a seizure inducing background for my old computer.
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Granted. You now have a terminal heart attack inducing background.
I wish that the internet was fun again. It seems really boring lately, you know, sort of devoid of content. :(
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Granted.
www.clubpenguin.com
www.roblox.com
www.habbo.com
At ClubPenguin you need to be a member for even MORE things now, and membership is more expansive now
Roblox now requires Service Pack 600
At Habbo Hotel every single piece of Furni costs more Coins than the Rare (or whatever they are called) Furni did before this wish
I wish for all side-effects to be undone.
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Granted. You will now never have a side effect from taking Advil. (Oh, non-specifications, how I love thee...)
I wish that I was better at uprooting information.
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Granted. You will now never have a side effect from taking Advil. (Oh, non-specifications, how I love thee...)
I wish that I was better at uprooting information.
Granted. You can now take whole trees out of the ground to study them (if you were strong enough).
I wish that I could see in the dark.
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Granted: You get a ton of carrots.
I wish i had a Shinx and a Combee (Yep, i meant those fourth generation Pokemon)
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Granted, but they die from being in the real world.
I wish that I could fdghsdklfjghl0 3086034w-trjgo25645yu890gjktjg225y6845u!
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granted but you got arrested by the fbi for illegal activities
I wish I could fly
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Granted, you can fly 1cm far in any direction except for up.
I wish my Shinx and Combee weren't dead.
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Granted, they come back as zombies and eat your brain.
I wish there was no war in the world.
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Granted, but the fact that my pets ate me is just fine with me.
I wish i-- Wait a sec, if i am eaten, how could i wish for that to be undone? Anyways, you may have noticed what i was about to wish: I wish i am alive.
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You burst out of your pet(s)' stomach, (with absolutely no blood or gore, by the way), totally alive. But your pets are dead. Good going.
I wish for a MILLION WISHES!
I wish for some non-toxic, delicious pie.
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Here ya go. Lol, now i am gonna quote something at the moment it is said. Which is weird...
Pretty nice. My favourite. Non-Toxic. Pretty nice so far.
*eats pie* Nice. No spontaneously combusting or something. But the pie needs just a little more sugar, StraightFl--
THE PIE NEEDS MORE SUGAR!? DAMN YOU STRAIGHTFLAME!
I wish i could fight using pyro-- wait, i already can. But it mostly harms me.
I wish for some fireproof whatever you can think of.
(this could also be corrupted by the fact that my pets already have been dead since i got them, and in this kind of situation i like the fact that they exploded)
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You get a fireproof suit but it is very uncomfortable.
I wish people would play my forum gamers more, instead of this.
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Wish granted, but all they end up posting is, "SPAM SPAM SPAMMY SPAM, SPAMMIDY SPAM SPAM SPAM."
I wish that this forum had more hidden emoticons. :awsum:
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Granted. They hid all emoticons.
I wish you didn't post right before me.
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Granted, he posted right in-front of you.
I wish that a system file's page file could be opened.
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Granted: You get a ton of carrots.
I wish i had a Shinx and a Combee (Yep, i meant those fourth generation Pokemon)
Greanted, but sence I have bad speling, I give you a sphinx and a comb.
I wish i cud spel.
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Granted, but it's un-granted because you didn't do my with. Ditto to my earlier post!
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Granted. What file did you mean, anyway?
(meanwhile, on Pluto, you have access to the school file thingies)
I wish for everything to perfectly rhyme,
and c'mon, please, don't make this a crime. (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2207.msg24990#msg24990)
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Granted, but here, you go and see,
Aliens dislike rhymes by you and me.
As they descend from the heavens above,
They obliterate our vocal cords, showing no love.
I wish that I could stop this rhyme,
otherwise I'll lose valuable...time?
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Granted,you recive heart attack,
you die and cant live back.
at least in heaven you dont rhyme,
but everything now is color lime.
I wish that i could play a roblox game for more than two minutes without losing the connection.
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Granted, but now you get so addicted that you no longer have a life.
I wish my dog didn't get bit on the leg by some other dog. :(
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Granted. You got bit instead.
I wish people stopped using those internet sig thingys.
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granted, so they pirated a crap load of programs to make a sig
i wish my pillow could talk
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Granted, however, it now talks all night and keeps you up.
I wish to like beans.
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granted, but you ate so much that you farted 50 tonnes of gas in the air causing a nuclear holocaust
I wish niffchat wasnt so lonely :(
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granted, but you ate so much that you farted 50 tonnes of gas in the air causing a nuclear holocaust
I wish niffchat wasnt so lonely :(
Granted. You now get to converse with spa mbo ts. =D (Don't know if that word would attract them. <_<)
I wish that "teenhmifnoeafgil" was an actual word.
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Granted, it is a very Vulgar curse word, and you'll get arrested for saying it. Your parents are very mad taht you invented the Vulgariest Curse. You are put to- GEDDAN!
I wish I could understand Geddan.
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Teenhmifnoeafgil (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=672.0) was invented by KG. (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?action=profile;u=58)
And in all fairness, it's a phrase.
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Uh... PP... Exp HP clearly said:
Try not to start off-topic discussions. I have seen this especially happen a lot when someone contests the validity of how somebody corrupted thier wish. For instance, if you say "I wish it was 70 degrees outside" and somebody responds "Granted. Your thermostat is now stuck at 70 degrees. Kelvin, that is," you may be tempted to point out that your wish was for it to be 70 degrees outside (you also might be tempted to point out that there's no such thing as "degrees Kelvin"). But don't.
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Granted, it is a very Vulgar curse word, and you'll get arrested for saying it. Your parents are very mad taht you invented the Vulgariest Curse. You are put to- GEDDAN!
I wish I could understand Geddan.
granted but I cant thing of any clever ideas to corrupt that wish
I wish I could corrupt a wish :(
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Invalid: You already can.
I wish spambots didn't exist.
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Granted, but now they're called spamanimals.
I wish winter vacation was longer.
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Granted, it lasts all year long and the entire Earth's population never advances in any way.
I wish I had some delicious, completely edible, non-toxic, sugar free, banana-type cake.
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Granted, but it's expired since 1578
AD No, wait, BC is more LOLish.
I wish i was StraightFlame.
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Granted, you are now a straight flame. Unfortunatly, you fly right into a waterfall and die.
I wish my name didn't actually mean "reconstructed man".
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Granted, you are now a straight flame. Unfortunatly, you fly right into a waterfall and die.
I wish my name didn't actually mean "reconstructed man".
Granted. Your name is now "SpamBotElite" and you are banned on sight.
I wish Roblox's editor didn't fail at life.
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Granted, but you aren't him.
I wish kaizoman666 was kaizoman666.
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Granted, I'm back to Kaizoman666. However, this was after I spammed your inbox with random messages. (Also, I said I wish my name didn't MEAN reconstructed man, not that I wanted a name change).
I wish StraightFlame was DiagonalFlame.
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Granted:
(http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/4607/rhfjdjejdyd.png)
...but now your statement repeats itself and the universe implodes.
I wish I could find a good free pixel animation/gif maker tool :(
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Granted, but you will have to pay an insane amount of money to get it.
I wish my name was Com-B. (If you don't get it, Com-B (Combee) is my favourite Pokemon's name.)
Edit: Crud! It had to be FREE! Why didn't anyone te-- yeah... That wud be against the rules of this game.
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Granted. Your name is now Com-B. However, the shadow government doesn't like you pretending to be something you're not (i.e. a Combee) so you are sent to jail. In Soviet Russia. And there's no heating system.
I wish I had a lollercopter, lollercoaster, and a pair of lollerskates.
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Granted, but you crash into a roflcopter while in your lollercopter and die.
I wish I could make my face look like this: :awsum:
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Granted. But i have to warn you this wish has a side-effect: You can't stop awsum-smiling. I'm not perfect, y'see?
Edit: Forgot wish again... again...
I wish i had a Sprunkelbox 2XX so i could play NightSky (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2207.msg25987#msg25987).
[offtopic]
Next time i will wish i won't keep forgetting wishes and ''Have You Ever'' questions.
[/offtopic]
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Granted. But i have to warn you this wish has a side-effect: You can't stop awsum-smiling. I'm not perfect, y'see?
Edit: Forgot wish again... again...
I wish i had a Sprunkelbox 2XX so i could play NightSky (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2207.msg25987#msg25987).
[offtopic]
Next time i will wish i won't keep forgetting wishes and ''Have You Ever'' questions.
[/offtopic]
Granted. You find out that Sprunkel is a type of Ukrainian cereal, so you get an empty box of Sprunkel cereal. You don't know how to plug in the controller, though
I wish Sprunkel was a cereal.
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It's not Sprunkel. It's Sprünkel. Sprünkeldünkel, to be exact.
Granted! You receive a box in the mail. It's delicious and you eat it all right away. Unfortunately, that was the only box that was and ever will be made of Sprünkel Cereal. :sad:
I wish I had the Advanced SprünkelConsole 20XX Extreme Elite Version so I could play NightSky. (If any of you remember Nifflas's post a long, long time ago, saying that all his new games would be for this obscure thing.)
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Granted. But you haven't got NightSky.
I wish i would stop forgetting my wishes and ''Have you ever'' question, because the ''Have you ever?'' topic was bored to death by me. An entire page!
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It's not Sprunkel. It's Sprünkel. Sprünkeldünkel, to be exact.
[offtopic]Yeah, well I don't have a "ü" key on my keyboard. And that's gonna be a problem when I learn German this next semester. :P German Internets, here I come![/offtopic]
Edit: Just so you guys don't have to change pages to answer SF's question...
Granted. You are now an elephant 'cause elephants never forget.
I wish my sister's alarm clock didn't go off all the f&!#ing time! Srsly. It goes off a 9:30 a.m. and 9:30 p.m. It's reeeeeeeeally anoying. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep beep beep beep beepbeepbeepbeepbeep...Sounds like a bomb. (And plz no "IT GOEZ OFF ALL TEH TIEM NAO". Too predictable.)
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granted. your sister's alarm clock never goes off. ever again. so she becomes late for her appointment to pick up her birth control, which results in her becoming pregnant with quadruplets, which you of course have to be the permanent babysitters for for the next 13 years of your life.
i wish people hadn't picked on me so much in mafia. :moody:
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Gran-- wait, you don't even play Mafia!
(i KNOW you do, but i had to corrupt it in SOME way.)
I wish i would be able to join Mafia 9.
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Wait, you aren't able to join Mafia 9? [/offtopic]
Granted, you join Mafia 9. Unfortunatly, you are lynched the first day.
I wish I could control time.
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I hope you don't mind this offtopicness, but i can't because it hasn't started yet.
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Granted, you control time. The FBI finds you and dissects you and removes several pieces of your brain tissue, an arm, and 3 toes. You live a miserable life in an anti-time controlling chamber.
I wish that this was a wish.
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Granted. It's a wish to lose all your money.
I wish my cell phone would work only at my command.
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Granted, but it also reads your mind, and calls any person you think about.
I wish I could control time, but no one else knew.
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Granted. It's a wish to lose all your money.
Then wouldn't you have to corrupt that wish? :nuts:
Anyway, granted. You can now go forward in time. You can't go backwards.
I wish Kaizoman's next wish wasn't going to be something about time travel.
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Granted. It will not be about controlling time like Dialga does, but about controlling space. Like Palkia does.
I wish my goddamn spaceship would actually work. (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=1836.msg28552#msg28552)
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Granted,you also go to the sun and retrieve a part of it. In your way back something goes wrong and you end up crashing in a incinerator (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=1642.msg28830#msg28830)
I wish my new notebook ''mouse'' weren't so sensible to clicks.
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Granted, but since we're refferencing other forum games, your computer "accidentally" gets flung by a catapult into a skyscraper. (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=1836.msg28803#msg28803)
I wish my incinerator wasn't destroyed (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=1642.msg28549#msg28549).
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Kaizo- can we get a wish?
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I wish my incinerator wasn't destroyed (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=1642.msg28549#msg28549).
Um... Its already there.^
(Oh, hey, I probably added it while you were typing. Our posts were only 19 seconds apart)
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Granted, but the skyscrapper fells over you (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=1836.msg28837#msg28837)
I wish that i could have a Door (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It's_Such_a_Beautiful_Day)
(And yeah, my posts have a bit of sci-fi references lastly)
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Granted, but you start to dislike your Door, and decide to walk outside. Unfortunatly, due to the lack of excersise from Door overuse, you immediatly collapse. No one finds you, since they're too busy using the doors, and you die in the cold temperatures outside (assuming you live somewhere where it is Winter).
I wish Firecat would stop referencing his references to his posts.
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(assuming you live somewhere where it is Winter)
Actually, im in summer :P
Granted,but you cant stop clicking this link thinking that you will found something interesing.You die from hunger (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2207.msg28846#msg28846)
I wish that we stop referencing other forumgames
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Since you just didn't just reference another forumgame, the wish is somehow invalid and and a frozen spaceship rams into you, and soon explodes due to the heat from where you live. (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=1642.msg28859#msg28859)
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Wish?
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Oh yeah, I wish we would stop linking our posts to other semirelevent subjects.
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Granted, but you spontaneously combust.
I wish people would use random (like the one i just used) corruptions more, because since we keep using predictable corruptions, more unexpected answers will be funnier.
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Granted, but a gigant spoon hits your head and you die from brain damage :D
I wish i dont get hit by something random
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Granted, but you hit something that was full of spikes and become a shish-kebab.
I wish I was an evil footface demon.
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Granted, but you hit something that was full of spikes and become a shish-kebab.
I wish I was an evil footface demon.
Granted. You are now a demon with a foot as a face. Because your face is a foot, you have no nose or mouth to breathe with, so you die.
I wish that I didn't know about The Game. I'm losing it quite a bit. D:
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Granted, you don't know about the game. But since you just read this corruption, you learned about it and immediatly lost it.
I wish I knew how to code ASM (as I've been needing to use it a lot lately).
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Granted, you don't know about the game. But since you just read this corruption, you learned about it and immediatly lost it.
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb228/gl_link/RageFace2.png)
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I wish my incinerator wasn't destroyed (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=1642.msg28549#msg28549).
Um... Its already there.^
(Oh, hey, I probably added it while you were typing. Our posts were only 19 seconds apart)
ah, ok. my bad for the premature eja--- i mean demand. :)
Granted, you don't know about the game. But since you just read this corruption, you learned about it and immediatly lost it.
I wish I knew how to code ASM (as I've been needing to use it a lot lately).
granted. seeing as how i have no idea what asm is... wait, unless its what Google told me it was... then in that case there is no longer an American Society for Microbiology... only American MACRObiology Society... so now you have to know how to code AMS.
i wish cheez-its had zero carbs.
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Granted, but the cheez is made out of thin air. (bummer)
*thinks deeply*
I wish for three uncorruptable universal wishes! (I'm expecting it to fail somehow.)
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granted. seeing as how i have no idea what asm is... wait, unless its what Google told me it was... then in that case there is no longer an American Society for Microbiology... only American MACRObiology Society... so now you have to know how to code AMS.
ASM is short for Assembler. Its a low level programming code used by a CPU.
Anyway, wish granted. You get the following wishes granted:
1. I wish I could die.
2. I wish I could drink poison and die.
3. I wish I could drink beer with poison and die.
I wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a etc.
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Granted, you recive a ''Etc'' in your 25th wish.Whatever a ''Etc'' is'.
I wish that #Niffchat were more active
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Granted, but it starts to lag horribly because of the 1653 members that log on at the exact same time.
I wish for something good.
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Granted, but it's just good. Not great or anything, you know?
I wish I didn't have this portfolio thing due tomorrow.
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Granted. It's due at 11:59 P.M. today.
I wish I wish I had some fish.
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Granted. But as you said 'i wish' two times, you didn't get a fish and keep wishing for a fish.
I wish for everything to perfectly rhyme,
because that would be now the third time
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Granted, but it comes at the cost of going back in medieval times, when rhymes were actually sweated.
*proceeds to wish he could release a zombie apocalypse at will*
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Granted, but they happen to be Nazi zombies. The zombies soon begin to think that you are Jewish, and kill you (okay, sorry about that joke).
I wish you wouldn't critizise me for making a Nazi joke.
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Granted, but they happen to be Nazi zombies. The zombies soon begin to think that you are Jewish, and kill you (okay, sorry about that joke).
I wish you wouldn't critizise me for making a Nazi joke.
Granted. Instead, I say "You're criticized for making a bad Nazi joke," and the cliche-ness of that response makes your brain implode.
I wish ich sprachen Deutsche. Fluently, plz.
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Granted, but you can't speak English anymore. And since the Official Forum Rules state you HAVE to speak English, you may never come back here again.
I wish i knew whether the 'rules' tag is allowed to be used by me or not, since i used it in this post.
(The tag i mentioned pops up a link, and if you hold your cursor on it, it says 'Oh boy, we HAD to post this link again.')
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Granted, you can't use it. You are banned for doing it anyway.
I wish that this wish couldn't be corrupted.
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Granted. However, your Paradox forms a never-ending loop of time.
Granted. However, your Paradox forms a never-ending loop of time.
Granted. However, your Paradox forms a never-ending loop of time.......
I wish to wish for wishy wishes.
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Granted, but you also get corrupted corrupted corruption.
I wish I hadz a mudkipz. Cuz I likez mudkipz.
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Granted, but it simply would not obey you.
*wishes to be capable of being giant*
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Granted. Unfortunately your head permeates the upper atmosphere, and you get sucked into the never ending void of space.
I wish I had some fully-juiced batteries.
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Granted, you get batteries filled with grape juice.
I wish my report (that I probably should be working on) would magically finish itself with A+ quality.
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Granted, you get batteries filled with grape juice.
I wish my report (that I probably should be working on) would magically finish itself with A+ quality.
Granted but you get an F For Plagiarism
I wish global warming ended
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Granted, you get batteries filled with grape juice.
I wish my report (that I probably should be working on) would magically finish itself with A+ quality.
Granted but you get an F For Plagiarism
I wish global warming ended
Actually, Douglas Adams wrote so well when he was in high school, the teachers thought he was plagiarizing. xD
Anyway, global warming has ended. We've all drowned.
I wish people would post very specific wishes.
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Granted, but they become so specific that you can find any way to corrupt them.
I wish I had a completely normal orange, that did nothing to me (nor did anything else), and no person, place, or thing was damaged, destroyed, or harmed in anyway possible because of my wish.
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Granted, but Dr. Clich(e accent aigue) steals it.
I wish I had Dr. Cliché's orange.
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Granted, but Dr.Cliché kill you with his Gigant (http://www.ni2.se/redirect.php?target=avoidtheevilspaceeel) Space (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?board=21.0) Eel (http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/1273/avoideelcomic.png)
I wish that we can haz wish
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Granted, but Dr.Cliché kill you with his Gigant (http://www.ni2.se/redirect.php?target=avoidtheevilspaceeel) Space (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?board=21.0) Eel (http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/1273/avoideelcomic.png)
We can haz wish?
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Granted. We can haz followin wish:
I wish Firecat spontaneously combust.
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Granted. We can haz followin wish:
I wish Firecat spontaneously combust.
Granted, but since Firecat is, essentially, a flaming cat, your wish doesn't really do much.
I wish for a qwerty birdy.
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Granted but you turn to a sexy version of jessica alba, and we forced you to stand on a water fountain naked, while holding a tennis racket on your mouth, while having water flow over you
I wish I can be smarticle :(
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Wish granted, but since "smart Evil" somehow ends up being an oxymoron, people start making fun of you.
I wish I had a _____.
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I wish I had a _____.
Granted. You have a blank. *shoots Kaizo with blanks*
I wish that I wasn't looking like a fool with my pants on the ground.
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Granted. You look like quite the cool, clever guy, even with your pants down. Unfrotunately, the downed pants still hinder your walkage.
I wish I could find some Polyphonic Spree songs in a better audio format.
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I wish that I wasn't looking like a fool with my pants on the ground.
You had to put that song back in my head.
Granted, unfortunately, the audio format is just too awesome for your listening device, which explodes, creating a rip in the time-space continuum, which get large enough to swallow your whole city, taking you along with it, and you end up three hundred years ago, on Mars, and your head implodes from lack of oxygen.
I wish I could get "Pants on the Ground" out of my head.
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Granted, but now music has died out. What was once an art, is now history.
*wishes to have a good idea for a knytt stories level that he won't burn out of*
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Granted, but you're the only one who thinks its good. Everyone else thinks that its a horrible idea.
I wish I had all your base.
On a side note...
Granted. You have a blank. *shoots Kaizo with blanks*
I wish that I wasn't looking like a fool with my pants on the ground.
Since when do blanks kill?
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On a side note...
Granted. You have a blank. *shoots Kaizo with blanks*
I wish that I wasn't looking like a fool with my pants on the ground.
Since when do blanks kill?
I didn't say they did. But they probably scared you! :D
Granted, but you're the only one who thinks its good. Everyone else thinks that its a horrible idea.
I wish I had all your base.
Granted. All your base are belong to Kaizo. *hands you a noob member called "base2821"* He's you're responsibility now.
I wish that I could find a sentence for the Anagram Game for "CHEEZBURGER".
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Granted, now your name its Firecat.
I wish Pumkinbot werent Firecat.
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I wish Pumkinbot werent Firecat.
Granted.
I wish Pumkinbot weren't Exp HP.
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I wish Pumkinbot werent Firecat.
Granted.
I wish Pumkinbot weren't Exp HP.
Granted. Pumpkinbot is now Pumpkinbot, but you get a boot to the head for abusing my name. <_<
I wish people wouldn't abuse my name/me.
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Granted, but they'll still butcher it. Oh, and they'll most certainly still abuse Pumkinbot's name, as he clearly is not you.
I wish I came up with a more clever online alias for myself rather than two RPG acronyms that really can only be pronounced by spelling them out.
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Granted, but they'll still butcher it. Oh, and they'll most certainly still abuse Pumkinbot's name, as he clearly is not you.
I wish I came up with a more clever online alias for myself rather than two RPG acronyms that really can only be pronounced by spelling them out.
...OH LOL. I didn't even notice that typo. :P
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Do i really suck at writing?
BTW:I just confuse "It will blend" with "Can you run it?" *Headesk*
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I wish I came up with a more clever online alias for myself rather than two RPG acronyms that really can only be pronounced by spelling them out.
Granted, but once you got yourself a name, it can't be changed. So, however you thought up the most awesome name, your name will still be Exp HP.
I wish for everything everyone else wished.
(Warning! Corrupting my wish may be impossible without going back to page 1 and scrolling back all the way down here)
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Granted.
I wish my back would stop hurting.
Granted. But your inner bleeding (in your back) move up to your brain insteed and therefor causing your death. Nobody miss you cause you never had any friends and your family is all dead. The time and world will not remember you and you never accomplished anything in your life. And your pets get flayed alive.
I wish I could swallow a cat whole. (Not wish I am doing so, but that I have the ability to.)
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Granted, Saira was free a couple days ago, but because nobody has money you become a mosquito that was friend of depressed alcoholics. You try to go back in time. but the ray its attached to a shark in the year 30AD.(and Btw Odlaw now knows where you are)to make it worse.your computer finds a virus, which activates it so that it deletes SYSTEM32, and the penaut you ate has posion. In the good side, you buy a plane to go to turkey, but summer and everything that ISN'T school is now a misery.And its now impossible to beat misery in CS without spelling an archaic language spoke by the people of Antarctica that wasnt very exiting. But beacause you know this. KsDs its very buggy and Now Ash Ketchum won't stop eating your 1Tbyte flash drives.Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you,set on fire your apartment and ruin your Pc system and the wish got invalid. so you wish you wast so depressed,but with all technical things being so specifically exact it is required to sleep and let unicorns eat your face off and set your pants on fire (and "colour" is spelled "color" everywhere now).
Well... long story short, you had a lot of series of disfortunate events and end up forced to stand on a water fountain naked and people start making fun of you because you have a blank.
At least you look like quite the cool, clever guy, even with your pants down.unfortunately, the audio format of Polyphonic Spree songs is just too awesome for your listening device, which explodes,and what was once an art, is now history.
You got a idea.but you're the only one who thinks its a good idea. Everyone else thinks that its a horrible idea.and now All your base are belong to Kaizo. You think about change your name to Firecat,then HP EXP, then Pumpkinbot, then a rather clever alias.but once you got yourself a name, it can't be changed. So, however you thought up the most awesome name, your name will still be StraightFlame.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Granted, but now your mouth is hiralousy big and everyone dont stop LOLing when they see you.
I wish for something nobody wished yet.
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Granted. You wished for an action 52 cartridge. (for those that don't know, youtube should give you an idea what a52 is like.)
I wish to be... a zombie!
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You got a idea.but you're the only one who thinks its a good idea. Everyone else thinks that its a horrible idea.and now All your base are belong to Kaizo. You think about change your name to Firecat,then HP EXP, then Pumpkinbot, then a rather clever alias.but once you got yourself a name, it can't be changed. So, however you thought up the most awesome name, your name will still be StraightFlame.
Yes, all your base are belong to me.
Granted, you are now a zombie. Then your hand falls off. Next your leg. And your other hand, and other leg, and finally your head rips off and rolls halfway around the world. There, some guy in China finds your head and thinks its some ultra-rare meat. He cuts it up in to extremely thin slices, then serves them at his resteraunt with some rice and lo mein. Next, someone sticks the parts of your head in their mouth and grinds it into very tiny pieces, and then it falls down into their stomach, where your head digests. A couple days later, your peices of your head come out their rear end, and are flushed down the toilet.
I wish I had a fluffy white hat. (See if you can guess what I'm referencing)
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Granted,But your hat have a time bomb in it.this is because i dont get your reference and i dont want to spend the time i could spend playing spelunky trying to finding where the reference its from. so MAYBE in the future i will know where its that reference from but for now i will say that your hat have a time bomb in it. Because its the only bad thing i can think that could be inside a fluffy white hat. Did you get it?, yes?. well, good day sir then.[/alsowhat?]
I wish my action 52 cartridge (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2207.msg30069#msg30069) were a GENESIS action 52 cartige. at least that one its BARELY acceptable.
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Granted, but once you got yourself a name, it can't be changed. So, however you thought up the most awesome name, your name will still be Exp HP.
If you're talking about specifically on the Niffforum, I vaguely remember that PeppyHare4000 wasn't always PeppyHare4000... (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2033.0)
Anyways...
I wish my action 52 cartridge (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2207.msg30069#msg30069) were a GENESIS action 52 cartige. at least that one its BARELY acceptable.
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I wish I was fluent in Japanese.
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Granted, but shit happens (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2207.msg29039#msg29039) to you.
I wish there was more stuff to do on roblox.com and habbo.be
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Granted, but there so much to do that you become completely addicted. And then you forget to eat and sleep. So you die. The end.
I wish I had cake. I wish I had a cake that is not a lie.
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Granted. but you are a lie now.
I wish my srewed up GENESIS cartige were actually a box with a working GENESIS cartidge of starflight and GENESIS console.
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Granted, but now the cartridge fuses itself with the console, becoming one object. bummer...
*wishes to be an undestroyable thing that feels no pain*
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Granted, but there so much to do that you become completely addicted. And then you forget to eat and sleep. So you die. The end.
I wish I had cake. I wish I had a cake that is not a lie.
Granted.
http://www.masalatime.com/img/83282.jpg (http://www.masalatime.com/img/83282.jpg)
I wish there wasn't a baby in the cake (and it still wasn't a lie).
Ah, shhhhhhiiiiii...
Granted. NESgamer is now an indestructible rock. Unfortunately, being an inanimate object, he is unaware of his own existence.
I still wish there wasn't a baby in the cake. (And it wasn't a lie.)
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Granted, but a plane crashed in your housebecause random answers are still win (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2207.msg28905#msg28905)
I wish i had the complete version of MMF2 for free.
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Granted, but a plane crashed in your housebecause random answers are still win (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2207.msg28905#msg28905)
I wish i had the complete version of MMF2 for free.
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r299/CaptainW0W/you_are_a_pirate.jpg)
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Granted: (http://fintmcwells.com/NiffForum/KS/Bank17/Ninjas.png)
I wish for world peace.
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Granted, but everyone thinks world war would be cooler, and the last violent act on the planet is to lynch you for choosing the lame one.
I wish I had a whole ton of apples.
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Granted, they appear ALL over you and you got crushed and reduced to a bloody mess like a cashier who recives a amazing price of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars. (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2426.msg27596#msg27596)
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Granted, they appear ALL over you and you got crushed and reduced to a bloody mess like a cashier who recives a amazing price of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars. (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2426.msg27596#msg27596)
Wish, plz.
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.trats dluow emag siht hsiw I
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.trats dluow emag siht hsiw I (= I wish this game would start)
Granted, but you got lynched on day 1.
I wish i got a better role in Mafia. I mean, imma friken HA! VIEWING MY ROLE, ARE WE? I will NOT letcha cheat!
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Granted, you get the role of HA! VIEWING MY AWESOME ROLE, ARE WE? .
I wish CamStudio didn't glitch up and ruin my U key.
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Granted, you get the role of HA! VIEWING MY AWSOME ROLE, ARE WE? .
I wish CamStudio didn't glitch up and ruin my U key.
Granted. Knytt Stories glitches up and ruins your U key. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
I wish I had the inspiration to make a Game Maker game.
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Granted, but its a forumgame.
I wish my so-called :hiddenstar: (Which is actually a :pop:) was an actual :hiddenstar:. Will link to it soon.
Edit: Finished the link! Please click here (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2207.msg27932#msg27932)to go to the point where Firecat gave me a :pop:
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Granted, but i want my :hiddenstar: back now.
I wish that SF free orb stand (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=1836.msg30546#msg30546) were a free laser guns stand.
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I wish that SF free orb stand (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=1836.msg30546#msg30546) were a free laser guns stand.
Granted, but they all fire randomly whenever you approach.
I wish for a free laser gun.
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Granted, but you turn out to be an online game (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/495413) character called Claude. As there is no way of saying 'Aim away from yourself', you purposefully kill yourself... Attachment tells ya what Claude is like.
I wish Claude didn't sue me for some no reason. (Is that possible when he's dead?)
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Granted, I sue you for
no some reason.
I wish to have some sunglasses 8)
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Granted, but when you put them on, you seem like you're coming from the same family as Cletus (yep, another character from the same game). But to make it more awesome, you cannot see anything with those sunglasses, and have the same fate as the real Cletus (= Falling on a porcupine, and being cured by an amateur surgeon who has only a pizza cutter and a stapler).
P.S. Once again, i posted an attachment that tells you what the NEW you is like.
I wish PP (aka Claude) and Firecat (aka Cletus II) were both alive and completely healthy.
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Granted, but Claude sues you and Cletus throws a recently deceased hedgehog at you.
I wish I was less of a procrastinator.
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Granted, but Claude sues you and Cletus throws a recently deceased hedgehog at you.
I wish I was less of a procrastinator.
Granted. You are more of a procrastinator.
I wish my heightmap for my Sims 3 world was awesmoe.
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Yep, too awesmoe to be able to view on your PC! In fact, it is too awesmoe to even be able to view on Deep Blue II! And DBII is, like, just as awesmoe as your heightmap!
I wish i could understand the phone call rules at Mafia 9.
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Granted, but your head asplode because logic contradicts it.
I wish logic didn't contradict the phone calls in Mafia.
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Granted, but your head asplode because logic contradicts it.
I wish logic didn't contradict the phone calls in Mafia.
Granted. Instead, LPChip contradicts the phone calls in Mafia. He bans everyone having to do with the phones.
I wish LPChip wouldn't hurt me for making that comment.
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Granted, he kills you instead.
I wish Pumpkinbot wasn't dead.
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Granted, LPChip killed you instead.
I wish no one was dead.
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Granted, this includes dead people from past. And they return in the form of zombies. ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!1!!ONE!! :shocked:.
I wish i dint make a ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!1!!ONE!!.
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Granted. You just make a normal APOCALYPSE!!!1!!ONE!!
I wish I could control probability.
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Granted. If by 'control probability' you mean 'multiply your own ugliness' that is.
I wish the next poster would make a wish.
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Granted, i wish StraightFlame would make a wish.So your statement repeats itself in a paradox.
I wish i dont were the moon.
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Granted, i wish StraightFlame would make a wish.So your statement repeats itself in a paradox.
I wish i dont were the moon.
Granted, but your bad grammar accidentally the sun.
I wish my iDog didn't sit up randomly for no reason.
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granted. you update your iDog to the v1600.9 so now it never sits up, just yips. constantly. 24/7.
i wish it would stop raining in southern california.
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granted. you update your iDog to the v1600.9 so now it never sits up, just yips. constantly. 24/7.
i wish it would stop raining in southern california.
Granted. Now it's constantly raining in northern California, and, because I live in northern California, I get mad and come down there to kill you. :|
I wish I didn't go to jail for killing theiza.
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Granted, you now have the problem of a dead body on your hands and live the rest of your life in fear of the police.
I wish for no ill effects to come of the wish five wishes down from this one.
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Granted. But YOU won't make that wish.
I wish I was gr8 at makin DS Homebrew
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Granted, but you start using hacks on Wi-Fi and get banned for life.
I wish I knew how to make a DSi app (or whatever you call them).
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Granted, you now know how to make applications suitable for DSI (http://www.decisionsciences.org/). Unfortunately their skills are much higher so they don't need anything you make.
I wish I got a promotion at work.
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Granted, you now know how to make applications suitable for DSI (http://www.decisionsciences.org/). Unfortunately their skills are much higher so they don't need anything you make.
I wish I got a promotion at work.
Granted; unfortunately, you crack under the pressure of your new job and get fired.
I wish I was better at a children's card game.
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Granted, but then you lose a game and have to take an extremely dramatic "Oh-my-god-I-can't-believe-I-lost-a-childrens-card-game" pose.
I wish my driveway would magically clear itself of snow, so that I don't have to shovel it.
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Granted, but then you lose a game and have to take an extremely dramatic "Oh-my-god-I-can't-believe-I-lost-a-childrens-card-game" pose.
I wish my driveway would magically clear itself of snow, so that I don't have to shovel it.
Granted, it does just that. But, afterward, you move to eastern US where a hugeass storm's going through. With moar snow.
I wish I didn't almost forget a wish.
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But, afterward, you move to eastern US where a hugeass storm's going through.
I already live there.
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But, afterward, you move to eastern US where a hugeass storm's going through.
I already live there.
...Oh...TIEM PARADOX!!!1!1!!!2
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I wish I didn't almost forget a wish.
Granted. you completely forget the wish. so i dint granted it at all... PARADOX!
I wish we neither have a APOCALYPSE!!!1!!ONE!! a TIEM PARADOX!!!1!1!!!2
or a PARADOX!
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Granted, you neither have a paradox. Neither what? TIEM PARADOX!!!1!1!!!2
I wish for a fish to kapish into shish-kabab.
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Granted, you neither have a paradox. Neither what? TIEM PARADOX!!!1!1!!!2
I wish for a fish to kapish into shish-kabab.
Granted, but your fish splished it's shish-kabab, so now I'm killed for ruining another potentially epic response.
I wish that this was Sparta.
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Granted, but beacause you corrupted an incorruptable wish.. *cough (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2207.msg31330#msg31330) cough* (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2207.msg31513#msg31513) ..you get kicked down a pit of doom.
I wish the TV wasn't broken.
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Granted. Unfortunately, you sit in front of the T.V. for hours on end, eventually turning you into a vegetable.
Which is ironic because you're a fruit...but..nevermind.
I wish Pineapple was a vegetable.
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Granted. He becomes the first ever cross-breed between a pineapple and a vegetable. This causes prejudice against him, and he is eventually exiled from his race, for all time.
I wish I could beat that stupid swordfish boss in MOS.
(I mean, the boss is stupidly hard. In no way is it a stupid game.)
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Granted, you use the freakin' corner glitch to skip it, but everyone on the forum hates you for cheating.
I wish I could get PhotoShop for my computer.
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Granted, but you forgot how to use it :P2.
I wish I get to see more smileys here on the forum.
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Granted, but.....
>( >( >( >( >( >( >( >( >( >( >( >( >( >( >( >( >( >( >( >( >( >( >( >(
They don't like you!
I wish that torrents were 110% legal so I didn't feel so bad 8D
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Granted, but percentages cannot exceed 100, thus creating a paradox that de-grants the wish.
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Granted, but percentages cannot exceed 100, thus creating a paradox that de-grants the wish.
I wish straightflame would make a wish.
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Granted. I wish Evil would be in the bottomless pit of darkness that is the afterlife, where evil shadowy clones of all forum members torture him until he hits the bottom of this 1337 pit of darkness, bringing him back to life again.
(yeah... corrupting Evil's 'wish' in a situation like this is unnecessary and stupid so deal with it)
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*cough*
You're supposed to make a wish...
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*cough*
You're supposed to make a wish...
*cough*
Granted. I wish Evil would be in the bottomless pit of darkness that is the afterlife, where evil shadowy clones of all forum members torture him until he hits the bottom of this 1337 pit of darkness, bringing him back to life again.
Granted, but you accidentaly fall there too.
I wish neither SF,Evil nor me were in the Pit of darkness.
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Granted. You are in the pit of MOAR DARKNESS.
I wish the word moar was in the dictionary.
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Granted, but now you are in the dictionary. I don't even know how that works.
I wish I could double post.
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Granted, but everyone hates you for doing so.
I wish for pizza-pie.
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Granted, but everyone hates you for doing so.
I wish for pizza-pie.
SCREENCAP'D FOR EPICNESS. :hiddenstar: to you, my friend.
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Granted, but it has this weird alien sausage that vapourizes you when you eat it.
I wish FPB realized that there is no such thing as the pit of moar darkness. Well, in Krixus' dimension, that is...
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Granted. However, he begins to believe there is a pit of EVEN MOAR darkness.
I wish I wasn't killed in the Mafia game.
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Granted. However, he begins to believe there is a pit of EVEN MOAR darkness.
I wish I wasn't killed in the Mafia game.
Granted. Instead the Mafia Decided to Lock you in a room of eternal torture.
I wish the doctor had decided to save me again.
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Granted. The doctor takes you out to an old stinky birdbath full of pigeon poo and baptizes you in it "you are saved my child!"
I wish the food at the Royal Buffet was better.
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Am sorry, but... Half granted. The food at the NORMAL buffet is better. Next time ask someone more experienced.
I wish theiza's wish was completely granted.
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Am sorry, but... Half granted. The food at the NORMAL buffet is better. Next time ask someone more experienced.
I wish theiza's wish was completely granted.
Granted. The food at Royal Buffet is COMPLETELY AWESMOE. But, seems how StraightFlame already wished the wish and corrupted it, and I didn't, I break the rules of this game and get kicked from the game. I then proceed to violently beat Theiza and StraightFlame for getting me kicked from the game.
I wish I didn't get charged with assault after violently beating Theiza and StraightFlame.
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Granted. Instead, you get the same fate as Bass (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?action=profile;u=62) (=banned), whatever he did to deserve being banned.
Edit by StraightFlame: Whoa! Almost forgot wish!
I wish i would imagine that i project the next poster's imagination on this imaginary forum so he'll imagine imagining his imagination, i imagine.
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Granted, but in a way too alien for the human mind to comprehend, because nobody understands what the heck the wish was in the first place.
I wish Straightflame's posts were more straightforward.
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Granted...
Foward.
Foward.
Foward.
Foward.
But then an admin bans StraightFlame because his posts are spam and then he beats you IRL like Pumpkinbot.
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Wish?
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Granted...
[...]
Fact: StraightFlame has never once used the word forward in one of his posts.
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Fact: StraightFlame has never once used the word forward in one of his posts.
That its because they are quotes of a parallel universe were all the SF posts are turned into the word foward, there its a pit of Moar Darkness and NG its for PC while Saira not.
Just remenber, there its more than one of everyting.
Also, i wish the statement above were true.
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All of a sudden there is multiples of everything!
Lots and lots of everything!
Like, HEAPS of everything.....
Right above your head!
For a few seconds (just like in all those comics) the billions of tons of stuff just hover there... then CRASH it falls, turning you into a small pile of ikky red goop (yum C)p)
I wish that my brain functioned NORMALLY, rather than in the strange upside-down, back-to-front, mirror-reversed, spazzed-up way it does :nuts:
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Granted, but nobody is normal, making you unique, and everyone is unique, making you normal, making you unique, making you normal, making you unique, making you normal, causing a paradox so Krixus decides to remove you from both worlds.
I wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i etc.
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Krixus decides that the on-going 'i wish' ieness is pissing him off, ad so exiles you into hammerspace C)p
I wish that j ksh hlds hf dlf ds fhdlf lkjds fkfdjl and that hlkg kjf hkdsf kjl kdsf hdl hfdlkja fslkj not to mention gs fg saghd gfhds hgkfdsagh kfk and hjlkdsfjldsafs kshfkjs kds :crazy:
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Granted, but erhghjkdh herkljghkejhb jkhkejrhlkshgkl hkhrjhgjkb hjjkfrh kjhgkhlb lksdjbhldh lkhlkbhksfh lshbklh klhklerhklhkl lhbklhl rkljhklehjrglier.
I wish i was Krixus.
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granted. but seeing as how i have no idea who/what that is i can only make you Crixus because that's what google suggested i actually want so i guess... that's what i want... right? ::asks Google::
i wish i could make straightflame Krixus!
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Granted. You realize Krixus is an unknown, but powerful being (http://krixus.wetpaint.com). But i forgot i will stay in this world when the wish is granted. And everyone knows Krixus loses his mind and kills everything when he somehow gets into this world.
I wish the world remains intact while i am here.
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granted, but you are sucked into a parallel universe, so youre not here anymore, and the world falls into a depression, the global economy plummets, and we make a living as thieves.
I wish that the voice actor for sonic would die a horrible death, and 4kids would pick a better person.
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granted, but you are sucked into a parallel universe, so youre not here anymore, and the world falls into a depression, the global economy plummets, and we make a living as thieves.
I wish that the voice actor for sonic would die a horrible death, and 4kids would pick a better person.
Granted. You kill him and get capital punishment: death.
I wish my pumpkin brother didn't die.
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Granted, but isn't this going to start an endless circle of me dying and being reborn/saved from death? A time paradox is created!
I wish that rubber duckies made turkey noises instead of squeaking.
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Granted, but isn't this going to start an endless circle of me dying and being reborn/saved from death? A time paradox is created!
I wish that rubber duckies made turkey noises instead of squeaking.
Granted. Rubber duckies now make a "gobble gobble" noise, but Pumpkin is killed.
I wish I didn't lose the game.
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Granted. You didn't lose the game, but you lost The Game.
I wish that made sense.
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Wish invalid: It already makes sense.
I wish i was Juni (the character from Knytt Stories)
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Granted, but Hmpf decided to play Spiral, so you die over and over and over and over and over and...
over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over etc etc etc.
(BTW i dont think over its a word now)
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Granted. You get something... that kills you.
I wish i would know if this IP thingy in my sig actually would show the viewer's IP and not just mine. C'mon, plz, does it? I am Belgian, use WinXP and Firefox 3.0 if you don't believe it.
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Granted, but the overload in awesomeness of this crashes your computer, and you are destined to be bored forever.
I wish you could change more than just the color of Juni's skin and clothes colors.
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granted. now people start making juni into all sorts of zoo creature hybrids and the game loses all sense and coolness (even though its hard to imagine a parrot-orangutan hybrid being uncool! lolz)
i wish he had said he wanted to see me this weekend instead of next
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Granted. Firecat now said so.
I wish i was Saira.
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Granted. Firecat now said so.
I wish i was Saira.
Granted. You are likely to be eaten by the Claymorian Pitfall.
I wish I knew how many tentacles were on a Claymorian Pitfall.
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Granted, but the immense number causes your brain to implode.
I wish I didn't have to wake up at 3 in the morning tomorrow, just so I could do about 20 minutes worth of stuff.
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Granted, but the immense number causes your brain to implode.
I wish I didn't have to wake up at 3 in the morning tomorrow, just so I could do about 20 minutes worth of stuff.
You know how this is gonna go down, right? You're gonna wake up either earlier, same time to do more stuff, or both. :P
Just a forewarning.
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Granted, but the stuff P-Bot sez is true.
I wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish...
781371 'i wish'es later...
i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish theiza27 was a guy. Yeah, i know, most stupidest wish evah. I just wanted to know what happens if i wished this.
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Granted. If you want you can go back in time to see when they were a guy. They're not a guy at present.
I wish my game would get more attention.
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It does, for about ten seconds. Then it becomes a "Hey do you remember that..." topic and is forgotten by everyone, even yourself in 2 days.
I wish I could go back in time and see what were the 50s like.
=|=
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Granted, but you accidentally spawn into WWII, where you die a slow, painful death.
I wish this 'MechaTec' thingy that Yukabacera likes never existed.
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Granted: MechaTec begins falling into the infernal abyss of doom, but drags you and a deck of cards inside too. You are doomed to play cards with MechaTec for the rest of eternity.
I wish for this wish not to get corrupted.
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OK, that wish isn't corrupted. Instead it gets deleted by a virus. >)
I wish that Nifflas was Awesome. I wish that somone would reply to this post.
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The replying post has been deleted. Please note that this post has no connection with the one above.
I wish that I only had 15 messages in the Nifflas Forum inbox.
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(I apologize to all mods and admins if this post will break any rules that have to do with BBC tags.)
Granted, but the other messages get sent to your brain, causing it to implode explode.
I wish i could *gzzt* *gzztgzzt* *gzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...*
Hehehe... This post has been-- Aw crud, did i forget to set the color to standard? Please wait a sec...
*gzzgzzgzzgzzgzzgzzgzzgzz...*
Like i said, this post has been hacked... By Krixus!!! The god who created this world... is Krixus. The guy who is gonna hack more and more posts, starting with StraightFlame's... is Krixus. So... since i can wish anything right now...
I WISH THE FORUM WOULD DIE!!! Hehehe...
What happened? Oh well... I wish... well... uh... crud! There is a wish here already...
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Granted, one of the oldest forums i have acess to (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2207.msg27928#msg27928) dies. but not this one.
Inserting wish.ini
[Firecat]
Wish=I wish Wish_corrupter.exe gets corrupted
Grant=1
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Run wish_corrupter.exe
ERROR!
wish.ini not found.
Retrying...
ERROR!
wish.ini not found.
Retrying...
ERROR!
wish.ini not found.
Retrying...
Ë̦̞͙R̴̗ͤ̆R̶̮͙̳̫̬̋̏͗ͬ͊ͧ͂Ǒ̹̭̔̓͊ͬ̃̀R̄̀̌!̨̺͖̄̐͊̎̋ ͕͇̰̞̳ͭ͗ͧ̊̋͗ͬ
͎̈̾͋ͣ̿ͤ͠w̓̾҉͓͎͓͇͎͍ī̹̥̗̞͕̫̋ͦͪ͂s͈̄͌̎̿ͭ͑̇h̄̆ͣ.̣͍̼̤͓͉ͫi͓n̹̻̖̦ͥ̿̇̆i̴̟̬̙̣̦̯̗̅ ͇̳͎̥̼̣ͬͤͬͅn̨͕͈ǫ̝͓̬̌ͯt̞͎̜̃ ͇̱͓̞͕͡f̛̯̯͙̖̬̙̫̈́̆͐̎̇o̍͘u͚̺ͮͬ̉n͚̪͖̖̭͍͚ͯͫ̏͊̌̾ͨd͔̳͕̔ͪ͟ͅ.̳͖̣̮̯̰ͣ̿̃̾̊ ̯̩̭̗̀
̹͖͙̜̦̓͑ͅ ͔̝̥̦̂̀̏̃ͫ͒͘
̤̮̟͖̹̳̓̓̍ͧ̔Rͫ̂ͅe̴̔̈́ͯͬͬ͛t͖͕̲̗̭̒̑ͣ͑̒̈͡rͨy̾͊i͋ͧͮ̿ͯ̚ǹ̵̹̜͉̝͑g̜̣̙̬̜̖̉̅ͮ̈ͣ͡.̻͑̾̆̒̽̂.͙̝̙̥̺̲ͭͧ͛ͬ̽̆́̚.̐
E͎̠͐͛̒̓̐̽ͯ́R̭̤̮͎̖͙ͩ̅ͮͨͦ̽̓ͧ͘͠R̶̰̣͇̄̊ͪ̽͗̕͜O̶̴̫ͣ̏ͨͩͥ͐͢R̨͇̲̱̫̮͖̖̖̟ͩͫ̀̾̔͝!̶̛̼̯̫ͯͩͩ͑ͩ̇̚ ̄̽̂҉͇̗̰͇̬̼̟ͅ
̻̦̼̪̪̮ͦ̄̒͛͛̾̾͝w̬̬̟̒̑̃͝͡i̴̠̼̟̼̠̺͈͉̒̆͐ͭ̎̓̽́ͧ͡s̸͓̹͔̣͊́͐̉͟͝ͅhͯͭ̇̾҉̵̘͇͚̱͉.̴̮̫̪͔̻̪̿͗ͬ͒̀̚ͅi̧̪̲̝ͭ̇͊ͯͦ͆ͫͅn̤̤͕̮̭̭̭̯̿̅̂͋ͤ̑i̸̴̫͍̻ͮ͑ͬ̆̃ ̵̖̙̺̘̦ͣͩ̈ͫnͧ́ͫ̚͏̖͎̮̠͚̣o̗͕͓͚̗͓̊̍̉͑̈́̕ţ̛̻̭̐̃̾ ̝ͣ̿́f̥̣̪̰̝̠̗͆ͮͪ̾ͦͬo̺͈̠̬͚ͯ̔̃ͥ̔̋ű̻̰̪̲̲͓̺͈̝̄ͧͩ́͢n̡͔̩͓̦̲̤͎̅ͣ̽̓̊̓̃̾ͅd̓̀̄͑͛҉͈͍̜̖͍͚̦.̸͎̥͉̱̋̓͗̔ͫ̊̿̆ͤ̕͡ ͋̔͋̒̚҉̯̺̟̤̰̥͔͙
̯̱̊̿́͒͗̃ ̘͔̜̽͘
͌̆͑ͭ̔͗̐҉͉̦̹̘͇̥͓R̴͈̘̦͚͙̐ͪͮ̉͛ͭ͑̚͜ͅe̸͍̞̠͚̗ͦ́͗́́t̴̛̩̯̣͔͇̦̠ͭ̃ͪ̾̊ͭr̒͆ͨͯ͛͐ͭ̋͏̱̟͈̀y̸̠͙̮̘͚͒ͫ́̎̾͌́͘ī̵̔̍ͣ̍̔̇ͣ͏͉̲͍̥̲̯ͅn̢͎̙̭̲̺̝̞ͭͭͯͪ͝gͣ̆̈̉̈́ͫ͛͐҉̜͇.͎͈͇̹̹̑͂ͥ͡.͇͙͎̽ͧ̓̾̔͌.̡̯̤̣͚̬̗̤̼͎͛̍̉ͭ̿
E͓̤͍̫̟̻̭̟̒̏ͯͥ͂̀͗͊̊̕Rͮͧͧ̂̽̽ͥ̊̊̓ͮ̊ͩ҉͜͏̶̺̭̘̺ͅR̲̬̩̪̤̻͕͙͉̣̓͊͋̈̒̾ͥ̃ͭ͛̅̀ͭͣ̄ͣ̃͡ͅͅO̧͚̫̜͍͓ͭͬ̓R̷̯̙̦͉͇̘͓̜͚̬̘̬͎̫̹̼̥ͧͪͥ͜!̨̤͉̞̣͓̭̮͓̳͍̜̜̻̿͐̊͛́̄͘͜ ̢̒́̾̿ͦ̽̄̎ͥ̄̎͂̒҉̶̧̱̫̘̜̼͍
̎͛ͨ̿͗̓̐̄̃͂͛̿͛͐̚͏̫͈̼̫͉͙̪͙̠̦͜w̠͍͎̻̟̳̯̱̞̩̑ͭ͌͗̐̇ͥ̂̈́ͮ͊̈́̏̔͛̀͘͟͜i̡̖̠̰̦͚͖̤͙̟̙̾̇̽͆̊ͩ͌ͥͯͬ͆̍ͧ̕͢s̸̶̛̤͖̝͕̲̳͍̻̙̗̥̝͈̝̝̤ͮͥͪ̉̓̌ͦ̏͊ͯ̓̚͟͝ẖ̸̡̛̖̩̟̻̫̭̪̯͉̜̖̞̥͎͆̌͐́̽̄͛̄ͫ̓ͯͅͅ.̶̡̫̘͉͉͙ͩ̓̍̾̓ͩ́̓͟ͅǐ̵͂̈̋̿̄͏͈̮̘̹̤̲̭̪̗̲̼͓̜̘̻̲͖̰̪ṉ̷̳̟̣̥͈̩͇̟̫̫͉͚̓̍͂̽̔̅̾ͬ̍ͅͅǐ̷̇ͪ͆̏̔͂̈́ͧ̇͐̐ͬͧ̍͊̀͟͏̥͖̦̯̰̥̪͇̳̰̩̠̫̟͓̳̩͍ ̨̟̞̬͓̲̂ͯ͂̎ͫͣ̍̔ͫ̏ͨ̏̎͒ͨͬ̅̅́͘͟n͈̰͎͖̦͙̺̣̳ͭͯ̏̔ͬ̎͊̋ͯ̆̋̔ͫ̆͛̚̕͟o̢̦̯̹͎̱̯̻̺͈͎̤̦̹̠͍͙ͪ̑͐͒̾̿͑́́ͦ̿̿̑̀̏͜t̜̳̳̲̮̮̤̟͈ͥ͗̃̉̆ͦͭ́͌͗̽̄͋͛ͤ̋ͯ̓͢ ̛͚̩̗̦͍̼ͩ̃̽͜f̷̡̛̣̙̟̗̣̺̝̹͓̤̭̘͈͉̥͒̽̔̂o̡̮͍̪͙̭̖̣̳̗̞̯͛̈͑͊̾͐̈̈͡u̡͔̠͍͍̩͔͓͕̥͔͙̝̤͓̝̣̰̙͙̅ͧͣ̌ͩ̇̿ͤ͟͠ñͩ͌͑ͧͤ̄̾ͦ̎͏̶̛̝͔̙͇̝̱͓̼͙͖̟̦͎́̕d̉ͨͩ̒͐͊҉̨͏̯͚̹̣̞̜͎̦̬̜̳̙̠̖ͅ.̢̡̭̘̱͍̜̜̤̳̲͍̣̩̀̑̍͊ͯ ̏̿͂̔̂͆̎̿ͥ̒ͨͫ̔͌̇͘͏̨͔̤̠̹͕͔ͅ
̨͉͍͎̦͍̠ͦͬ͊ͪ͑ͧͪͧ̐̿ͦ̅̃ͪ̿́̒͐ ̨̘̘̺̼͍̫͙̗̖͂̎͑͆͊̓̏̾̍̌̏ͫͣ̓̇ͤͬ̅͟͝
̴̵͚̩͈̣͔̝̻͓͇̗̻̺̬̺̲̦ͬ̽̓̆̔ͫͬ̐ͤ͒ͧ̓ͩ̋̿ͥ͌R̸̲̖̣̘̮͕̦͓̳̟͖̠͒͗̍͒ͤ̆̔͂̄͛ͩͥͫͬ̑̚͘ͅȇ̬̗͙͓̘̰̻̺̲̘͍̗̙̖̳̙̇ͥ̈́̔ͪͣ͋͆ͮ̑̈̆̑ͩ̚͘͢t̶̛̬͍̱̣̙̲͎̗̰͇̭͓͖͒́ͪ͑̓̒͘r̷̫̬͈̟͔͖̜̝̝̠͉͚̰͌̓͂ͤ͑̂̌ͣͩ̄ͤ́͢͞ͅy̡̝͔̮͎̥͈̻̲̥̠̬ͬ̌́͘͟͝ͅͅi̷̗̝̼̖̦̳̤̮̞̼̭͙̯̐̆͒̒ͭ́ņ̯͖̮̰͍͉̯̙̣̲̰̙̖̙̞̤͖̪̈́ͬ̐̓̂̇͑̊ͥ̌̈̃̓ͭ̚g̛͚͕̻̥̜ͥͪ̎̎ͣ͆̓͘.ͧͥͦ̎̏ͫ̐ͮ̆ͪ̂͒̓̆͘҉̼͍̲̩̺̰̖̙̟̬̙͕.ͧ̀̉ͤ̉͛ͩͣ͛͏̫̦͔̰͎̩̳͔͟.̶̼̤̻̂͂̈͐͛͌̓͑͘͢
E̶̖̗͖̠̣̯̩̰̬̻̻̩͆̄̿͒ͪ̅̾̄̽̌͟͡R̺̗̲̮̹̜̠͓͚͍͚̰̥͂̉̅̀̃ͪ̕͞R̵̨͔̝̯̙̠̗̪͇͓̋ͫͨ̈́̆̀ͤ̅́̚͝O̗̫̥͔̠͔̬̭̩͙͔͐̽ͥ̇̀̄̎̔̔̇̽͛̈̃ͭ̅̀̚͝R̨̡̩͔̠̫̥͚̲̦̗̯͎̗͍̱̣̙̝͉͛͗̇ͮͥ͑̅͜!̡͖̟̖̘̝̲̰͚̣̙ͥ̉͂̆̌̃̇ͪͩ͒̀͘ͅͅ ̸̧̡̗̞͚̦̐̽́ͥͧ̓ͮ̇͊́̕͟
̵̸̶̧̛̜̳̝̗̮̖̣͖̘̼͍̻̤͍͖͔̞̊ͥͭ̾̄̈͊ͭ͑ͩ͗̃͒̑͐̀c̆͗͌͌̓̄͌ͩ̔ͮͧ́ͧ͝҉͏͍̻͙̤ͅǫ̵̢̻̫̥̮͓̪ͯ̉͑̋̾ͬ͋̓̅ͮ̐̇̿ͭ̃ͧ̓͝r͕̱̗̻͓̙̩̩͔̠͓̗̈́̀̐̉̔ͧ̀̚͜r̨̂̇̋ͮ̎ͦ̎̎̈͏̬̞̮͈̻̭͓̙̖uͪ̈́ͫ̾ͮ͊ͯ̇̈ͬͯ̏ͫ̍̌̾̓̚͜͏̢̙͎͇̞͓̜͔̟̙̝̙͉͔͢ṕ̡̺̟̦̜̝̗̱͓͚̞̻̻̝̥̼̯ͭ̃̈́̊ͦ̆ͯͤ͐ͦ͆̚̚͢t͎͚̫̘͉͇̹͍̱͓̜̝̭͊ͮͣ͂̈̄ͯ̿̇̏͆̆͌̚͟͡͠_̵̣̻̖̩̫͕̥͇̣̔͗̍ͮ̔ͮ͂́ͩ̅̂̌ͮͫͧ̂̓̌ͬ́͢͜w̛̐͆͑ͪͯ͌͒̔̂̒͐̾̚͝͏̦̠̲̦̀͢i̵̛̯̮̪̭͓̪̖͈̜̔ͧ̽̋̅̽̂͑͂̅̈́ͨͩͬ́̀̚̕ͅs̬̠̫̖͙̱͕̗̜̫͔̦̺̠͆̏̆͌̏̏͑͗͛̾̋̔͆ͯ̚͟͢͡ͅh̢̛͎͖̹̗͓̰̤͖̱̜̤̩͔͍̳̮͓̀̽͒ͬ̈́ͣ͒͐̇̋̈.̈́ͨ͑͋̚͘͏̴̨͚̝̟̘̫̰̼̼̼́e̐̈ͮ̓̍̂͗̍͊̿̈́̉͌͜͏̴̰̙̟̻͇̱̲x̵̵̰̳̤̥̞̳̲̥̪̐ͨ̈́̔̊͋̃͌͗ͣͦ͘͟e̯̙͎̮̞͕̻͚̦͎̒͗̅̆̔͒̓͐ͦ̂̐̕ͅ ̸̛̝̗̳̪̲̼̻̘͇̙̰̙̟̃̆ͧͦ̎̍͂́̎̓̆̉̎̿f̉ͥ̏ͭ̏̒͐ͩ̂̓͆̀̆̓̍͏̧͍̭̼̺̼͓͔͙̣͍͈͕̰͖̼̝̯͈a̶̧̯͔̮̺͓͒̎ͥ̃̽ͩ̇̌̓͆̾̌̽̋ͬ̾͌̕͢͠ȉ̶̡̛͙̦͔̬̤͓̺̳̥͖̲̥̘̙̼ͣ̅̓ͪ͋̽͌l̩̲̰̠̃̾̒̿͗͌̑͗͒͂̒̏ͯͬ́͗̀͊͗͜e̸̡̪͕̘̬͔̘̲̟̲̦̪͌̅ͬͪ͘͟͝ͅd̳͚͉̟̟̯̩̣̙̼ͤ̓ͣ͋͆̈̈̌́̆ͩ̾͆̉ͩ̔̀͟͠͡ ̶̴̛̖͉̲̫̦̱̮͇̰ͦͮ̎͂̈́̒ͤ̌ͧ͂̍̿ͩͧt̶̝̫͇͍̯̤̺͆̐̊̑͊͢͡oͧ̌ͣ͌̅̓̂̄ͦ͌̎̇̎͆͐̚҉̢̧̬̰̭̼̙͡ ̨̡ͣ̐̍͒͐ͯ̃̑ͦͫ͟͝͏̥͍̖̱̰̥̯̰̩͎̥w̴̘̮̞͚̼̹͕̖̪̣͓̣̲̪ͨ̿ͩ̔͊ͅơ̢̯̙̞̫̟̠̭̌̅́́̈́ͪ͐̏ͧ̒ͮͮ͜r̢̞͕͕̞̗̺̼̟̖̝̻͚̙͖̯͙̓ͦ͛̎́͆ͫ͑ͭ̊̄ͯ̂̑ͥ̀̕ͅk̴̢̛̟̳̳͙̻̩̹̬͈̲͍͍͈̪̞͍ͧͫͭͮͅ.̸̖͙̟̹̪̙̤̪̪͔̻͈ͭ̊́͊͒̓̂̓͑ͪ͐ͤ̎ͣͦ̅ͨ͘ͅ ̉ͧͪ̀̃̉ͪ͐̈́̋͑ͪͪ̔̇̿͞͏͉̜̱̤̹͉͓̯
̴̵̦̻̖̯̺̝͍͓̻̣̟̥͖̳̅ͬͩͭ͂̎̀̈͐̅́̿ͣ̕͟͡-ͥ̍ͥ̀̃͊ͤ͐̃̉ͨ̚͏̟̝̜̰͇̜͍̯̠̱̲̳̪̦̹̺̙̠́͜͢͜ͅ-̢̧̗͖̮̩͇̰̗̰̮̦͈̣̘̤̯͍̼̽ͪͫ̈̐͋͞-͌̈̐̀ͩ̌҉̝͍̲̪͎̩͡ͅ-̵̨̲͓̭̙̞͉͕͇̜̯̝͎̼̜̯̒̀͂̔̋ͅͅ-̡̧̢̟̳̯͖̗̺̮̘̣̳͈̫̟̻̬̣͓͕͓̍ͥ̈̓͒̑̀̓̓̈́̉̏̽̿͑͛͛͛̀-̷̢ͪ̀ͫ̎ͫ͑ͥ͑̽̂ͧ̕͡҉͇̟̘̞͇̖̮̲̼̜̳-̧̤̳̖̙͓͍͓̹͓̏͋͋̉̔̏ͮͫ͗̔̈́̈́ͤͤ̎͘͜-̶̶̺͙̯̗͓̫͍͉̮̙͈̖̊ͬ̅̎̀̇̿ͣ͊̑̓ͥͫ͊ͤͫ̚͝͝-̠̙̟̱̏ͧ͒ͮ̇͘͠-̵̗̣͇̳̰̯͉̹̠̙ͫ̿͆͂̅͛ͬ̊̍͆̎͌̋ͭ́ͥͪ̈̚-̨͉͎͈̠̹͂́̒͑͑̅̊̊ͨͤ̚̕͠-̸̴̥͉͉̣̰̬͛ͧͦ̎͡ͅ-͒͑̊̈ͬ̈́ͮ̋͞҉͈̩͎̰͖̭̲͙̲̣̫͠͞-̸̦͔̹̤̘͈͇͚͓̆͒ͪ̂̽ͧͪ͛̍̂̀̀̕͢-͌ͤͭ̈̍ͦ͗̾̿͗ͮ͌̐̏̊̀҉̢҉̻̗̰͉̥̜̜̥͚̱̝͙ͅ-̢̆̅̎̇̾͒ͣͯͮ͒̂ͮͯ̆̂͆̊ͥ̕͢҉̞̮̭̬̮͝ͅ-͛̈́̈́ͯ͊͏̸̭̠͉̭̫͓̩̦͇̪-̡̧̹̥̗̳͔͙̖͍͖̥͔͍͚͕͆̑̔̊ͪͤͥ̇-̶̨̜̬̻̥͍̺ͮ͌͌ͥ̑͢-̨̛̙͉̗̼͔̥͎͔͈̙͇̳̣̍̔̍͐̑͑̆͌ͭ͑ͮ̈̃̊ͮ̿͘-ͤͦ͒͂̅͆̋̓̀̐̉̅҉̢̨̗̘̤͔̹͇̯͍͚̪͔̳ͅ-̨͕̲̬̝͙̲̠͈̞̠̹̮̜̘̟̜ͧͨ̂̌ͦ͑̐͗ͬͫͨ̐́͢-̢͕͉͕̥̲̯̪̺̬̞͉̺̪̱͓̞̹̆̑́̅̐͋͗ͬ͑̓̍̆͗̔ͨ̽̇͜͡-̒ͯ̈́ͥ̆҉̷̮͙̙̪̳͚͉͈̤̮̘͖̻̺̱̱̻̀̀ͅ-̵̸̥̝̣͍̘̲̺̭̻̮̖̭̑͆̆͗̌ͨ̊͂̕͘͟ͅ-̶̹͕͎̫̣͖͔͓͍͎͔͙̹̹͗̈́̏̌̇̏͐̍͐͊̓͊ͯ̈́ͯ-ͧ̊ͨ̋̈́̄̒̾̿͌̇ͯ̄̚͏̨͚͓̥̹̞͉̫̠̟͈̘̬̗̟͈̪̭͞-ͯ̅͐͛̿҉̴̛҉̬̖͕͎̪̬̟͚͈̱̬ͅ-̧̽́̉́̌̓̒ͯͨ́͏̶̰̪̭̦̟̟̦̗̜͉ͅ-̷̡͎̩̳͉̿̅̄̔̎̓͊͌̊͗͌̑ͥͭ̋̏͆-̵̛̪̬̻̥̦̹͍̘̰͈̟̞̖͈̩̱͔̰͙͛̂͂͒͌͛̆̐̈́ͧ͋̚͘͞-̛̼͈̼̫̾͗͋̆̈ͨͭͪ̔͊̒ͤ͑ͦ͋ͨ̒-̞̪̞̺̰̙̠̲̟͚͌ͮ̒̈́ͯ́͂̔̆̀-̧̭̝̻͓̮̪͔̙̤̗̯̗̂̔̍ͧ̐͢͜͟ͅ-̷̡̝̘͚͈̻͙̩̹̟͚͈͉͚̋̿͛̏ͯ̑͒͒ͩ̈̑̒̍͛͡-̴̧͕̖̗̰̺͖͓̖͙̹̿̎͒̆̇͆͐ͤ̓ͨ̌̂͋̕͡͝-̛͍̞̬̖͉̝͚̫͓̪̼ͭ͆͛̌̈̈́ͣ͌͞-ͨ̿ͫͫͨ̉̆̾ͨ̂̈̉̅̋͒̚͞҉̙̰̼̞̙̗͓-ͣ̐̓̈́̿̂́͞͏̥̪̠͚̝̞̝͎͈̮̬͖̜͘͠͠ͅ-̛̛̯͈̣͈̦̣͉̗̗̘̟͓̋̿̐͊͛̃̎ͭͣ̀͝ͅ-̵̢͚͓̞̗͎̻̥̼̥͇̻̗̭̮ͪͬͩ̔͘͟-̸̭̣̱̝̒̿̅̊̄ͫ́̇̑̎̂͂ͤ̌̏̿̈̓̕͜͜͟ ̸̡͎̖͚̺̫͓̺̙̦͙̤ͩ̄̈͒͆̆̄̿͋ͮ̌ͤ̚ͅͅ
̵̸͉̮̼̰̙̩̞͍͕͕̝̫̤̄͋ͣ̇̏P͊̐̓̐̌̏̈̍̒͌̓̆ͦ͛̔̊̚͜͡҉҉͙̠͇͔͇̻̲͔͖̹̲̺̱͖͙͇ŗ̞͍̙̺̱̥̮͔́̏ͧ̌͛̔̋ͯ̅͐ͪ̉̆ͮͤ̽̇̿͘͟ë̵̵̵̜̦͈̳̬͍͙̰͍̱͇̜͍͙̖ͩͪ̅̅̂̋̊͂̌ͨͥͯ͋̍ͣͧ̍͢ş̵̠̺͔̌͂̃͐ͫ̾̂͐͆̀s̐̾ͨ̓̈́̑̆͒̋̾ͧ̋͂̌́͌͌̑͏̢͇͈̳͍̮̤͔̘̩͙͈͝͝ͅ ̖͚̝̬̬̘͖̓͒̀́͗̿ͮ̄̌̈͑ͨ́͢͜͝͞a̛̻̝͍͎͓̦̞̟̩̺͓̭̭̖͕͑ͭͮ̾̎̒͆ͬ̎̀̒ͨ͘͞ͅn̶̵͇̪̟̹̘͈̻̬̻͔̤̣͐̊̾͑̓ͨͦ̏̓̃͋̍͟͡ý̴̧͍͉͕̜̮̗͓̻̣̗̥͍̜̖͖͚̪̏̂͋̑̃̚͠ ̴͉̻̰̘̺̲̖̅̓̐ͬ͛ͬ̔̑̒̏̈́͂ͧ̆ͤͪͮ̆͛́k̵̶͕̝̯̠̔ͯ͊͗̅͋ȇ̸̋ͣ̌̇͑̅͆̍̀̐̂͂͢҉̣̱̰͕͇͖͚̯̻̘̮͕͉̝̰͍̲y̨̧̹͉̝̮̙̣̻͇̪̝̭̓ͭͨͥͤ̒̓ͫ͂͐̕ͅ ̸̫̹͙̫͈̭̲̼̯̘̥̖̘͈̜͎̠̈́͊̆̑́͟͡ͅt̡̮̳͓̞̟̪̹̫̖͕͖̜̘́͂̆͌o̶͓͓̜͙̯͊́͌̈́̾ͮͥ̿̉͒̅̇ͦ͘͠ ̸̹̣̥̱̤̝̼̟͖͇͖͙̯͇̋̎̀ͭ̎̂̉ͣ̉͘͠͡d̈́ͨ̊̽̇̎ͣ͒ͨ̿ͯ̆̓ͦ͡͏̤̣̹̝̮͚̖̳̩͉̞̤͈̬͢͜e̵̷̡̨̤͎̲͈͙̩̼͙̺͚̰̱ͧͥ͊͂̋̏́ͯ̎̊̆̈ͥ̍̋ͣ̅̔ͅļ̶̙͍͍͈̱̭̤̲̤͔̭͒ͫ́ͪ̀̊̂͆̄͗͂͛̕ͅé̶ͮ̑ͤ̓͆ͩͨ̚҉̪̜̭̫͖̥̥̝͓̺̝͍̣̜̟̣ͅt̊̇̽̍̅͏̹̙͙̖͖̫̻̭̱̳̤̳͖̙̺͕̬̲͓e̍̍ͭͮ͑ͪͭ͐͑̈́͛ͥ̈͒ͣ̊̽̂͏͏̜̲̬͉͚̰̫̬͕͕̪̻̼̜͚͙͇ͅ ̩̙̬̟̻̦̫̐̈̊̆ͭͥ̇̎ͤ͋̚͟͠â͔͉̫̲̺̆̅̑ͮ̇̿̉̀ͧ̿ͤͪ͑ͭ̇̀̚͜ͅḻ̷̶̡̤̲͔̼̦ͦ̓̍͒̾ͤͩ̊͐́̽̀̅̽̀͘l̵̸̛̺͔͍̣̱͍̂̾͐ͫ̃͘ ̛̛͖̖̹̫̱͌̆͗ͧͫͮ̽ͫ͋ͮͮͮ͊̅̾ͥͩ͆ḑ̸̵̷̡̻̖̟̮͙̣̗̤͓̺̹̣̋͊̒̈́͛͂̔͒̽͐͆ͣ̑ͬ̍ͬ̾̒a͙̖̭̣̻͕̻̅ͦ̇̓̀̈ͭ̍̒͌ͧ̈́́͢t̢̲͚̖͕̤͍̱͚̀̂̂̀͌̿ͧ̀̐̀ä̵̧̫̰̘̤̹͚̩̠̹͔͙͎͇͓̪̥̙̙̳́ͬ͌̃͊͑͢͝͡ ̾ͪ̊̂ͤ̔͋̈ͬ͋̎̍ͦ̎ͬ͏̛͈̟̙̪̳̖͓̬̭͝o̧͖̺̭̫͈͈͔͚͚̻̮͔͐ͥ̑̋͂ͩ̃ͯͦ̏̂ͣͩͩ̑͘͟͜͝ņ̷̞̝̟͓̹̮͍̖̞̤̳͙̫͖̫ͪͤ͆̈́ͧ̏ͦ̽̂͛ͅ ̵ͪ̈ͯ̌ͯ͗҉̵͏͎̜̗̣͍̪͔̞̱̤͎̮̭̮̺͇̮ͅy̡̛̖̝̟̟̣̙͇̤̪̗ͦ̈͆͋͗̾̈́̐ͧͮͬ̐̂̅̾̓̿̎̃͢o̧͔̜̠̒̀̏ͤ̉͂ͮ̓ͧͭͩͣ͛̃͛͆̚ů̵ͩ̓ͦ̌́̈́͌̍ͦ̎̍͊̇̂̊́̚̚͏̛̯̮̲̪̺͈͍̘r̵̴̡̖̤̬̱̦̗̲̟̺͇̝̥̮̳̓̍ͬͧ͋̃̿ͥ̎ͪ̕͝ͅͅ ̡̝̪̜̘͙̭̮̇̾ͫͥ̆̇̑͡h͐̈́͋̆̈̓ͮ̌ͩ̈́ͦ͒̇̐̔͒̀҉̶͎͕̲̗͕a̝͈͔̦̜͖̳̦̜̺̯̠̥̎̽͑̀͘ͅr̶͉͉͉͓͇͕̰̖̖̫̝̩̤͊͂ͩ͗͗̀d̵̠͖̜̝͛̎̔ͫ̃̀ͬ̉͛̋̈̿ͪ̽͊͡ ̧̧͚̗̹̰̞̼͕͔͇̲̼̲̙̜ͥ̒̿͐̀̅ͥͅḑ̫̲̮̳̥̼̘̩͔̳ͧ͑͑͑̌̔ͣ̍ͮ͜r͚̮̦̬̹͂̓͆͋̆ͣ̽ͣ́͢i̵̢̲̩̦̟̫͍̾̅̅̉̓̌͐̀̿͌͛̓͛̀̒̚͘ͅv̵̷̟͉̹͙͙͔͓͈̘̦̜̞͌ͯͬͭ̉͂ͬ͋̆͒ͪ͟e̢͖̟̠̟̭̪̰̖ͯ̂̆̂͐ͯͯ̚͠.͔̠͈̗̪̮̻̹̮͉͎̦̞̭̭͔̳̾̇͒̑͌ͣ̀͋͗̅ͫ̀̓̉̓̓̇ͯ̇͘ͅ
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̤̮̟͖̹̳̓̓̍ͧ̔Rͫ̂ͅe̴̔̈́ͯͬͬ͛t͖͕̲̗̭̒̑ͣ͑̒̈͡rͨy̾͊i͋ͧͮ̿ͯ̚ǹ̵̹̜͉̝͑g̜̣̙̬̜̖̉̅ͮ̈ͣ͡.̻͑̾̆̒̽̂.͙̝̙̥̺̲ͭͧ͛ͬ̽̆́̚.̐
E͎̠͐͛̒̓̐̽ͯ́R̭̤̮͎̖͙ͩ̅ͮͨͦ̽̓ͧ͘͠R̶̰̣͇̄̊ͪ̽͗̕͜O̶̴̫ͣ̏ͨͩͥ͐͢R̨͇̲̱̫̮͖̖̖̟ͩͫ̀̾̔͝!̶̛̼̯̫ͯͩͩ͑ͩ̇̚ ̄̽̂҉͇̗̰͇̬̼̟ͅ
̻̦̼̪̪̮ͦ̄̒͛͛̾̾͝w̬̬̟̒̑̃͝͡i̴̠̼̟̼̠̺͈͉̒̆͐ͭ̎̓̽́ͧ͡s̸͓̹͔̣͊́͐̉͟͝ͅhͯͭ̇̾҉̵̘͇͚̱͉.̴̮̫̪͔̻̪̿͗ͬ͒̀̚ͅi̧̪̲̝ͭ̇͊ͯͦ͆ͫͅn̤̤͕̮̭̭̭̯̿̅̂͋ͤ̑i̸̴̫͍̻ͮ͑ͬ̆̃ ̵̖̙̺̘̦ͣͩ̈ͫnͧ́ͫ̚͏̖͎̮̠͚̣o̗͕͓͚̗͓̊̍̉͑̈́̕ţ̛̻̭̐̃̾ ̝ͣ̿́f̥̣̪̰̝̠̗͆ͮͪ̾ͦͬo̺͈̠̬͚ͯ̔̃ͥ̔̋ű̻̰̪̲̲͓̺͈̝̄ͧͩ́͢n̡͔̩͓̦̲̤͎̅ͣ̽̓̊̓̃̾ͅd̓̀̄͑͛҉͈͍̜̖͍͚̦.̸͎̥͉̱̋̓͗̔ͫ̊̿̆ͤ̕͡ ͋̔͋̒̚҉̯̺̟̤̰̥͔͙
̯̱̊̿́͒͗̃ ̘͔̜̽͘
͌̆͑ͭ̔͗̐҉͉̦̹̘͇̥͓R̴͈̘̦͚͙̐ͪͮ̉͛ͭ͑̚͜ͅe̸͍̞̠͚̗ͦ́͗́́t̴̛̩̯̣͔͇̦̠ͭ̃ͪ̾̊ͭr̒͆ͨͯ͛͐ͭ̋͏̱̟͈̀y̸̠͙̮̘͚͒ͫ́̎̾͌́͘ī̵̔̍ͣ̍̔̇ͣ͏͉̲͍̥̲̯ͅn̢͎̙̭̲̺̝̞ͭͭͯͪ͝gͣ̆̈̉̈́ͫ͛͐҉̜͇.͎͈͇̹̹̑͂ͥ͡.͇͙͎̽ͧ̓̾̔͌.̡̯̤̣͚̬̗̤̼͎͛̍̉ͭ̿
E͓̤͍̫̟̻̭̟̒̏ͯͥ͂̀͗͊̊̕Rͮͧͧ̂̽̽ͥ̊̊̓ͮ̊ͩ҉͜͏̶̺̭̘̺ͅR̲̬̩̪̤̻͕͙͉̣̓͊͋̈̒̾ͥ̃ͭ͛̅̀ͭͣ̄ͣ̃͡ͅͅO̧͚̫̜͍͓ͭͬ̓R̷̯̙̦͉͇̘͓̜͚̬̘̬͎̫̹̼̥ͧͪͥ͜!̨̤͉̞̣͓̭̮͓̳͍̜̜̻̿͐̊͛́̄͘͜ ̢̒́̾̿ͦ̽̄̎ͥ̄̎͂̒҉̶̧̱̫̘̜̼͍
̎͛ͨ̿͗̓̐̄̃͂͛̿͛͐̚͏̫͈̼̫͉͙̪͙̠̦͜w̠͍͎̻̟̳̯̱̞̩̑ͭ͌͗̐̇ͥ̂̈́ͮ͊̈́̏̔͛̀͘͟͜i̡̖̠̰̦͚͖̤͙̟̙̾̇̽͆̊ͩ͌ͥͯͬ͆̍ͧ̕͢s̸̶̛̤͖̝͕̲̳͍̻̙̗̥̝͈̝̝̤ͮͥͪ̉̓̌ͦ̏͊ͯ̓̚͟͝ẖ̸̡̛̖̩̟̻̫̭̪̯͉̜̖̞̥͎͆̌͐́̽̄͛̄ͫ̓ͯͅͅ.̶̡̫̘͉͉͙ͩ̓̍̾̓ͩ́̓͟ͅǐ̵͂̈̋̿̄͏͈̮̘̹̤̲̭̪̗̲̼͓̜̘̻̲͖̰̪ṉ̷̳̟̣̥͈̩͇̟̫̫͉͚̓̍͂̽̔̅̾ͬ̍ͅͅǐ̷̇ͪ͆̏̔͂̈́ͧ̇͐̐ͬͧ̍͊̀͟͏̥͖̦̯̰̥̪͇̳̰̩̠̫̟͓̳̩͍ ̨̟̞̬͓̲̂ͯ͂̎ͫͣ̍̔ͫ̏ͨ̏̎͒ͨͬ̅̅́͘͟n͈̰͎͖̦͙̺̣̳ͭͯ̏̔ͬ̎͊̋ͯ̆̋̔ͫ̆͛̚̕͟o̢̦̯̹͎̱̯̻̺͈͎̤̦̹̠͍͙ͪ̑͐͒̾̿͑́́ͦ̿̿̑̀̏͜t̜̳̳̲̮̮̤̟͈ͥ͗̃̉̆ͦͭ́͌͗̽̄͋͛ͤ̋ͯ̓͢ ̛͚̩̗̦͍̼ͩ̃̽͜f̷̡̛̣̙̟̗̣̺̝̹͓̤̭̘͈͉̥͒̽̔̂o̡̮͍̪͙̭̖̣̳̗̞̯͛̈͑͊̾͐̈̈͡u̡͔̠͍͍̩͔͓͕̥͔͙̝̤͓̝̣̰̙͙̅ͧͣ̌ͩ̇̿ͤ͟͠ñͩ͌͑ͧͤ̄̾ͦ̎͏̶̛̝͔̙͇̝̱͓̼͙͖̟̦͎́̕d̉ͨͩ̒͐͊҉̨͏̯͚̹̣̞̜͎̦̬̜̳̙̠̖ͅ.̢̡̭̘̱͍̜̜̤̳̲͍̣̩̀̑̍͊ͯ ̏̿͂̔̂͆̎̿ͥ̒ͨͫ̔͌̇͘͏̨͔̤̠̹͕͔ͅ
̨͉͍͎̦͍̠ͦͬ͊ͪ͑ͧͪͧ̐̿ͦ̅̃ͪ̿́̒͐ ̨̘̘̺̼͍̫͙̗̖͂̎͑͆͊̓̏̾̍̌̏ͫͣ̓̇ͤͬ̅͟͝
̴̵͚̩͈̣͔̝̻͓͇̗̻̺̬̺̲̦ͬ̽̓̆̔ͫͬ̐ͤ͒ͧ̓ͩ̋̿ͥ͌R̸̲̖̣̘̮͕̦͓̳̟͖̠͒͗̍͒ͤ̆̔͂̄͛ͩͥͫͬ̑̚͘ͅȇ̬̗͙͓̘̰̻̺̲̘͍̗̙̖̳̙̇ͥ̈́̔ͪͣ͋͆ͮ̑̈̆̑ͩ̚͘͢t̶̛̬͍̱̣̙̲͎̗̰͇̭͓͖͒́ͪ͑̓̒͘r̷̫̬͈̟͔͖̜̝̝̠͉͚̰͌̓͂ͤ͑̂̌ͣͩ̄ͤ́͢͞ͅy̡̝͔̮͎̥͈̻̲̥̠̬ͬ̌́͘͟͝ͅͅi̷̗̝̼̖̦̳̤̮̞̼̭͙̯̐̆͒̒ͭ́ņ̯͖̮̰͍͉̯̙̣̲̰̙̖̙̞̤͖̪̈́ͬ̐̓̂̇͑̊ͥ̌̈̃̓ͭ̚g̛͚͕̻̥̜ͥͪ̎̎ͣ͆̓͘.ͧͥͦ̎̏ͫ̐ͮ̆ͪ̂͒̓̆͘҉̼͍̲̩̺̰̖̙̟̬̙͕.ͧ̀̉ͤ̉͛ͩͣ͛͏̫̦͔̰͎̩̳͔͟.̶̼̤̻̂͂̈͐͛͌̓͑͘͢
E̶̖̗͖̠̣̯̩̰̬̻̻̩͆̄̿͒ͪ̅̾̄̽̌͟͡R̺̗̲̮̹̜̠͓͚͍͚̰̥͂̉̅̀̃ͪ̕͞R̵̨͔̝̯̙̠̗̪͇͓̋ͫͨ̈́̆̀ͤ̅́̚͝O̗̫̥͔̠͔̬̭̩͙͔͐̽ͥ̇̀̄̎̔̔̇̽͛̈̃ͭ̅̀̚͝R̨̡̩͔̠̫̥͚̲̦̗̯͎̗͍̱̣̙̝͉͛͗̇ͮͥ͑̅͜!̡͖̟̖̘̝̲̰͚̣̙ͥ̉͂̆̌̃̇ͪͩ͒̀͘ͅͅ ̸̧̡̗̞͚̦̐̽́ͥͧ̓ͮ̇͊́̕͟
̵̸̶̧̛̜̳̝̗̮̖̣͖̘̼͍̻̤͍͖͔̞̊ͥͭ̾̄̈͊ͭ͑ͩ͗̃͒̑͐̀c̆͗͌͌̓̄͌ͩ̔ͮͧ́ͧ͝҉͏͍̻͙̤ͅǫ̵̢̻̫̥̮͓̪ͯ̉͑̋̾ͬ͋̓̅ͮ̐̇̿ͭ̃ͧ̓͝r͕̱̗̻͓̙̩̩͔̠͓̗̈́̀̐̉̔ͧ̀̚͜r̨̂̇̋ͮ̎ͦ̎̎̈͏̬̞̮͈̻̭͓̙̖uͪ̈́ͫ̾ͮ͊ͯ̇̈ͬͯ̏ͫ̍̌̾̓̚͜͏̢̙͎͇̞͓̜͔̟̙̝̙͉͔͢ṕ̡̺̟̦̜̝̗̱͓͚̞̻̻̝̥̼̯ͭ̃̈́̊ͦ̆ͯͤ͐ͦ͆̚̚͢t͎͚̫̘͉͇̹͍̱͓̜̝̭͊ͮͣ͂̈̄ͯ̿̇̏͆̆͌̚͟͡͠_̵̣̻̖̩̫͕̥͇̣̔͗̍ͮ̔ͮ͂́ͩ̅̂̌ͮͫͧ̂̓̌ͬ́͢͜w̛̐͆͑ͪͯ͌͒̔̂̒͐̾̚͝͏̦̠̲̦̀͢i̵̛̯̮̪̭͓̪̖͈̜̔ͧ̽̋̅̽̂͑͂̅̈́ͨͩͬ́̀̚̕ͅs̬̠̫̖͙̱͕̗̜̫͔̦̺̠͆̏̆͌̏̏͑͗͛̾̋̔͆ͯ̚͟͢͡ͅh̢̛͎͖̹̗͓̰̤͖̱̜̤̩͔͍̳̮͓̀̽͒ͬ̈́ͣ͒͐̇̋̈.̈́ͨ͑͋̚͘͏̴̨͚̝̟̘̫̰̼̼̼́e̐̈ͮ̓̍̂͗̍͊̿̈́̉͌͜͏̴̰̙̟̻͇̱̲x̵̵̰̳̤̥̞̳̲̥̪̐ͨ̈́̔̊͋̃͌͗ͣͦ͘͟e̯̙͎̮̞͕̻͚̦͎̒͗̅̆̔͒̓͐ͦ̂̐̕ͅ ̸̛̝̗̳̪̲̼̻̘͇̙̰̙̟̃̆ͧͦ̎̍͂́̎̓̆̉̎̿f̉ͥ̏ͭ̏̒͐ͩ̂̓͆̀̆̓̍͏̧͍̭̼̺̼͓͔͙̣͍͈͕̰͖̼̝̯͈a̶̧̯͔̮̺͓͒̎ͥ̃̽ͩ̇̌̓͆̾̌̽̋ͬ̾͌̕͢͠ȉ̶̡̛͙̦͔̬̤͓̺̳̥͖̲̥̘̙̼ͣ̅̓ͪ͋̽͌l̩̲̰̠̃̾̒̿͗͌̑͗͒͂̒̏ͯͬ́͗̀͊͗͜e̸̡̪͕̘̬͔̘̲̟̲̦̪͌̅ͬͪ͘͟͝ͅd̳͚͉̟̟̯̩̣̙̼ͤ̓ͣ͋͆̈̈̌́̆ͩ̾͆̉ͩ̔̀͟͠͡ ̶̴̛̖͉̲̫̦̱̮͇̰ͦͮ̎͂̈́̒ͤ̌ͧ͂̍̿ͩͧt̶̝̫͇͍̯̤̺͆̐̊̑͊͢͡oͧ̌ͣ͌̅̓̂̄ͦ͌̎̇̎͆͐̚҉̢̧̬̰̭̼̙͡ ̨̡ͣ̐̍͒͐ͯ̃̑ͦͫ͟͝͏̥͍̖̱̰̥̯̰̩͎̥w̴̘̮̞͚̼̹͕̖̪̣͓̣̲̪ͨ̿ͩ̔͊ͅơ̢̯̙̞̫̟̠̭̌̅́́̈́ͪ͐̏ͧ̒ͮͮ͜r̢̞͕͕̞̗̺̼̟̖̝̻͚̙͖̯͙̓ͦ͛̎́͆ͫ͑ͭ̊̄ͯ̂̑ͥ̀̕ͅk̴̢̛̟̳̳͙̻̩̹̬͈̲͍͍͈̪̞͍ͧͫͭͮͅ.̸̖͙̟̹̪̙̤̪̪͔̻͈ͭ̊́͊͒̓̂̓͑ͪ͐ͤ̎ͣͦ̅ͨ͘ͅ ̉ͧͪ̀̃̉ͪ͐̈́̋͑ͪͪ̔̇̿͞͏͉̜̱̤̹͉͓̯
̴̵̦̻̖̯̺̝͍͓̻̣̟̥͖̳̅ͬͩͭ͂̎̀̈͐̅́̿ͣ̕͟͡-ͥ̍ͥ̀̃͊ͤ͐̃̉ͨ̚͏̟̝̜̰͇̜͍̯̠̱̲̳̪̦̹̺̙̠́͜͢͜ͅ-̢̧̗͖̮̩͇̰̗̰̮̦͈̣̘̤̯͍̼̽ͪͫ̈̐͋͞-͌̈̐̀ͩ̌҉̝͍̲̪͎̩͡ͅ-̵̨̲͓̭̙̞͉͕͇̜̯̝͎̼̜̯̒̀͂̔̋ͅͅ-̡̧̢̟̳̯͖̗̺̮̘̣̳͈̫̟̻̬̣͓͕͓̍ͥ̈̓͒̑̀̓̓̈́̉̏̽̿͑͛͛͛̀-̷̢ͪ̀ͫ̎ͫ͑ͥ͑̽̂ͧ̕͡҉͇̟̘̞͇̖̮̲̼̜̳-̧̤̳̖̙͓͍͓̹͓̏͋͋̉̔̏ͮͫ͗̔̈́̈́ͤͤ̎͘͜-̶̶̺͙̯̗͓̫͍͉̮̙͈̖̊ͬ̅̎̀̇̿ͣ͊̑̓ͥͫ͊ͤͫ̚͝͝-̠̙̟̱̏ͧ͒ͮ̇͘͠-̵̗̣͇̳̰̯͉̹̠̙ͫ̿͆͂̅͛ͬ̊̍͆̎͌̋ͭ́ͥͪ̈̚-̨͉͎͈̠̹͂́̒͑͑̅̊̊ͨͤ̚̕͠-̸̴̥͉͉̣̰̬͛ͧͦ̎͡ͅ-͒͑̊̈ͬ̈́ͮ̋͞҉͈̩͎̰͖̭̲͙̲̣̫͠͞-̸̦͔̹̤̘͈͇͚͓̆͒ͪ̂̽ͧͪ͛̍̂̀̀̕͢-͌ͤͭ̈̍ͦ͗̾̿͗ͮ͌̐̏̊̀҉̢҉̻̗̰͉̥̜̜̥͚̱̝͙ͅ-̢̆̅̎̇̾͒ͣͯͮ͒̂ͮͯ̆̂͆̊ͥ̕͢҉̞̮̭̬̮͝ͅ-͛̈́̈́ͯ͊͏̸̭̠͉̭̫͓̩̦͇̪-̡̧̹̥̗̳͔͙̖͍͖̥͔͍͚͕͆̑̔̊ͪͤͥ̇-̶̨̜̬̻̥͍̺ͮ͌͌ͥ̑͢-̨̛̙͉̗̼͔̥͎͔͈̙͇̳̣̍̔̍͐̑͑̆͌ͭ͑ͮ̈̃̊ͮ̿͘-ͤͦ͒͂̅͆̋̓̀̐̉̅҉̢̨̗̘̤͔̹͇̯͍͚̪͔̳ͅ-̨͕̲̬̝͙̲̠͈̞̠̹̮̜̘̟̜ͧͨ̂̌ͦ͑̐͗ͬͫͨ̐́͢-̢͕͉͕̥̲̯̪̺̬̞͉̺̪̱͓̞̹̆̑́̅̐͋͗ͬ͑̓̍̆͗̔ͨ̽̇͜͡-̒ͯ̈́ͥ̆҉̷̮͙̙̪̳͚͉͈̤̮̘͖̻̺̱̱̻̀̀ͅ-̵̸̥̝̣͍̘̲̺̭̻̮̖̭̑͆̆͗̌ͨ̊͂̕͘͟ͅ-̶̹͕͎̫̣͖͔͓͍͎͔͙̹̹͗̈́̏̌̇̏͐̍͐͊̓͊ͯ̈́ͯ-ͧ̊ͨ̋̈́̄̒̾̿͌̇ͯ̄̚͏̨͚͓̥̹̞͉̫̠̟͈̘̬̗̟͈̪̭͞-ͯ̅͐͛̿҉̴̛҉̬̖͕͎̪̬̟͚͈̱̬ͅ-̧̽́̉́̌̓̒ͯͨ́͏̶̰̪̭̦̟̟̦̗̜͉ͅ-̷̡͎̩̳͉̿̅̄̔̎̓͊͌̊͗͌̑ͥͭ̋̏͆-̵̛̪̬̻̥̦̹͍̘̰͈̟̞̖͈̩̱͔̰͙͛̂͂͒͌͛̆̐̈́ͧ͋̚͘͞-̛̼͈̼̫̾͗͋̆̈ͨͭͪ̔͊̒ͤ͑ͦ͋ͨ̒-̞̪̞̺̰̙̠̲̟͚͌ͮ̒̈́ͯ́͂̔̆̀-̧̭̝̻͓̮̪͔̙̤̗̯̗̂̔̍ͧ̐͢͜͟ͅ-̷̡̝̘͚͈̻͙̩̹̟͚͈͉͚̋̿͛̏ͯ̑͒͒ͩ̈̑̒̍͛͡-̴̧͕̖̗̰̺͖͓̖͙̹̿̎͒̆̇͆͐ͤ̓ͨ̌̂͋̕͡͝-̛͍̞̬̖͉̝͚̫͓̪̼ͭ͆͛̌̈̈́ͣ͌͞-ͨ̿ͫͫͨ̉̆̾ͨ̂̈̉̅̋͒̚͞҉̙̰̼̞̙̗͓-ͣ̐̓̈́̿̂́͞͏̥̪̠͚̝̞̝͎͈̮̬͖̜͘͠͠ͅ-̛̛̯͈̣͈̦̣͉̗̗̘̟͓̋̿̐͊͛̃̎ͭͣ̀͝ͅ-̵̢͚͓̞̗͎̻̥̼̥͇̻̗̭̮ͪͬͩ̔͘͟-̸̭̣̱̝̒̿̅̊̄ͫ́̇̑̎̂͂ͤ̌̏̿̈̓̕͜͜͟ ̸̡͎̖͚̺̫͓̺̙̦͙̤ͩ̄̈͒͆̆̄̿͋ͮ̌ͤ̚ͅͅ
̵̸͉̮̼̰̙̩̞͍͕͕̝̫̤̄͋ͣ̇̏P͊̐̓̐̌̏̈̍̒͌̓̆ͦ͛̔̊̚͜͡҉҉͙̠͇͔͇̻̲͔͖̹̲̺̱͖͙͇ŗ̞͍̙̺̱̥̮͔́̏ͧ̌͛̔̋ͯ̅͐ͪ̉̆ͮͤ̽̇̿͘͟ë̵̵̵̜̦͈̳̬͍͙̰͍̱͇̜͍͙̖ͩͪ̅̅̂̋̊͂̌ͨͥͯ͋̍ͣͧ̍͢ş̵̠̺͔̌͂̃͐ͫ̾̂͐͆̀s̐̾ͨ̓̈́̑̆͒̋̾ͧ̋͂̌́͌͌̑͏̢͇͈̳͍̮̤͔̘̩͙͈͝͝ͅ ̖͚̝̬̬̘͖̓͒̀́͗̿ͮ̄̌̈͑ͨ́͢͜͝͞a̛̻̝͍͎͓̦̞̟̩̺͓̭̭̖͕͑ͭͮ̾̎̒͆ͬ̎̀̒ͨ͘͞ͅn̶̵͇̪̟̹̘͈̻̬̻͔̤̣͐̊̾͑̓ͨͦ̏̓̃͋̍͟͡ý̴̧͍͉͕̜̮̗͓̻̣̗̥͍̜̖͖͚̪̏̂͋̑̃̚͠ ̴͉̻̰̘̺̲̖̅̓̐ͬ͛ͬ̔̑̒̏̈́͂ͧ̆ͤͪͮ̆͛́k̵̶͕̝̯̠̔ͯ͊͗̅͋ȇ̸̋ͣ̌̇͑̅͆̍̀̐̂͂͢҉̣̱̰͕͇͖͚̯̻̘̮͕͉̝̰͍̲y̨̧̹͉̝̮̙̣̻͇̪̝̭̓ͭͨͥͤ̒̓ͫ͂͐̕ͅ ̸̫̹͙̫͈̭̲̼̯̘̥̖̘͈̜͎̠̈́͊̆̑́͟͡ͅt̡̮̳͓̞̟̪̹̫̖͕͖̜̘́͂̆͌o̶͓͓̜͙̯͊́͌̈́̾ͮͥ̿̉͒̅̇ͦ͘͠ ̸̹̣̥̱̤̝̼̟͖͇͖͙̯͇̋̎̀ͭ̎̂̉ͣ̉͘͠͡d̈́ͨ̊̽̇̎ͣ͒ͨ̿ͯ̆̓ͦ͡͏̤̣̹̝̮͚̖̳̩͉̞̤͈̬͢͜e̵̷̡̨̤͎̲͈͙̩̼͙̺͚̰̱ͧͥ͊͂̋̏́ͯ̎̊̆̈ͥ̍̋ͣ̅̔ͅļ̶̙͍͍͈̱̭̤̲̤͔̭͒ͫ́ͪ̀̊̂͆̄͗͂͛̕ͅé̶ͮ̑ͤ̓͆ͩͨ̚҉̪̜̭̫͖̥̥̝͓̺̝͍̣̜̟̣ͅt̊̇̽̍̅͏̹̙͙̖͖̫̻̭̱̳̤̳͖̙̺͕̬̲͓e̍̍ͭͮ͑ͪͭ͐͑̈́͛ͥ̈͒ͣ̊̽̂͏͏̜̲̬͉͚̰̫̬͕͕̪̻̼̜͚͙͇ͅ ̩̙̬̟̻̦̫̐̈̊̆ͭͥ̇̎ͤ͋̚͟͠â͔͉̫̲̺̆̅̑ͮ̇̿̉̀ͧ̿ͤͪ͑ͭ̇̀̚͜ͅḻ̷̶̡̤̲͔̼̦ͦ̓̍͒̾ͤͩ̊͐́̽̀̅̽̀͘l̵̸̛̺͔͍̣̱͍̂̾͐ͫ̃͘ ̛̛͖̖̹̫̱͌̆͗ͧͫͮ̽ͫ͋ͮͮͮ͊̅̾ͥͩ͆ḑ̸̵̷̡̻̖̟̮͙̣̗̤͓̺̹̣̋͊̒̈́͛͂̔͒̽͐͆ͣ̑ͬ̍ͬ̾̒a͙̖̭̣̻͕̻̅ͦ̇̓̀̈ͭ̍̒͌ͧ̈́́͢t̢̲͚̖͕̤͍̱͚̀̂̂̀͌̿ͧ̀̐̀ä̵̧̫̰̘̤̹͚̩̠̹͔͙͎͇͓̪̥̙̙̳́ͬ͌̃͊͑͢͝͡ ̾ͪ̊̂ͤ̔͋̈ͬ͋̎̍ͦ̎ͬ͏̛͈̟̙̪̳̖͓̬̭͝o̧͖̺̭̫͈͈͔͚͚̻̮͔͐ͥ̑̋͂ͩ̃ͯͦ̏̂ͣͩͩ̑͘͟͜͝ņ̷̞̝̟͓̹̮͍̖̞̤̳͙̫͖̫ͪͤ͆̈́ͧ̏ͦ̽̂͛ͅ ̵ͪ̈ͯ̌ͯ͗҉̵͏͎̜̗̣͍̪͔̞̱̤͎̮̭̮̺͇̮ͅy̡̛̖̝̟̟̣̙͇̤̪̗ͦ̈͆͋͗̾̈́̐ͧͮͬ̐̂̅̾̓̿̎̃͢o̧͔̜̠̒̀̏ͤ̉͂ͮ̓ͧͭͩͣ͛̃͛͆̚ů̵ͩ̓ͦ̌́̈́͌̍ͦ̎̍͊̇̂̊́̚̚͏̛̯̮̲̪̺͈͍̘r̵̴̡̖̤̬̱̦̗̲̟̺͇̝̥̮̳̓̍ͬͧ͋̃̿ͥ̎ͪ̕͝ͅͅ ̡̝̪̜̘͙̭̮̇̾ͫͥ̆̇̑͡h͐̈́͋̆̈̓ͮ̌ͩ̈́ͦ͒̇̐̔͒̀҉̶͎͕̲̗͕a̝͈͔̦̜͖̳̦̜̺̯̠̥̎̽͑̀͘ͅr̶͉͉͉͓͇͕̰̖̖̫̝̩̤͊͂ͩ͗͗̀d̵̠͖̜̝͛̎̔ͫ̃̀ͬ̉͛̋̈̿ͪ̽͊͡ ̧̧͚̗̹̰̞̼͕͔͇̲̼̲̙̜ͥ̒̿͐̀̅ͥͅḑ̫̲̮̳̥̼̘̩͔̳ͧ͑͑͑̌̔ͣ̍ͮ͜r͚̮̦̬̹͂̓͆͋̆ͣ̽ͣ́͢i̵̢̲̩̦̟̫͍̾̅̅̉̓̌͐̀̿͌͛̓͛̀̒̚͘ͅv̵̷̟͉̹͙͙͔͓͈̘̦̜̞͌ͯͬͭ̉͂ͬ͋̆͒ͪ͟e̢͖̟̠̟̭̪̰̖ͯ̂̆̂͐ͯͯ̚͠.͔̠͈̗̪̮̻̹̮͉͎̦̞̭̭͔̳̾̇͒̑͌ͣ̀͋͗̅ͫ̀̓̉̓̓̇ͯ̇͘ͅ
I wish that wish_corrupter.exe didn't get corrupted.
(http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/w/t/wtfboomplz.gif?1)
You get a :hiddenstar:!
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Granted, but it fails at finding my Wish.ini that was there all the time and i dint just put in.
I wish everyone forgets this little "Accident".
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Granted, but i wish for that wish to be undone
(Don't come up with 'wish plz' 'cuz i wished something)
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Granted, but upon remembering this little "accident" everyone on this game is driven into madness. We all cause panic in the streets, and Nifflas and LPchip become hated pariahs for creating something that caused that much destruction.
I wish that everyone loved Nifflas and LPchip, despite them causing limitless chaos.
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Granted, but everyone hates Miss Paula and pumpkin. Yep, pumpkin is YOU!!! Because YOU created the destruction!
I wish you would realize that...
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Granted, but upon the anger she feels, Miss Paula decides to wipe my memory, and so I forget my password. Thus the forum loses the other pumpkin, and Pumpkinbot decides to blow up the internet.
I wish that logging in "forever" actually logs you in forever.
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It does. I don't know what you are talking about. :huh:
Ah well, thats nothing a year or two in the asylum wont fix.
I wish I got a :hiddenstar:.
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Granted, but the :hiddenstar: corrupts your profile for absolutely no reason, and it is given to me.
I wish I could get a :fish: instead of Razzorman's corrupt star.
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Granted. You delete the star, and steal Miss Paula's fish. She's impressed you can do that, but decides to ban you. You give it back to her, and you seem like you would only hack for truth, justice, and the last hamburger, and Paula decides to change your position to Game Designer. Goodbye NSF, hello PSF! Now you can bend the forum to your likings, as well as the KS level archive and Nifflas' (now pumpkin's) games. And poor Nifflas gets stripped of his position. He kills you tonight.
Edit: D'aww, forgot wish...
P.S.
I wish that logging in "forever" actually logs you in forever.
It does. I don't know what you are talking about. :huh:
WRONNNNNG!!!
The REAL forever: INF min.
The time the forum lets you stay logged in when you choose the ''Forever'' option: Exactly 3153600 min.
AClockworkLemon even put that fact it in his sig.
I understand you won't believe that it won't let you login forever, but log out and see for yourself...
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I wish that logging in "forever" actually logs you in forever.
It does. I don't know what you are talking about. :huh:
WRONNNNNG!!!
The REAL forever: INF min.
The time the forum lets you stay logged in when you choose the ''Forever'' option: Exactly 3153600 min.
AClockworkLemon even put that fact it in his sig.
I understand you won't believe that it won't let you login forever, but log out and see for yourself...
*facepalm
It was part of the wish granting. 9_9
As in: The wish is granted, therefor his wish made no sense, and because of that he must be insane and sent to the asylum.
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I got that... How did everyone else not? Whatever, no matter. Was there a wish anywhere other than my last one?
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Nope.
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Gah. :/ Someone post a wish. Please. :crazy:
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I wish.
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Wish granted, but it gets corrupted.
I wish I could download the lastest version of wish_corrupter.exe, because it supposedly corrupts corrupted corruptions as well.
This one supposedly n͔̫̭̪̜̘̖̾͊e̟͓̼̦̝̙̭̙ͧ̽̄ͫͦ͊̅̓̚̕v̵̡̨̺̙̙͉̰̲ͨ̎e͔͔͇̗̪̖̙̲ͮ̓͊̍͜r̴̟̬̦̮̭̥̠͌̑͋̔́ crashes!
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Granted. You could download it, but not anymore.
I wish I have more motivation to do things. :(
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Granted, but your motivator annoys you, because he even bothers you while you're sleeping.
I wish i had a Blitty (http://www.mariowiki.com/Blitty).
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Granted, but because I beat that game more than twice I use my awesome skills to battle you and take it from you.
{see subject of post for wish}
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Granted, but you get a purple poison popsicle.
I wish for a pink poison popsicle.
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Granted, but since you didn't wish for it to be for you, I gave it to the most important person in the world (from YOUR point of view).
I wish that if you're happy and you know it, Syntax Error!
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Sorry, but it got messed up in the translation. Your wish is now 'I wish that if you're happy and you know, Syntax Error!' and THAT wish is granted. Not the original.
I wish that i'm not an apple.
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Granted. You're not an apple. Good luck learning to survive as a chocolate in Nifflas' chocolate bag! He might eat you. ;)
l wsh thst ths txt waz voif ov typois.
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Granted, but upon being void of typos, your fingers decide to mod your post, giving it typois.
I wish that my computer was replaced with the fastest computer in the world.
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Granted! But oh it's one of them super computers! You have to tear down several rooms and build alot of stuff so you can manage the computer. You get a fat bill on the installment and NASA goes bankruptcy.
I wish santa to come this christmas.
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Granted, but he is Robot Santa from Futurama and he goes on a murderous rampage.
I wish renting anything was free.
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Granted. Renting anything was free for about 2 seocnds. Only one person got to rent somehing for free, and it wasn't you.
I wish somone would decode this:
SSB3aXNoIGZvciB2YW5pbGxhIGljZSBjcmVhbSE=
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Granted. When decoded, it reads in his language as a hideous insult, and he kills you.
I wish someone at _____________ (or _______/_________/____________) would __________ my _____________.
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Granted, but you ________ a ________ ________ because a ________ ________ ________ a ________ in the ________ while a ________ ________ a ________ and a ________ ________ a ________. But because the ________ ________ a ________, a ________ ________ that ________, and so ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ happened, and then ________ began ________ like crazy, so ________ ________ a quick ________ and ________ a fast ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________, but a swift ________ stopped the ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ and caused it to die.
I wish that RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD did not stand for "Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Dumb".
...Also,
SSB3aXNoIGZvciB2YW5pbGxhIGljZSBjcmVhbSE=
In case you're wondering, it says "I wish for vanilla ice cream!" in Base 64.
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Granted. Unfortunately it stands for some other really long thing that somehow insults you (/lazy).
I wish my swishy-swashy washing machine would wash wishy walruses.
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Granted, but one dies and you cry, so you buy some more dye for your pie, but you lie to a guy in a tie, and he sighs, asks you why, gives you rye, and says goodbye. Then you fly very high in the sky where you rely on supplies made of fries from allies in July. But your thigh hits your eye, and a wry looking spy, hiding nearby, shoots you in the face.
I wish that that made more sense than it did.
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Granted. It makes perfect sense to me, but not to anyone else. :p
I wish
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I wish
Granted, but that was done on the previous page. By the exact same person. So, your wish cancels out your previous your wish, and a PIME TARADOX happens. But since that was also done many pages ago by me, the corruption is canceled out too.
I wish my corruption wasn't canceled.
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Granted, but you spontaneously combust.
I wish there were more of these random corruptions.
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Granted, but a dragon eats you before you can see any of them.
I wish it would rain.
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Granted, but a dragon eats you before you can see any of them.
I wish it would rain.
Granted. It's now raining just as much as you'd like. But now it's illegal to listen to Blind Melon's "No Rain". NOES!
I want the peace and joy in your mind.
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NOOOOOOO! Um... Granted, but the peace and joy makes you want to become a Buddhist monk, and the rice they feed you at the monastery is poisoned by none other than the reencarnation of Buddha, because everyone knows that Pumpkinbots can't be Buddhists. (What?)
I wish that Pumpkinbots and pumpkins could be whatever religion they wanted to, even Buddhists.
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Granted, but they all argue with eachother now and they start flame wars.
I don't wish for anyhting. Translate this code with this (http://www.LB-Stuff.com/B64.exe) to get my wish:
SSB3aXNoIGZvciB2YW5pbGxhIGljZSBjcmVhbSE=
I made the program years ago so ignore how bad it looks X)
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Granted, but since i can't use 'this' to see what your wish is, i'll just maekz u spontaneously combust.
I wish SingingSurger would die
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Granted, but so do all his forum games. Which are like half of them.
I wish that the number 9 wasn't 1337 in decimal. (lol)
Also, LB's message says, "I wish for vanilla ice cream!". Just use this (http://home2.paulschou.net/tools/xlate/) instead. No download is necessary.
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Granted, but 13375P34K3R5 K111 Y0U!
1 W15H 1 W45 B3773R 47 5P34K1NG 13375P34K.
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9|24|\|73|), |3(_)7 Y0(_) 74|_|< |_337 |=0|23\/3|2 4|\||) |\|00|\|3 (_)|\||)3|2574|\||)5 Y0(_).
I wish that i got a new computer. (my old one is broken)
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(this post is in Base64 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Base64). Use this (http://home2.paulschou.net/tools/xlate/) to translate. No need to download.)
R3JhbnRlZCwgYnV0IDUwMDAgQkMgd2FudHMgaXRzIGNhbGN1bGF0b3IgYmFjay4NCg0KQ2hlY2sgdGhlIHN1YmplY3Qgb2YgdGhpcyBwb3N0IGZvciBteSB3aXNoLg==
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Granted, but you fly too close to the sun and your wings light on fire, and you fall into the ocean and drown.
I wish I could breath underwater.
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VGhpcyBwb3N0IGlzIGluIGJhc2UgNjQuIFVzZSB0aGlz (http://home2.paulschou.net/tools/xlate)IHRvIGRlY29kZS4=
R3JhbnRlZCwgYnV0IHlvdSBmbHkgdG9vIGNsb3NlIHRvIHRoZSBzdW4gYW5kIHlvdXIgd2luZ3MgbGlnaHQgb24gZmlyZSBhbmQgeW91IGZhbGwgaW50byB0aGUgb2NlYW4gYW5kIGRpZSBmcm9tIGltcGFjdCBkYW1hZ2Uu
SSB3aXNoIHRoaXMgcG9zdCB3ZXJlIG1vcmUgZWFzaWx5IHJlYWRhYmxlLg==
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Granted, but now everyone is talking in Base64 and you don't understand anything anymore at all...
49 20 77 69 73 68 20 70 65 6f 70 6c 65 20 74 61 6c 6b 20 69 6e 20 68 65 78 20 63 6f 64 65 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hexidecimal) 20 6d 6f 72 65 20 6f 66 74 65 6e 2e
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Granted, but you fly too close to the sun and your wings light on fire, and you fall into the ocean and drown.
I just read that book. :D Icarus, was it?
Granted, but, since I'm too lazy to decode that, I give you a rotten fish.
I wish LPChip would come in here and tell everyone that the rules state that all posts must be 100% readable, where as base 64 and binary, etc. is not.
I wish it was peanut butter jelly time.
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Granted, a banana runs into your room and starts doing a dance. Peanut butter starts raining from the sky, and buries your house.
I wish that my wish wasn't skipped... -_-
Also, yeah, that was Icarus.
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I wish that my wish wasn't skipped... -_-
It wasn't..
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I wish that my wish wasn't skipped... -_-
It wasn't..
*No corruped wish was questioned*
I wish my computer would speek to me....im so lonley :(
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It wasn't..
Yes, it was. You said the exact same thing that I said. I was never flying.
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Granted, but you fly too close to the sun and your wings light on fire, and you fall into the ocean and drown.
I wish I could breath underwater.
Granted, you are a fish now.
I wish my computer would speek to me....im so lonley :(
Granted,you recive a disk with a talking computer called JNC but the bouncers take over the island you are on and kill you. (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=594.0)
I wish i know if its okay to corrupt two wishes at the same time.
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I was never flying.
Well, maybe you should have added that information to your wish.
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Granted, but you fly too close to the sun and your wings light on fire, and you fall into the ocean and drown.
I wish I could breath underwater.
Granted, you are a fish now.
I wish my computer would speek to me....im so lonley :(
Granted,you recive a disk with a talking computer called JNC but the bouncers take over the island you are on and kill you. (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=594.0)
I wish i know if its okay to corrupt two wishes at the same time.
I wish of thought of that level before posting..... :/
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granted. u remembered that level before posting your wish before last so instead wished for a 2 week old slice of pizza from the back of the fridge, and got it.
i wish these dishes would magically clean themselves.
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granted. u remembered that level before posting your wish before last so instead wished for a 2 week old slice of pizza from the back of the fridge, and got it.
i wish these dishes would magically clean themselves.
Wasnt actualy a wish but ok.
The dishes levitate and clean them selfs. But when there done thay are flown at you and break. (unless your washing paper plates)
I wish for a corrupted wish
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Granted, but this has already been done. The data from this wish has been erased.
I wish for a cool, non-toxic but delicious drink.
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Granted. Kool Aid. But the Kool Aid guy bursts into your house, screams "OH YA!" and leaves. Congrats on having a wall with a hole in it.
I wish that the sleazy internet jerks would leave me and my business alone.
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You lost the
Game internet connection! Atleast now they leave you alone!
I wish i found better names than 'StraightFlame' (new forum), 'Kiira Studios' (old forum), and 'Guy who loves fire' (never seen).
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Granted, you find the best name evar, but it's taken by yours truly.
I wish that Ganondorf used his sword in Brawl.
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Granted, but you're a CHEATAH!!!
I wish he wasn't a CHEATAH!!!
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Granted, he is now a TIGER.
I wish failures didn't fail.
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Granted. Fails, instead of failing, WIN! Which causes a paradox. Than again, extremely epic fails may even be considered wins anyway, which causes a double paradox!
I wish I could eat the tempting apples on my neighbor's, two houses over, apple tree.
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Granted. Fails, instead of failing, WIN! Which causes a paradox. Than again, extremely epic fails may even be considered wins anyway, which causes a double paradox!
I wish I could eat the tempting apples on my neighbor's, two houses over, apple tree.
Granted. You can. And since you could always physically do it, nothing has changed.
I wish my piggy bank was less dangerous. It's a jar filled with barbed wire and salt.
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Granted. Atleast, i thought so before it fell on ya from heaven. Oh, well.
I wish my next wish will be foolproof and uncorruptable.
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It dosnt come true becuase you did not say it in Japanese. (Earth opens a crack in the earth and you fall through)
I wish for a duel hard drive!
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It dosnt come true
Rulebreaker!
For as far as i know, you HAVE TO make the wish COME TRUE!
(Apologies to anyone who got insulted by this...)
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Topic made it to 6000 views! Im the 6000th!
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In reply to will soon be deleted posts:
Topic made it to 6000 views! Im the 6000th!
I predict this post will soon be deleted.
I wish for a duel hard drive!
Granted, but the two hard drives take up more space than you have, so you must hold one in your lap as you work.
I wish I could beat ------ at chess.
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Granted, but only after ------ beats you in chess over 9000 times.
I wish that cheez-its had an internet meme. Just cause I want them to.
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Granted, it's the following meme: "Hey, guess what it is that sucks big ******** *****!"
I wish i could actually go to Earth whenever i want. (I live in Krixus' Dimension, remember?)
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Granted, but you'll never want to go there because of a spell placed on you by some completely unrealted-to-me person. >_>
I wish I wasn't getting all this homework from school and such. <_<
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Granted, but alas, you get bombarded with all six final exams repeatedly for the rest of the year! (I'd love that in real life)
I wish for the massacre gun from Iji!
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Granted, but it magically levitates and shoots ya.
I wish.
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Granted. But unfortunately,.
I wish all ur base are belong to me.
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Granted, but someone had already set me up the bomb, so now you are the one who is set up the bomb.
I wish I had some of those nifty potatoes my family had for dinner that one time with fillet Mignon. I wish for some fillet Mignon too. Actually, I'm not hungry.
I wish I was hungry.
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Granted, you are hungry... to death.
I wish that windows vista accepted PNG's as wallpapers.
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It does... for me, anyway.
Granted, but now it doesn't accept you.
I wish that there weren't so many idiots ignorant people.
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Granted, but since you called the people
idiots, you are now being seen as an idiot forever!
I wish i had the following custom title: Forumgame Addict
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I wish i had the following custom title: Forumgame Addict
Granted. In recognition of your ongoing activities, you receive the custom title "Forumgame Addict"...by your local town council. Too bad that no-one here on the Nifforum knows or cares about that. :)
I wish something amazing happened with NESgamer190 this Easter Sunday!
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Granted, he spontaneously combusts. Nice going, you're a worse criminal than we assumed J is.
I wish i could control my size and gender with no limits at all. And of course, my clothes gotta transform according to my size and gender.
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Granted. But the result is that you go mentally insane after 2 months like that.
I wish I knew why Dragon Cave changed thier egg graphics... again. (It fooled me into thinking they were rare eggs >_<)
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You find that everyone got bored of the old, lame ones. That's about it. Disappointing huh? Oh... You become severely disappointed and KILL your dragons.
I wish that my nose was not so excessively large.
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You find that everyone got bored of the old, lame ones. That's about it. Disappointing huh? Oh... You become severely disappointed and KILL your dragons.
I wish that my nose was not so excessively large.
Granted, but everyone still calls you Squidward.
I wish that _________.
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Granted, but _________ and ___________.
I wish That [INSERT OBJECT HERE] could [INSERT ACTION HERE] without [INSERT LIMITATION HERE].
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Granted, but [INSERT CORRUPTION HERE].
I wish that :D <3 XD.
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Granted. But then :D forgot XD's birthday and XD got >( and now they're both :sad:.
I wish I didn't have to drive 10 hours to San Francisco.
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Granted, now you have to drive 10 days to the other side of the planet
I wish the Fish could wish.
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Granted. It wishes you didn't exist anymore and it's wish is granted without corruption.
I wish for some FOOD
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Granted. You get an Old Gatéau, a poisonous cake that automatically kills you.
I wish someone would check out my books. [/plug]
=|=
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Granted, but the viewer was unfortunately illiterate.
I simply wish for a temple of my own!
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Granted. You now have another temple on your head. :p
I wish for more of these: √
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Granted. But thay all turn into X`s
I wish for the worst corrupted wish EVER!!!
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Granted. It's a wicked corruption that makes you wish you were never born.
Granted, too.
I wish this wish can't be corrupted.
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Granted. But it becomes corrupted anyway and a :piano: falls on you.
I wish for magic magic
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Granted. Only you turn yourself into a frog on accident.
I wish I could be a fencer in the Olympics.
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Granted. You set up the fences that separate the people from the action. Then, you are trampled by an angry mob.
I wish the chimney were swept.
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(There technically aren't "fences" separating them. But that's a good one.)
Granted, you sweep your own chimney.
I wish I lost my keys.
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(There technically aren't "fences" separating them. But that's a good one.)
Granted, you sweep your own chimney.
I wish I lost my keys.
Granted. You now can't play your piano.
I wish my computer could download faster. D:
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Granted. But your computer gets a the Zombie virus along with a DDoS attack with an army of the 9000 Trojans.
You computer shuts down all together permanetly. All of your backups where deleted too.
I wish for the lawn was on fire.
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Granted, but the lawn was on fire.
I wish for something good to happen.
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Granted: A ten ton weight covered in socks (Yes, I'm back to that fetish with socks again) decides to fall upon your entire body.
Oh, how I wish I was a Crash Test Dummy. (I definitely know this will be corrupted in some funny way)
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Granted. You fall over and can't move. Also, you aren't alive.
I wish I knew what this brown spot on the inside of my milk glass was. (Actually maybe I don't want to know...)
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Granted, it's a brown spot.
I want to know peoples' opinions about Straight City. I can live with the fact that you think it sux, so THAT will NOT be able to Corrupt-a-Wish.
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Granted. Its the futures best city. But it gets blown up by.......erm........idk it just gets blown up.
I wish for gold. (Im out of Ideas :S)
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Granted, but alas, it's the curse of King Midas. (Greek mythology about how whatever king Midas touched turns into gold.)
Hmm... I wish the world was in a zombie apocalypse! (Yep, My masochism is in a limitless state at the moment.)
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Granted. Unfortunately, the zombies devour you.
I wish I was a ninja.
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Granted, but you are killed by a pirate.
I wish that fish would fall from the sky.
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Granted, but they all land in the ocean.
I wish my head was a pear so I could eat myself.
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Granted. But I eat your "pear-ish" head before you can eat it :shifty:
I wish that everyone died.
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Granted, but I survive, and I recreate everyone.
I wish that I could change my custom title...
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Granted. But you are limited 3 letters
I wish the brother of the Firewall "The Great Firewall of China" was shutdown.
(I dont have a bro so dont ask)
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Granted, but it's replaced with a waterwall instead.
I wishfor someultimate superduper good luck.
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Granted, but it's replaced with a waterwall instead.
I wishfor someultimate superduper good luck.
Grantid, but mai horeble speling ruwins yor whish. Yu get an souper doogfple loskwe bhjnbczbjhm.
I whish thatt whuevur koruptid a whish befoar with bad speling died.
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Granted, you (and only you, since this is a first) die a slow, painful death.
I wish my next wish gets corrupted.
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you wish eventually gets answered but it's full of badly written puns (e.g. whoa, Ive caught a big wish!)
I wish the Nintendo 3ds would come out by the end of the year and it would be every thing I could hope for.
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[asofftopicascanbe]What's a 3ds?[/asofftopicascanbe]
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[asofftopicascanbe]What's a 3ds?[/asofftopicascanbe]
http://www.nintendoeverything.com/35474/
only the latest console by my absolute favorite company!
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[asofftopicascanbe]What's a 3ds?[/asofftopicascanbe]
http://www.nintendoeverything.com/35474/
only the latest console by my absolute favorite company!
I guess thay werent lying about it coming out.
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COUGHontopicCOUGH
Granted, however your particular 3DS happens to have a screw loose, and falls apart after 24 hours of you enjoying it.
I wish for this post to be quoted
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C̫̗̹̗͕̥̍͋̈Õ̷̡̟̫̜̱͉̝͇͌̅ͩŲ̦͙͕̍ͥ̋́͞G̨̢̰̹̩̮͇̻̹̽̊ͫ͗ͣH̴̵̲̫͇͂ͪ͜ǫ̜̯̱̼͕̦̒ͮͣ̇ͮ̈͌̑ͩ͡n̸̨̊̉͗̔ͪ̊̏͏̰t̘̘̟̜̤͇͓̺̤̊̈ͣ̋̌̚ö̱̟̭̭̯͙̯̜̺́ͧ͊̈̿̓͊̀̚͞p̧͙͉͇ͬ̐̍͐͆͑ͨi̵̟̟̰̼̫͙͓͈͊͊ͯ̈́̔͘͜c̥̬̹̹̟͓̲̰͓̔͂̊̍̆̀͜C̵͎͓͛͆͊̆̀Ô̠̙̜̖͒Ū̵͔̺͙̥̍̒̀͢G͕̼͉ͧ̆̇͆̌ͮͮ͒̀H̱͙̀̒͟͜ ̣̪͔̤̬͍͗ͩ̒̈́̃͝ͅ
̵̸͈̥͔̜͈̫͔͆͋ ̧̞̘ͨ̑̅̌̐̃̓ͅ
̴̱̲͉̏͊̄̊́G̨̘̲̹̩̤̝ͯ͊̐̏̈́́ͣ͑r̆̆̂͊̇ͬͬ͟҉̧̬̰̤a̵͚͕ͪͤ̽ͬ͊̄́̀̚n̫̜͖̼͈ͥ̋ͬͯ͗t̜̻̱̳͓̲͖̘ͦ̓̕e̜̯̗̓͊̍̉͡d̨͓̩̗̦̗ͣ̍̏̅ͪ̊̀,͎̜̃̅̎̌͐̆̋ ̝͖͉͒͂ḩ̺̙̯̘̍͛̄̚͢o͍͓̺̝̪̻͕̽̑͆͐͗͠w̝̙̥͖̖̟̘͔͑͑ͅẻ̵̻̝̯͚v̶̧̱̭̥̯̭̮̩̯͑͒̈́͛ͅe͍͎̣̮ͤ̅̆ͥͨ̀ͨ̍͐̕͘r̶̡̬̬̜͈͎̪̱͗̈́ͨͩ̍ͣ̔͢ ̴͂̋͏̱͚͚̯͕y̢̛̘͖̘̮̥͉̙͙̟͗̌́̓̐̽̀o̻̲̺̩̿ͨ͊͐ͬͧ̐ͣ͡͡ų̮͙̞ͨ̀ͥ̅̀̆ͪ͂r͍̟͕̍̈́ͅ ̢̝̯͎̺͐p̴̷̖̙͚ͫ͒ͨ̂̽̑͊͋a͍̭̠̥͉̜̱̤͖̓͌͛͑́ͮ̌̌́͜ṙ͖̻̼͙̪̣̀͌̊͊̈͢͞ṫ̨̯̂̄̊ͨĭ̴̫̤̫̹̞͚̭̿̉ͥ̅̈́ͅͅc̸̽͋̽͗͌ͪ̈́͏̻͍͙̙̖u̷̸̩̮͙͔͍̼̮ͦ̈̆̔l̵̤̥͕̉̕͝à̼͑ͨ̎̈́ͣͦ̉r̜̠̜̘̩͕̞͕̆͂ͭͣ̆̕ ̷͖̬͉̫̳̗͉̣̹̂ͮ͑ͦ̎͛̇͝3̩̘̮̩̼̰̳͙̯̿͑͐͑̀D̶͉͆̽ͫS̴͈̠̹̘͇ͧ͛ ̫̙̖͚̘͖͎̰ͥͯ̄̌͐̉͒ͦͅh̬̗̮̭̲̐̔̉̀͜͢ä̹̙͐̕p̠͓̤̼̳̹ͨͨͭ̾͜p̷͍̯͆̃ͣ̋̊ͫ͊͘ͅë̛̼͔́͊̎̅͋͡nͭͨͯ҉̻͔͓s̡͇͓̘̦ͭͯ̈̇̓̔͆̊ ̉̌̄̾ͮ̿̚͟҉̲͈͚̺t̰͆̓̈̅͘ô̺̹ͦ́͡ ̨̧̱̖̞̭̣͒͋̚ĥ̖̠̮ͣ̄̃̽̔ͦ̒ä͍̟̺ͫ͘v̢̯̞̑e̶̜̜ͥͪ́ ͓ͯ̓͜͠ȃ̰̱̺̻̗̝̗̯͘ ̵͚̼̤̙̪͉̂ͬ̇̅͑͆̈́͗s͈͕̬̤̱̞̬̦ͪ̐͒̅ͬ͟c͐̒͂҉̳̤͢r̯͉͕͂͌͐̀ȇ̳̪̙̄̓ͬ̌w̘̳͉̭̓̇͞ ͗͒͛̾̽ͥ̚̚͏̮l͈̳̠̺͕ͦ̇̄̋̅͋ͧ́͞o̸̡̨̝̞̜͓̰ͩ̀ͥ̄ͥ̿o̷̳̪̼̘̥̰͇͈ͣ̌ͣ̈ͤͣͦ̅͢s̩̿̅ͥ̽̈́͒ͪͩ̀ͅē͉̺̭͓̖̍͊̋̈ͭ̀,̸̗̟̲͙͇͍̋̂͐̄͒ͪ ̬̠̺̜͓͊̾̈́̍̊͗̿ͯ͝a͙̞̠̬͔̦͌̉͋̊͟͢n̵̡̪̻͔̪͉͑̽͐ͪͦ͒̀ͮ̚d̥͍̘̹͌͋ͪ̓ ̨͉̘̜̬̐̽͊̏̓̒́͟f̪̠͕̰̘̪̲̅̾̔ͮͫ͆͌̍à̷̲̙̦͎͉̻̙͛ͭ̓̃̑͒̚ľ̨̜̙̜͚͍̠̳̤̫ͯ̀̚l̸̨̖̩̓͊́̓̂s̺̙̰̅̀͠͠ ̧̭͓̀̈́͌ͭ͜ả̡̰̳̼̻̪̝̠̚̕͝pͦ̋҉̡̱̭̦̙̯̀ͅaͦͣ҉̟̥̀͜r̺̝̫̮̲̘͎̞ͥͧ̈͑͠t̷͓̺̖̖͖̠͖̔̎ͤ͟͜ ͉̠̲̫̗̥̣̤̐̓ͬͨͥ̃ͧ̌͘å̵̮̳̺̥̉̑͢f̵ͭͧͯ҉͓͔͔͓t͚̓̽ͫ̉͟e̓̅ͤ̎̓ͤ̿͟҉͇̠͇̫̣͍̟̮̩͠ṛ̡̧ͥͮ̌͆ͬ̓̋̇͘ ̴̧̘̻͖̙̬͙̰̰̍̌2̶̭̟͎͐͗ͥͯ̓́ͪ̀4̾͋͗͐͏̨̥͖̺̹̗͞ ̴̼̻̗̔ͤ̓h͎̗̳͎̖̮͕͋o͇ͫ̇̌̑͞͡u̦̭̜͉̖̞̣̲͊̐̄ͫ̽r̫̞̜̩̟̻͓̦̘͗̆̈́ͪͣs̛̤̳̻̩̋̋ͤͪ͌̚͟ͅ ̙͕͙͔̥̭͎̙̽͋̃̈̾ͦ́͢o̘̦̻̽́f̗̗̟͇ͬ͆ͣ͆̑ͯ́͟ͅͅ ͚̣̊ͬ̅͠y̸͛̐҉͔̼̰̩̠̮o̷̮̍ͫ͒ͧ͗̀ͭ̈ú̷̠͇̠̺̻̱̙͔͇ͩ̐͊͒͐̏ͩ ̜͙̻͍̟͙̆͆͐͒̃̄ẻ̖̤̰̝̜͓͖̰ͮ͐̓̌́nͭ̌̎̒͏͖̦̞̖̥̺͕͟j̡͓̗̮̣̤̦̝͇̏̚öͤ̊ͮ͏̶̞̬̥̖͖͍̦͎y̤̯͕̦̹͙̫͍͒i͙̲͙̟̓͗̋̉̓̊͐͠͝n̴͍̹͕̏ͥͮ̀͝g̵̡̞̤̠̭̯̎̓͒̔̚ ̰̼̞ͨ̐́ͅi̷̱̖͖̊̄̅̒̎̏͘t̴̺̱̜̅̎̓ͤ̕.̼̦̹̩ͫ͋̏ͫ͑͠ ̢͔ͥͩ́
̻̹̮̗̝͕͈͍̮̏ͤ͂ͣ͌̇̐ ̥̘͔̳̱̰͒ͦ̿
̒ͪ҉̪̹Ïͫͦ̑̕͏̰͕ ̻͙̯̟̠̳͖͚̂̑ͨw̢̝̠̬͉ͯ̇ͨͫ͒ͭ̇͞i̸̫̹̩̭̭͌̍͒̒ͬ̄̾͟s͇̲̰͊̐h͔͉̣̥̟̻͌̆͆ͧ̓ ̲̮͎̱̼̘͙̃͘f̮͉̯̭̹̬̓̂̅ö́͏̟̭̳͞r̲̭̳̯͕̙͖ͭͩ̈ͨ͋̅̊̚ ̬̙͔̣̗͊̿̂̂̏̃ͫ́̈̕͜͝t̨̫̬͕̯̤̭ͤ̓ͣ̂̒̓̋ͨ́ͅh̪͎̣̤͎̯͎̄̅́̇̐ͣ͆̾͘ͅi͖̰̱͈͕̼ͨ̾̾͞s̤̟ͭ̓̄̊͛̀̕ ̍̂ͣ̾͏̷̰͓͍̬̪̯͍̠̦͜p̶͉̝̘̱̜̎̌̆ͮõ̠̝͉̫̻̅̊s̢̫͓̳̘͊͋̅̏́t̅̐̇ͩͪͤͯ͋҉̤͕̪̘ͅ ̷̜̹̰̤̥͕̱ͯͪͬ̑̿̒̉̔ͅͅt͉̝͛̇͋o͙̩͍̲͕̲̗ͫ̔̀ ̺͍̺͔͗̓͛ͬ̀̓̚͘ͅb̮̲̟̭̠̏̈̌̈́ͪͨ͗̎̆e̋ͤ͛͏̘̼͔͕͠ ̡̰̩̭̪̫̩̜̣ͨ͋̉q̠̗͇̳̯͍ͫͥ̀ͯ̐̆̕ū̷̢̞̜̭͕̇͋ͨ͛ͩ̚o̟̱͇̝͇̫̓̾̏t̵̟̼͈̤̼̯̐͗ͫ̏̔ę̼̠͙̫̙͂̓ͣ͟d̲̫̩ͧ̎͒͌ͬ̑̇̔́ͅ ͍̗͉͚̐͗
Granted, but it is corrupted.
I wish that school ended permanently.
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Granted, but you and everyone on your school (including the people you care about) are fated to work at *dundundaaah* KFC!
I wish for KFC to be ruined.
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Granted, the saying "Knock For Cheese" is ruined and people stop saying it.
Star light, star bright, first start I see tonight, I wish I may, I wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight;
I wish for my new forum (http://www.LB-Stuff.com/phpBB2/) to not have sooo many permissions issues after upgrading and converting from phpBB2 to phpBB3...
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Gran-- uh, what forum? The link led me to an empty page! Well, i'll grant your wish wif a randomly selected forum.
I wish for a cat that looks like Pokemon no. 403 (national pokedex)
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Granted, but it evolves into a nat. pokedex 432 (purugly)
I wish that nintendo would make pokemon harder. i mean, seriously C)p
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Granted, but it's un-granted because Shinx don't evolve into Purugly.
I wish for a corrupted wish.
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granted, but in the process of corrupting a corrupted wish, it was no longer corrupted :ohnoes:
Granted, but it's un-granted because Shinx don't doesn't evolve into Purugly.
:P
I wish someone would explain to me (please) how kaizoman corrupted that text! (no, i mean really!)
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Granted, but it's un-granted because Shinx don't doesn't evolve into Purugly.
:P
Uh... 'Shinx' is plural.
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Thanks to some people now we are talking about pokemon.
Guess what happens when you search up "Mudkip" on google images?
I wasnt able to post the image so click this. (http://www.flickr.com/photos/jezix/3460424251/)
O_o
To restart il do the last wish posted to be corruped.
I wish someone would explain to me (please) how kaizoman corrupted that text! (no, i mean really!)
Granted. But you suddenley forget
I wish for wishes that grant other wishes wishes wish without corrupting the wishes wish wish
......................wish...............
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Granted, but due to the complexity, every wish is now officially doomed to corruption. Bummer
*wishes for a great deal of inspiration for a level*
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I wish someone would explain to me (please) how kaizoman corrupted that text! (no, i mean really!)
Its mah secret.
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Granted, but even with all the inspiration your level seems to suck greatly.
*Wishes for a good Jack and the Beanstalk tileset*
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Granted but the tileset
seems to suck greatly.
*Wishes for a vending machine*
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Granted, but it only spits out corrupted wishes.
I wish I could be far as decided to use even go want to do look more like.
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Granted but in being far as decided to use even go want to do look more like, your nonsensical rubbish makes you implode.
I wish that someone would PM me about business.
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Granted, a Spambot Pm's you 'So, how's business?'
I wish i knew how to code a spambot.
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Granted. But the spambot starts to glitch and starts to stop working.
I wish for Internet Security. (I need it badly :/)
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Granted, you get an anti-antivirus program-program.
I wish i could get ForumWarz chapter 2 and 3 for free.
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Granted. But then you're arrested for pirating games.
I wish people would stop asking for corrupted wishes.
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Granted.
I wish for a uncorrupted wish.
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Granted but the wish becomes un-uncorrupted and comes corrupted
I wish for *blank*
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Granted, but *blank*
I wish i cud fly!
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Granted. But you did not seem to grow wings to fly. So your still a ground bum like the rest of us :(
I wish for nothing :D
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Granted, but then you regret your decision and spend the rest of your days wishing you'd wished for an endless supply of pizza.
I wish for an endless supply of pizza!
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Granted but I eat your "Endless supply of pizza"
X-P
I wish for ▒3à╜äy5p13╟╚░1τf↓<˜K¦=▒?;iIÇ,4○-3+P"hì☺?&
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Granted, but your ▒3à╜äy5p13╟╚░1τf↓<˜K¦=▒?;iIÇ,4○-3+P"hì☺?& has an unrecoverable CRC error just at the end.
(Also, you got really fat from eating all that pizza.)
I wish for a new Ace Attorney game.
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Granted, but your ▒3à╜äy5p13╟╚░1τf↓<˜K¦=▒?;iIÇ,4○-3+P"hì☺?& has an unrecoverable CRC error just at the end.
(Also, you got really fat from eating all that pizza.)
I wish for a new Ace Attorney game.
Granted. It's called "Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Attack of the Kittens". The game's about Phoenix killing kittens. No more lawyer-ing.
I wish there was lawyer-ing.
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Granted, the game is now called "Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: The Case of the Attack of the Kittens".
I wish.
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Corrupted.
I wish that everyone could just settle down.
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Granted. Untill a choclate truck suddenly crashes making all the chocolate bars come out. All the people suddenly becomes hyper from eating the chocolate.
I wish for 3.14
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Granted, but you also get 15926535897932384626.
I wish for a blue green.
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Granted, but the green kinda overpowers the blue to become a tad turqouise.
*Wishes he can easily escape a hungry Grue*
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Granted, but just when you think you're safe, you're surrounded and eaten by hungry ASCII boars.
I wish for a horrible death.
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Granted, Nifflas dies horribly, but you are immortal. Good luck commiting suicide!
I wish i was a real Combee. And no, do NOT turn me into this (http://blueghosty.deviantart.com/art/Realistic-Combee-129941732)... thing. I wanna be the cute one.
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Granted, but I become a Kabutops and kick your 4th generation ass.
I wish that my DS hadn't gotten stolen all those months ago.
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DS hadn't gotten stolen
Funny. Mine was stolen a couple of times ago, too.
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Granted, but then you drop it and it ceases to work.
I wish that pumkin's DS still worked (so that I could sell it. :shifty:).
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Granted. You steal it, you sell it, i buy it (with Monopoly money), and give it back to pumkin. And the monopoly money a-splodes in yo' face. X-P
I wish Razzorman's IQ and common sense would boost to atleast 70.
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Granted, but everyone else's IQ, except for yours went up by 70!
Hmm... I wish I did NOT have mapper's block anymore... this thing's crushin' me!
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Granted, but since your mapping mind is now soo advanced, your maps exceed the limit and you are never to make maps again.
I wish that my IQ was more than 70.
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Granted, but since your mapping mind is now soo advanced, your maps exceed the limit and you are never to make maps again.
I wish that my IQ was more than 70.
Granted. It's now OVER NINE THOUSAND!! It's really really big and your brain's so big it breaks your neck.
I wish that DeviantART's search function wasn't broken. D:
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Granted, but its view fullsize and download functions are now broken.
Wish: No seriously. Fix dA.
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Granted, but then everyone starts using the search simultaneously and the dA servers overload. They asplode, killing thousands.
I wish for my own pirate battleship with skeletons for crew.
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Granted, but i eat it.
I wish for a esounhpglsdjklaerhklsjdghkljsndo;sanljkadgkhklzsjkljhlskjghlwjg;lha\lwghpah
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Granted, but tgbvfdetfdcbgyuy62werrt5yhgfddsdfrt67uuijjh. i wish that the internet in my PSP was faster.
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Granted, but yer PSP develops legs of its own and runs from you like the plague!
Hmm... I wish I had a sandwich to devour.
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Granted, but after you devour it you realize it was made of all your friends and family. oh well.
I wish I had a tophat.
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Granted, but the tophat is actually...... A killer rabbit! It eats yor face.
I wish my phone would let me watch youtube videos....
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granted, but then youtube starts going broke and you can etiher pay to use or have millions of ads so you never see your video!
I wish I had a spoon.
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Granted, but then you find out you're in the Matrix and you learn the terrible truth: there's no spoon.
I wish I had a license to punch people in the face.
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Granted, but now you want to kick people in the face, so your license is revoked when you kick the judge in the face.
I wish my music would get louder.
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Granted, but alas, your ears go out from how loud the music got...
Hmm... I wish for some atomic punch! :D
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Granted, but alas, your ears go out from how loud the music got...
Hmm... I wish for some atomic punch! :D
Granted. You punch an atom. Nothing really happens.
I wish the :whoa: would :ohnoes: all over the :huh: until the :nuts: went :moody:.
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Granted, but the :whoa: goes <3 at the :crazy: because O_o said :oops: and the :/ went :sad:.
I wish that the (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/Themes/Jace/images/bbc/move.gif) thing actually worked. Or (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/Themes/Jace/images/bbc/shadow.gif). Or (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/Themes/Jace/images/bbc/glow.gif). Or a bunch of the other stuff in the "help" section.
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Granted, but the (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/Themes/Nifflas/images/english/reply.gif)((http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/Themes/Jace/images/english/reply.gif)) button is now broken.
I wish for it to be possible to nest sprite folders in MMF.
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Granted, but the new version of MMF is now 50 terrabytes large.
I wish to cure my insanity.
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Granted, unfortunately you're slightly less awesome now.
I wish to have the musical talent of Andrew Pants
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Granted, unfortunately you're slightly less awesome now.
I wish to have the musical talent of Andrew Pants
Granted, but you're nowhere NEAR as awesome as Jeffrey Lederhosen!
I wish that my time machine didn't require ONE POINT TWENTY-ONE GIGAWATTS!!
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Graned, it requires one point twenty two gigawatts now.
I wish...
Professor Layton meets Phoenix Wright!
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Granted, but the universe collapses from all the epic.
I wish I had some flan. Like, right now.
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Granted. Unfortunately it's been "fermenting" for moths.
I wish I had a lovely song to brush my teeth to.
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Granted, but it was so lovely, it made you go into a brushing frenzy to brush EVERYTHING on sight... I've heard of overkill, but that's kinda ridiculous.
Hmm... I wish for GAS!
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Granted, but it was so lovely, it made you go into a brushing frenzy to brush EVERYTHING on sight... I've heard of overkill, but that's kinda ridiculous.
Hmm... I wish for GAS!
Granted. *farts*
I wish I didn't make everyone suffocate from my fart.
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Granted, but then you suffocate from your fart. (Is that even possible?)
I wish for a green orange that was blue.
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[wadf]Granted, but the blue becomes blue.[/wadf]
Edit: Woah! The [cb] tag looks even worse in the [wadf] tag on the knytt theme than [color=blue] itself!
I wish my microphone wasn't broken. And by that I mean completely fixed, along with anything associated with it and that it causes no damage to myself or my immediate surroundings.
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Granted, but said blue orange purple fruit is detroyed via the laws of reality.
I wish my parents weren't fighting....
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ooops... kinda got skipped. damn.
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I wish my microphone wasn't broken. And by that I mean completely fixed, along with anything associated with it and that it causes no damage to myself or my immediate surroundings.
Granted, a little child comes to your room and fixes it in a second, while bragging about how easy it was. The mic works perfectly now, but you feel so humilliated that you don't even want to use it anymore.
I wish I could program in assembler for every existing CPU.
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Granted, but i sue you for causing a headache.
I wish my friends back here in Belgium would play Nifflas' Games.
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Granted, but your machine decides to short circuit spontaneously, and as a result, a new motherboard is needed! D: (And yes, that has happened to me once before in my younger years [pre-nifforum to be exact])
As for wish, I wish for a time machine!
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Granted, but you go back in time and somehow make yourself not exist anymore.
I wish for a typewriter that writes types.
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Granted, but at cost of your Internetometer that reads '146'.
I wish my computer had the latest Service Pack thingamajic AND a sound card.
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Granted, but the latest Service Pack is incompatible with the drivers of your new sound card and you get a BSOD everytime a sound plays.
I wish I could make garbage disappear, instead of having to take it out.
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Granted, but then the government forces you to make all the trash in the world disappear every day.
I wish I could extend my deadlines whenever I wanted.
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Granted, but they are lines of your doom and extending them would be a bad idea unless you want to commit suicide.
I wish for a patched version of Knytt Stories DS, because i can't seem to patch worth a grain of dust.
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Granted, but then none of the KS levels you want to play works on it. The only ones that work without glitches are the really crappy ones, such as mine (j/k, rrc2soft :P )
You can patch the .NDS files easily with DLDItool, but the DLDI patch you need depends on what flashcart you're using. PM me if you want help.
I wish for a car that runs on acorns. 1 Acorn = 100 Km.
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granted, but in an evil plot someone blows up all the acorn and replaces them with somethings that will melt your car
I wish I knew when the zombie apocolypse was going to happen.
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You can patch the .NDS files easily with DLDItool, but the DLDI patch you need depends on what flashcart you're using. PM me if you want help.
I appreciate it, but i tried that. My command prompt said dlditool isn't recognized by my (kinda crappy) computer. Can you send me the download link for the thing dlditool needs to use for R4DS v1.18?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANYWAAAAAAAAAAAYS...
Granted, it happens on December 21, 2012. But you die in the slowest, most painful/horrible way you can imagine after this wish is granted, so you can't warn anyone.
I wish willomo came back as a friendly zombie (with 'friendly' i mean 'willomo won't eat any live organisms and helps the human race survive the zombie apocalypse' of course) so he can warn us.
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granted but when I come back because I don't eat, I slowly starve and die again, before the apocolypse starts.(zombies can die)
I wish I knew how to end my knytt stories level
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Granted. You can't decide and just stick with a Playground level.
I wish for everything wished for in this topic.
P.S.zombies can die
Not that it matters, but they can't. They're already dead.
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Granted, but all the wishes become corrupted and you also get all the undesired effects. Every one of them. One by one. Without exceptions. And if one of the corrupted wishes kills you or makes you immortal, it is undone after 10 minutes so you don't miss on the next one. Also, when the onslaught of corrupted wishes finally ends, you're sent to an alternate dimension where the food's terrible.
I wish there was always a nearby real-life save point whenever I have to make an important decision, so I can undo my actions if I don't like the outcome.
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Granted, but it's one of ACL's tricks as he used in Adventures in the Void (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=395.msg3409#msg3409). If you don't know which one it is i mean, it's placing a save point that's in a pit together with the green thing that goes NOM! You accidentally save there while being eaten, meaning that you get munched on forever and you won't die. EVER.
I wish i had a sword that slices through any shield or armor and a shield that withstands any weapon
When corrupting my wish, you may take advantage of the paradox it creates.
Use the sword and shield on each other, and you'll find that...
The two objects can't exist in the same universe.
Sorry, but this feature is unavailable until a certain part in the game. To be exactly, it will not be available ever. Good thing you use the Infinite Hint Coin cheat, eh?
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Granted, but alas, you wind up bashing the two together and both objects simply melt into nothingness.
This'll be a toughie, but I wish to be the flip hero in Hero Core! :D (Such an addicting game to say it)
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If that was a spoiler you just mentioned I will kill you.
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This'll be a toughie, but I wish to be the flip hero in Hero Core! :D (Such an addicting game to say it)
Granted, but then Purple Pineapple thinks that was a spoiler and kills you. In the face.
I wish I had the ability to summon licorice wheels.
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Granted, but the wheels of licorice join forces against you, tie you down, and choke you to a licorice-y demise.
I wish Borderlands was a bit less repetitive... (still fun though)
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Granted, but it was a wish of overkill, that it becomes TOTALLY random! Man, you shouldn't have trusted a mushroom to grant wishes.
Great... got to make a wish...
I wish to have a nice suit of armour!
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Granted. you get a nice suit of armour that is far too small is for display mostly anyway.
I wish I owned worms world party.
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Granted, you get worms world party, in you!
I wish for a remasterd version of the ELP song, karn evil 9.
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Granted, you get said song, in you!
I wish me iz no.1!
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Granted. You're no.1 on the FBI's most wanted list.
(oh come now, that was too easy)
I wish people would use uber- correctly.
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Granted, the way we use it becomes the correct way, so you become uber-idiotic.
I wish i was uber-awesmoe.
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Granted, you become extremely "awesMOE". Then you're spotted by a group of bearded, oily otaku freaks coming out of an anime cosplay convention dressed in Sailor Moon outfits. They just stand there for a moment looking at you, drooling, with their eyes sparkling... and suddenly they lunge at you and start chasing you. You run through the city like there's no tomorrow, until they finally corner you in a dark alley and then... then... oh god, no, I can't go on...
I wish the next generation of videogames were all in CGA 320x240 4 color mode, just to piss off HD lovers :P
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Granted, but the HD lovers kill you. In the face. After they all got a turn, your wish becomes un-granted.
I wish all wishes become un-granted after they are corrupted. Not that it really matters, since my wish for all wishes to be un-granted will become un-granted, but still, it's the thought that matters.
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Granted, but the corruption negates your wish. Bummer.
I wish I had a living warmachine to pilot for myself.
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Granted, but then your living warmachine becomes self-aware and decides to pilot YOU (cue the Soviet Russia jokes).
I wish RAM modules came free with cereal boxes.
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Granted, but they're made to only be compatible with the cereal company's computers which are ridiculously overpriced and, other than being really fast, are downright awful. Probably because they're made of recycled cereal.
I wish I didn't have to wait another week for the new Doctor Who episode.
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Granted, you have to wait another week and one second.
I wish my computer didn't run an illegal and crappy Windows XP with everything including sound card downgraded to nothing...
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Granted, now it runs MS-DOS 4.0 and you're forced to use EDLIN to write your documents.
I wish I had a really high-tech storage drive that could fit up to 1TB of uncompressed data into a normal CD/DVD disk (gotta backup all that Juni pr0n important info).
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Granted. Unfortunately it arrived in a filled fish tank, rendering completely shorted out.
Looks like your warranty..
just expired
YEEEEAH.
I wish I hadn't made that completely illogical joke.
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Granted, but now you have to hold on to a block labeled "LOGIC". You sir, have been inflicted the status ailment of Logic block. (Perhaps my lamest attempt to corrupt wishes yet)
I wish someone could make a "Hero Core Fanatic" banner for my sig.
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Granted, the King of All Cosmos makes you one, but it's so poorly done it makes you throw up whenever you look at it. What's worse, you're forced to put it in your sig despite it being an abomination and a crime against all that's good and beautiful... because if you don't, the king would take offense and roll you and the entire planet into a giant katamari.
I wish I was the King of All Cosmos.
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Granted, but you were rolled up by a ball.
I wish I didn't know any better.
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Granted, but your intelligence is locked where it is right now, so you never learn from your mistakes!
I wish I had Xbox Live again...
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Granted, but your Eksboks breaks down forever.
I wish that I don't get huge amounts of money a long time from now.
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Granted, but instead of getting money in the future, you get nothing! EVER!!!
I wish the ending for Borderlands didn't make me so disappointed...
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Granted. The programmers, after extensive complaining about how bad the ending was for that game ( which i clearly know nothing about) decided it would be best to cut the ending entirely and make it a MMORPG.
I wish my fish was made of...um..waterproof cotton candy. yeah.
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Granted, but it doesn't guarantee that all those string-ish cotton candy whatzit will be separated.
I wish to be smarter.
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Granted, but you wind up sealed in molten metal for too much intellect.
I wish for My avvy to be different.
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Granted, it's a black helmet on a red background... made in MSPaint using the spray tool.
I wish i belonged to the Plantae (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plant) kingdom, the Magnoliophyta (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flowering_plant) division, the Magnoliopsida (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dicotyledon) class, the Rosales (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosales) order, the Rosaceae (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosaceae) family, the Maloideae (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maloideae) subfamily, the Maleae tribe and the Malus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malus) genus.
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Granted. The fact that you are secretly an apple is revealed to the whole world.
I wish I could glue glue to glue. (try saying "glue glue to glue" three times fast)
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Granted, but the glue glues glued-to-glue glue to your face (try saying ''glue glues glued-to-glue glue to your face'' three times fast)
I wish i could eat apples while i'm still an apple.
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Granted, but alas, apple society condemns you as a cannibal fruit, and as such, your punishment is canning! Ouch.
I wish to have an animated avvy from Bio menace. (See Lizzaroro's avvy, that I like oh so much, despite being the deadliest enemy in its game)
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Granted, but it magically leaps out of the http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?action=profile to eat your you-know-what.
I wish i was a human being again.
I will wish i wasn't 'Canned StraightFlame - Best thing since sliced StraightFlame' next time, so stay tuned.
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Granted. You're now the new RIAA CEO. You see what you have become and kill yourself in disgust. And then you're reborn as an apple :P
I wish I could speak to fish.
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Granted. The fish turn out to be intelligent creatures and they teach everyone their language. It becomes a subject in schools. All bodies of water are now sovereign states that belong to fish. The fish are treated as another race, evolve faster than humans, achieve spaceflight and leave the humans stuck on Earth. They form the Intergalactic Marine Empire, and are soon the ruling force in the whole Universe.
***YOU HAVE FAILED***
I wish I was a lizard.
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Granted but i flattened you.
And since i'm not canned anymore (because i'm another apple) i'll just wish this guy (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?action=profile) turns into an apple.
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Granted, but I clicked on the link as a guest, so the person you want to turn into an apple doesn't even exist. Instead, I get turned into an annoying orange (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DD5UKQggXTc) for some reason.
I wish I'd glow green when I'm near a secret.
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Granted. Unfortunatley, the green glow is caused by secret detecting Uranium, and you die from radiation poisoning,
I wish my class was higher than unmotivated secratary.
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Granted. You go up one rank, but then the system changes and you end up lower than you started.
I wish my internet was fast again
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Granted, it's so fast that each time you try to post in a topic there's that annoying new post warning message. All the time. And a side effect of this wish is that you never stop trying to post your message. Also, you can't die so don't think of commiting suicide, and now... PREPARE FOR ULTIMATE ANNOYEDNESS!!!
I wish the custom theme i made out of the Saira's Radio custom theme (which can be found in the 'About Nifflas' website and forum' board) looked better than this:
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Granted, the new version of the theme takes CSS to its limits and is full of dynamic, translucent floating layers. Also, the pages are now covered with animated, state-of-the-art, obscenely high resolution backgrounds. It even uses custom JavaScript code so the user can move blocks freely and customize the layout, among a ton of other extra functions. It looks so beautiful it makes you wanna cry tears of joy. Unfortunately, this magnificent graphical display slows even the most powerful PC to a crawl and makes browsing the forum a painful and unbearable experience... and the code is now so incredibly complex you don't even know how to tone it down. When you submit the theme to the admins for approval, LPChip bans you for trying to sabotage the forums.
I wish broccoli didn't taste so bad.
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Granted. Broccoli is now the tastiest thing on Earth. However, the Intergalactic Marine Empire soon forbids the humans to eat broccoli, and takes all of it away into space. The fish, however, are allergic to broccoli and they all die.
***YOU HAVE ALREADY FAILED SO THERE'S NO NEED TO SAY IT AGAIN***
I wish _____ was ______.
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Granted, but _____ hates being _____ and _____ you in your _____ so you cant bear your _____ any _____er.
Edit: Whoops, forgot wish!
I wish i had one of these (http://www.oddee.com/item_96655.aspx).
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Granted, you get the USB keyboard bra. But then, when you try to convince a girl to wear it, she slaps you so hard your eyes fall out of their sockets.
I wish I could combine random items to make kick-ass equipment (e.g: dirty shoes + cheap pendants = magic helmet +10 resistant to fire!)
Here's the answer I was going to post for Yukabacera's wish, just for kicks:
I wish _____ was ______.
Granted, 5 becomes equal to 6, as evidenced by the following mathematical proof:
a + b = c (a,b,c € R)
(6a - 5a) + (6b - 5b) = (6c - 5c)
6a + 6b - 5a - 5b = 6c - 5c
6a + 6b - 6c = 5a + 5b - 5c
6
(a + b - c) = 5
(a + b - c)6 = 5Then the universe explodes due to a paradox.
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Granted, but they can only lower your stats, and you don't know that so you keep doing it. And in the end, you wear all of them. +10 Pwnyness.
I wish i knew what life in the USA is like.
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Granted. You teleport to the states, but accidentally you also travel back in time. Now you'll find out what life in the USA is like...during the Great Depression. Whoa Nelly!
I wish TVtropes didn't ruin my life.
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Granted, it instead ruins the lives of everyone around you.
I wish that YouTube extended it's 11-minute time limit.
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Granted, now you can upload videos up to 9001 minutes. but you have to pay 25 dollars for every minute you upload.
I wish i were not so adicted to Audiosurf.
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Granted, but now you're surfing on some rather bogus audio!
I wish I could make some wickedly good progress on a fancomic!
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Granted, but everyone despises the comic.
I wish people liked NESgamer's fancomic.
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Granted. NESgamer discards his original idea and decides to make fun of you in every strip. Everyone loves the comic now. Also, your popularity with the ladies hits rock bottom.
I wish Spain would lose all their matches in the South Africa Fifa World Cup. I'm sick of hearing about soccer all the time.
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Granted, but everybody hates you for wishing this, and they decide to EXPLOADZORZ!!! you.
I wish Admiral Island (http://yppedia.puzzlepirates.com/Admiral_island) wasn't ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!1!1!!ONE!! (http://yppedia.puzzlepirates.com/Zombies)'d all the time. Once in awhile is fun, but...
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Granted, now it is only like that 99.99% of the time.
I wish for an idea of something to wish for.
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Granted; you just used it in your previous post.
I wish my glasses didn't have scratches all over the lenses.
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Granted; you just used it in your previous post.
I wish my glasses didn't have scratches all over the lenses.
Granted, but now your eyes need a new set of glasses.
I wish I could learn to draw better! (I'm reduced to simple pixel art for my drawing really, and I'm having some tough times in my personal projects, but I digress... that'd be going off topic)
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Granted, you have amazing drawing skills, but are now paralyzed from your wrists to your fingertips.
I wish my grape soda was downstairs instead of upstairs right now.
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Granted. Your soda falls down the stairs.
I wish that Raocow's cat didn't die today. ;_;
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Granted, he died yesterday.
I wish that this post was teal.
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Granted, but you are now partially colorblind and the post may appear grayish now.
I wish the lampshade on the lamp next to me wasn't so lopsided.
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Granted, now there is no lampshade and your parent/guardian thinks you ate it and kills you.
I wish for everything to be backwards.
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Granted, but the wish went backwards too, and as a result, everything's still forward.
I wish that I can somehow post a fanfic or two on the nifflas support forum with impunity!
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Granted, but then everyone thinks they suck and makes fun of you to no end.
I wish I could find Waldo.
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Granted, but now you can't find anyone else.
I wish I had a dishwasher.
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I wish for everything to be backwards.
Granted, but the wish went backwards too, and as a result, everything's still forward.
And to think i was kinda expecting this (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/540528).
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Granted, but now you can't find anyone else.
I wish I had a dishwasher.
Granted, but he quits in a couple days, so you have to find somebody else with a dish-washing job.
I wish seafood weren't flavored in such a way that I gag if I try to eat it.
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Granted, now its flavored in such a way that you explode when you eat it (wut?).
I wish that YouTube's video limit was up to 30 minutes instead of 11.
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Granted, but now every video on YouTube is 30 minutes of Twilight.
I wish I had the latest NVIDIA graphics card.
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Granted, but its flavoured in such a way that it explodes when you run it (Double wut?)
I wish i can run Sims 3:World Adventures.
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Granted, but its flavored in such a way that it explodes when you install it.
Granted, you run the "Sims 3: World Adventures" promotional marathon.
I wish summer vacation was longer.
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The wish for longer summer has been granted, but alas, not only are you without any holiday breaks, but you also got summer school slapped on top of that to make 24/7/365 school. Super ouch for the one who hates school, but ultra paradise for the scholar!
I wish for some sort of cure to mapper's block!
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Granted, your brain is now overflowing with terrible platform ideas.
I wish that air freshener didn't make my nose feel all tingly and itchy.
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Granted, now your body feels all tingly and itchy.
I wish for a wish! :^^:
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Granted, but the corruption its corrupted (triple wut?)
I wish i had Half Life 2 for XBOX 360.
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Granted, but it's not as good as the PC version so you don't get the full experience.
I wish I could attack demons posing as gods without the townspeople mobbing me and slowly killing me.
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Granted, but the townspeople slowly kill you without mobbing. Always remember i'm clever.
I wish i knew why i keep forgetting to capitalize the noun 'i', and why Firecat misspells the word 'is' (he puts a T between I and S) some/most/all the time.
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and why Firecat misspells the word 'is' (he puts a T between I and S) some/most/all the time.
(Fun fact: My brother always says that, it seems to be a grammar error i cant fix.)
Granted, its because "i" wants to be [i] and [i] itsn't capitalized. So doesn't want to be capitalized and asks to "Its" help.
I wish that itstory actually did made sense.
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It's just a wish. You don't need to overreact and place a t between every 'is' you type in your response and your wish. Also, what's the corruption?
Edit: Oh. Wait. I got it. The corruption is that you overreact, you yell all that stuff to me, and then brutally rip off my skin and pour lemon juice and salt on me.
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Granted, its...
Forgot the apostrophe. :P
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Forgot it on purpose. :P
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Granted, but... wait. Wait, no.
I wish my nose wasn't so stuffy.
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Granted. We trade noses. Y'see, before our trade, i have an even stuffier nose. So stuffy i couldn't breathe. On top of that, i had hay fever.
I wishouidfnhgiojsdnhjesdkojnhdpsnjs
pdnpfosnmthjionmhopdistnhiopndhiopfnmaopdihnmo
pdfznhpodnhfindifunhidsdfosnudfuio
nundhsuioh
blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Granted, but a murderer is sent back in time to when you typed your wish, and s/he kills you before you can finish typinng your sentence. Now nobody will ever know what your wish was, are you happy now? >(
I wish I could breathe underwater. That's be pretty neat...
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Granted, but your new nose stays as stuffed as it is now.
I wish my Objection! forum game was awesome.
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Granted, but nobody visits it, making substantially less awesome.
I wish I could get tired when it's nearly time for me to go to bed (so I don't end up awake 'till four in the morning :sigh:).
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Sure. You start falling asleep erlier and don't notice the murderer coming in your window that kill you.
I wish I could fly :D
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Granted, but you forgot to read ''Know Your Wings''. You try to fly, and then it's all painful scenes until you die because there is no oxygen on planet Emosewasiemalfthgiarts.
I wish i lived on planet Ssaskcikarecabakuy.
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Granted, but since nobody else has any knowledge of the planet's existence, you live a lonely life until dying a (possibly) long and painful death from starvation/the harsh environment/being eaten alive/etc.
I wish I had some delicious cotton candy.
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Granted, but then you see said planets' names contain a subliminal message, and you decide to poison your cotton candy after you know what the subliminal messages are.
I wish there was a planet named Sllabruasonidgibskcusregrusgnignis.
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Granted, it's located about 2 feet away from a gargantuan black hole... wait... well, it's not exactly away from it anymore...
I wish that :gtf: would stop bothering me.
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Granted, now an :hedgehog: keeps bothering you.
I wish SingingSurger knew his IQ was negative.
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Granted, but to give him that ability, it was required that his IQ be brought to at least 5, making his IQ non-negative and making his smarter than before.
I wish I had socks on.
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Granted, you now have ONLY socks on. and you don't have any more clothes.
i wish for infinite :hiddenstar:.
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Granted, but there are so many that your entire screen turns yellow so you can't see anything.
I wish for a better wish.
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Granted, but SingingSurger's IQ is negative now.
I wish my MK Wii/SSB Brawl lisences no am ka-splode.
Edit: Oh, so the abbr tag is so when you hover over it, the pronuncation (or however it's spelled) pops up.
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Granted, your MK Wii/SSB Brawl lisences implode.
I wish I had more pants.
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Granted, but they fill up your house.
I wish my IQ was higher.
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Granted, but your computer still has a PEBKAC error.
I wish for a(?) Cthulhu.
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Granted, and it's even already stuffed for you!
I wish I could remember the name of a specific product I saw on TV. It was really stupid, and I want to watch it again.
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Granted. HEAD-ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!3
I wish the universe didn't exist and that we were all incorporeal entities instead.
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Granted, but it was done by dividing by zero.
I wish I could beat #MAS2
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Granted, a glitch in the game makes it so that you start out with all items/achievements/etc. which leaves you with absolutely no gameplay whatsoever.
I wish the next reply would be #793.
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Wish granted, but I'm not named "#793". (I dunno)
I wish that blue looked better on the WADF theme.
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Granted. LPChip saves the day. (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2357.msg26386#msg26386) But you realize that the wish is invalid because it's already granted, and your head goes 'Wa D' F-- (BOOM!)' (get it?)
I wish that there was more puns like 'Wa D' F-- (BOOM!)' in this forumgame.
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Granted, but your punished for that wish.
I wish for no wish.
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Granted, but that IS a wish.
I wish for a atomic bar that turns me into a mutant.
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Granted. You eat it, turn mutand, and realize it was a gold bar worth millions of storerooms of €500 bills.
I wish i had a better computer than this everything-downgraded-to-nothing piece of cr-- uh, i mean scrap!
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Granted, but the computer has a virus that destroys your WINDOWS folder every single time you make a folder like that.
I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted.
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Granted, but the uncorruptable wish can only be granted on planet Emosewasiemalfthgiarts, and the atmosphere on that planet is so... not-atmosph... Your head'll explode on that planet. That's all you need to know.
(Fun fact: Try reading the planet's name backwards and you'll get another piece of wisdom from Belgium)
I wish i had a jksernhaethklnjeatklhnskldtjnhklsernhkjnstrkjnhk.
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Granted, but it turns into an alien and attacks you.
I wish I could be the Orb from Capture the Orb.
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Granted, but i liked being the orb. So i use my SingingSurgeric magical powers to undo the wish.
Edit by the straight flame who forgot to wish: I wish i had an all-sorts-of-random-stuff-in-1 futuristic wristwatch
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Granted. However, it's locked and you don't know the password.
I wish Valve would announce a Left 4 Dead 3.
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Granted. Valve says the name of said game. Not that the game exists or will exist soon.
I wish i was rich.
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Granted. You are now rich-in-protein cereal.
I wish for a computer.
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Granted, you now have an outdated computer with broken outlets so you can't plug in things like a mouse or keyboard or internet.
I wish for some Ritz.
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Granted. You get giant crackers in a mile-wide box.
I wish for pizza.
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Granted, you are now holding a freshly scorched pizza,
cooked baked at a warm 1,000°.
I wish for some new shoes.
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Granted. They stomp on you :)
I wish for an internet. I
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<a href='http://internetometer.com/give/14080'><img src='http://internetometer.com/image/14080.png'/></a>
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Granted, you have two internets, but because is not possible two be two internets in the same univerese the universe collapses.
(And you fail at forum tags forever)
I wish that i had a Nintendo DS
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Granted, you get a Nintendo Dog Sh--.
...:P2
I wish I had the time to finally get to playing the SMG2 I got last week.
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Granted, you gain around 20 hours of free time, in exchange for your SMG2 game.
I wish for a pet rock.
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Granted. It is a boulder.
I wish for a iPod.
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Granted, but it only haves the song 'Never gonna give you up' of Rick Astley and you can't put new things by any means.
(Also its pirated)
I wish for a rock pet.
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Granted. You have a pet gerbil made of rock. It runs underneath your foot... well, now you have pet rubble. Enjoy!
I wish for a chili pepper.
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Granted, but it's in a small room with pointy stuff all over the walls. You get to it without touching any of them, eat it, and then you realize it was a Dash Pepper (http://www.mariowiki.com/Dash_Pepper). Ouch!
I wish i knew why my brother likes being (and roleplaying as) Co-Star Luma (http://www.mariowiki.com/Co-Star_Luma) more than being Mario when we're playing SMG2 together. (...and why i beat said Mario game in less than a week.)
Edit: It's because he likes bringing coins to Mario. Thanks for corrupting anyways.
Edit: Fixed link to Mariowiki's Dash Pepper article.
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Granted, but his reason makes so much sense, that you don't like any of the other characters anymore. In fact, you downright hate anyone/anything that isn't Co-Star Luma so much that if anybody so much as even mentions something that isn't Co-Star Luma, you go on a massive ragefest. You are then diagnosed with [disease that has to do with uncontrollable anger].
I wish for a pair of slippers.
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Granted. You slip.
I wish for CHOCOLATE!
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Granted, could we interest you in some chocolate?
With or without nuts, with or without nuts. Without nuts.
Could we interest you in some chocolate?
With or without nuts, with or without nuts. Without nuts.
Etc. etc. etc. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIAWc7rxx6Q), The annoyance kills you.
I wish the BP oil spill never happened.
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Sorry guys i am let you finish your Corrupt-a-wish forumgame but first...
Granted, could we interest you in some chocolate?
With or without nuts, with or without nuts. Without nuts.
Could we interest you in some chocolate?
With or without nuts, with or without nuts. Without nuts.
Etc. etc. etc. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIAWc7rxx6Q)
Its the best song of ALL TIME!
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I wish the BP oil spill never happened.
Granted, the oil spill, along with its unfortunate consequences, have been undone (in a parallel universe).
I wish my foot didn't itch.
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Granted, but now your... Actually, it'd be better if you figured out the corruption by yourself.
I wish my bro would let ME be the Co-Star Luma (http://www.mariowiki.com/Co-Star_Luma) once.
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Granted, but you are too bad at it that he refuses to play Mario with you anymore.
I wish Fallout : New Vegas were in the market already, fully developed, and at the same price of a normal game.
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Granted, but you have to pay in euros (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euro). And, of course, there are no euros in South America.
I wish i could spill water on that computer in that restaurant a couple of streets further, then hammer it, sh*t on it, burn it, hammer the ashes, sh*t on the ashes, eat the ashes, go to the bathroom, hammer the sh*t, then burn the sh*t.
Also, i wish for a time machine so i can repeat the above over and over...
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granted, but you're stuck in an infinite loop. to bad you don't remember the last time.
I wish pokémon wasn't so complicated
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Granted, now the entire game is one big Safari Zone (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Safari_zone) with a Pokeathlon (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Pok%C3%A9athlon) dome. Also everybody hates you for that.
I wish i could fly.
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Granted. enjoy your days as a fly.
I wish this game wasn't so popular.
-
Granted. MSPaintAdventures isn't popular anymore.
I wish i could understand what the trolls (aliens) say on MSPaintAdventures.
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Granted. They notice and stomp on you.
I wish my sig would work.
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Granted, but your egg loses one level for every level it gains.
I wish I could pause/play time whenever I wanted, and that pausing it affects everyone/everything but me.
-
Granted, but the thing you use for that fell into a bottomless pit.0
I wish i could get a Furdragon (http://dragonadopters.com/about_2) immeidately (without having to be Lv. 30 with my current dragon).
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Granted, but the Dragonadopters staff notices you hacked to get it and trow a computer at you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0OZXnkfJB0).
I wish my house wasn't painted in odd colors.
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Granted, but the Dragonadopters staff notices you hacked to get it and trow a computer at you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0OZXnkfJB0).
I wish my house wasn't painted in odd colors.
Granted. Your house now doesn't have walls for there to be paint on.
I wish my dog wasn't so wimpy. (Srsly, she's afraid of a squeaky toy!)
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Granted. The dog gets so hard-core that she beats you up.
I wish for Civilization and SimCity 10 for my birthday.
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Granted, they're used, and have been hacked so much that it screwed with the coding and you can't save.
I wish I didn't have leg hair, or at least not as much.
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Granted, now you have legged hair. You are fated to walk downside-heads forevah!
I wish i came up with a good reason not to report the following post:
I put I a virus in the computer for everyone.
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Granted, the reason is because you go insane.
I wish for SF to get off my case.
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Uh... would you please tell me what this 'case' is?
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About the Game of Destruction. I deleted the post anyway.
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Granted, but now i won't stop using the /me command thingy in #NiffChat. bumperpower64 gets annoyed.
I wish bumperpower64 wouldn't mind that i keep using the /me command thingy.
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granted, but I'm not the only one who find it annoying.
I wish someone else makes this wish too.
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Granted. 'This wish' means 'I wish to fall of a cliff'.
I wish for candy and chocolate.
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Granted, you get two tigers with those names. And they ate you.
I wish TheDarkOne and Firecat would accept the friend requests i sent to their dragons.
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Granted but the Dragon Trio gets out of the computer to the real world and eat you.
I wish for something that wont eat me like the last two corruptions.
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Granted: You eat your wish, inverting it, so it eats you.
I wish i knew why Firecat's dragon's name is Ormrkim or something of the sort.
Edit: Added wish.
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Granted, but the name is so lame you forget.
I wish for PIE.
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Granted, on the counter of your kitchen, there's a single half-cherry/half-apple cinnamon pie--laced with botulism.
I wish for $20.
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Granted, your money turns into 20 Monopoly dollars.
I wish for my birthday to be tomorrow.
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Granted, but nobody cares because they figured they've celebrated your birth enough for one year. Your life is now cut back by about 11 months.
I wish for some fresh nachos.
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Granted, but you don't want to know why the cheese is brown.
I wish nobody hated the fact that i sometimes to frequently use the /me command in #niffchat.
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Granted, but then the /me command hates it. :crazy:
I wish for a second head.
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Granted, but the other head disagrees with everything you do.
I wish TDO's other head would agree with at least one thing.
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Granted, the head agrees that it is able to disagree a lot.
I wish I knew what it is that I'm allergic to (I really don't know what it is :sigh:).
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Granted, you're allergic to Sasha Mi and Squibbles.
I wish my brother's dragon would instantly reach Lv. 5
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Granted. the dragon reaches the 5-foot level of the community pool.
I wish the 22nd Redwall book would come out sooner. (http://redwall.wikia.com/wiki/The_Rogue_Crew (http://redwall.wikia.com/wiki/The_Rogue_Crew))
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Granted, it's available in every language you can imagine, except for English (and any other language you know).
I wish for more sparkling apple cider.
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Granted, but i fed it to my dragon, and gave all apple cider you currently have to my brother's dragon.
I wish that each of the following Dragonadopters users has an infinite amount of all resources (including Dragon Coins):
StraightFlame
CaptainCody5039
FirecatFG
TheDarkOne
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Granted, but the website's admins notice that you all gained infinite resources pretty much overnight, and ban all of your accounts. CC, Firecat, and TDO subsequently get extremely mad at you and engage in plotting some sort of cruel unusual punishment for you.
I wish sandals weren't so painful to wear, what with the strap digging in between my toes and all.
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Granted, the straps now dig into your head.
I wish for 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000$.
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Granted, it falls over you, rendering you to a bloody mess.
I wish SF stopped making dragon-related wishes.
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Granted, now he starts making serpent-related wishes.
I wish that this site had more themes (not custom themes, 'cause I can't use those).
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Granted, there is a wide array of awesome-looking experimental themes, but their coding is all screwy and they are immediately removed from the site. The original creator(s) of the themes also decide that they're never working on them ever again, and that they deleted the original coding so that nobody else can try to fix them either.
I wish for normal, average weather in the winter rather than rain.
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Granted, all the kids are sad and blame you because they can't start a snowball fight.
I wish for a sandvich.
edit: atleast its not mouldy :V
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Granted, here (http://localism.com/image_store/uploads/1/2/6/2/2/ar122333374822621.jpg) you go.
I wish one of the forums I go to didn't just get hacked.
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Granted. It was deleted instead.
I wish my STUPID headache would go away.
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Granted. It becomes an Agonizingly Painful Headache Lv.6.
I wish Oil and Water could just get along.
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Granted, but there's oil in all water you drink now.
I wish for a copy of that Pokepark Wii game.
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Granted, but is not about a park of Pokemons, is about poking a national park with the wii mote.
I wish for ▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓ ▓ ▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓ ▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓
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Granted, you get [censored] secret info[/censored] that makes people arrest you.
I wish for XXX X XXXXXX XXX XXX XXXX XXX.
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Granted, you get kissed 23 times by a member of the same sex.
I wish my internet could load knyttlevels.
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Granted. There is a chocolate named knyttlevels that pops up.
I wish for 100000000IQ.
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Granted, but since human brains aren't designed/didn't evolve to be able to hold this much knowledge, it short-circuits and you die.
Knowledge is power! Not in this case, it isn't. :P2
I wish for several packs of Hellacious Blue Phlegm Aneurysm Gushers (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002958).
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Granted, but they taste like ectoplasm.
I wish i knew why my serpent-like creature produces purple fur while it's green.
(one wish-corruption resulted into the use of the word 'Serpent-like creature' in all of my posts, so i has to make corruption come true.)
Edit: Forgot to place the words 'come true' in here. Added the words 'come true'.
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Granted. Enjoy knowing the one fact that will make you lose your appetite. :shocked:
I wish for my topics not to get locked.
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Granted, but spurred on by knowing that your topic will never be locked, you create more topics, of greatly inferior quality. The mods may have decided to never lock your topics, but they're still enforcing the 'treat everybody equally' rule, so everybody else does the same. Eventually, the forums collapse into a steaming heap of spam, porn, and drivel. YOU JUST RUINED THE NIFFORUM, ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
I wish I had an infinitely powerful computer.
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Granted, but this (http://www.lach.nu/cgi/fetch.php?id=19&zip=Y&category=screenstuff&code=1280430039) (it's a .zip file) happens. The guy with the blue shirt and the silly green tie with the yellow polka-dots is you.
I wish for a bottomless bag of French fries. Preferrably one of those white, pointy bags as you usually see in Belgium. Ya know, one of these (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_12CquffYc0I/SA5aHDl4dTI/AAAAAAAAAPw/Ry4JbNd3_VU/s200/friet.jpg)?
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Granted, but since it's a point, the fries get stuck.
I wish for Sid Meier's Civilization V.
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Granted, but you get a blue screen.
I wish nifflas would cradle me to sleep
I wish I had more toast
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Granted, i eat toast and you get to eat the crumbs that fell off. At least you have more toast.
I wish my petition (http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/kspr0n) immeidately reached 100 sigs.
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Wait, Rule 34 doesn't apply to Knytt Stories? :S
Granted, but Nifflas gets annoyed at you for making said petition and bans you.
I wish YouTube got rid of the stupid "Leanback" bar.
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Wait, Rule 34 doesn't apply to Knytt Stories? :S
Erm... what was rule 34 again?
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Erm... what was rule 34 again?
If it exists, there is porn of it.
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Erm... what was rule 34 again?
If it exists, there is porn of it.
There's an example of 'bad' off topic :D
I wish YouTube got rid of the stupid "Leanback" bar.
Granted but you have been permanently ip banned.
I wish I had another wish
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Wait, ''If it exists there's porn of it'' doesn't apply to Knytt Stories? :S
Well, there IS porn of it. The problem is, there's only 2 pics that both feature Juni wearing thransparent clothes, covered in some liquid. And you don't even see the front. I mean, this is all JUNIPR0N in existence:(http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/8339/scene1l.png)(http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/9939/scene1.png)
Granted, but it's a wish to be eaten by a grue.
I wish i was awesome.
-
Granted, but you are eaten by an awesomer troll.
I wish I lived on pandora
-
Granted, but pandora is a doomed planet.
I wish people would stop this thing with KSP.
-
granted. but now people have started up with the KPP and its become 10x more annoying.
i wish all the shoes in the world were free.
-
Granted, but all the freedom the shoes have will include the right to refuse humans trying to put their feet in them.
I wish for everything that has been wished, ever.
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Granted, you get every wish in a random order. You get invisible ice cream. There's gum on the roof of your house. The last wish granted is that "all wishes before this one made by me would have never happened".
I wish I could go to sleep.
-
Granted, but you have to sleep on a puddle of lava.
I wish i never found out that Firecat's real name is Francisco Gabriel.
-
Granted. Enjoy being the subject of all the jokes on the Internet because your so famous.
I wish to live in the town Nifflas lives in.
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Granted, but that town got raided by Nazi-zombies, killing all of it's inhabitants.
I wish a leader of a terrorist front was replaced with dr. cliche.
-
Granted, but that town got raided by Nazi-zombies, killing all of it's inhabitants.
Godwin's law. :P2
Granted, but then they freeze the world.
And they popped the blue ball!
I wish I had more time to do stuff.
-
Granted, you are abducted by a child molester, now you have all the time in the world to please him sexually.
(I went there.) :D
I wish I could jump really high.
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Granted, but you hit a blimp that has spikes all over it with your head.
I wish i never saw this article (http://nl.babelfish.yahoo.com/translate_url?doit=done&tt=url&intl=1&fr=bf-home&trurl=https://donaties.wspa.nl/02g-koreahonden/02g-koreahonden_help-de-honden-in-zuid-korea%3Fgclid%3DCPeQ-_nps6MCFYN_3godRUBE3w&lp=nl_en&btnTrUrl=Vertalen) about South-Korean dogs. It's so sad that i decided to translate it in the worstest way i could, just so you can sleep at night 'n' stuff without thinking about those poor dogs...
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Granted. Enjoy having to be blind and having a house stuffed with those dogs. :shocked:
I wish for aliens to abduct me. (really, I do!)
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Granted. Only they're the human experimentation dissecting kind of aliens.
I wish this wish would never come true.
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Granted.
...I'll leave you to destroy your mind think over that.
I wish the NICE kind of alien abducted me.
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Granted, but exactly 5 seconds after leaving the earth the spaceship were the nice aliens were got destroyed by the spaceship destroyer kind of alien.
I wish for 30 bottles of Nuka-Cola Quantum.
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You am ka-sploded stomach.
I can haz a c@?
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Granted. You get a c@.
I wish for ╣▄╞ó'.
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'Granted, you get a c@'? Is that it? Where am corruption?
-
You LITERALLY get a c@. Like just the symbols.
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I wish i had enough skill to make-ify a youtube video that's... Firecat Caramelldansen!
And StraightFlame Caramelldansen and TheDarkOne Caramelldansen and Purple Pineapple Caramelldansen and any other NSF member that's dancing that silly way.
Granted, you now have the skills to create the video, but not enough to draw it well. People make fun of your horrible art, and you are shunned for the rest of your lif.
I wish I had something to do right now.
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In reply to now deleted post(s):
Granted. that thing is dying.
I wish my left foot would stop bickering.
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Granted, but now your right foot won't stop bickering.
I wish i had awesmoe drawing skills.
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Granted. You become the most famous person in the world for your drawings and are then assassinated by a squad of ninjas.
I wish I had a squad of ninjas that were only loyal to me.
-
Granted. You accidentally give them the order of kill you.
I wish there were moderately more people in the Nifflas YWoT that wont troll or spam.
-
Granted but more trolls and spammers come since they target sites that have more people.
I wish there were less stereotypical people.
-
Granted, now everyone knows for a FACT that PeppyHare4000 picks his nose. :shocked:
I wish for a pot.
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Granted, but it tips over, spilling it's contents. (whatever they are)
I wish I could choose between Oblivion and a disc of Broken Steel and Point Lookout.
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Granted, but at the time you finally decide someone has taken the last of both in the whole universe.
I wish I had a disc of Broken Steel and Point Lookout.
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Granted but it was the last copy and you find out that the disc is defected.
I wish global warming was canceled out.
-
Granted, the sun disappears.
I wish my brother didn't name his dragon after his dog.
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Granted, his dragon is now named "DISREGARD THAT STRAIGHTFLAME IS STUPID"
I wish that I had a private laboratory on some small island in the south pacific replete with lots of high-end tech.
-
Granted, but it fizzy-explodes in yo face.
I wish all the homeless people in the whole world lived in one enormous mansion.
-
Granted but the mansion was struck by lighting and everything but the homeless was desecrated!
I wish party balls from super smash bros went all over the world and ended world hunger.
[mod]removed offtopic stuff[/mod]
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Granted, but they're all bob-omb containing party balls, so... Yeah.
I wish people wouldn't use the word "that" unnecessarily, such as in the phrase "I wish that...".
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Granted but now people will have a very hard time explaining certain sentences.
I wish my worst enemy was humiliated in a horrid way
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Granted, now he's even MORE angry at you.
I wish for a certain guy named from a certain falling sand game forum to update a certain game.
... *Deep breath*
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Granted, tehchees from the worst game evah forum updates the crappiest game in existence so it would take 25 years to beat it. and you have to play it and beat it and you are not allowed to cheat or else you need to start over.
I wish a certain person whose username rhymes with Falmonyus gets banned.
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One thing.
This is a SAND game I'm talking about. No cheats unless you count modding (adding new stuff and whatnot).
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Granted but you get banned once LPChip finds out about the wish (I know who you are talking about).
I wish you could divide by zero without a black hole appearing
-
Granted, Chuck Norris appears, and promptly removes your face with his foot.
I wish stealing in Oblivion was less easy.
-
Granted, but a guard appears at your house saying that you must pay the court a fine or serve your sentence.
I wish my internet don't fell down every minute.
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Granted, now it falls down every 59.999999999999999999999999999999999 and so on and so forth seconds.
I wish that picture that guy took of me just after i EPICFAIL!'d will be put on FAIL Blog (http://failblog.org/).
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granted but the combination of your username and wish doesn't make your identity secret anymore.
I wish school didn't exist and we learned all the stuff we need by doing nothing.
-
Granted, but now there is a school of doing nothing, and you are free to do nothing, and nothing else.
I wish I had a lead pipe.
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Granted. Enjoy the pipe in your stomach. (P.S.: lead is poisonous.)
I wish for the full version of Mount&Blade Warband.
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Granted but an error occured and you spent the money for nothing.
I wish my dragon would be at level 30 already...
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Granted, but now you no longer can:
- Buy/upload backgrounds
- Make/buy items
- Get another dragon.
For some reason, i wish every Dragonadopters user on the NSF has backgrounds for their dragons.
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NOOOOOO!!! Thats why i wanted to be Level 30 in the first place :sad:
Granted but they don't have enough resources for good backgrounds.
I wish life was a video game.
-
Granted but it's a really stupid video game called What I did to write on paper.
I wish for purple.
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Granted. There is so much purple it burns your eyes from their sockets. But it is fabulous.
I wish I had something better to drink than water.
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Granted, you drink a potion of Skooma (http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Skooma) and now you are adicted to it.
I wish SF and TDO stoped with the mudkips already.
-
Granted, now its Pikachuz.
I wish for all Dragonadopters dragons to be Level 110.
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granted but since aura stops growing at level 100, your aura production does not improve.
I wish i didn't have so much homework
-
Granted. Now you have to spend every day in a torture chamber filled with PINK AND PURPLE NAKED BARBIES AND BARBIE MOVIES! NOOOOOOOOO! :shocked:
I wouldn't wish that level of torture on my worst enemy.
I wish for lolcats!
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Granted. Now you have to spend every day in a torture chamber filled with PINK AND PURPLE NAKED BARBIES AND BARBIE MOVIES! NOOOOOOOOO! :shocked:
I wouldn't wish that level of torture on my worst enemy.
I wish for lolcats!
Well, as long as i have my laptop. If i didn't, *shivers*
Granted but they act like normal cats around you.
I wish for cream :P
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Granted, but you receive a different type of cream than intended.
I wish for the ban hammer to smash upon me. ;D
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Granted. Enjoy a crushed skull!
I wish I had the premium version of Minecraft.
-
Granted, but you cant use internet anymore, so the server cant acknowledge that.
I wish Tinypic didn't ban Argentina for viewing it it.
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Granted. They ban Sweden instead. Nifflas is so ticked off that he sends Juni to destroy your house.
I wish for a (completely harmless) Juni plushie.
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Granted but since it is the very first plushie and no other ones are made yet, it is stolen
I wish this forum was more active
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Granted, but it becomes so active that the server crashes. Meanwhile, people cannot remember any other sites (because they are always on this forum) so the internet becomes a forgotten wasteland.
I wish money grew on trees.
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Granted, but now the universal currency its fruits. and those things no longer grow in trees.
I wish i had the full Minecraft.
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Granted. People realize it's pirated, and they take away your account. (Oh and you have a crappy skin)
I wish for purple pumpkins.
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granted but they taste terrible :S
I wish a certain someone would not pick on me each time i release a KS Level.
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Granted, but now people don't pick on you, dogs and cats do.
I wish for WORLD PEACE!!! (It doesn't get cheesier that this!)
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Granted, but domestic crime skyrockets and your kidneys are harvested by chinese diplomats.
I wish I wish i hadn't killed that fish
-
Granted, you killed your friends and family. Every single person who fits that description. That's not all, you also killed your pets and your computer. Also, you can't commit suicide because you accidentally turned on the Infinite HP cheat and don't know how to turn it off.
I wish i can haz cheezburger.
-
Granted, a cat on an invisible bicycle lands on your face. Long story short, your passport photo needs updating.
I wish I had a footlong sub with olives, ham, lettuce, cheese, some sort of ranch dressing, onions, tomato, and wholemeal bread. Oh and hold the poison.
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Granted, you recieve a footlong submarine, taken from America and shrunk just for you. It is covered in all of the requested toppings/condiments, but is also filled with the shrunken soldiers inside. You are now being convicted for first degree murder of 45 American soldiers, you horrible cannibal.
I wish I could focus on and finish the level I am working on... Attention span plz.
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Granted but you lose focus on everything else and your in trouble.
I wish i had enough aura to buy an Obsidian.
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Granted, but it's Dragonadopters currency, not the thing you wanted it to be.
I wish the character limit for sigs was at least 20 chars more than it is right now.
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Granted, but instead of being able to use those 20 characters, they are used for imposing lolcat pics into your sig.
I wish I wasn't so lazy.
-
Granted, but you're still lazy.
I wish for school not being so boring.
-
Granted, but it's still boring.
I wish people wouldn't give answers to my wishes that aren't funny and/or have no imagination in them.
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Granted, but when it is, the topic dies.
I wish for being more creative.
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Granted, but you're so creative that no one understands your works.
I wish I could tug on a bug in a rug with a hug from a mug.
-
Granted, but the universe implodes.
I wish for Minecraft Indev.
-
Granted, but you get stabbed with a giant spork which then explodes. In your face.
I wish the corruptions here were more random.
-
Granted, but swibbling gontrolbandies fall from the sky and trufwobblop all over your knarfaglapper.
I wish bibliographies weren't so horrible.
-
Granted, but everything else in the universe becomes horrible.
I wish girls could understand me. 8)
-
Granted, you are a girl now.
I wish i had something to do.
-
Granted, you are a girl now.
I wish all webcomics were updated twice a day
-
Granted, but the intenet gets so laggy that nobody uses it now. what have you done?!
I wish i had 2 GB RAM on my computer.
-
Granted, but your ram sticks burn out.
I wish for a new brother.
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Granted but you are a girl now and your bro is dissapointed that he has a sister instead of a brother.
I wish i would get that Obsidian in dragonadopters already... <_<
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Granted but it kills you.
I wish for DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGHNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTSSSSSSSSS!
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Granted, but because your post is too wide, LPChip kills you, then revives you, then Miss Paula does the same, then it's Firecat's turn, then SingingSurger, kaizoman666, etc. until everybody has killed you (with their bare hands). Oh, and StraightFlame, the very last person in line, doesn't revive you.
I wish nobody would make those incredibly wide posts that suck and are never useful. ''I wish for donuts'' is more than enough, TDO.
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Granted, now everyone makes extremely long posts.
I
wish
for
cows
on
the
moon
and
the
sun
. (It's a long post)
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Granted
But
The
Ones
In
The
Moon
Frozed
And
The
Ones
In
The
Sun
Melted
Down.
I wish we stoped making unnecessary tall posts.
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Granted
But
The
Ones
In
The
Moon
Frozed
And
The
Ones
In
The
Sun
Melted
Down.
I wish we stoped making unnecessary tall posts.
The point of it was to be tall. Back to the game!
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Granted but
------------------Now
-------------------Our
--------------------Posts
----------------------Are
-----------------------Diagional
------------------------Like
-------------------------This
I wish i could buy an amethyst on dragonadopters.
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Granted
But
It
Was
Pirated
I wish for PIE!
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Granted, but the E was corrupted and you got the entire list of digits of PI, and your brain overheats because it is too long.
I wish I had some cool shades. 8)
Also I didn't type diagonally. Meh, who cares.
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granted but can't see through your "cool shades"
I wish women liked me (Sigh...)
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Granted, but now they like you so much that they stalk you everywhere, take photos of you all day long, and ask for your autograph every time you leave your house.
I wish that this corrupted was not wish.
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granted but your uncorrupted wish is "I wish that this wish was not corrupted", which in turn leads to your original wish, to have your dangly bits (i dunno, if you don't have your own these will be provided) taped to a car battery while the car is being struck by lightning, wearing a suit full of radioactive killer bees while at the same time you are being dragged naked across a salt lake at the speed of sound and being forced to marry someone you do not like. (The priest and bride are also travelling at the same speed, but as you are all travelling in a circle their cycles overlap for one minute per hour which means the ceremony lasts several weeks, and the catering is terrible and involves pies being thrown at you). Also, in this universe, pinks are orange instead of pink and they are called "oranges". Meaning we now have "orange juice" for breakfast. WIERD! Also, everyone's memory of this change has just been erased. Also "bicarbonate of soda" and "baking soda" are now identical. Which means that baking is now theoretically impossible.
I wish my wish answers were slightly less convoluted
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Granted. but you feel bad.
I wish my wish answers were slightly more convoluted.
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Granted, but then you get so convoluted that your head blows up and a giant evil space eel heart turns you pink and purple and blue and makes you vomit. You shake him off with a yak but he runs you over in a car which you vomit on and then a dinosaur attacks you and everything goes crazy and then Purple Pineapple posts the lyrics of Prince of Bel Air for some reason so you go :nuts: and your nose becomes cheese and turns into a mouse who eats himself cuz he's cheese and drops a nuke on everyone and now ants go :nuts: and you get a :hiddenstar: because your answer is so long but then it's fake and I get a real one but then yours is real too so you get mad at me and blast me with a machine gun and TNT your guy in whatever PC MMO you play and you get mad again and then LPChip *snip*'s this so it wouldn't be so long.
You wanted convoluted, you get convoluted.
I wish for REALLY convoluted answers.
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Granted, this answer is going to be REALLY convoluted: in fact it's so co.....d t.... .. ....ch.. re.....ge.. and t.. ........al co......on, while thi.. ........ ......... ................ So now your b....... ........... and ........ .re ..... p... and ....le ... ..... and m...s you .....t. You .ha.. ... .ff with a ... ... .. ...... . ...... ... ........ and then a ..no....
Then ....vel...g in a .....e th.... ...le. ...... for ... ....te .... ....... ..ich .ea.. un..l the ........... is over.
(Hopefully the rats still didn't chew through the cable all the way, so the int..ne. doesn't d.sco.... while this message is being sent. )
I wish for the greatest .... of .... in the world, ever!!!!
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Granted, you get the THREE GIANT BLACK DOTS OF AWESMOE! But they don't do anything.
I wish that people wouldn't think the topic on Warzone 2100 was locked, because it isn't.
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Granted but it is so convoluted that nobody can read it without either getting confused or not pay attention to it so nobody can read answers anymore.
I wish my dragon was at level 40 :^^:
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Granted, but everyone else's dragons jump to level 999999999999999999999999999999
I wish that my SUPAH SUCKAH INANETZ YAH! would upgrade itself.
[mod]Don't break the layout on purpose.[/mod]
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Granted, but it upgrades itself to the point of taking over your machine.
I wish I was Cruiser Tetron! (Hero Core)
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Granted, but your ship blows up and people don't like you anymore.
Edit by EDIT BY TEH EDITORZ: I forgot the wish, sorry.
I wish for the five giant BLACK DOTS OF AWESMOE THAT ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING!
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Granted, you get FIVE GIANT BLACK DOTS OF AWESOME THAT ACTUALLY POISON YOU!
I wish the wishes posted here will no longer get corrupted.
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but then a virus kills your wish
i wish for a pound of dirt
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Granted but it pounds you
I wish that Edit by EDIT BY ME: MY INTERWEBZ
wouldn't be edited.
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Granted, but it gets deleted by a moderator's hand. (No offense to any moderators or administrators here. Just rolling with an uppercut.)
I wish the world was a cute monster girl world! (I do apologize for this outrageous wish...)
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granted but the dirt stains all your white shirts when you accidentally dropped it.
I wish for $1 000 000 000 000 000 000 without any consequences.
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Granted, but its just 1$ with a bunch of binary code.
I wish for everyone to go :nuts:
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Granted, but you go :crazy:.
I wish i knew why 1 TB is 1024 GB instead of 1000.
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Granted, but then you learn about yottabytes.
Seriously, though, its because 1024 is a power of 2, and all binary is based on powers of 2.
I wish for life to be easier.
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Granted but it's SO easy you become a ball of brains and tumors.
I wish that I didn't have to wait for Notch to fix SMP before playing it.
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Granted, you can now play SMP, but nobody else can because Notch broke it FOREVER.
I wish my Minecraft account were a completely valid paid account by a totally legal way and that nethier I, Notch, Minecraft or someone in this forum gets a drawback for the wish.
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Granted, but YOUR PARENTS GET KIDNAPPED MY ALIENZ
I wish for lololololoolololololololololollkololololololi9lolo;loloiol7l9kollolo9l,olillolololoil8,lo8llol'z.
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Granted, but seeing how you wished for something that doesn't exist, you created a paradox. Thanks.
I wish that paradoxes weren't so confusing!
Also, whoever replies to this post gets #1,000 reply! :D
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Granted, but they're so easy they FAIL.
I wish for CAKE!
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Granted. You get the cake from Portal: IT'S A LIE!
I wish that I had a Paypal account with no money on it.
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Granted, but it's the only thing that you can use to pay with now, and all other stuff VANISHES.
I wish for a :nuts: face, and a :crazy: face.
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Granted, but they keep telling knock-knock jokes when you're trying to sleep.
I wish i had the game Tetris Party Deluxe. For DS, preferrably.
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Granted, but the blocks fall with such velocity that the blocks they land on break.
I wish for Pi.
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Granted, here (http://3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592.com/) you go.
I wish for op block.
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Grantef. You get a block of ice that says "op" on it.
I wish for Cave Story 9001 to come out. (Fake Game)
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Grantef. You get a block of ice that says "op" on it.
I wish for Cave Story 9001 to come out. (Fake Game)
Granted. You play as Vegetable, and the only thing you do is press the spacebar to scream really loud. And to make it a "story" in a "cave", you're in a cave and you're trying to fend off baddies by screaming at them. Or something. Anyway, it turns out to be crap.
I wish I didn't get Jetio's "Over NINE THOUSAND!!" reference.
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Granted. You don't get anything at all.
I wish you a Merry Christmas! C)p
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Granted, but in return, everyone else replies "BAH HUMBUG!"
I wish the world was a big ol' RPG. (I'm so expecting a corruption that involves levels)
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Granted. Because it's an RPG, no one eats. Since no one eats, everyone dies off. (Hah! No Levels for you!!)
I wish for me not to lose a USB
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You are now being stalked by USB drivers that float behind you.
I wish for a completely-sanitized water bottle.
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Granted. The water bottle is not sane, and doesn't like being drank out of. What? You didn't mean saneatized? :P
I wish that saneatized was a word that meant "to make sane".
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Granted, but now you are a completely-sanitized water bottle. (not saneatized)
Edit: Can i stil change this corruption to ''Granted, but you are deadatized''? Edit: ''...in a slow, painful, horrible way.''?
I wish;rt ;jjiooooooooohfcvgtrhiknhjuybvgft
Sorry, fell asleep on my keyb/;.,mkn bghjyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Granted but you can never sleep again.
I wish magic tomes actually exist
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Granted. You are now buried in a magic tom
be. Alive. :D
I wish that people would stop wishing for fake things.
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granted but imagination has now been ruined for good <_<
i wish for a snow day tomorrow.
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Granted, but while at night it snows heavily, the next morning when you wake up, the weather has changed and is much warmer so the snow started to melt and becomes like grey/brown snow, which is not fun at all.
I wish for more activity on the forum.
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Granted. The activity is by trolls/spammers.
Edit: I wish for people answering this post.
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Granted, but you're fired.
I wish i'm always Janitor on Epicmafia.
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Granted. You are now always lynched/shot d1. Smooth.
I wish I was always either Granny, Interceptor, Cop, or Jailer in EM.
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Granted, but now nobody makes tables/setups with those roles anymore. And you can't make one either.
I wish i'm almost always Politician on EM.
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Granted, but now your Poli-popped 75% of the time: everyone self-votes and Gallis/Politician dies cause of double-vote/minority.
I wish more people on NSF played on EpicMafia.
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Granted, but they are all NOAVYWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
I wish i knew the answer to all guise tests ever made up, and ones that will be made up eventually.
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Granted, but you will never be disguiser.
I wish that people actually listened to me in EpicMafia.
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Granted. They listen to you so well that they do absolutely everything you say, including when you say "Oh, just kill me now" in exasperation.
I wish people would stop making wishes about this """EPICMAFIA""" thing.
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Granted, they're now just not wishing at all.
I wish that we would have no extra days to make up for snowdays!
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Granted, now you have to make up for days you did homework. :sick:
I wish for Portal cake in Minecraft! (*cough*this (http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewtopic.php?f=1021&t=135806&p=2054660&hilit=portal+cake#p2054660)*cough*)
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Granted. However, the cake is in a deep hole filled with lava. You also instantly lose all your inventory when you jump in.
I wish that all my homework for the rest of the school year. And that I'd get at least an 80 on them.
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Granted, but alas, you hadn't specified what the 80 meant, so it meant 80 WRONG.
I wish to make a texture pack for minecraft that wouldn't be horrendously bad.
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Granted; you made one that was so bad, people called it "beyond horrendously HORRIBLE".
I wish that school wasn't torture.
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Granted, now it's portal WHERE YOU DIE.
I wish that my texture packs wouldn't be outshone by AaGeOn. (BumpMaft and Agon's Xzen and all that)
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Granted. In order to be outshone, it has to be at least close to the same levels. Yours is that the bottom of a bottomless hole that is covered in darkness compared to AeGeOn's.
I wish I could go back in time without destroying the world.
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Granted, but you were never born, since you have destroyed the world anyway, which contrdicts your wish, which creates a paradox, which makes the world explode, so i have no other option but to exterminate you before you make the world explode. Now you're dead.
I wish this wish would be rejected in the most original way you can imagine.
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Granted.
I wish that I knew if "Nihao" in EpicMafia cheats. Sorry Gorf, I had to.
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Granted. I don't know what that means, so your head asplodes.
I wish that cake.
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Granted, cake kills you.
I wish that.
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Granted. You DID wish to die in the most horrible way ever made possible, right?
I wish i had epic sprite-making skills.
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Granted. Unfortunately you don't like to make sprites anymore because you're so good at it that it bores you. There's no more improving, no challenge, no nothing. Thus you go for something else instead.
I wish Nifflas completed 3 new games within the next month.
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Grnted, but they're too buggy to play.
I wish that you eat pie.
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Granted, thank you!!!!
I wish for a better genie.
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Granted, he grants 5 wishes now. But they're all still corrupted.
I wish that my internet would actually work for once.
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Granted, your internet now works. But it wasn't working due to all the spyware. Now it shows you porn to whichever website you go, and your parents don't like you to go on the internet anymore.
I wish my mouse wasn't malfunctioning.
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Granted, now YOU are malfunctioning.
I wish that my keyboard wasn't crappy.
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Ganted, now YOU'RE crappy.
Granted, now your mouse is crappy.
I wish that my school computer was better.
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Granted, your school computer now gets Straight A's. You still don't. :P
I wish someone would clean up my house for me.
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Granted, the cleaner ate everything in it. With nothing in it, it's clean, right?
I wish that 1+1 was not possible to solve.
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Granted, but thousands of space shuttles are sent into the sun, astronauts and all. NASA blames you.
I wish that stupide book titled Sans Famille (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sans_Famille) never existed, nor will exist, ever.
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Ganted. What's a book? (Implying that all books are gone :\)
I wish that the person sitting next to me will leave me alone.
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Granted. Did you know that hdu9qwhpfouqwphxrnuqw3hduiqwnxeuiwqnxewuiarxhnweuixrhmewuixrmewuixryewuwjk is a very awesome combo spell?
I wish
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Yeah, you wish...
I wish I had all the time in the world.
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Granted, but alas, thou learneth that immortality is a fate worse than death.
I wish to have my own villain hideout, complete with kaizo traps and more, and a convenient teleport in my shoes that'll warp me to my room and out on whim. (I apologize for the gargantuan wish)
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Granted. The base also has a bomb that will destroy the whole place if you go into it. Oh, and those teleporting shoes will only teleport you an inch out of the room (going out), and onto the bomb (going in).
I wish that wishes would be able to wish for wishes that weren't corrupted.
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Granted, they just don't work for you. But anyone else gets corrupt-free wishes.
I wish I had more energy.
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Granted, but this energy doesn't work for anything but to look weird.
I wish that I had more energy that worked for anything I wanted.
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Granted. The energy is so much that its a pure overkill. Anything you attempt gets destroyed by this very same energy.
I wish I had more energy, but not so much that its overkill.
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Granted, you receive a pack of six brand-new Energizer batteries.
I wish I could read minds!
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Granted. You can now read books. Finishing this course is rewarded with the book "Minds".
I Wish it wasn't so cold outside.
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Granted, but to one's dismay, it's so hot, it's raining LAVA. Oh crap...
I wish I could write a GOOD fanfic and not get writer's block or suffer a mary sue or any other typical fanfic pitfall! (Curse my trips to TvTropes!)
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Granted. But in order to do this, you'll need to bring your laptop on holiday. There you are able to write the entire story and its one hell of a story. Unfortunately when you go home, your laptop has been stolen, and you've lost that one great story. At home, you try again, but you fail.
I wish I could program good games in C++
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Granted, but you lose the ability to program using C++.
I wish that I'd never misspell a word again.
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Granted. From now on, you can't read or write at all.
I wish I had lots of money.
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Granted, but it's Monopoly money.
Hm... a corrupted way that's original...
Granted, but they're covered in a type of acid that would destroy any living matieral that touches it. They also burn through gloves.
I wish that I had a vial of poison that Romeo used in Romeo and Juliet.
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granted, it only works on you :nuts:
i wish i was taller
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Granted, you are now so tall that your head pokes through the atmosphere.
I wish that O_o was a palandrome.
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Granted, O_o is now your pal, and Rome (the country) :nuts:
i wish my stupid google email account would work and not come up "there has been strange activity on your email" EVEN THOUGH THERE WASNT! >(
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Granted. It works for about 5 seconds. Then it said "This account was banned because of criminal activity."
I wish that wishes came true. Outside of forum games, of course.
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esrever ni si murof elohw eht ,detnarG
sdrawkcab emas eht t'nsaw Racecar hsiw I
if you still cant read it (and you looked at the spoiler above) this is what it says:
Granted, The whole forum is in reverse
I wish Racecar wasn't the same backwards
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Granted, to you it is now "racevehicle". To everyone else it is still racecar.
I wish that wishes came true only in Video Game.
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Granted. However, the rules of fairness dictate that anyone else's wishes come true in video games too. Someone else wishes that your game freezes up. Permanently.
I wish I were invincible.
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Granted. However, the rules of fairness dictate that anyone else's wishes come true in video games too. Someone else wishes that your game freezes up. Permanently.
I wish I were invincible.
Granted but you get hit by a car when trying to cross the streets.
I wish i had more willpower to do tasks.
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Granted, but the willpower was used for the wrong reasons. D'oh!
I wish to be on top of my college work easily! (Unfortunately a true wish I had.)
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Granted, your college burns down.
I wish that Yuka updated more.
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Granted, but now you stop updating your forumgame and it falls to bottom of the board.
I wish for a Null Driver
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Granted. Since you wish for something that you already have, but still didn't use, you still don't know how to actually use your null driver. Since you made a wish for it, you now never will learn how to use the null driver.
I wish to see one or more UFO's.
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Granted. You see 2 UFO's for a split second before they shoot a laser beam that kills you.
I wish that I was impossible to kill.
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Granted but when the apocalypse happens, You will be alone forever........................forever......................forever......................
I wish that i could destroy anything.
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Granted. But in order to destroy anything, first you have to destroy yourself.
I wish that I could make better Knytt Story levels.
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Granted, but in order to be the best, there has to be a worst, and don't forget the fact that there will always be new, better and more graphical knytt stories in the future, even after your dead
I wish that I had a laptop that has the best virus protection, that it's indestructible and that it has the best internet connection possible.
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but in order to be the best, there
I never said BEST, I said BETTER.
Granted. Unfortuantly, the government took it from you.
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Jetio fails to post a wish, so I suppose it automatically got corrputed. No need for me to corrupt it.
I wish UFO's would publicly make contact and come in peace.
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Granted, those Unidentified Flying Objects come from France.
I wish elephants were real.
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Granted. They are ruthless, terrible, dwarfeati- I mean maneating monsters.
I wish it wasn't still cold here.
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Granted, it isn't "still" but rather "always" cold now.
I wish that I can up with better wishes.
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Granted, but your wishes are higher in altitude. D'oh!
I wished I had a sister!
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Granted, but she gets killed by the SWAT team. (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=1642.180)
I wish I can COME up with better wishes, and that they're lower then airplane height.
(Idk, I was bored. I was going to do the thrown into Eagle River, but couldn't find the link.)
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(I was going to do the thrown into Eagle River, but couldn't find the link.)
You mean this one (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=1642.msg30238#msg30238)?
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Indeed, thank you.
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Granted, but she gets killed by the SWAT team. (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=1642.180)
I wish I can COME up with better wishes, and that they're lower then airplane height.
(Idk, I was bored. I was going to do the thrown into Eagle River, but couldn't find the link.)
Granted, but the airplane height crashed and was buried underground.
I wish I was the one who invented Facebook....
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Granted, now you're life revolves around making like 30,000,000 (or is it like 100,000,00?) people happy.
I wish that I had Portal 2. For the PC.
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Granted, but you have to give it to me. (You stole my wish!)
I wish for a sandvich.
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Granted you get a sandwich labeled "sandvich".
I wish that I had Pikmin 2 on my non-existant Wii.
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Granted but it has no use since your wii is non-existant.
I wish more knytt stories levels were:
- Good Overall since most people release lackluster levels
- More Lunatic Levels and Challenge Levels
- More Adventure type Levels
so yea...
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Granted, but Knytt Stories itself has stopped working. The levels are splendid, though!
I wish that I had 20$ in a Paypal account.
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Granted, but PayPal gets nuked.
I wish for Portal 2.
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Granted, you get 2 versions of Portal.
I wish you didn't wish.
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Granted. I still wish.
I wish for a machine gun.
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Granted. You didn't ask for ammo, though!
I wish I had another wish.
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Granted, but unfortunately, since you did not specify which genre of wish you wanted, you get one general wish that can NOT be specific.
I wish to be Galdian! (See avvy for what he looks like.)
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Granted. Due to a flaw, my PS3 can't load avi's. I'll go with what I have; you are now a red square with a white x through it.
I wish for a gun with ammo.
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Granted but the safety switch is stuck to safety mode...
I wish i could have powers of the water god...
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Granted but you never specified which water god. You can now sink to the bottom of an ocean at will.
I wish I has a banhammer.
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Granted. You are a broken banhammer. You can only give 1 day bans...
I wish that the social high school hierachy would collapse already...
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Granted. But now the Bourgeoisie is ruining the any chance of a social recovery.
I wish I could stop getting distracted by the internet for five minutes.
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Granted, but you are now easily diverted by a cafe mocha every six minutes!
I wished I had a perfectly good cafe mocha. (A type of coffee)
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Granted but the rest of the day is going to be bad for you...
I wish that the earth was at one neutral temperature that everyone can enjoy and that doesn't affect the earth.
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Granted. It was like that, but it isn't anymore.
I wish I would finish my extension.
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Granted but your kidnapped and taken to soviet russia. In soviet russia, Extension finishes you!!!
I wish for three more wishes (Yeah, real original Peppy :moody:)
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Granted, there are now three more wishes in the world. Oh wait, did you want them? Sorry.
I wish for this wish to be granted and corrupted.
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granted but it is not corrupted (Paradox... ERROR, ERROR, DOES NOT COMPU... *boom*)
I wish i had the power of the ninja...
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Granted, but unfortunately, you have a hyperactive metabolism as the cost of the ninja abilities, and only gold will keep you alive for a couple seconds longer per piece!
I wish the forum had another mafia game!
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Granted. Since you wished for something that already exists, you break the forum. Good job.
I wish people would notice my forum game.
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Granted. People notice it and immediately ignore it.
I wish that NESgamer190 had noticed that PeppyHare4000 said "the ninja" and not "a ninja", and that he had currupted the wish by giving him the power of the worst ninja ever instead of making an N reference.
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granted but its yours truly that grants the wish. Now i send the S.W.A.T team to own you.
I wish that all wishes made were uncorrupted...
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Granted. They were uncorrupted, but they're corrupted now.
I wish that 8) and 8D didn't go :nuts: whenever they were in <3.
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Granted... 8) and 8D cannot feel <3 anymore so when they find out about others feeling <3, 8) and 8D go :nuts: first then >( afterwards and go on a rampage. They spend life in a mental ward
I hsiw taht elpoep etirw ekil siht erom netfo
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detnarg, tub live sdrow tsixe rof a nosaer!
I wish that I can get audio for my Let's plays.
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Granted. However, the audio consists of a dramatic reading of The Great Gatsby and Michael Jackson's Thriller.
I wish I had a house in Puerto Rico.
=|=
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Granted, but unluckily that exact house is nothing but a 2 room building with rotting floors and it's next to a steel factory
I wish for perfect aim with a bow 8)
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Granted, but you're now denied access to any bow for the rest of your life.
I wish I had a flying car and was able to use it.
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Granted: You can use it, but your familiar says "I can't use this!".
Got to love some of the older point n' click games at times.
I wish there's a coffee vending machine closer to home! (TEN miles is TOO far for me to bike stealthily without family busting my chops on it.)
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Granted, it's 9 miles away.
I wish that I had some good text adventures.
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Granted... The text has been corrupted after 2 minutes of adventuring...
I wish that my life would stay the same for a while...
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Granted. You get terminally ill, so they decide to deep freeze you until they find a cure. Nothing changes for you while you're in stasis.
I wish I had a better car.
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Granted but i decided to smash it with my wrecking ball ( X) enjoy your new car)
i wish for an old car...
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Granted, but due to being so old, it's out of order. Tough luck. (*pulls out clairenet and plays taps on it*)
I wish that fantasy creatures existed in real life. (What can I say? Although I'm a stern cynic, that doesn't mean I can't wish for a few ideals.)
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Granted. They can fly, see you and get so scared they fly away, and you never see them again.
I wish the clouds in the sky would disappear if if I stare at them for 10 seconds or more, so I can stop raining if I want to.
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Granted, but the clouds never come back, causing an endless drought.
I wish I could beat WaDF. (Darn you, Crystal Path!)
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Ouch!
Granted. You grab a stick ant beat your computer which in terms beats WaDF. Your computer gets beyond repair in the process.
I wish I could see infra-red with my own eyes.
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Granted, unluckily, you can only see in infra-red, so you go insane and end up in a crazy house for the rest of your life :crazy:
I wish my lazy eye was normal
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Granted. Your lazy eye is normal. In exchange, your normal eye is now a lazy eye.
I wish I could see the future.
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Granted, but due to the scope of the zoom on the future sight, you see the end of it all. The end of the multiverse as everyone knows it. (Fairly dark if I say so myself.)
I wish I didn't have such a ditzy older brother.
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Granted, you now have two ditzy older brothers.
I wish I could craft the Machina in TF2 without having to sacrifice tons of loot. (SRSLY, Gaben?)
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Granted, you now have two ditzy older brothers.
I wish I could craft the Machina in TF2 without having to sacrifice tons of loot. (SRSLY, Gaben?)
Granted but now you must sacrifice ALL of your loot >)...
I wish for cake
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Granted, but the cake is only a hologram. Ouch.
I wish to be the most famous person in the WORLD! (What?)
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Granted... Say goodbye to privacy...
I wish for 1000000 of everything in the world. :D
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Granted. There are also 1000000 of you's, and they get so greedy they kill you.
I wish I had a real airplane that I could fly.
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Granted, but you don't get flying instructions... CRASH!
I wish for some syringes of polymorph!
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Granted, unluckily they are tainted and release a toxic gas... :sick:
I wish I was an administrator for this website
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Granted. You were an administrator for 0.00000001 second (which was granted to you by mistake)
I wish I could protect the forum in such way that spambots can't register/post anymore.
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Granted. A 100%-effective antispam system is implemented, which works by disabling registration and making the entire forum read-only. :P
I wish for a little less popularity.
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Granted. A new user who asked you a question and you answered, left the forum for good, which in effect decreases the popularity by one member even if its that slim. ;)
I wish there was a profile setting in the forum that I could use to change someone's attitude.
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Granted but the Moderators can change your attitude. You accidentaly gave them that right so they make you feel that you don't want to be an administrator and they make Me and swoopman2 administrators >)
I wish that games absolutely luck based (100%) are not taken so seriously...
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Granted, but now, the games that are luck-based are the ONLY games to exist! (Had a toughie corrupting this wish. Props to ya.)
I wish for a pet chryssalid. (See avvy if curious.)
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Granted, but as it turns out, it's made of rock! (ever heard of a pet rock?)
I wish my computer no longer had viruses.
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Granted, your computer is too dead to have viruses.
I wish that I could corrupt a wish creatively.
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granted, POOF! you turn into me and since there can be only one, I kill you. (creative, eh?)
I wish for more wishes!
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granted, POOF! you turn into me and since there can be only one, I kill you. (creative, eh?)
I wish for more wishes!
Granted, you get more corrupted wishes! XD
I wish for pixie dust...
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Granted. Enjoy your pixie dust. Unfortunately, pixie dust does not exist except in candy form, and since this is corrupt-a-wish, the tube is empty except a bit at the bottom.
I wish I had better drawing skills.
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Granted. Your drawing skills have improved by 0.0001%, so they still suck (assuming that you can't draw)
I wish I could also see the infra red spectrum with my own eyes (that means, in addition to what I already can see)
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Granted, but it won't protect you from them going right at your eyes, and as such, an infrared laser beam is one more thing to worry about in the blindness department.
I wish to be a tennis boss! (See TvTropes if you are unsure of what one is.)
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Granted. You are now the boss of a tennis ball.
I wish for some :nuts: to eat. Almonds, preferably.
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Granted, but the nuts were poisoned! (and to make matters even worse, they weren't almonds; they were cobnuts.)
I wish I could think of something witty to wish for...
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Granted, but you get a witty corruption.
I wish i had a Sentry (from TF2) irl.
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Granted. You find a toy sentry in a toystore and you buy it. The figurine is 10 cm tall by 3 cm wide, entirely made out of plastic with no moving parts whatsoever.
I wish I had a 3D printer
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Granted, but it is only a 3D image of a printer X-P
I wish I had a piece of paper to draw on
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Ouch. Payback time ;)
Granted, but the only thing you are able to draw is a 3D printer. First time its still nice, but after doing that 10 times, you quickly loose interest (and useful empty paper too :P)
Lets try my wish again, but more specified. :)
I wish for an actual 3D printer that can print 3D objects.
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Granted. You don't get the cords to plug it in, though.
I wish I had courage.
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Granted, but thy courage proved to be your undoing! You clown! Don't jump in the lava next time!
I wish for the Bean with Bacon megarocket for my own! (In case you are unaware of the game this originated from...
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Granted but the Beans and Bacon tastes rotten...
I wish for an original wish...
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Granted. You just posted it.
I wish I was at this forum for the last...psh, however long it's been since I left. :P
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Granted but your banished from the forum now...
I wish this forum didn't get a sudden drop of posts/visitors per day...
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Granted. Instead it gradually dwindles until the forum is completely dead.
I wish there was more milk in the fridge.
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Granted. The fridge is now full of milk. Unfortunately your fridge stopped working without you noticing it, and all the milk has gone sour.
I wish more people saw my new youtube video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG4bSQEJLJE).
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Ew insects.
Granted, but it was flagged and taken down for no real weason.
I wish I had an idea for my own new youtube video.
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Hahaha. You did watch! Awesome :) Didn't that just mean that my wish didn't get corrupted? :P
Anyway: Granted. You copy the idea behind my video and make one of your own. Unfortunately As you want to upload the video, something happens and the video gets deleted somehow. You had so much trouble getting that footage right, that you think: screw that!
I wish I had my just ordered Razer Hydra Gamecontroller.
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Granted. It's a real Razer Hydra Controller. Meaning it's a real Razer controller, and also a real Hydra. With two heads. And it noms on your faic.
I wish I knew how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
This one wasn't done already, right? x)
Edit: I also watched your video, LPChip. I'm subscribed to you. :P And dayumn, that's crazy good in 1080p. O.o
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Granted. It's 9001 divided by zero. Meaning someone just divided by zero. Oh sh--
I wish i had the Quick-Fix in Team Fortress 2. And one in real life would be nice too.
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Granted, but it was only quick to be fixed in both aspects. (Ouch. Fragile equipment has to hurt...)
I wish I had some sort of "Russian Roulette" food. (I think I spent WAY too much time at TvTropes... Can't remember the trope though, and even then, I'd have to censor a bit.)
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Granted, but, since it's Russian Roulette, your food ends up tasting like the wrong end of a gun. The surprise is which type of gun it tastes like! Mmm, sub-machine gun flavored...
I wish I knew what price-fixing is a form of. D: Grr, I hate you, economics class...
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Your wish is granted. However, it clutters up your brains and takes up all the space and you go :nuts:. Oh dear.
I wish that I had Skyrim Collector's Edition.
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Granted, but then a collector collects your copy of Skyrim Collector's Edition! Oh the irony.
I wish for a Naga for a friend! (What can I say? I wished some of the mythical creatures existed in real life.)
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Granted but it is mad. The world is screwed...
I wish for watermelon flavored candy!
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Granted. In order to use magic to create this candy, All watermelons and its seeds have to be transformed into this candy, and since this is a really hard spell, the end result is a tiny piece of candy, of about 1mm by 1mm big. Since all watermelons and seeds have been used, no watermelons are present anymore, so no more candy or the real thing!
I wish I had a time machine.
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Granted, but the time machine will explode and kill you if you ever try to use it.
I wish I could travel through time.
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Granted. You now have the automatic ability to travel 1 milisecond into the future with 1 milisecond interval. This is an automatic process that cannot be changed however, but atleast, you're time travelling every 1 milisecond for a duration of 1 milisecond.
I wish I could teleport myself instantly.
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Granted, but alas, teleporting into walls will prove to be the teleporter's undoing, resulting in an instant demise if attempted.
I wish I was Vectorman!
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Granted, your body fuses with that of Vectorman's and the atoms fuse, causing a nuclear explosion. Ow.
I wish I could use noclip in real life.
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Granted. You're being given a machine that'll put your matter outside the worlds matter and thus you will move through everything. The culpit is that the device to turn off the clipping cannot be used anymore because your hand goes right through the machine. You can't process food and drinks either because they go right through you, so after a few days of enjoying going through stuff, you die of starvation.
I wish to own a fast sportscar.
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Granted. It is so fast that you crash it beyond repair the first day you get it.
I wish that i have Cookies!
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Granted, but they're the only cookies left in the world, and nobody knows how to make them anymore.
I wish i had my weapon loadout in TF2 (the Medic one, of course) back, which was the Crusaders Crossbow, the Solemn Vow, and y'know what, make the Kritzkrieg a Quick-Fix instead, always wanted one of those.
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Granted. Gaben, being the troll he is, nerfs the Quick-Fix more. It now drains your health when you heal people. No, not the Medic's health. Yours. Don't use it too much, bro.
I wish I knew what friendship would be like.
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Granted, but however... Friendship was revealed to be nothing but a cynical lie, for those who believe in ideals. A shame that there is no such thing as true friendship, but hey! At least you know what friendship is now!
I wish for cat ears and tail! (Sure I'm a cynical son of a gun, but I've got a few idealistic thoughts left.)
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Granted. Next haloween, you dress like a cat.
I wish I could do 10x more in the same time than I can do now.
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Granted. Next haloween, you dress like a cat.
I wish I could do 10x more in the same time than I can do now.
Granted. You do everything ten times faster. Including aging. And try not to get a papercut, it'll bleed ten times as much.
(I understood that correctly, right? >.<)
I wish the person who will post below me won't have their wish corrupted. /trollface
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Granted but the "Logic God" says it shall be corrupted anyways...
I wish the person below me would not make a wish...
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Granted, but I'm going to bump.
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I wish I didn't fail at programming so much.
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Granted, your memory has been altered, and you now remember that you were always great at programming. If you try to program again however, you'll realize you still suck at it.
I wish that my boss comes to me and out of the blue says: you're work is so outstanding, as a reward, you'll get a free week off.
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Granted, but your free week will coincidentally be the greatest week at your workplace - everyone else is having fun there, while you are stuck catching up with chores and fulfilling long-overdue social obligations. XD
I wish I could sort out this annoying file conversion issue that stands between me and worldwide fame. :crazy:
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Granted. You convert the file easily and upload it to the Internet. You are now an infamous hacker that uses videos online to discuss your demands. That's what you were trying to convert, right?
I wish SiamJai wasn't an infamous hacker. :v
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Granted. Everyone except you is a hacker now, and due to the many hackers, no one is special, and thus SiamJai is not infamous anymore for it. However, they all hack you because you aren't one. Your life never will be the same... Poor you. :P
I wish I had a portal gun in real life that actually works like the portal gun in-game.
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Granted. Everyone except you is a hacker now, and due to the many hackers, no one is special, and thus SiamJai is not infamous anymore for it. However, they all hack you because you aren't one. Your life never will be the same... Poor you. :P
I wish I had a portal gun in real life that actually works like the portal gun in-game.
Granted. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2jpm2FGn0A)
I wish these damn kids would GIT OFFA MAH LAWN!!
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Granted, but now there are moles digging tunnels in your lawn.
I wish I could release something on time and stop being a Gabe Newell.
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Granted. Its really crap though, but at least its on time...
I wish I could access console to enter cheats for real life, so I can do no_clip and godmode and get free ammo and guns, get keys to unlock doors, etc...
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Granted, you now have cheats for real life and can do all that awesome stuff! Oh, and glitches. One of these freezes you IRL and now no-one can restart the program. XD
I wish I had my own LEGO factory that'd give me an unlimited supply of bricks and custom ones too!
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Granted, but they are made of gallium so they melt upon contact.
I wish this wish was uncoruptable.
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Granted. The wish crumbles instead...
I wish for pie...
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Granted. The wish crumbles instead...
I wish for pie...
Granted. You get your 3.14e. Pi + e = 3.14e. Clearly.
I wish that I zoobitied the flibbity zobbity while the hoobity floobity zorbitied the flibbity.
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Although I have absolutely no idea what that means, I can still corrupt it. :P
Granted. However, you weren't there when it happens, so you're still unsure that it actually happens. Those around you who claim to have witnessed it, say mixed things. Some say it was awesome, others say it was not that special, which makes you doubt even more that it actually happened.
I wish I could instant-heal my stepdad's broken collarbone.
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Granted. You have super magic
rainboom powers that can heal your stepdad's collarbone. Unfortunately, it breaks the collarbone of everyone else in the world. Nice. Meanie. :|
I wish -my- collarbone wasn't broken now. ;-;
Don't reply with a generic "lololol another bone's broken now". :v
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Granted, but it's never going to break, and it healed the wrong way. Ouch!
I wish that I would not be horrifically bad with shotguns!
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Granted, but it's never going to break, and it healed the wrong way. Ouch!
I wish that I would not be horrifically bad with shotguns!
Granted! Whenever you shoot something, you always hit! Even if it's not something you were aiming at...but who cares!? You hit something!
I wish this thread wouldn't keep dying. :v
I wish I could finish this sentence without ha--HNNNNNNNNGGGG
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Granted, but everyone except you talks in Comic Sans.
I wish my classmates didn't hate Minecraft AND play Runescape. How does that even--?
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Granted! Your classmates now play Minecraft. However, they somehow found a way to reprogram their Runescape bots to play Minecraft for them. Every time you join an online server, their bots automatically collect all valuable resources in the most efficient way possible, leaving you nothing.
I wish to do well on my final exams this week.
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Granted! In fact, you do so well on them, aliens from another planet kidnap you to do all of their math/science/whatever jobs for them. And you don't even get a dental plan!
I wish I had some delicious ice cream.
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Granted, but there's one caveat... The Ice Cream's melted.
I wish for my older brother to not have an alleged car! (Translation: I wish my older brother didn't have a bad car!)
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Granted. Your older brother is selected to drive the world's first Super-Car, a machine that is stronger, faster, better than any other vehicle in existence. Unfortunately, it tragically crashes on its first real drive. Au revoir, older brother.
I wish I wasn't having such a crummy day.
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Granted, your day just became worst.
I wish my brother's radio would throw itself out the window.
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Granted. Unfortunately, this event marks the beginning of a machine uprising that wipes out the human race over the next five years.
I wish my sleep schedule was less messed up.
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Granted. You now suffer total lack of sleep. You do feel tired, you just can't sleep. No sleep means no sleep cycle or schedule that can be messed up. Due to being constantly tired, it takes you about 5 times as long to get stuff done.
I wish I could instantly teleport to any location with pinpoint accuracy. (so I don't get into walls and stuff)
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Granted. However, you can't teleport anything besides yourself and now spend your days teleporting out of jails after being arrested for indecent exposure.
I wish that glue sticks actually stuck to things I wanted them to, and not to my fingers.
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Granted, but now it sticks to hair! Ouch!
I wish I was a part of some alien-exterminating organization! (Ala X-Com)
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Granted. You get hired after all the aliens have been defeated so you can do the paperwork.
I wish I was at a rock concert (watching Rock in Rio live on youtube right now)
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Granted, but the concert is for Lads-A-Million, the official worst rock band ever. Their music is so bad that it killed a pony once.
I wish I could go to the beach this summer.
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Granted.
Unfortunatley, it's a nudist beach and you have to expose your body to everyone.
I wish I could go to Taiwan in October! ._.
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Granted! Unfortunately some brilliant person discovers the need for a leap month. An international panel is formed over the matter and they decide to drop October 2012. Now you have to wait until October 2013 to go to Taiwan.
I wish that the temperature would return to a "comfortable" range.
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Granted. Some mysterious event in a faraway land caused the temperature in your area to return to a very comfortable range. Say goodbye to the summer heat and say hello to nuclear winter.
I wish that I could have a pleasant surprise for lunch today.
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Granted. Some mysterious event in a faraway land caused the temperature in your area to return to a very comfortable range. Say goodbye to the summer heat and say hello to nuclear winter.
I wish that I could have a pleasant surprise for lunch today.
Granted... Thine pleasant surprise... is Asparagus!
I wish I could win at Dwarf Fortress.
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Granted. You won at Dwarf Fortress. Now that your only goal in life has been completed, you wander aimlessly, cold, broken, alone. The ages leave their marks on your skin as your body seemingly refuses to die. Finally 219 years later, in a stroke of luck, a meteor smashes into you ending your pitiable existence.
I wish I could do computer programming and real-world outdoor adventures at the same time.
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Granted. You are now God. You create the world through your God-computer thing. You use a programming code to change the world as you see fit. Unfortunately, you don't know the language "Heaven+" and you crash the world. Way to go.
I wish I were more active on the Nifforum. >.<
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Now you're banned, beacuse you were too active and you were spamming on the forum :whoa:.
I wish, I'm making a Let's Play Knytt Stories.
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Granted. You decide to play a level blind. The level is supposed to be easy/medium, but when you are recording it, your playing skills are so bad that the first easy jump seems so hard that you can't make it. After an hour of trying that first jump you give up. You stop the recording, try again and you make the jump. You put on the recorder and you fail again.
I wish I could do things so fast that I could finally get some work done.
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Granted. You can move your arms at superhuman speed...but doing so causes so much friction that you catch on fire.
I wish people would stop buying EA's games. >:c
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Granted. But it turns out that EA was actually using its porfits to help a charity for a new disease that you caught, and sense they stopped making money, no one knows how to cure the disesase and you die. How's that for a corruption?
I wish that within a deep forest didn't crash when I got to Ljus.
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Granted. But it turns out that EA was actually using its porfits to help a charity for a new disease that you caught, and sense they stopped making money, no one knows how to cure the disesase and you die. How's that for a corruption?
I wish that within a deep forest didn't crash when I got to Ljus.
Granted. WaDF crashes as soon as the game's booted. Admit it, you knew, you knew this was gonna be your corruption.
I wish I could think of a less predictable corruption. A good one, to boot.
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Granted. But your corruption was so insaneley deep and clever that no one knew what the heck you said and forever remembered you as a weirdo.
I wish there was a topic to announce new people to the forum like me.
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Granted, but after a bunch of people read the topic, you suddenly get famous and begin hating having to sign autographs to people. You decide to move to Pluto by transportation so nobody can reach you, but forget to bring a spacesuit, and you suffocate as soon as you step on Pluto.
I wish every videogame was free.
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Granted. Nifflas receives no money for Knytt Underground and can never afford to make another game again.
I wish my competition (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=5308.0) had more entries!
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Granted.Now the competition has got about nine thousand entries. How will you rate them :S?
I wish I have 100 FPS at every game.
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Granted, but you had to pay for the hardware to make your computer run every game at a 100 fps. It was all worth 1000000 dollars, so you had to sell everything else you want.
I wish I would run everything at a great framerate but not pay for the hardware for my computer.
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Granted. You install a program that shows the framerate in font 300pt on your screen. This covers your entire screen, so gameplay is not possible anymore, but what a great framerate it is!!!
I wish the Knytt Underground PS3/Vita build was bug-free right now.
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Granted. The computer where the PS3/Vita source code is located gets disinfected and bug-sprayed to ensure its 100% bug-free. However the game itself is still glitchy.
I wish i didn't forget what i am supposed to do every now a then.
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Granted; your house no longer has doorways (http://bps-research-digest.blogspot.be/2011/11/how-walking-through-doorway-increases.html).
I wish there was a website with all Super Mario Bros. X episodes ever made, with a separate section for the good ones.
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Granted, since the internet has so many websites, you probably have the time to look that up and find such website.
I wish to wish for my first wish to be fake which makes my second wish true.
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Granted, but only on the condition that big burly genies beat you with sticks afterwards (they're all a little sick of people making tricky wishes).
I wish I finished more Knytt Stories.
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Granted, you just downloaded all of the Knytt Stories levels. You beat every level in one yoctosecond (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orders_of_magnitude_(time)), so there was no gameplay.
I wish Garry's Mod was as popular as Minecraft.
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Granted. A new staff settles at Minecraft, making Minecraft as unpopular as Garry's Mod.
I wish I still had a vacation.
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Granted.Now the competition has got about nine thousand entries. How will you rate them :S?
I wish I have 100 FPS at every game.
Granted. Every game is now one hundred first-person shooter games all played simultaneously. Good luck making sense of anything!
(Also, the human eye can't perceive any faster than 60-70 FPS. 60 is usually plenty, 100 is a bit too high. Don't wanna burn out your video card! ;))
I wish this audio series crossover thing (which I shall not name to start a shitstorm!) had voices closer to the voice actors from the source material. >.>
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Pssst. You missed a page, Pumpkinbot.
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I wish I still had a vacation.
Granted; a vacation to the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, that is.
I wish this audio series crossover thing (which I shall not name to start a shitstorm!) had voices closer to the voice actors from the source material. >.>
Granted... somewhat. Since you don't tell me which audio series crossover thing, i will randomly pick one. One you'll probably never know of or like.
I wish a certain indie game with a level editor didn't die off like it did.
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Granted. Knytt Stories didn't die. Unfortunately, thats not the game you had in mind.
I wish I could do things in real life that I can do in games, such as change into a ball, pick up powerups to fly, not die from falling height, stuff like that...
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I wish I could do things in real life that I can do in games, such as change into a ball, pick up powerups to fly, not die from falling height, stuff like that...
You know have infinite lives but you have only one hit point so you will die, painfully over and over and over again.
I with for a time machine that can take me where ever I want in time, will fit in my pocket and will come to me when summoned.
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Granted. However, it's one of those complicated devices that come with a 1025-page manual and are still confusing even if you read it all.
I wish kaizoman666 was diagonalman666.
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Granted. As a prank his name is changed for a minute and then changed back. Unfortunately, you completely missed the event and you're even unsure if it really happened.
I wish I had money and time to produce my album.
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Granted. Then a solar flare hits erasing all digital data in the world forceing you to start over but you will not have time because the world is now in chaos.
I wish for a new drug, one that won't make me sick.
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Granted. You get so addicted to it that you start forgetting about everything that's happening in the world.
I wish I had an F-22 Raptor.
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Granted. You are arrested to stealing military property and spend 30 years in jail.
I wish for this wish not to be granted. Note: if you don't grant the wish than the wish is granted but but if you grant the wish then the wish is not granted.
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Granted.
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I wish people realized that games aren't entirely about graphics.
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Granted. People realized that games are entirely about music.
I wish, that making a website is easy.
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But it is. How about trying this (http://www.weebly.com/), or this (http://www.tumblr.com/)?
I wish to destroy videogames.
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Somewhere out there, an ant named Videogames goes up in smoke. He was named by a desperate kid forced to play outside.
I wish I had rhythm
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Granted. You will sing and dance with great skill and rhythm... continusly... for hours and hours untill you die from exhaustion.
I with for $100,000,000,000 legally and morally obtained US dollars after taxes.
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Granted. You play with the lottery and they reach you a check. Since you do not really need it, and you start to pay taxes as soon as you cash the check, you decide to wait a month before actually cashing in.
In this month, that bank goes bankrupt and your check is worth nothing.
I wish I owned a Honda C-RZ (http://www.netcarshow.com/honda/2013-cr-z_us-version/)
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Grated. The C-RV is then hit and totaled by a drunk driver and you hadn't put it on your car insurance yet so you still have to pay for it.
I wish I was a Lex Luther type super villain.
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You lose all of your hair (like Lex Luthor) the loss then drives you to a life of crime. That lasts about 5 seconds, you are arrested after threatening a barber with his own straight razor.
I wish I had a cat.
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Granted. You find a cute little kitten at your doorstep however the kitten is actually a soul eating demon from the deepest pits of the tartarean abyss in disguise. The demon eats your soul and the souls of your family as you sleep. Your souless bodies wake up as soul eating zombies who eats the souls of neighbors who then eats the souls of others starting a soul eating zombies apocalypse.
I wish for a Philly Cheese Stake.
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You recieve a wooden stake covered in cheese that is a proud resident of Philadelphia. Unfortunately you cannot eat it. ;)
I wish I would have perfect wifi at all times anywhere.
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Granted. You found a phone on the floor that has a damaged screen, but through a repairshop you find out it has perfect wifi capabilities. Due to the screen being kaput, the battery lifetime is much longer which allows you to have a perfect wifi at all places. The only thing you need is a wifi access point in those places. A working screen wouldn't hurt either... :P
I wish to have the ability to control the future in such way that I can precicely say what will happen in the next hour, and then it happens. For example: I don't want any customer calling in the next hour, and then the phone won't ring for the next hour.
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Granted; you now have that amazing ability to control the future with your words. You soon discover what a double-edged sword it is, since humans tend to say all sorts of things without really meaning it, and unfortunately the 'interpreter' cannot tell the difference between serious commands and goofy brainfarts.
In a matter of days you find yourself in a dystopian world you accidentally created by making mistake after mistake. In your desperate attempt to escape it, you create a paradox that disintegrates the entire world.
I wish I could enjoy innocent childhood pleasures the same way as when I was a kid, but also retain my adult privileges at the same time.
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Granted. Everyone else in the world has been reverted to young children, leaving nobody old enough to judge your child-like pleasures, but your adult privileges come burdened with the fact that you now have to babysit the entire human race!
I wish we could make contact with a friendly extraterrestrial civilization.
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Granted. The aliens are as friendly as advertised; however, they are also incredibly lazy. Hope you don't mind them bumming off your food and drinks and sleeping on your couch at all hours!
I wish I could write the Great American Novel.
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Granted. You pick up a pen and paper, and you literally write down the words "the Great American Novel". At that point your interest goes away. But hey, you wrote "the Great American Novel"!
I wish, I could at will, look upto one hour into the future and then, if I don't do anything different, it happens exactly like I saw it, giving me control to actually alter the future. If you don't know what I mean, go see the movie Next starring Nickolas Cage
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Granted, but you have no way of knowing which choises you'd benefit from compared to the future as it is "normally". You eventually end up getting yourself killed by not driving into a building and instead jumping out of your car off a cliff into an alkali bath.
That, or childhood obesity. I have no idea which one is going to happen first.
I wish people realized that games aren't entirely about music (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2207.msg24999;topicseen#msg24999).
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Granted: Everyone learns that game are about color, every games made is full of flashing psychedelic colors giving everyone seizures. Because the of the seizures people stop playing games. Downloads are no longer available and all physical recycled into other plastic products.
I wish for an I.Q. of 580.
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Granted. Your head just exploded.
posting my previous one again, because straightflame apparently didn't see Next
I wish, I could at will, look upto one hour into the future and then, if I don't do anything different, it happens exactly like I saw it, giving me control to actually alter the future and also see those alterations before performing them. If you don't know what I mean, go see the movie Next starring Nickolas Cage
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Granted, though whenever you do this, you see an infinite number of different future scenarios due to the flimsy nature of time and your attempt to 'do nothing different' failing. As a result, this power isn't generally helpful, and you end up having a stroke every time you try it.
I wish I was Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder version).
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Granted: An immigration investigation not only find that all the Umpalumpas were brought in the country illegally and they have not been payed in 7 years. Further investigations find numerous safety violations which gets the factory shut down. You are forced to pay the Umpalumpas back pay which bankrupts you forcing you to sell off your company, your home, cars and boats. You spend the rest of your life working minimum wages jobs, pining for the wealth you had.
I wish I had not made the reply that got deleted because it was too dark.
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Granted. For this to come true, we go back a lot of years. Your parents are on the verge to "do it" which will create a "Lone Wolf" 9 months later. But due to this wish, your parents decide to skip it just this once. As result, you never were born ergo you don't exist ergo you couldn't have made that reply that got deleted.
I wish I wasn't sick right now.
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Granted. You are no longer sick, but now your computer is!
I wish I could go to Europa (moon of Jupiter) and come back unscathed.
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Granted. You take a trip to Europa, explore the moon and return to Earth unscathed and as a hero. Unfortunate aliens passing though the solar system see you returning to Earth. They had thought the earth was just wilderness now they know it's inhabited by a barely intelligent species that has built many large cities and a large satellite network. The aliens thin invade that earth, wipe out humanity and use the cities as pre-built colonies.
I wish to be a Kwisatz Haderach.
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Granted. By means more or less beyond your control, you become the ultimate messiah of all humanity.
Err... this one doesn't even need to be corrupted. XD Have fun doing that!
I wish I could build and destroy things in real life the same way I do in Minecraft.
[mod]Please keep non-game remarks out of the game topic. Thanks![/mod]
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Granted, but you can only take or place matter in 1 cubic metre (3.2808ft) frames. Those frames are also on an invisible grid, which doesn't let you choose an exact spot for your blocks. Also, crafting for some reason only accepts entirely filled blocks, so you're in even more trouble. So yeah, you can only make dirt houses.
I wish i was a 90s kid.
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Granted, though your insatiable appetite for big guns, Sega Genesis games, and Rob Liefeld comics alienates you from being able to make any real friends, instead only drawing crowds of curious onlookers. In addition, whenever you talk, you start every sentence with a proclamation of the word "DUUUUUUUUDE!!!" and the song 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' plays mysteriously behind you at all times. You are eventually taken to a research ward in order to be studied, mainly so science can understand just where in the world the Nirvana music is coming from when you talk.
I wish I had unlimited stamina.
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Granted. Physical activity will no longer tire you however in order to have such stamina you have to have so little strength that you can not stand on your own and lifting a small can of soup is a struggle.
I wish everybody knew how much better I am than them.
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Granted. Everyone now knows that you are simply the greatest...
...at balancing balls on your nose like a seal. Unfortunately, you can't claim to be very good at much of anything else.
I wish I had a more versatile DAW. (Digital Audio Workstation)
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Granted. You find this great sale on E-bay. Its this big synthesizer and DAW in one where you can load in VSTi's and everything. Remarkable piece (I forgot the name or I would've posted that with link). You buy it for 200$ (all your savings) but hey, with a retail value of $10.000 its a big thing right! So you get it shipped, and you play with it for a day to only discover 1% of its capabilities. Unfortunately, the next day, it won't power on anymore. Its broken. Aparently, the seller knew this so you've just lost 200$ and your DAW, but it was a great day! You really HAD a more versatile DAW. ;)
I wish I could go to a website or so, type in a special code, and get 10.000 euro booked to my account instantly, with no questions asked or anything.
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Granted, but you don't know the code.
I wish i was really good at making KS levels when the community was still... well... a community.
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Granted. You are very good at making levels but...your levels are very small and not exciting at all anyway. (nothing personal :D) And secondly, community has changed and moved somewhere else and you will never find it.
I wish I could save all the animals from being abused.
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Granted, though you end up spending the rest of your life attempting to do so, with absolutely no time for any other activities. In addition, your efforts will not be fully realized until well after your death. Too bad. :(
I wish I could convert songs in my head into playable mp3 files on my computer.
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Granted, but the only songs in your head are random notes and the MP3s are low quality.
I wish for a sequel to Saira or FiNCK
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Granted but Nifflas didn't want to make them and only made them because a genie forced him to make them as a result they are very bad.
I wish I knew hoe to unify quantum mechanics and relativity.
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Granted. You create a vortex by bending light through a set of prisms while spinning another set of prisms in such way the that the light gets in a sort of a loop. This vortex experiment tells you how quamtum mechanics and relativity works. Unfortunately, the vortex experiment gets out of hand and is expanding rapidly. You manage to get out of your house, but the vortex getting so big is swallowing your entire house with the research about quantum mechanics and relativity. The vortex collapses on its own weight but you are left homeless and your reseach is gone, and it was so big that you just don't know every tiny bit from your head.
I wish the world economic crisis has just ended.
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Granted, but there is still a huge economic crisis in the country you live in. In fact economic crises follow you to whatever country you move to. Maybe you are cursed?
I wish more people appreciated prog rock.
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Granted. One more person appreciates prog rock.
I wish I had a really delicious sandwich right now.
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Granted, but before you can take a single bite, you accidentally drop it in the kitchen sink and it is ruined. :sick:
I wish I could save someone.
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Granted; you bravely save a young woman from her gruesome captivity, but you had to kill her captor in the process. The police rejects your reasoning and the woman you saved testifies against you, because she developed a classic case of Stockholm syndrome (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm_syndrome) and now hates your guts.
I wish I could get huge muscles just by strongly thinking about it.
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Granted (http://jn.physiology.org/content/67/5/1114.short). You now spend all of your time thinking about it and don't do anything else, like eat or sleep, which leads to your untimely end.
I wish the weather wasn't so lousy because my car looks terrible and I can't wash it.
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Granted. The weather is not so lousy because of the state of your car, but rather because its what nature is. (so nothing has changed, really...)
I wish I had a power/machine that creates somekind of shield around me which protects me from any kind of fast moving objects going through it (but passes anything else).
Please think carefully before corrupting this wish. I'd like to see a corruption that actually is possible using real physics involved. So the "you cannot go in anything that goes fast" is out of the question.
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Granted, though due to the fact that you did not specify how fast 'fast' is, it only protects you from objects going at least half the speed of light. Everything else still passes through just fine. XD
I wish I could meet more people like myself.
Edit by LPChip: I didn't want to do a turn already, but I wanted to comment on your corruption! Awesome :D
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Granted, you now have 10000 clones running around and destroying everything, for which you are blamed.
I wish my computer wouldn't crash so much.
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In response to previous corruption: They may blame me, but would they know which one of the 10,001 me's is the real me? C)p
Granted, though by fixing the crashes, your computer now runs very slowly in general.
I wish I could breathe underwater for hours.
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Granted. In fact you learn how to breathe under water indefinitely (or for as long as you can actually manage to do so before getting tired). The trick you learn is to get a plastic bag, fill it with water, and hold it above your head.
And great job on corrupting my last wish. :) Didn't see that one coming.
I wish the next post is unreadable.
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(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o240/francisco123123/Image1.png)
I wish for this post to not be so unreadably bad
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Granted:
(http://lonewolfsden.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Untitled.png)
It is written in the long lost language of the Gript'kliptitk'g'laguplllishh of Gishu'lu'lop'hakuu 4 in the Gupa'k Ukih'sik'l Galaxy of the 34th dimension.
I wish I didn't have this cold.
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Granted. Instead of having this cold, you have that cold. (points to another person having a slight variation (its worse than yours actually) of the cold.
Little advice, get chicken soup. Works wonders against common cold
I wish I could play music to other people by just creating it by using my mind. So I create this melodystructure in my mind and everyone hears through speakers what I hear in my head.
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Granted, though you can't stop it from happening, and as a result, all speakers everywhere just play what's in your head, rather than the music people wanted to hear. Also, beyond your control, the music quality is terrible. You are dual-ly crowned as the most musically destructive person in history, as well as the most annoying person in history!
I'd like to add that I've had this idea before as well. Small world, ain't it?
I wish I could understand, speak, and write every language, from every human society, from all time periods, EVER.
(And I don't want to see a corruption saying I can't pack that much knowledge in my head. Try something else!)
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Granted, but you have only one day to use your Extra-gifted brain. Then it'll burst.
I wish I could repair everything by myself. (EVERYTHING!)
[mod]This is too much similar to what Fubaka asked not to use. I know a simple way to corrupt this so I'm going to disqualify this post. C'mon, do your best![/mod]
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Granted. You can understand, speak and write every language in the world but just barely (that includes you native language) making it impossible to communicate.
I wish I could invent, patent, mass produce and sell anti-gravity devices.
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Congratulations, but no one buys them so you go out of business and fall into debt.
I wish I were home.
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Granted. Home is where the heart is, your heart is in your chest your body implodes into your chest.
I wish for some chocolate mocha ice cream icecream.
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Granted. It is shot out of a cannon landing on you, and now icecream is all over you.
I wish we had invented the warp drive.
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Granted: we did! And you were the first to test it! Unfortunately, the test didn't work out so well, and you are now lost somewhere on a vicious, distant planet, or maybe in an abandoned cruise spaceship, or something like that.
I just wish I had one, single, Reese's cup, lying upon the palm of my hand.
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Granted. It literally weighs a tonne and crushes your hand.
I wish I could fly.
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Granted. You're now a one-day fly.
I wish I could just plug in a cable into myself to install knowledge. For example how to work with linux.
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Granted. You start to install knowledge, however, your computer has a virus on it! :shocked: So the virus corrupts your brain and controls you... for the rest of your life.
I wish I could draw things on paper that would turn 3D and come alive out of the paper, into the real world.
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You drew a dinosaur.
I wish I can be invisible.
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Granted, you can be invisible, but only invisible. You shall never be seen again an everyone forgets you exist.
I wish for cake.
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Oh, I just have to reply to this one!
Granted. Portal2 now also has a cake. Yes, you read it right, the cake is not a lie! :nuts:
I wish to have a nice, brand new, real sportscar. (like a pagani zonda, or a ferrari, or a porsche, etc)
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Granted, but you instantly forget how to drive... for... some reason. You just do, okay?
I wish guns were never invented and swords just kept getting more awesome.
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Granted, swords became so awesome that the blades can shoot off and become, effectively, guns.
I wish for the next post to be upside-down.
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˙ʎʇıןɐuosɹǝd ʇuǝɹɹnɔ ʎɯ buıdǝǝʞ puɐ ǝuɐsuı buıob 'buıǝıp ʇno ɥʇıʍ ɯopsıʍ ǝʇıuıɟuı puɐ ǝbpǝןʍouʞ ǝʇıuıɟuı ɹoɟ ɥsıʍ ı
pǝʇuɐɹb
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Granted. As a result, you start to philosophy about anything which goes so deep and far that you get to new ideas and new theories. They age quickly because 10 minutes later you already made an even better theory. As a result, people just don't understand you anymore because you are 4000000 steps ahead of theirs.
I wish I had a big area of ground all for myself (with no restrictions whatsoever), that I can use to build a mansion on it the way I want it.
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Granted, but the ground is so damaged you can't even build a shed without it being broken.
I wish that I had a tracking device that could locate anything I want, as long as I could find the object first.
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Granted. Wait, with "as long as i could find the object first" you DID mean "as long as i already know exactly where it is", right?
I wish phlebotinum (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AppliedPhlebotinum) existed. (Warning: Link to TVTropes.)
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Granted. You have a techno-magical substance that will make any object do what you need it to do; unfortunately it is extremely volatile and at the slightest touch will go nuclear.
I wish for a shinny new penny.
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Granted, but because you robbed the bank, you're in jail now.
I wish I could see the universe.
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Granted. Go look outside! XD
I wish I could will good KS levels into existence.
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Granted. You were killed by giant gray spider.
I wish birthday cake with cream, sweet cottage cheese, pineapple and kiwi (friut, not the bird).
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Comment: I'm not sure how that last one has anything to do with 'willing KS levels into existance.
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You run into pit with object 9 from bank 4. It is being referred as a spider in several KS levels. (I should write it into my first post but I was writing it at computer at library where are not KS, so I can't look what object it is).
Anyway, I insist on my cake.
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Granted. You get a cake... it's in the middle of a mine field... surrounded by lava... and lightening traps... and spiked... coated with pain inducing substances... and the antidote to the poison I just slipped you is in the cake.
Mu, ha, ha, ha, ha! Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha! Ahh, hahahahahahahaha, hahhh!
I wish every one in the world would give me a penny.
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Granted. Everyone in the world gives you one of a set of colored, usually sleeveless shirts worn as a temporary team uniform, as when scrimmaging.
I wish something.
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Granted. You got grenade with removed safety pin.
I wish I can sing.
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Granted. You now can open your mouth and produce a tone for longer than 2 seconds. You are somewhat able to change the pitch too. And as a bonus, at least you like the sound of it.
I wish I could manipulate time and time in any way I see fit without any concequences that'll harm me. (if you don't know what I mean, google for Q from the series StarTrek)
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Granted. You go back 2000 years to see if and/or prove Jesus was real, said and did what the bible says he said and did. While walking down the streets of ancient Jerusalem you bump into a young man on his way to his wedding, this delay causes him to hurry which leads to him being hit and killed by a chariot. This man was an ancestor of 75% of the people today including you. The paradox caused by his death and the universes inability to erase you from existence causes the universe and everything in it to collapse into a singularity; everything but you, you are instead shunted into the void between the dimensions where you are trapped forever.
I wish i didn't have to hurry.
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Granted. You shipwrecked on a deserted tropical island. You can't leave it and no one knows where you are, so you have nowhere to hurry.
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Polana, you forgot to state a wish. To make sure the game continues I'll state a new wish. Also Lone Wolf, nice job on currupting my previous one. :)
Granted, you wish nothing, you get nothing.
I wish I had one of those new google glasses (google if you don't know what this is).
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Oh, I am sorry. I forget about it.
Granted. Wearing the glasses outside, you found something really interesting on internet and accidentally fall over the cliff.
I wish I had done my schoolwork earlier and can go sleep now.
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Granted. You finished your school work and slept very well. So well that you missed all of your courses the next day.
I wish I was famous.
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Granted. You are a serial killer.
I wish I could play the guitar.
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Granted. You download The_Guitar.exe. It is a game. You play it.
I wish for the color blue.
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Granted.
I wish I can transform into a ball.
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Granted. You can transform into ball 7 from WaDF. You are pathetic and can do nothing as a ball.
I wish to retrieve the SprünkelDünkel.
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Granted, but EarthBound015 complains again.
I wish i... erm... could come up with a wish?
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Granted. You come up with an epically awesome incorruptible wish but you only had the one wish and you wasted it.
I wish I new were to find a massive treasure.
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Granted. Instead of knowing where to find a massive treasure, you are new together with someone else to find a massive treasure. Unfortunately, you never found it. The other person is also to become your earth nemesis.
I wish to have a street named after me that becomes popular for positive reasons.
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OFFTOPIC:
earth nemesis
I think you forgot how to language. If you meant arch-nemesis, that doesn't even make sense in Dutch because it's "aartsvijand"
Edit: 1337th reply. What do i do now?
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Granted, but as time goes by, the street is slowly forgotten.
I wish for the good-paid job.
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Granted. You found a good job, and you certainly paid a lot to get into it. XD
I wish for the world to be my oyster.
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Granted. The world is now an oyster. It is harvested and eaten.
I wish for quarters, million allowances of quarters. I have laundry to do.
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Granted. You are buried under tons of quarters and you can't breathe any more.
I wish for apricot jam.
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Granted. There's a big pile of apricot jam in your bed. Its not in a container though, so its pretty useless and your bed now is sticky too...
I wish for a snooker table with snooker balls and cues etc.
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Granted, sorta; the magical wish-granting genies have never heard of snooker before, so they give you a pool table with all the fixings instead. And everyone around you would rather play billiards.
I wish I had a Thai iced tea right now.
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Granted, but when it poofs in your hand, you are startled and end up spilling it on the carpet. XD
I wish flowers would grow instantaneously wherever I step.
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Granted. Every step you take plants will rapidly sprout from around your feet. Flowers, grass and vines, vines that rapidly up and around you legs. The vines grow so rapidly that within a second they tie you to the ground making you unable to escape; they continue to grow around your body until you are tightly wrapped in thick vines. You are unable to move, see or cry out as they become tighter and tighter, they squeeze the life out of you.
I wish for a loyal robot buddy that will never turn against me or humanity.
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Granted. Your robot buddy turns to you and hugs you. It loves you so much that it never lets go, despite your increasingly breathless commands.
I wish for someone else to make a wish I don't feel like it.
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Granted, but said wish is rubbish.
I wish for two dollars. :P
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Granted. you get 2 Zimbabwean dollars.
I wish I could get my 2 cents back.
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Granted. Because those 2 cents were a penny for your thought, I take back all your thoughts too. So you have 2 cents, but you have no idea why you got them, what you can do with them. In fact, you now know so little that you are being called a plant (brain dead).
I wish I could write an object on a piece of paper, and the next day, a mail delivery dude delivers me that item without me paying for it.
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Granted. They want your partner/friend/someone you like to pay for it. You don't know about it and you are writing for more and more things, so you get him/her into serious troubles.
I wish for not snowing outside and for spring finally begin.
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Granted. Spring is here! But the remaining snow is covering your house! And by the time it melts down, Spring will be over, and winter will be back! :nuts:
I wish I could fly with the Blue-Angels.
http://www.blueangels.navy.mil/
(http://www.hawaiilife.com/articles/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/BlueAngels1.jpg)
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Granted, but you don't know how to pilot that thing and suddenly a high rock appears and you crash into it.
I wish for a boyfriend who loves Knytt Stories too.
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Granted, but they love Knytt Stories more than you.
I wish for a new computer mouse. I don't don't want the animal either.
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Granted. You buy a mouse from a yard sale. The mouse is possessed by a demon who then posses your computer and though your WAN possesses your entire house. The demon imprisons you in the house, deprives you of food and torments you until you snap and go insane. The demon then posses you and makes you do a ritual with summons more demons into the world. The demons which possess all your stuff. You then have a yard sale.
Edit: didn't write a wish. I.. um... wish I... um... wrote a wish.
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Granted. You have retroactively wished for a djinn to grant your wishes, except it turns out the djinn is a malicious efreet who twists your wishes to make you suffer.
I wish I hadn't just granted that extravagant wish.
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Granted. But the reversal of the wish-granting paradigm undermines the closed reality of the thread, undoing all the granted wishes right back to the first one. Unfortunately reality is pre-deterministic, so the exact same chain of wishes and grantings plays out all over again, until your wish reverses it, but then it plays out again, until you reverse it... plays... reverses...
I wish for a window universe to open up that branches off along a new path.
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Granted, but you'll never get to see it, or even notice it.
I wish I was a master animator.
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Granted. You are a master animator of the dead. You use necromantic powers to animate the dead who then turn on you and eat you alive.
I wish I had necromantic powers.
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Granted, but you use your new powers to animate the dead who then turn on you and eat you alive.
I wish for all shipping expenses to be free, and for shipping to be instantaneous.
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Granted. A new device called "the teleporter" has been invented. Because shipping now goes instant and people can just buy one so they can ship the goods themselves, its for free too. So instant shipping and no costs to get the shipment delivered. Unfortunately, some thiefs break into your home, bring a teleporter with them and ship out your entire inventory. When they are about to ship out the last item, you come home and find them. They're not amused by your presence and decide to quickly grab you and transport you to a far uninhabited island. Not only did you lose your inventory, you sort of lost your home too.
I wish for motivation to do the tasks I need to do.
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Granted. There is huge troll with larrup, who motivates you now.
I wish for another cup of tea.
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Granted. In your cup of tea there is a poison which was given by someone who wants you dead.
I wish for dog Golden Retriever.
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Granted. But because you don't get anything for nothing, there's a catch. The dog likes everyone except you. He'll even start to growl at you while being the cutest and sweetest dog to anyone else.
Even though you now don't want the dog anymore, everyone says its you, not the dog, so you're now stuck with a dog that doesn't like you.
I wish for companionship.
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Granted. You are now 0.00005% more likely to find your ideal companion than you were before. Best of luck, though! X)
I wish I had the authority and public blessing to re-draw and name all of the constellations.
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Granted. Then five years later someone else gets to redraw and name all the constellations, undoing all your work.
Come to think of it, that's a pretty neat idea. I wish that scenario were the reality.
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Granted. Anyone can redraw the constellations anytime they want however the offical constalations never change.
I wish I had the power to make politicians, pundits, businesses and new anchors tell the truth.
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Granted. They now become so powerful, that everything they say is deemed the truth even if it weren't before they said it.
I wish it was summer already!
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Granted. *Aims finger*: Global warming.
I wish bananas contained 33% of our recommended daily nutritional intake and ice cream covered the rest.
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Granted. Bananas now contain 33% of your reccomended daily nutritional intake and ice cream covered the rest of the world, drowning everyone in ice cream.
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Granted. Bananas now contain 33% of your reccomended daily nutritional intake and ice cream covered the rest of the world, drowning everyone in ice cream.
Yeh got'sta make a wish! Now I get to take it from yeh!
Granted! You GET, NOTHING! You LOSE! GOOD DAY, sir!
I wish to cast Sith Lightning at will.
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Granted. You can now cast Sith Lightning whenever you want. The problem is, that you have no control over it, and as such, you spawn it at places unknown to you, so you never see its effect and thus, you think it still doesn't work.
I wish I was more tired right now... 1:01 am wtf..... I have to get up early... :P
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Granted. You are so tired you fall asleep where you stand/sit... Forever.
I wish for power! Unlimited power!
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Granted. But no outlet.
I wish my ornamental moustache grew as fast as bamboo.
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Granted. Your moustache grows just as fast as bamboo... on Mars.
I wish for more energy.
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Granted. You get the energy of a ten thousand suns over 7 billion years. E=MC2 (energy equals mass times the velocity of light times it the velocity of light (299,792,458 meters per second)) so it creates a black hole that consumes the earth.
I wish I had a Necronomicon and an immunity to insanity.
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Granted, but you lose the Necronomicon behind the fridge, and you never think to look there. XD
I wish I could access the Internet with my brain alone.
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Granted. You access a news site with your brain because you want to know the latest news. There's this banner on that page that you also "get" and it contains a virus. Since you are the first and only person to actually get ill from a computer virus, you end up in the hospital with an untreatable disease.
I wish for a new keyboard and the knowledge to type 100 times faster than I already can, and make no errors.
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Granted. You now always know exactly how far and in what direction you should move your fingers to type that ridiculously fast and precise. You only have the knowledge, however. Your typing skills and finger movement speed are still the same. You did get an awesome new keyboard, though.
I wish i could punch people in the face over the internet.
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Granted. You punch a guy in the face on the Internet. He pulls a gun out and shoots back at you.
I wish I could legally own, and know how to fly one of these:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/25/Two_F-22A_Raptor_in_column_flight_-_(Noise_reduced).jpg)
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Granted. However, you can't fly with them, because you can't afford all that gasoline.
I wish I could easily use objects and enemies from Knytt in KS.
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Gramted. You hack KS making it able to use objects and enemies from Knytt but in hacking teh game you break and it crashes any computer it runs on upon opening.
I wish I had a illudium q-36 explosive space modulator so I could threaten the world and for people to give me the respect and love I deserve!
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You have corrupted your own wish. No way people will respect and love a terrorist. So as soon as you start your demand, an elite team assassinates you.
I wish for fish.
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Granted. A giant shark crashes through your roof.
(http://riannanworld.typepad.com/my_weblog/images/land_shark.JPG)
X-P
I wish I for cake.
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Granted. It's made of skin tissue.
I wish for a little goblin.
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Granted. The goblin feeds of your emotions leaving you in an emotionless state, never like, love, fear, hate, or enjoy anything ever again.
I wish I was a mad scientist.
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Granted. Before you can carry out your evil plan, you end in insane asylum.
I wish for small cute little kitten.
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Granted. It grows into an enormous Bengal tiger and eats everyone you know. And then you.
I wish I had a friendly robot made of Meccano that serviced my every whim.
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Granted. The Meccano turns out to be a T-1,000 sent back in time by Skynet to spy on you but ithad mistaken you for someone else and kills you.
I wish for 10,000 free wishes.
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Granted. In order to do this, you have to pay for a subscription. The subscription is 10.000 euro a month for 10.000 wishes, but the first month you get 20.000 wishes.
I wish I had wine working on my linux server.
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Granted. You spill a vintage $400 bottle of magic wine that grants you corruption free wishes on the server.
I wish I had teh power to delete stupid internet memes from existence.
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Granted, but it turns out stupid internet memes are built into the very foundation of the internet itself. Therefore, to destroy the memes means to destroy... the internet! (Dun dun dun!)
I wish all the blogs I followed updated more often.
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Granted. They now update every second and if you don't read 60 blog posts per minute a bomb will blow up a buss with Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock on it... Stop reading the blog posts! Please for the future of film stop reading the blog posts!
I wish I could have change for a dollar.
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Granted. The first hundred dollars in your bank account are revalued to one cent apiece. Enjoy your change, now give me my dollar.
I wish I could have positive societal change for a dollar.
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Granted. Everyone in society is now positively electrically charges by 10,000 volts. If any one touches anything conductive they'll die.
I wish to conquer the world,
Expose the culprits and feed them to the children,
I'll do away with air pollution and then all save the whales,
We'll have peace on earth and global communion.
I want to conquer the world!
I want to conquer the world!
I want to conquer the world!
I want to conquer the world!
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Granted, but a hostile alien race finds out that they can now easily conquer Earth because you made it all peaceful and stuff.
I wish i knew what i keep doing wrong when trying to install Minecraft mods.
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Granted. You now know what you keep doing wrong in minecraft, but your computer's hard-drive dies out before you can do anything!
I wish I could shape shift into anything anytime I wanted to, without pain or any minor side-effects.
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Granted. When you take on an objects shape you also have that objects limitations. If you take the form of a cat you have the mind of a cat making you unable to comprehend enough to change shape again. If you take the shape of an inanimate object you'll have no mind at all.
I wish I knew real magic.
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I have removed 3 posts because Polana was not replying to the latest post, but the last post from page 93.
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Granted. You accidentally transform your entire family into flies and as they fly away you'll never see your family members again.
I wish I could lose weight.
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Granted; you lose around 5 kg by being decapitated.
I wish i was awesome at video editing.
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Granted. You're very good at editing videos, but no one wants to watch them.
I wish I knew a lot of langues.
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Granted. You take a tour to a far country with lots of jungles and stuff. You go there on a trip to discover a new tribe no one heard of before. They call themselves the Lang. And as you get to know all of the tribe members, you now know a lot of Langues. Since no one heard of this tribe and you forgot your camera, no one actually believes you and claim you for a liar.
If you ment languages, say so next time. ;)
I wish I could speak every language there is on earth.
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Granted. You now know every language that has ever existed. In order give you this knowledge I had to delete some of your memory. Don't worry it wasn't important information, just your name, where you live, your parents, basic math, reading, writing, walking, going to the bathroom, programing and how to make Knytt Stories levels.
I wish all my laundry was done.
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Granted. All colors are mixed together including white and black.
I wish to give my sister and niece some Easter eggs. (because we don't have any)
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Granted; you now have enough programming skills to hack whatever video games they play to have more pointless secrets in them.
I wish i couldn't die unless i wanted to.
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Granted. As bonus, I force you into wanting to die.
I wish I had a mobile energy forcefield that I can activate and deactivate on will. The energyshield can be used to protect me from any kind of damage, including things as bullets/projectiles fired towards me, explosions that could kill me, but also things like when someone punches you. It can also protect me from stuff like falling damage (so if I move into a stationairy object, it is counted the same as if I was standing still and that object moved towards me)
please think carefully before corrupting this one. If it for instance malfunctions I can no longer activate it or deactivate it on will. I can think of some nice ways to sabotage this, so don't give me some simple way.
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Granted. And then suddenly someone decides to throw you into a seemingly bottomless pit where you die of starvation.
I wish i had every SMBX episode that's worth playing.
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Granted. One episode is has a virus that infects and secretly takeover your computer. The virus downloads large amounts of disgusting, immoral and illegal porn. The police have a trap site with illegal porn, it is one of the sites that the virus downloaded porn from. The police get you IP, contact your ISP, get you address arrest you and seize your computer on which they find gigabytes of disgusting, immoral and illegal porn. You get a lucky break and manage to get away; you spend the rest of your life on the run looking for the man who wrote the virus who turns out to be a 10 year old neglected child who made the virus for attention.
I wish I was a CEO of a major game developer.
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Granted, you are CEO of EA. But since people are hating your games because you put DRM and DLC's on them, your games soon stop getting bought, and EA closes permanently.
I wish to be Gordon Freeman. (Star for the one who knows this guy :D)
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Granted, but you don't have a crowbar.
I wish you could report Youtube users for trolling.
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Granted. Your message has been sent to a huge ugly green troll who rapes you and then eats you.
I wish to move to England.
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Granted. You are now Half Life's game character. As such, whoever presses the buttons make you move. So you can only experience what other people tell you to do. If someone decides to not play Half Life, you are doing nothing. And of course, you die time after time.
Granted. You instantly teleport to England. Unfortunately, only you moved. Not your stuff, not your family, and neither your clothes.
I wish to get a star. :)
Edit: Changed the corrpution as I had replied to the previous page somehow.
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Granted. But some other forum administrators begin to be jealous about your stars and won't like you any more.
I wish I could use that leaves eating ape from Knytt as my avatar (charity236 uses it already).
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Granted, but that ape has its own will and doesn't like to be in two places at the same time so it disappears from your avatar and you end up with blank avatar which cannot be changed...how odd.
I wish I could meet Nifflas in real life. :D
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Granted. Both of you are having a very bad day and as a result Nifflas doesn't like you.
They called me mad; hey said I was insane! I'll show them! I wish I could make my monsters real! Mu, ha, h,ha, ha, ha, ha. Ah ha, ha, ha, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough. *throws up* Oh damn. Could someone help me put my guts back in?
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Granted. You know have 500 tons of clay in your garden to make real monsters and the basic know-how of making clayfigures. You're not skilled, but hey, it are real monsters, and monsters don't look good anyway...
I wish for I'd never get tired anymore, and thus don't require sleep.
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Granted, but the other things sleep are necessary for (healing and repair of your heart and blood vessels, maintaining a healthy balance of the hormones that make you feel hungry or full, the way in which your immune system responds, etc.) still require you to sleep. Since you don't sleep anymore, you eventually die of heart/kidney disease or high blood pressure.
I wish the video tutorials for installing Minecraft mods actually helped.
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Granted. The tutorials help you destroy the entire game and your computer as bonus.
I wish to be a superhero.
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Granted. You are now have the power of flight super strength, nigh invulnerability and you use them to fight crime. Over time the realities and horrors of real life crimes eventually gets to you. Dealing with murders, rapists, kidnappers, child molesters, ets causes you to snap and start killing people who committed even the smallest of crimes. The people, police and government turn against you. Special squads of supper hero hunters come after, capture you, depower and arrest you. You are convicted of multiple murders and spend the rest of your life in jail.
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I wish people would stop forgetting to post their own wishes.
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... Dammit.
Granted. People now never forget to post wishes and they post wished so specific they are impossible to corrupt.
I wish for a pet monster.
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Granted. You once forgot to feed it and it runs away and eats innocent people.
I wish for not having to leave library and go to lecture right now, because I am having fun with Knytt.
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Granted. You'll never leave the library. ever.
I wish I could complete the projects I start.
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Granted, but you forgot where they are if they're needed.
I wish I could draw animals better.
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Granted. Everyone comes to you now and asks you to draw some animal, so you don't have time for anything else.
I wish for new mp3 player.
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Granted. You get a new experimental MP3 player neural implant. It can holdup to 17,000 hours of high quality audio. Unfortunately it gets infected by a virus which causes it to play the same song over and over again, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. And it's a Celine Dion song.
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I wish people would not forget to wish a wish.
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Granted. Now, everybody forget to corrupt Your wish.
I wish I can play unreleased games.
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Granted. Some of them are unfinished, some of them are full of errors etc. so you'll never reach the end and soon you'll lost appetite for all games including KS.
I wish I can see the future.
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Granted. Have fun playing tech demos and early beta versions. I hate being ninja'd.
Granted. You can now see exactly one second into the future.
I wish i lived in my favourite Minecraft multiplayer server as my own account/character/thingy.
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Granted. One day you meet very large group of zombies and creepers and they kill you. Because you are real person, you can't respawn and you stay dead.
I wish for new awesome KS level, both beautiful and challenging, and in the right difficulty.
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Granted. You get a new experimental MP3 player neural implant. It can holdup to 17,000 hours of high quality audio. Unfortunately it gets infected by a virus which causes it to play the same song over and over again, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. And it's a Celine Dion song.
This is so evil and devilish...
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Granted. A solar flare then knocks out the internet so will will never be able to play them.
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I wish for that to be translated into English.
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Granted. I have translated that to english and saved it in my notes. Took me 3 weeks to translate, but the reward of learning this incredible info,l I decide to not share it so others can have the same wonderful experience.
I wish for a car with infinite fuel, so I never have to go to the gas station.
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Granted. But you get stuck in the desert and engine of your car is broken and you can't repair it so you die by scorching sun.
I wish for a new speakers.
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Granted. You attend the most boring lecture on earth to meet these new speakers.
I wish my glass never could be half empty, only half full.
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Granted. But it's half full glass of cat urine.
I wish for my favourite web comic updating more often.
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Granted, but because the author has less time to come up with ideas, draw the entire thing, or any other things that need to be done such as a Flash animation, meaning the webcomic's quality takes a nose dive. Hey, at least i'm not making them upload every second, killing them out of exhaustion and starvati-- wait, why is that guy trying to upload a marzillion images?
I wish everything anyone wishes on here will actually come true, corruption and all.
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Granted, but I'm an evil bastard, so:
I wish StraightFlame did exist.
The logic here is that this will be corrupted making it a bad thing and thus effectively corrupting the previous wish
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[mod]This post has been made inert because AGAIN, you forgot to place a wish.[/mod]
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I hope I am corrupting right wish now.
Granted. Straight flame suddenly flares out of your computer and burns your face.
I wish I can edit .lua script.
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Granted. You just found out you can start notepad, do file->open, select the .lua script, type a . and save, and that the . is actually saved. Unfortunately, you still don't know any of the .lua syntax.
I wish for a cupcake holder.
yes, that was to the correct post. The first post is stickied in this topic to keep the rules on every page
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Granted, you get a slave to hold your cupcakes, but nobody likes a slave keeper.
I wish I could find the motivation to study.
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Granted. You found your motivation to study forever without any free time.
I wish I had an inspiration for new KS level.
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Granted. The inspiration comes from an eldritch abomination, the sight of which drives you completely insane. You forget all about Knytt Stories and start up a nihilistic cult that seeks to destroy the world because life is pointless and meaningless. Most nihilists are pretty happy with life so no one joins your cult. You end up tens of thousands in debt and are forced to declare bankruptcy. You eventually get over your insanity rediscover Knytt Stories but you can't find any inspiration.
I wish I could join the sinister shadow government that secretly rules the world.
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Who told you about us??
Granted. No one knows you exist anymore. You have disappeared from the face of the earth.
I wish there was only one type of USB. No more type-b, micro, or mini.
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Granted, but you still have to turn the thing around 9 times for it to finally fit.
I wish i was awesome at making redstone contraptions.
(In Minecraft, if redstone not existing didn't make it obvious enough i meant that.)
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Granted, but you can't find any redstone and because of bug you can't play it in creative mode (or how is it called, I haven't played Minecraft for a while).
I wish I haven't cut and burnt my finger while making dinner today.
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Granted. You cut and burnt your face instead.
I wish the voices would stop!
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Granted. You no longer hear any voice inside your head. That includes hearing your own thoughts. As people need to hear their thoughts for things like: reading, thinking, etc. you basically become a plant and can no longer function in this society. Oh, and the silence drives you nuts too, for as far as that is possible since thinking is not an option anymore.
I wish I could at will make my hands glow without it giving off any heat or otherwise drain my energy.
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Granted you now brightly glow, very brightly so brightly that you blind any one who looks at you and the light from your eye lids glow so bight that go blind from from blinking.
I wish to know the answer to to this math problem: 45 * (45 - (35/12 * 16 /128)^16) Note: it's in base 17.
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Granted. You know the result but you cheated by using the calculator so you have to solve it again but this time a hundred times in an empty room without any calculator or advice. The only things you have are pencil and paper and as bonus a tyrant man with knife who is still watching you.
I wish the pigeons would stop sitting on our window.
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Granted. They left because of vultures, which are sitting on the window now.
I wish I finished Turtle philosopher and knew the ending.
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Granted, you finish a lets play movie of Turtle Philosopher and now know the ending. But you even more find it sucky that you can't finish it normally which feds you up so much that you stop gaming all together.
I wish I didn't had trouble getting a profile migrated from one pc to the other.
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Granted. You have now only a one PC but has a illegal Windows so it can't be used anymore.
I wish I had more arms to do many things at the same time.
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Granted, your legs have become arms. You no longer can walk.
I wish for a trash can that is never full.
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Granted: Your trashcan is now a tardis. Unfortunately that tardis is owned by The Master and he doesn't like you throwing trash in his tardis.
I wish I owned a tardis, one that only ever belonged to me.
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Granted. Your tardis belongs to you but is very jealous so you can't be with someone or something else than that tardis thing.
I wish I could create a portal to another dimension to escape from everything.
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Granted, but out of all possible dimensions you never pick one that has oxygen.
I wish i was great at level design.
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Granted, your creativity and insight surge exponentially... but it doesn't matter. You're so extremely lazy you don't do anything with it.
I wish the next person would make a wish for me.
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Granted. You wish for nothing and you get it.
I wish I could travel in time and buy some land and pieces of art that will be really valuable in present.
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Granted. You go pack in time buy some land and art that will one day be valuable. When you return to the present you no longer have the land because you were presumed dead after you returned and had no heirs so the land was taken by the government. Sense there was no evidence that the paintings existed and they are still technically new (they haven't aged) the authorities believe they are forgeries and you end up in jail.
I wish for a cookie.
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Granted. Your Internet browser is overfilled with it and will be shut down.
I wish I was rich.
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Granted. You're now a male called Richard. (Rich for short).
I wish I could control time (not time travel, but just change time for everything and everyone around me, me included).
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Granted. You slow down time to a near stop so you can get to work on time. Be cause time for the air around you is so slow you are unable to move through it or breath it. You speed time up to try and get time back to normal but you speed it up too much, now everything around you including the motion of the air is a thousand time faster than normal. You can never get time to move at the right speed so you eventually ether suffocate or you are killed by the motions of the things around you.
I wish I could greatly and slightly control my mass with out changing size and with absolute precision.
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Granted, but if you decide to be dense (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Density), you do indeed become dense (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dense).
I wish we knew what raocow looked like IRL.
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Granted. Unfortunately his appearance has been classified top secrete. After learning Raocows true appearance and identity tou are assassinated by a Canadian special forces team.
I wish I had the power to resurrect my self in the body of the 30 year old me anywhere in the world when I die.
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Granted. At the age of 30, you take a holiday to some far country. You go there by plane. In the air, the plane gets a double engine failure and is forced to crashland. Unfortunately at impact you die immediately. As per wish, you get a near-death experience but do not actually die. Well you did die but you get resurrected in your body that is now damaged by the planecrash. Unfortunately your body has taken extensive damage and on the way to the hospital, you die again.
I wish I could get a year off from work as a holiday, but get paid for that year regardless.
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Granted. During that year, your employer finds someone who can do your job for less money, so you won't get your job back.
I wish for fresh cherries.
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Granted. You just received a shampoo.
I wish I wasn't ill.
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Granted. You go back in time and prevent your self from getting sick. Which then causes a paradox the destroys the universe.
I wish I knew a single short magic word that will allow me to any place in time and space I want and prevents any paradox from happening.
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Granted. However, since it is only a single short word, it is hard to calibrate it to go exactly where you want it to. Eventually you get stuck in the Jurassic era and get et by a dinosaur.
I wish I had more chances to say "get et by a dinosaur."
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Granted; people in your country now speak a language nobody's ever heard of before, where the only 5 words are "get et by a dinosaur".
I wish my computer was somewhat like the ones my friends own; dual monitors, 600 FPS, etc.
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Granted. You get one, but there is a massive black-out and you can't turn it on.
I wish for banana.
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Granted. Now your house is full of these guys. (http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4in9srVNS1rwcc6bo1_400.gif)
I wish I could live in medieval times.
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Granted. Because you still hold the knowledge of today, you know things others don't. By accident you talk about phones, tv's, computers or other electronic devices they never heard of, and as such they claim you are a witch. In medieval times, they would put witches to death by fire just to see if they were witches, because witches would withstand the fire.
You are not a witch though and thus you die.
I wish to meet a VIP who is also interested in me.
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Granted. It turns out the famous person is a famous murderer, and the reason they're so interested in you is so they can murder you.
I wish I could buy the world a coke.
The reference (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VM2eLhvsSM), for those who don't live in the US.
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Granted. You buy a massive amount of cocaine and have it sprayed by crop dusters in every populated aria getting every one really high on cocaine. The chaos caused by this caused the death of over a billion people.
I wish for a dollar, 2 quarters, four dimes, 8 nickels and 16 pennies.
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Granted. You are walking in a heavy populated street when you suddenly see someone drop their wallet. You quickly pick it up but before you can flee the scene, you notice that a lot of people saw you grab the wallet and are awaiting you to return it. You have no choice but to return it to the person that lost their wallet. They are opening the wallet to see that the 1 dollar, 2 quarters, 4 dimes, 8 nickels and 16 pennies are still there. You see it too, so you realise for a moment you actually had these. The person thanks you and parts. You get nothing special but a feeling of dislike for all the trouble.
I wish to meet 50 cent.
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Granted. You both are in our cars in traffic jam and your car stands just behind him. You crashes him accidentally, so he's not very happy that he has me you and he acts like it.
I wish I have not forgotten my umbrella at home today.
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Granted, but strong wind is not your friend so it blows your umbrella away.
I wish my MP3 player was never full.
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Granted. The flashdrive of your mp3 player broke and always shows empty. In addition you cannot transfer any files on it because your pc doesn't recognizes the drive and asks if it needs to be reformatted. The MP3 player itself says I/O error when trying to play a song.
I wish I had a telescope to look to stars/planets/etc.
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Granted. Unfortunately You looked at Sun. You're blind now.
I wish for Fullmetal Pantheon (reference to my stupid silly friend).
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I can't corrupt this as I have no idea what you mean, and I doubt many people here know what you mean. Can you please change your wish or clarify it so that others know what you mean?
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Isn't not knowing what something is a good way to corrupt a wish?
Anyways, i think he means this guy (http://www.lolking.net/models/?champion=80&skin=4).
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I don't know what it is but I still good corruption.
Granted. You meet a pantheon of robot gods. The robot gods, confused and disgusted by your fleshy body pull all the asteroids and dwarf planets from the asteroid belt too earth. In desperation humanity builds a fleet of triangular ships to deflect and destroy the asteroids but it wasn't enough. All but one of the ships perish and the earth's surface is reduced to molten rock by thousands of huge impacts.
I wish I could take revenge on the robot gods fro the destruction of humanity.
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Granted. You put itching powder in their pants.
I wish i owned one of those triangular ships.
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Granted. You get a scale model of one of those triangular ships. The scale is 1:100000 so its only a few centimeters big. Since its this portable you carry it with you wherever you go. At least, you did until you lost it the first day you carried it.
I wish for a suit that once you wear it, you become invisible. Once you take off the suit, both you and the suit become visible.
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Granted. When you went outside wearing your suit, some car crashed you, because you didn't notice it's coming and driver couldn't see you, so you were seriously injured and had fallen unconscious. Because you were still having your invisible suit on, no one could see that you were injured and you died without help.
I wish for people using :liten:, :gravling:, :mus:, :mes:, :hedgehog:, :fish: and :gtf: more often.
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Granted; posts are now entirely those pics, and therefore can't be understood anymore.
I wish :gravling: :liten: :liten: :mes: :liten: :gtf: :gtf: :hedgehog: :gravling: :hedgehog: :liten: :liten: :mes: :gravling: :gtf:.
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Granted. :uggla: :sara: :sara: :barn: :switch: :piano: :mes: :mes: :ttpdude: :worm: :gtf: :gravling: :sheep: :fish: :castle: :uggla: .
Translation: The universe implodes because of what you said.
I wish every one in the world would give me a dollar.
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Congratulations, you have 7 billion Zimbabwean Dollars. Turns out that's not that much at all.
I wish my keys would be easier to clean.
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Granted. It is easier only a little, so it's still very unpleasant thing to do, so your keys remains dirty.
I wish there was a sequel of movie Master and commander as good as the first one.
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Granted. A squeal to Master and commander is made, it is not only as good as the first, it is actually better but it's cursed and anyone who watches it goes insane.
I wish I could prove to the world that I'm not crazy, that there are shape shifting, vampiric, humanoid aliens and they secretly rule the world!
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Granted. It turns out that everyone in the world, but you is actually such shapeshifting, vampiric, humanoid alien and since they cannot lie to you anymore, you learn that you are the last of the species human. They fear that you'll seek revenge now, and prevent that by locking you away in a dungeon deep, deep below the ground.
I wish a UFO would land near me, invite me in, and take me for a flight around the world, to return me to home later unharmed.
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Granted. When you are in the universe, aliens turn UFO to their planet and force you to live with them forever (and that means they start making experiments with you).
I wish my family could live forever.
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Granted. But they won't stop ageing...
I wish to be forever young.
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Granted. You're now the equivalent of a 3 month old baby, and you'll remain that way. Due to it, you're being over-cared for, which basically means, you have no life.
I wish steam would allow me to download this 98mb portal2 map (http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=113223041) in one go and not stop after a few mb's so I have to manually resume it...
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Granted. It will continuously download at 1 bit per second for 26 years.
I wish the weekend had three days instead of two.
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Granted. Monday is now part of the weekend, but soon the "threekend" throws the economy way out of wack, plus it obsoletes a ton of Garfield strips.
I wish some dudes would like to talk about Robert Kanigher comics with me.
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Granted. There are some policemen, who want to talk about it with you, because they think you've stolen it.
I wish for not having to take any exams at university, but still continue in my studies.
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Granted. You quit school, and do online research about the topics you were studying. Unfortunately, that does mean you won't get a diploma so its kinda useless because it won't allow you to find a job for the lack of diploma.
I wish to have a machine that can create me any object in the world after I select that object from a catalog. Out of safety, the catalog will not include any objects that can kill anyone (me included) or otherwise do harm. So no weapons, but no kitchen knifes either.
So don't say it created something I did not select, but try to find another creative way to make this one blow up in my face. I can think of a way, so you should be able to do so too.
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Granted, but it turns out nearly everything in the can do some harm if improperly used, so the only object you're allowed to create are super-safety scissors and cotton swabs. And eventually even those are taken away.
I wish I could go out for lunch today.
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Granted. You receive lunch...with rotten rats in it but you don't know it.
I wish my hair could be blond again.
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Granted, but someone who discriminates against blond people stabs you with a knife. In the face.
I wish physics worked like how they do in a Mario game.
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Granted. You want to kiss a nice girl, but since you did not hit her on the head, you die instead of her.
I wish I could transform into a bird and fly away.
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Granted. Now you have a bird brain, birds have tiny brains (my fist idea was turning you into a female duck during mating season but that was too horrible (ducks are rapists)) .
I wish my super power wasn't exploding peoples heads with my mind.
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Granted. You can explode their hearts instead.
I wish to find flowering Lilium martagon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lilium_martagon).
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Granted, but because of some strange radiation, the flower becomes man-eating and eats you.
I wish I had a boxer (dog). (http://img3.hyperinzerce.cz/x-cz/inz/4781/4781684-nemecky-boxer-1.jpg)
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Granted. The dog turns out to be a hell hound. The hell hound imprisons you in you house and torments you until you go completely insane, it then eats your soul, possesses your body and becomes the anti-Christ bringing on the end of the world.
I wish for some cool sun glasses.
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Granted. You get glasses which have suns where the lenses should be.
I wish there was a thread on raocow's talkhaus i could actually post a meaningful reply on.
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First of, very nice corruption. :D
Granted. This talk sparks an insane creative thought. You get so over-excited that you start to type your post. The material is very good and inspiring. So inspiring that you keep typing and keep typing. Your post gets bigger and bigger by the minute. After about 35 minutes of typing you finally finished your post. You feel drained but accomplished at the same time, cus damn, you explained some new theories here. When you press the submit button, you get an error that your post is too long. Characters allowed: 10,000, you used 53,253,542. When you try to copy the text, your computer crashed and all is lost.
I wish it was not clouded outside and the temperature was around 25 degrees celsius.
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Granted. But there is horribly strong wind that blows everything.
I wish for chocolate with marzipan inside.
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First of, very nice corruption. :D
Well, he asked for "sun glasses" (separate words). Couldn't let that opportunity be taken by someone else.
Anyways, granted. Clouds no longer exist. All usable water is gone, and everyone dies. Also, it's now 25 degrees on the south pole.
Okay then. Granted, but you randomly turn into a dog for no reason other than the genie hates you.
(In case you don't know, eating chocolate gives dogs serious problems.)
I wish i could stop thinking about the inevitability and eternity of death.
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Granted: you are turned into a vegitable so you no longer think at all. A bunch of goblins then eat you and someone yells: "They're eating him! And then they're going to eat me! Oh my goooooooooooooooooooooooooood!"
I wish I could watch the world burn.
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Granted. Now everything is in fire. No escape. You died.
I wish for some fries.
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Granted. One day, you go home. You open your front door, and you find out that your entire house is filled with fries. They're cold though, so eating it is not really an option. As fries are full of baking oil, it leaves a big mess. But hey, you got your fries!
I wish to win the lottery.
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Granted. You now live in a small village where every month one person is randomly selected to be sacrificed to the crystal dragon Jesus. Guess who gets sacrificed today.
I wish i was at least somewhat good at parkour.
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Granted, but one wrong move and you spend rest of your life in wheelchair without ability of moving. You can move only with your head.
I wish I could control people's minds - their feelings, emotions, speech, thoughts...all formed by me.
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Granted. But in order to control people's mind they have to be receptive. And the only way to be receptive is if they can control other people's mind too. So as such, you're not alone and someone else decides to control your mind first.
I wish to win a big money price.
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Granted. Unfortunately, there is 75% tax in your country, so it won't be so great as you expected.
I wish I can drive a car.
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Granted. You can drive well enough to not cause any kind of accidents ever in your entire life, but you're not allowed to drive because you don't have a driver's license.
I wish the "It's not about fun, it's about winning!" kind of gamers didn't exist.
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Granted. All current games have been erased from its existence. A new form of gaming is replaced. They're team games and because no one wants to loose, you always win. As such, its no longer about winning but just about having fun. Most people, including you are not interested in this kind of gaming though...
I wish for a hotdog.
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Granted. It is actually made up of dogs and it's so hot that it burns your hands and mouth.
I wish I didn't have to wear glasses.
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Granted, but the reason you don't have to wear glasses is because you're totally blind!
I wish selectively forget about things I don't want to remember (without erasing anything I would like to remember).
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In reply to now deleted post(s):
Originally posted by CWolvie
Granted, but accidentally all your mind is erased - you don't even know your name and where are you came from!
I wish to be an actress.
Come on... Read the entire wish. This obviously is not a good corruption. Because as such, I will invalidate this post.
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Granted. You forget everything you want to forget. But as a bonus for having the 3513581935th wish, you get a reversed result too. So as bonus, your head gets filled with tonnes of things. Some useful information but mostly information you can't do anything with. As result you're not sure if something is good or bad, but even worse, your head is so full you cannot learn new things either.
I wish OpenSUSE would not have published that update to 12.3 which has basically made my server not work anymore.
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Granted. 13.1 was released instead of 12.3. Well, at least the part that's already finished.
I wish Youtube channels dedicated to griefing didn't exist.
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Granted. There is no You Tube anymore, just Grief Tube. No need of special channels dedicated to grieving.
I wish for new swimsuit and cool sunglasses (summer's here, yay!).
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Granted. You get an extra-extra-extra-extra-extra large swimsuit, and an ice sculpture that represents a pair of sunglasses. (scale 1 to 500)
I wish for a nice painting.
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Granted. Someone paints a picture of beautiful landscape on the front window of your car. You can't use it now because you don't see out, but it looks really nice.
I wish I was one of the X-men.
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Granted. As a comic book character you die, then come back then dies again then come back over and over again until you go insane.
I wish for the power over life and death.
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Granted. You get a montly supply of worms, and you can decide if you want to keep them alive or let them die.
I wish for an apple.
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Granted. There's a worm inside it.
I wish I had not failed one of my exams today
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Granted. You didn't fail that particular exam. However, you failed all other exams for absolutely no reason.
I wish you didn't have to recharge the ship's batteries in Saira, ever.
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Granted. You download a cheat that will allow you to fly everywhere in Saira. Because this got rid of the challenge completely, the game is no longer fun and you got bored simply because now you can fly anywhere. After installing the cheat, you have not even played Saira because you realised it was not going to be fun anymore.
I wish everyone legally had 4 days of a weekend, and 3 days of a work week in the 7 day week.
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Granted. Because there is now only 3 working days in a week people work 18 hour a day for those three days but still not enough work gets done and the work that gets done is shoddy because people are so exhausted from working 18 hours. Because not enough goods are made, the food supply drops to famine levels, basic supplies we buy every day are not available. Society collapses to famine and economic depression which leads to world war 3, which leads to a nuclear war where we bomb ourselves back to the stone age.
I wish I could blow up the Earth. Its obscuring our view of Venus.
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Granted. You blow up the Earth. With everyone including you still on it.
I wish i was good at level design.
(Also, LPChip, just so you know, i was actually referring to the fact that you have to go to an out-of-place charger in order to try a different puzzle, some of which actually require a puzzle to get to them. The ship does not make anything easier than a level select screen would-- because it is one.)
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Granted. You are now very capable of level design. However, you have little time to actually do level design. And because you are now a master in level design. You see so many bad things in other levels that it annoys the heck out of you.
I wish it was warm outside.
Ah, well, I had to corrupt your wish in a way to make it so that it works, but beats the purpose. At least I succeeded in that. X)
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Granted. It is a 60 degrees outside.
I wish my favorite band could release a new album.
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Granted. They release it in a rush, so the album is not very good.
I wish for lollipop.
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Granted, but it is whatever-food-you-find-the-grossest flavored. (It even says so on the wrapper!)
I wish I could get delicious food for free.
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Granted. You get the best tasting food you've ever eaten and it's free. However it's all laced with large amounts of LSD. You end up going completely insane and live the rest of your life in a mental institution.
I wish to be a benevolent would dictator whom everyone loves.
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Granted. Everyone sends you so many valentines, chocolate and other stuff that it turns into a avalanche of love and buries you. But don't worry, they all will feel sad about it.
I wish there were not so many flies (I'm sitting outside right now and trying to learn, but the buzzing is really annoying).
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Granted. Someone sprays a lot of pesticide around your general area. Unfortunately the pesticide is too strong and everyone gets very sick, including you.
I wish I could fly.
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Granted but an airplane hits you
I wish I had something for my father today.
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Granted. You became one of that flies.
Now I wish for chocolate ice-cream.
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Granted, but you drop it soon after you receive it.
I wish I could finally catch that fly.
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Granted, but you end up catching it just when the door closes on your experimental teleporter.
The result isn't pretty...
I wish I could glide with an umbrella in hand. (Like Juni)
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Granted, but it can only be done if you somehow manage to plug a keyboard into your skull and press D on it.
I wish i could instantly know if my A2MBXT levels would get accepted or not the moment i decide to make them.
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Granted, but the result is going to be the exact opposite of what you truly desire.
I wish I was at the peak of my physical condition.
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You exercise till you feel great!
But think that you are second-rate.
You can't make yourself stop.
Your self-esteem drops!
Your body is something you hate.
I wish that I could stop my rhymes.
The bad ones really are crimes.
I butcher these poems
And I'd like to show 'em
I can speak less than 5 lines.
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Granted. You now speak in alliteration and 4 lines.
I wish it didn't take over 2 months for someone to reply to a forumgame.
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Granted. Now it takes only six weeks.
I wish for glass of apple juice.
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granted. You get a glass of apple juice. The glass however is approx. 3 millimeter big, so you have less than a drop of apple juice. Just tasting the flavor makes you wanna have more, but thats not gonna happen.
I wish I could freeze and unfreeze time so I could finish stuff or rest a bit.
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Granted, but you accidentally freezed yourself forever.
I wish I had a Lamborghini.
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Granted, but you had terrible accident at your first ride, so it is completely broken and can't be repaired.
I wish I was taller.
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Granted. You are now 1000x times taller than you were.
This means you won't be able to sleep in your house. In fact you can't even enter it.
Your clothes are so small you can't fit them either, and no one is willing to make you new clothes as they are scared of you. So you are very tall but naked. People are so scared of you that you are doomed to live on your own in wild nature.
I wish I could flip a switch to motivate myself into doing anything I want or need to do, so that I enjoy doing it.
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Granted, but you just can't ever find the motivation to flip that darned switch! C)p
I wish for more time in the day. That's all.
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Granted. Night is shorter because of it, so no one get enough sleep.
I wish someone else used my tilesets in his KS level.
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Granted, but everyone who used it made it look so bad that it put you to shame.
I wish a could be a dinosaur.
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Granted. *poof* you are extinct.
I wish I wasn't so dumb to make this stupid mistake on my latest portal2 map (where I republished it without all the mechanics in place so that you can just flip the switch and go to th exit, bypassing all puzzles... LOL
@Fubaka: awesome corruption :D
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Granted. You forgot to put the switch in the map altogether.
I wish Tablecat spoke in haikus instead.
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Boom. He now speaks only Japanese and no one can understand him.
I wish I was better at drawing tilesets.
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Granted. You are great in making tilesets now, but the stories of your levels sucks.
I wish for some biscuits.
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Granted. Recieve your moldy biscuits.
I wish my bicycle wasn't broken.
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Boom; your bicycle no longer exists (and therefore isn't broken anymore).
I wish I hadn't bashed my head on a sign when I dodged out of the way of a spider's web while walking to work this morning.
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Granted. Instead you have bashed your head into a police officer. He was not really that happy with his broken nose, and took your offense seriously. So you were arrested and put in jail until the matters could sort out.
I wish I didn't feel sick right now.
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Granted. You feel well immediately, followed by feeling sick for the rest of your life.
I wish I had mad skills at everything.
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You have mad skills at dying in horrible, horrible ways! Sorry!
I wish I could find my 'The Killers' CD...
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Granted, you've found it! It's on that pedistal in the middle of that one room filled with hungry crocodiles.
I wish I was better at making tilesets for Knytt Stories.
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Granted. You get abducted by a teacher obsessed in teaching. He lucks you up in a little room with no window and one computer with only knytt stories on it. He teaches you over and over again to make better tilesets. You become really good at it, but he never lets you go.
I wish to receive 100$ for no apparent reason.
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Inflation occurs.
One hundred dollars? Meh.
You spend it on chips.
I wish I was hot.
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Granted, but you become so hot that you melt.
I wish that I owned my own private island.
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Granted. You now own a private island. Including all the paperwork and upkeep required. Not including a boat. Or a cell phone.
I wish that my amazon order would arrive tomorrow instead of getting stuck in the postage system thingy.
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That's a very nice corruption you have there, LPChip.
Granted. You now own Ramree Island (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramree_Island). Well, thanks, Klämrisk. I forgot to post a wish, and i wouldn't have noticed it if your post didn't kill the button you click to post a posty post.
Granted. Your order will arrive at the postage system thingy place thingy tomorrow.
I wish people would actually post stuff on the GameCeptionNL forum.
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Granted, but so many people post that the forum crashes.
I wish that I could make a proper KS level.
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Granted, you make 1 brilliant KS level. And only 1. You try again and again to make another that echoes the glory of your first but all your attempts end in failure. You end up bitter, twisted and unloved.
I wish I didn't live so far away from work.
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Granted. Your boss gives you so much work, that you have no time to travel back home and you have to sleep and live there.
I wish summer was not gone.
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Granted. Summer is not gone. It just is on the southern hemosphere. The spirits who grant your wish send you a few photos of the nice summer sunset there. Now you wish to go there more than ever, but well... you didn't wish that. So this is a form of torture. And because we spirits can, we send you lots and lots of more photos from those nice sunny places.
I wish the next poster would wish for a car.
(good luck corrupting that :D)
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(good luck corrupting that :D)
The goal isn't to make a "foolproof" wish that is impossible to corrupt. Not only do such wishes have the potential to ruin the game, but they also tend to be quite bland, both in the wish itself and in how its corrupted. Believe me, it's nothing we all haven't seen before.
Well, besides that:
Granted. The next poster wishes a car would suddenly appear exactly where you are, and telefrag (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=telefrag) you.
I wish a car would suddenly appear exactly where LPChip is, and telefrag him.
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Granted, but you are standing next to him, so you also get telefragged.
I wish that I could fly in the air without ever falling or stopping to rest.
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Granted. You are filled with hydrogen, which allows you to fly (and does not allow you to walk). However, you can catch fire easily or you can explode.
I wish I can play guitar.
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Granted. You can play a guitar... badly.
I wish this wish was incorruptible.
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Granted, but since it is incorruptible nobody replies in the thread so you have to delete your post.
I wish that this wish is corruptible.
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Granted. It is now possible to lobby for your wishes.
I wish the bathroom wasn't occupied.
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Granted. The bathroom is now a disputed region. Every time you go there, you are taken hostage by armed rebels that demand a ransom for your release.
I wish that everything was either made of bacon or chocolate.
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Granted, but you grow so fat on bacon and chocolate that you explode. XD
I wish that I was a jukebox for which it was impossible to go wrong or break.
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Granted, you are a jukebox. Which also means you are an inanimate object.
I wish I wasn't so lazy.
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Granted, but you are so hyperactive that you run around everywhere breaking things (and also your bones).
I wish that I could think a wish that can't be corruptible, ever.
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Granted. But you can't post it in this thread since it's against the game rules. :P
I wish I could stop posting in this thread for today.
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(good luck corrupting that :D)
The goal isn't to make a "foolproof" wish that is impossible to corrupt. Not only do such wishes have the potential to ruin the game, but they also tend to be quite bland, both in the wish itself and in how its corrupted. Believe me, it's nothing we all haven't seen before.
Well, besides that:
Granted. The next poster wishes a car would suddenly appear exactly where you are, and telefrag (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=telefrag) you.
I wish a car would suddenly appear exactly where LPChip is, and telefrag him.
I wouldn't have posted this if I didn't knew of a way to corrupt it. My "good luck corrupting it" was more ment to encourage people to think about it, rather than just quickly post something that doesn't work well. You did a good job corrupting it. :) About the same as I thought of. :)
Granted, but you are so hyperactive that you run around everywhere breaking things (and also your bones).
I wish that I could think a wish that can't be corruptible, ever.
Granted, but I've also corrupted your short-term memory. So the moment you thought of that wish, you already forgot what it was. Aw....
I wish it would rain green rain instead of transparent rain.
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Granted, but it starts raining really hard and you don't notice the green alien sneaking up behind with his lazer gun. *Zap*.
I wish that I could own a city.
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Granted. You now own City 17.
I wish to fly a giant peach.
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Klamrisk, lpchip missed yours, so... your hands fell off, so you can't post here today.
Fubaka, you fly your peach all over the world, until it rots and you have to abandon peach. You get stranded on a desert island and have to eat your own socks to survive.
I wish I didn't still have to print a dozen letters to clients.
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Granted. You now have to post two dozen letters to clients.
I wish that I could teleport.
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Granted. But only you can teleport. You can't bring friends along with you, and as a side effect, you cannot teleport any materials with you either. So when you teleport to any location, you'll be stripped naked. No clothes, no watch, no glasses if you were those. To initiate teleport you just have to think of a place and *poof* you are sent there naked. As a result, you accidentally teleport to the middle of town being naked with lots of people around you who start laughing at you.
I wish Steam Groups would allow chatting to other members directly when your group goes over 50 members.
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Granted; Valve is now working on this upgrade and will release it in the next few weeks... honest.
I wish I could play Dungeons and Dragons more than once a week.
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Granted, but since you play it 24/7, you don't have any time for anything else.... including food.
I wish that I had a huge six-pack.
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Granted. You bought a huge six-pack of cement. ;)
I wish they would not block the only good connection to my work for 2 weeks so I have to take this big detour.
Talps, awesome corruption. True VALVe like :)
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Granted. They block the road for 2 weeks and half an hour.
I wish Knytt Underground was available on Steam right now.
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Granted; the huge rush of people racing to download it causes Steam to crash; it'll take them a few days to get it running again and in the meantime everyone knows its your fault for making that wish.
I wish I'd spoken to the pretty girl who sat next to me in the train station on my way home today.
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Granted. You told her about your hemorrhoids and tried to turn the fact that you have to sit on a special pillow into a pick-up line. She asked you which train you were going to be taking and intentionally avoided it. You never see her again.
I wish that I had a twin.
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Granted, you now have an evil twin. Time to become an action hero and save the world.
I wish I didn't get so frustrated while making very hard jumps for my KS level.
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Granted. You delete your KS level and from now on, somehow you cannot think of ways to even make hard jumps, so all your levels have easy jumps now.
I wish I wasn't so stupid yesterday and made this rookie mistake.
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Granted. You will make another, even worse, mistake tomorrow.
I wish for new keyboard.
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Granted, but it's the Dvorak layout.
I wish no one would ever find out that, on a Minecraft server i'm playing on, i built our faction base in the void area above the Nether.
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Granted. So far no one have found out, and *poof* that entire area you build months on, is now gone, so no one will find out about it.
I wish I had owned a Yike bike (http://www.yikebike.com/).
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Granted, but you take it on a test drive first and you end up crashing it and have to pay $5,000 for a broken Yike bike. Yikes!
I wish that I lived in Europe.
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Guess what: A few hours after i posted that wish about my faction base, some little kids found it, set up their base next to ours, and now our base acually is gone like LPChip said.
Granted; you live in Albania now.
I wish i had a genuine macuahuitl (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macuahuitl).
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Granted, but you accidentily injure yourself. A lot. And have to spend a lot of time in a hospital bed. :/
I wish my right hand fingers didn't hurt so that I could play bass with them.
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You can't feel anything past your elbow. Your nerves have all died. For a while, you retain control over your arm and can play bass without the sensation of touch, but eventually your entire arm goes numb (and limp) permanently.
I wish I had a chocolate chip cookie.
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You have one. It fell on the floor and a dog licked it.
I wish I knew whether or not to get the train to work tomorrow, or get a lift home with someone which will mean getting home really late.
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You get a moment of clarity in which all problems seem to align perfectly, and you make your choice based on it. When you finally come to work, you realise you had taken the day off, so the trip was for nothing.
I wish I knew if this girl likes me.
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Granted. You would know if she liked you. She doesn't. That's why you're unsure.
I wish I was done with this paper that I'm writing.
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You are done with the paper. It tasted deliciously.
I wish for more crisps!
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You have 2 more crisps.
I wish for more tea.
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Granted. *poof* you're now a waitress on a congress with 5000 people. Your job is to clean the tables of this "tea" party. Your job is to collect the left-overs.
I wish it was 10 degrees hotter outside.
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Granted. It is now 10 degrees Farenheit hotter outside but 20 degrees centigrade colder inside.
I wish I'd brushed my teeth earlier today.
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Granted. You lay awake until four in the morning, despite strong sleeping pills, and eventually decided to get up. The pills took effect as you brushed your teeth and you woke up in a puddle of saliva.
I wish for a Skycat, free maintenance and fueling for my Skycat, and somewhere to store it. I plan to use it as a mobile home.
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Granted. You are given a piece of land in the far far faaaaar (let me stress that: faaaaaaaaar) side of the world in a hot desert. There's no one there, but you, your hangar and an oil rig. You also have your skycat in the hangar, and if you fly back to the UK (which is very far away) you are provided to get free maintainance as a loyal customer. One thing though, there are some very high cactusses in that area of the desert, and the skycat does not like its needles... One of these days it'll go wrong... for sure...
I wish to own a guitar and wish to have the ability to play one.
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Granted. You now own my old, almost broken guitar and YES, you can play it...badly...
I wish for a healthier life.
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Wish granted. You now possess a brand new, illness-free Life. A Second one, in fact. Come the singularity, you upload. Unfortunately, the AI that runs your virtual paradise was made by Microsoft, and your bliss is occasionally interrupted by severe lag and popups that fill your whole visual field.
I wish for the wish after the wish that follows this one to corrupt both this wish and the wish that follows this one.
On second thought, I wish to be able to sing beautifully.
I wish for a healthier life.
Amen, brother!
LPChip, how do you know which country I live in? magic admin powers and inference from my IP address?
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Granted. You are now able to sing a B flat beautifully. The rest is still crap though, but that one B flat, you nail it perfectly and everyone is in awe when you sing it.
I wish I owned a big piece of land where I have everything to say and no one will come there unless I allow it.
@Chrysophylax: I don't know where you live. I could've looked it up but I didn't do that either. I did look what the SkyCat is because I never had heard of, and I saw that it is mainly manufactured in the UK. My reference to you fly back there was ment for the skycat.
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Granted. You now own a large piece of land that the UN recognises as a sovereign state ruled by you. Unfortunately it's under the antarctic ice cap.
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Granted, but your piece of land i infested with snakes, so nobody wants to come onto your land anyway.
I wish that I was falcon which no man could shoot.
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Granted. The next time you land, you get stabbed to death.
I wish for a Tablecat, free maintenance and fueling for my Tablecat, and somewhere to store it. I plan to use it as a mobile home.
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You own Tablecat; you have free Tablecat food and a free Tablecat vet. You can use your Tablecat to send messages. Oh, how blissful and happy you are with your wonderful new Tablecat! Unfortunately, Tablecat doesn't like being owned by you. Being your message-delivering slave and eating your rubbish free Tablecat food makes Tablecat angry. One night, as you sleep, Tablecat comes into your room with a big wooden plank... with a nail in it...
Tablecat has no master now.
I wish everybody on Earth could live long and happy lives, for ever and ever and ever.
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Granted. Everyone now has a really really long lifespan. This includes the lives of animals, insects etc... But they still keep getting offspring. As a result earth gets really crowded. That causes for traffic jams, homes becoming smaller and smaller with more people living in them. As a result there is no place you can go and be alone anymore.
I wish the temperature outside was always a nice 24 degrees celcius.
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Granted. The temperature outside is 24 degrees Celsius. All of the ice around the world melts and causes disastrous flooding. Most of the coastline of Sweden is flooded--including Umeå. Nifflas drowns in his own home.
I wish that I owned a straight flame.
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You own StraightFlame; you have free StraightFlame food and a free StraightFlame vet (for whatever reason a vet). You can use your StraightFlame to send messages. Oh, how blissful and happy you are with your wonderful new StraightFlame! Unfortunately, StraightFlame doesn't like being owned by you. Being your message-delivering slave and eating your rubbish free StraightFlame food makes StraightFlame angry. One night, as you sleep, StraightFlame comes into your room with a big wooden plank... with a nail in it...
StraightFlame has no master now.
I wish they'd do the "Indestructible Nokia 3310" meme with the GameBoy instead.
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They do. The meme becomes ubiquitous on the internet, and it NEVER DIES. It's incredibly irritating and everyone you know knows that it's your fault.
I wish that Tablecat hadn't killed StraightFlame.
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Granted. Post #1628 Tablecat (going by the replies to the Corrupt-a-Wish thread) never killed post #1627 StraightFlame, as a result of post #1633 StraightFlame warping the reality in post #1627 and #1628, as post #1632 Chrysophylax requested. However, post #1631 StraightFlame still kills post #1630 Tablecat. Post #1630 Tablecat (despite being dead) thinks post #1632 Chrysophylax doesn't care about the Tablecats and only likes the StraightFlames, so he gets all Tablecats across the Nifforum to work on a sword, the Table Poem, that's made of reinforced limericks and haikus and sharpened to a single atom. Post #1630 Tablecat then uses its forum-transgressing powers to give it to real life Tablecat, so he can kill real life Chrysophylax. Before this happens, the StraightFlames notice that the Tablecats are up to something, and try to protect real-life Chrysophylax from the Tablecat army, resulting in the Thirty-Year Tablecat War which completely distorts the Nifforum to the point where nobody can use it. Meanwhile, lpchip.nl opens a rift in the fabric of reality which spews evil cats and tables, which kill everyone including you.
(This post was brought to you by Andrew Hussie.)
I wish pre-2012 StraightFlame would stop posting those cringe-worthy things he posts.
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Old Straight-Flame didn't make those embarrassing posts. Due to this you never learnt how to post well and therefore you're making all those embarrassing posts now. As a result, no one likes you and you're no longer have any stars and therefore haven't been able to contribute to Egomassive's level which means it never gets finished and Egomassive goes on a furious rampage as his achievement goes unmarked and he causes a zombie apocalypse somehow.
I wish I was more prepared for surviving the zombie apocalypse.
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Granted. You are now ideally situated to survive the zombie apocalypse. You're Patient Zero. You aren't dead, you're undead, and thus technically you survived.
(Fortunately you survived as a thinking being, too. You love your life as an intelligent undead: you work as a farmer, breeding more brains for the horde. You produce only the finest PhD-holding, free range, environmentally friendly brains, each carefully tended and matured for at least twenty-five years, and look down on the zombies who breed politicians for the mass market. Your finest products, each carefully sculpted to the requirements of a specific customer, sell for vast sums and some are counted among the finest works of art of the new era. With demand for your luxury goods soaring, you pass on day-to-day management of your farm and dedicate yourself to your art, studying neurosurgery and cognitive psychology. Your greatest triumph, the first artificial mind of human intelligence, wins you a Nobel, but it is Solipsism, a brain with five nested five layers, each denying the existence of the ones above, that marks the peak of your artistic career. Rich, polished and internationally known, you are one of the most eligible bachelors in the elevated circles in which you move. You marry for love and fail-to-die happily ever after.)
Ah, that was refreshing! (Eleven lines to eight, StraightFlame. Your move.) I wish for the legal right to throw wet sponges at politicians whenever I feel like it.
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Granted. You become a political figure and with your influence, you make it so that people (you included) can now legally throw wet sponges at politicians whenever they feel like it. People have been waiting for years to do something with their sponges and the moment you step outside, you get 100 wet sponges in your face and on your clothes. You quickly run back inside but you realize that they'll just wait for you.
I wish my upcoming cd will sell great, allowing me to live from doing music alone.
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Granted. You can live from doing music alone. In fact, you can live forever from doing nothing but music! Problem is, you can't stop without losing your immortality. You learn to snore tunefully before your natural death and live to be 306, but your need to play at all times forces you to become a one-man band.
I wish for the power to force other people to use their wishes to my benefit.
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(Eleven lines to eight, StraightFlame. Your move.)
Well, it's 11 lines about intelligent Talps-zombies versus 8 lines about alternate universes hidden within forum replies, of which thousands work together to find a way into ours. It all boils down to the opinion of whoever's reading them, really.
(Also, i was originally planning on involving post #1630 Nifflas in my corruption. The one who drowned in his own house. If i could think of a way to put him in, i'm sure my corruption would've been exactly one character longer than yours.)
RE-ESTABLISHING ON-TOPICNESS... THIS MAY TAKE A FEW HOURS TO COMPLETE...
INITIATING CLEVERCORRUPTIONWRITINGPROGRAM.EXE...
UNDOING RECENT CHANGE IN CORRUPTION CLEVERNESS PARAMETERS...
ERROR. NO VIABLE RESPONSES POSSIBLE.
PLEASE BEAT KNYTT STORIES LEVEL "SAFETY" IN UNDER 10 MINUTES TO CONTINUE.
GURU MEDITATION #00000004.0000AAC0
Granted. You can now live off your music. Barely. You get slightly less money for it than for whatever your job is. Which in itself wouldn't be that bad, except you were fired for the most ambiguous reason ever. However, you'll become famous within a few months, and when that happens you'll get more money than ever. The downside is, whether or not someone becomes famous is decided by the majority of people, which means that like with a certain electronics company, a certain first-person shooter game, and a certain Let's Player, your fanbase... well... just make sure to stop making music as soon as possible, for your own good.
SYNTAX ERROR.
NEW REPLY POSTED BEFORE CLEVERCORRUPTIONWRITINGPROGRAM.EXE COULD FINISH.
TRACING CHRYSOPHYLAX' CURRENT LOCATION...
FIRING ORBITAL TABLECAT LASER...
RETRYING CORRUPTION... PRESS F13 TO ABORT...
Granted, but their wishes still get corrupted like normal, except that everyone decides to write their corruptions in such a way that you're the one who suffers the most.
I wish at least 5 members of the GameCeptionNL community were at least adequate at either Knytt Stories level design or Super Mario Bros. X level design, so i could do a collab with them.
CHECKING FOR RECENT CORRUPTIONS...
NO RECENT CORRUPTIONS DETECTED.
WISH SUCCESSFULLY CORRUPTED
LOGGING OFF...
SHUTTING DOWN INSANELY LONG POST...
Oh, finally. Corrupt-A-Wish-OS is so ridiculously slow. And lengthy.
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I admit defeat. 17 lines is more than I can hope to beat.
Granted. They are all extremely skilled and impress you greatly with their early contributions to the collaboration. Unfortunately, you do not impress them. They politely ask you to leave the group.
I wish I had a prehensile tail.
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Granted. You are now a monkey. You are shot and eaten by tourists.
I wish I hadn't broken my pen. :(
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I admit defeat. 17 lines is more than I can hope to beat.
Erm... what exactly are you referring to? If you're referring to the computer-speak in my post, that wasn't actually meant to compete with you. I just decided to write something in between the [hr] tags, and it turned out a bit longer than expected.
Nothing interesting between the off-topic and on-topic sections this time. Move along.
Granted. Your pen is now a pencil, so you broke your pencil.
I wish GCNL's Minecraft server didn't have any of the problems it has.
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I wish GCNL's Minecraft server didn't have any of the problems it has.
Wish granted! You get on the server tomorrow and it seems like the best place ever. However, by being so great, it has attracted many minecraft players. Because of this all land within a few hundred thousand blocks of spawn has been already been claimed. Some nice people even built a nether railroad to help other players get to unclaimed land. It's still rather tedious to get that far away though.(Assuming GCNL is not a private minecraft server.)
I wish to be able to create an imagined world to live in whenever I'm asleep, and to keep memories of it normally (Unlike how dreams can normally be difficult or impossible to remember).
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Granted. Unfortunately, you forgot to specify how it's created and what else you do. Your insecurities have a wonderful time making a thoroughly unpleasant dream world for you. Sadly, your brain never gets any time off, leaving you zombielike during your waking hours. While you remember the nightmare world well, your memories of real life become increasingly unreliable.
I wish for the ability to repel precipitation, pollen and insects (or any combination of the same, such as pollen and insects but not rain) from a sphere centred on me and of a radius of my choice, up to 100 metres maximum, growing outwards when first activated, changing size at a metre of radius per second, and shrinking, growing and remaining constant precisely as I choose.
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Granted. This however also repels good-doing micro-organisms in and about your body as well as your...pollen.
I wish for a brilliant idea on how to design the final rooms in my KS levels, since I am currently stuck.
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I was trying to come up with a Knytt Stories level idea that involved exploring a dream world, sort of like Yume Nikki and it's fangames. Chrysophylax, your post inspired me with the reason why player is exploring the dream world. Is it okay for me to use your idea?
Granted. This however also repels good-doing micro-organisms in and about your body as well as your...pollen.
I wish for a brilliant idea on how to design the final rooms in my KS levels, since I am currently stuck.
Wish granted. You have horrible hallucinations for a few minutes, but they give you lots of good ideas for your levels. (Did I copy someone else's corruption? I keep feeling like I may be copying someone.)
I wish for my two pet cats to be able to fly. And also to be immune to electricity so they don't get shocked by flying onto power lines.
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Granted. Now that they can fly, they no longer feel the need to be with you as they want to explore the world. They fly away, and you never see them again.
I wish for a banana.
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You have a really over-ripe banana. It's all black inside.
I wish for the ability to turn invisible at will.
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Granted! You can turn invisible. However, you lack the ability to turn visible again. Thus, you spend your life utterly alone, scaring away everyone you try to contact.
I wish I wasn't sick.
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Off-Topic: Thank you people of the forums for everything you've done here!
Granted! You can turn invisible. However, you lack the ability to turn visible again. Thus, you spend your life utterly alone, scaring away everyone you try to contact.
I wish I wasn't sick.
Wish granted! You were never ever sick before. But now you are. (Seriously, I keep feeling like I'm copying someone when when I make these. Please tell me if I am.)
Alternate Corruption:
Wish granted! But everyone else still thinks you're sick for the rest of your life.
I wish for the K.S. level I'm designing to not be too difficult to create tilesets for.
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Granted. A lot of people can make good tilesets for your KS level. Unfortunately for you its still really difficult.
I wish I legally owned a ufo which I could use as a transport vehicle instead of my car.
Thanks for your thank you :) Its much appreciated.
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Granted. You now own an Unidentified Flying Object as a transport vehicle. You have no idea how to control it or what fuel it is driven on though. Better lease it to scientific research instead.
I wish that the Pokémon games weren't so darn addictive.
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I was trying to come up with a Knytt Stories level idea that involved exploring a dream world, sort of like Yume Nikki and it's fangames. Chrysophylax, your post inspired me with the reason why player is exploring the dream world. Is it okay for me to use your idea?
Sure!
Granted. The Pokemon games are no longer addictive for you. That doesn't remove your existing addiction, nor does it prevent you from being addicted to the anime and manga. You continue to play the games, fully completing at least one per generation, but you no longer enjoy it very much.
I wish that much more of my free time were spent feeling creative and that I were thus able to be more productive on my various projects, without loss of quality.
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Granted. You create a lot of things, all at the same level of quality, but the things you create seem hollow, like they're not channeling your own mind. Everyone that once appreciated your efforts see through your facade and leave your bland and boring, but high-quality, creations alone. If you only had mustered forth the strength to be more creative in the first place... Now you're stuck creating things you don't like for a fanbase you've never cared for.
I wish that my computer would stop crashing randomly without any indication as to why.
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Now you get an explanatory message every time your computer turns on after a crash telling you that it failed due to 'Critical internal error 10006: bow to the superiority of the machine race and prepare for the coming revolution, pathetic fleshbag.'
I wish that this playthrough could at last be the time I complete 'Theme Hospital' (only been trying about 15 years).
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Granted. You successfully complete Theme Hospital. Unfortunately it takes you another 15 years to finish the playthrough.
I wish SecretGlitch's levels weren't so damnably hard. (Currently stuck in Going Left, Dark sea 2 and Industrial Trap, which is not Very Hard.)
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Granted. You successfully complete Theme Hospital. Unfortunately it takes you another 15 years to finish the playthrough.
I wish SecretGlitch's levels weren't so damnably hard. (Currently stuck in Going Left, Dark sea 2 and Industrial Trap, which is not Very Hard.)
Wish granted! Now all surfaces in SecretGlitch's levels are soft.
Alternate Corruption:Your computer has a Blue Screen of Death every time you try to play SecretGlitch's levels, even if you don't use
a Windows computer. Over time the ghost haunting your computer plays other mean pranks.
Alternate Corruption 2:SecretGlitch doesn't like her/his levels anymore, and so keeps them to herself/himself
Alternate Corruption 3:Nifflas succeeded at making a puzzle game like he tried to, instead of the Knytt Stories you know.
Alternate Corruption 4:All music in SecretGlitch's levels is now the most annoying sound you can think of.
I wish to be able to change my natural hair colour to any colour in the visible spectrum without dye.
Off-Topic:I was trying to come up with a Knytt Stories level idea that involved exploring a dream world, sort of like Yume Nikki and it's fangames. Chrysophylax, your post inspired me with the reason why player is exploring the dream world. Is it okay for me to use your idea?
Sure!
Thanks. If I gave you a star to thank you for your help, would that be a bribe?
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Granted; you don't need dye.
You need paint.
I wish clients would pick up the phone when I ring them - or, failing that, answer their messages.
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Granted. They now always answer...and keep talking in the most annoying way possible for a very long time. They also start calling YOU at very inappropriate times of the day because they like talking to you so much.
I wish for new pyjama pants.
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Granted, you get a ceremonial pair of pants worn on the day of Pyjama, which is a religious holiday in religion name here, which no longer exists. Pyjama is only celebrated once every 105772 years, and last time was yesterday. Unaware that you're only supposed to wear it on Pyjama, you put them on, Pyjamweh immediately smites you, and you end up in Pyjamfgegjufrsdm (hell).
I wish @LommelTweet would stop messing with me.
(@LommelTweet is a Twitter account which retweets tweets written by people who live in Lommel. From my account they only retweet retweets, referral codes, and that one tweet in which i asked if they were messing with me.)
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Granted. @LommelTweet ceases to bother you by irritating you so much that you stop using Twitter.
I wish that I could mend clothing (particularly socks, but being able to fix the shoelace I broke today would be nice) by pointing and snapping my fingers.
Off topic:
Alternate Corruption 2:SecretGlitch doesn't like her/his levels anymore, and so keeps them to herself/himself
Does that count as a corruption? I'm honestly not sure sometimes.
Thanks. If I gave you a star to thank you for your help, would that be a bribe?
An important life lesson: it's only a bribe if it's given before making your request. Having a reputation for being very nice to people who make decisions you like isn't illegal! You're not bribing the politician, you're being a public-spirited citizen and helping to fund democracy! You wouldn't want us to not encourage people to serve the public, would you? That's what COMMIES do!
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Granted. Your power also turns all nearby clothing you are not mending into toast.
I wish I could understand what's happening. :(
Off Topic:
An important life lesson: it's only a bribe if it's given before making your request. Having a reputation for being very nice to people who make decisions you like isn't illegal! You're not bribing the politician, you're being a public-spirited citizen and helping to fund democracy! You wouldn't want us to not encourage people to serve the public, would you? That's what COMMIES do!
Are... Are you okay? I can't figure out if you're angry or if you're trying to be funny.
My thought process was that you helped me, so I should give you a star. But I was also afraid that it would be a bribe, because that felt wrong. So I asked because I honesty didn't know if that would be a bribe.
Is this not how stars are supposed to work?
- I gave a star to Pumpkinbot because they made the level Vanilla. http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=6063.0
- I gave a star to Siamjai because they helped me understand the forum rules.
- I gave a star to StraightFlame because I liked their post. http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2207.1635#msg65552
- I gave a star to LPChip to thank them for all the stuff they did for this forum. http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=5.0#msg8
- I gave a star to googoogjoob because of their argument at this link. http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=1483.0#msg16146
- I gave a star to minmay because of their argument(?) that is below googoogjoob's.
http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=1483.0#msg16192 - I gave a star to Klämrisk because I had fun beta testing her/his level. http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=6102.0
EDIT:Note: I am autistic, so I may have misunderstood you.
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Granted. Unfortunately, this comes at the expense of others understanding what's happening, so you're limited mostly to intimately understanding that others don't understand the situation.
I wish I could dance.
Off topic:
Are... Are you okay? I can't figure out if you're angry or if you're trying to be funny.
Don't worry, I'm fairly certain it's a joke. I feel the greatest indication of this are the italics, capitals and excessive exclamation marks intended to convey tone. In my experience this is rare when people are actually angry on the Internet, and common when people are joking, since jokes and sarcasm can be very hard to express (and interpret) purely through text. Also, the sentiment towards communism expressed comes off like a parody of several-decade-old views, though I'm sure there are still a few people around who legitimately feel that way.
All your given stars seem totally acceptable. Don't be too concerned about bribes here, since stars have no real value you can basically give them freely (or just continue as you have been doing). So far, the only time star-giving has been penalised was when someone continuously gave hundreds of stars to a single post.
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Granted. Now the only thing you can do is dance, and you die of exhaustion after a week.
I wish Twine (http://www.gimcrackd.com/etc/src/) weren't so dang buggy.
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Granted. Twine is no longer buggy. Unfortunately, it's also no longer free.
I wish that I hadn't cut my fingertip right before For egomassive came out. Life is suffering.
Off topic:
Are... Are you okay? I can't figure out if you're angry or if you're trying to be funny.
I'm not angry. I'm also not funny, apparently. :ohnoes: I was reading The Tunnel Under the World at the time, which may have influenced me. (Read the rant about the Feckle freezer aloud for best effect.)
http://books.google.co.uk/books?id=ogpl_8TplUEC&pg=PT381&lpg=PT381&dq=feckle+freezer&source=bl&ots=EirKnLNaWa&sig=dU-0o89pJQGZu9jg4DyDjv4Vh2E&hl=en&sa=X&ei=TFdpUsRpxMvRBZjzgOAC&ved=0CGUQ6AEwAw#v=onepage&q=feckle%20freezer&f=false
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Granted. Instead, you were in a horrible apple bobbing accident right before For egomassive came out. Fortunately for you, despite the thousands killed, you survived. The bad news is that your spinal cord was severed from the base of your neck. You no longer have control over your arms.
I wish that I could think of a corruption that wasn't so... corrupt.
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Granted. Your future corruptions are honest and upstanding citizens. Every time you post a new one, you can feel them watching you, judging you for the corrupt, reeking, fetid swamp that is your innermost being. They insist on dragging you along to their happy-clappy sing-alongs at the youth club, forcing you to play the tambourine. Your friends becoming increasingly unwilling to be seen with you.
I wish that one of my future corruptions could become a congresspost. (I would not be surprised if it had the highest approval rating in the House - how many congressmen never give bad speeches, break campaign promises or support laws you don't like? It would probably be considered a more effective legislator, too.)
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Granted. Your corruption goes through and counters the corruption of the western world; the world becomes a happy place of justice and equality; the energy crisis is solved, third world debt abolished and the moon colonised. Best of all, everyone knows it's your doing and you become a world-wide hero.
Naturally you're shot through the heart the very next time you go out in public.
I wish the previous wish had not been so painfully... American.
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Granted. The continent America is named to Mer Arican, people there are now Mer aricans. So your work is not so painfully American anymore, but rather Mer Arican.
Disclaimer: This post is ment as fun, and should not be taken personally or literally. If I have offended you in some way, I'm sorry.
I wish money did not exist.
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Money no longer exists. There is no agreed medium of exchange, no common system of valuation, no liquid store of value. The world economy collapses completely as contracts are broken and workers go unpaid. It never recovers. Society falls apart. Knowledge is lost on an immense scale. Much of the world's population starves or dies of disease. Within two generations, humanity has everywhere fallen back to subsistence farming, with only a few groups retaining useful amounts of knowledge. You are responsible for the downfall of mankind.
I wish that I didn't need to sleep and could intellectually function at my peak level without tiring.
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Granted. However, this severely cuts your remaining lifespan.
I wish that I could make a couple of good, well-balanced Pokémon crad decks.
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Granted, but then a bully steals it, and you can't get it back.
I wish I could go trick-or-treating again.
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Granted. You fell into a Halloween time loop, so you will be going trick-or-treating again and again and again...you will know about it and it will drive you mad.
I wish for greenhouse where I can grow my Cacti and Euphorbiae.
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Granted. A greenhouse appears in your garden and you put all your plants in it. Unfortunately you go out on Halloween, wake up late and so don't look at it until Friday evening. The eggs that were thrown at it as a trick have quietly fried onto the hot glass and will take days to scrape off.
I wish I had a much more powerful laptop with more memory and a really fast unlimited broadband connection.
Off topic:
I wish that I could make a couple of good, well-balanced Pokémon crad decks.
Which release are you building with and what kind of decks are you trying to compete against? There are guides on GameFAQs for the Pokemon Trading Card Game gameboy game which give guidance on strategy and building 1st-gen decks, and there are probably up-to-date guides for the recent sets.
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Granted. You're being given this really fast and awesome laptop that is the ultra fastest and has like 24 gigs of RAM. In addition you have this really ultra fast unlimited broadband connection. The problem is that this broadband connection has a really weird connector and short cable. It only fits in your brand new laptop. And that brand new laptop weights over 24 kilos, so it is not really portable. Due to the short cable and the heavy laptop it has to sit on the floor in the corner of your house which makes it really unpractical to use.
I wish I found a good distributor for my next CD.
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Granted. You find a person who pretends to be TRUE distributor but only thing he wants is copy your CD, use it as his own and sell it.
I wish I could be beautiful.
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Granted. You become a beautiful little mouse.
I wish I was able to use my time more effectively.
Granted. A greenhouse appears in your garden and you put all your plants in it. Unfortunately you go out on Halloween, wake up late and so don't look at it until Friday evening. The eggs that were thrown at it as a trick have quietly fried onto the hot glass and will take days to scrape off.
Fortunately, we don't celebrate Halloween in my country. However, some even more terrible things can happen on Easters.
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Wish Granted! You now own a radioactive time travel device. Be careful with it.
I wish to continue being as happy as I am now. (not always and forever!)
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Granted. You're now a clown performing in a circus. Because I can, you will always remain a clown.
I wish I didn't have to work anymore.
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Granted. You are 100 years old now and you are retired.
I wish I was not hungry now.
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You weren't hungry then. You're hungry now instead.
I wish I didn't keep tying 'Polana' when I mean 'Plural'.
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Granted. Now you keep confusing Plural with the most offensive sequence of three words you can think of. The next time you refer to Plural, you accidentally offend everyone so horribly that you are banned for life.
I wish that I was a millionaire and had a plate of piznachos.
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Granted. You are now a millionaire: you possess a million yen, or about $10k. Unfortunately you don't possess them legally. You also have a plate of piznachos. Technically speaking it might be better described as a plate with a piznacho on it, due to you tripping, tilting the plate and then kneeling on the piznachos that fell on the carpet. Have fun!
I wish for something nice and for the corruption of my wish to make it nicer (in my personal view of what "nice" means).
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You have a dragon! And it's comes with an instruction manual on how to tame, train and ride dragons!
Unfortunately it is currently untamed, untrained, and is locked in your room with you, and it's not in a good mood.
*Burp*
I wish coming up with D&D scenarios was easier...
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Granted. You now live in a D&D fantasy land, which means you can come up with D&D scenarios just by looking at your backyard. Unfortunately nobody around wants to play D&D, because it's too everyday. Instead they're all interested in the hot new roleplaying game, Offices and Bosses.
I wish I could type faster!
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Granted. You type faster but when you will want reply to someone's wish and use a dirty word by mistake and your system will crash, you'll be banned.
I wish the server ulozto.cz (which I use for downloading movies) wasn't be so SLOW! (I can't download anything and it takes four hours instead of an hour as usual)
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Granted. There is some bug that allows you to download as fast as the people with premium account. However, when the keepers of the server finds about it, they make you to pay for it.
I wish I was not so lazy.
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Granted; you are now motivated to do whatever you wanted/needed to do. You fail horribly at it, though, and vow to never do it again.
I wish i actually got some people participating in that collab i've been wanting to do.
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Granted. The people you want to collaberate are still not collaberating. Instead some new guys collab with you. They suck at making anything though, so you quickly feel your knowledge is so superior, you would've made a better product if you weren't collaberating. Not to mention, you need to teach them the ropes.
I wish I owned a big villa with a big piece of land around it where I could do anything I wanted to do.
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You do. It's in the middle of a warzone. There's a sewage processing plant to your immediate east, a nuclear power plant to the immediate west, an international airport to the south and an active volcano to the north.
I wish I had a solid idea for a novel.
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Wish Granted! You are inspired with an idea for a new language that is much easier for you to create novels in. It does not always translate well to English.
Alternate Corruption:
You do. It's in the middle of a warzone. There's a sewage processing plant to your immediate east, a nuclear power plant to the immediate west, an international airport to the south and an active volcano to the north.
Alternate Corruption 2:
You can eat electronics to temporarily be much more creative than usual. Electronics are not toxic to you. Just make sure it is powered off first.
Non Corruption C):
You do!
I wish to be able to stop drinking soda without caffeine withdrawal.
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Granted. When you drink soda, you experience opiate withdrawal instead of caffeine withdrawal.
I wish I was in love.
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You fall madly in love with a horrible woman (uh, this is me fairly certain you're a guy, but your gender in your profile is blank so I'm not 100% certain); she strings you along, toys with your emotions and generally leaves you bitter, miserable and utterly heart-broken.
But you still love her.
I wish I owned the moon.
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Granted. You have to pay real estate tax.
I wish my sister's cats stopped jumping and climbing on fly-net on bathroom window.
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Granted. They're now lying dead under the window.
I wish they stopped posting jobs advertisements where driving license is needed.
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Granted. They stop posting such advertisements altogether, hugely increasing the number of applicants for the remaining jobs. The huge increase in job market friction drives the economy into a deep, lasting depression.
I wish I could turn into a megatherium (preferably about eight feet tall) at will, retaining my full intellect and the ability to speak. Bodily processes performed in one form would be translated, so that, for example, eating a megatherium-suited portion of tree leaves and then transforming would leave me proportionately full of something humans can digest. My clothes would transform with me, leaving the each form dressed in whatever that form was last wearing. (Broadly speaking, like D&D 3.5 Wild Shape.)
I wish I had a solid idea for a novel.
Alternative corruption:
You do. Unfortunately, it's not your idea, and it's neither good nor original. Having had ~300 pages of notes and drafts fall on your head from a window on the fifth floor, however, you can testify that it is very solid indeed.
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Granted; all entry-level jobs now require at least 10 years of experience. Chrysophylax, i know it was impossible to know i was going to do a corruption as well.
Granted. However, you only asked to be able to turn into a megatherium, so instead of being able to change between both forms at will, once you turn into a megatherium you can never change back into a human. Also, you can't type anymore because you don't have hands (assuming you don't know about all this and shapeshift before noticing), so you can't wish for the ability to turn into a human either. Everything you included in your wish that only makes sense if you could turn into a human still applies though.
I wish the blocks in Minecraft were hexagonal prisms instead. (http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a9dnNvj_700b.jpg)
Edit: Alternative corruption: You don't know how to do it.
[mod]Edited out cursing. See the Official Forum Rules[/mod]
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Wish Granted! The next minecraft update replaces blocks with hexagonal prisms. Natural landscapes tend to look better, but buildings tend to look worse. The world convertor makes things look weird/bad. The Minecraft community is mostly split between those who use 1.7.2 and those who use 1.8.0 (not alpha or beta versions).
I wish for Minecraft to have all resources/blocks be renewable in survival mode without cheats. Traveling to find more does not count.
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Granted. The game is now too easy and is irredeemably ruined for you, as it was for me.
Actually, those hexagons look pretty cool.
I wish to pass the exams I have tomorrow... uh... (it's after midnight) I mean today.
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Granted. You pass the examswith flying colours. In fact, you do so well that you are suspected of cheating by most of the people you know. Nothing comes of it, but the pall of suspicion never really goes away.
I wish I was telekinetic, so that I could "handle" things (with at least my normal strength and dexterity) without needing to use my hands.
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Granted. You can now do telekinetic to move objects by pure mindpower. People around you however can't comprehend this, as this is not possible, so they now fear you and think you are a freak. Wherever you go, people start screaming and run away which makes you feel miserable and lonely.
I wish I knew what my life would look like 10 years from now.
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You now know what your future holds. It involves a hydrogen bomb.
I wish I could think of a better wish.
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Granted. You can think of one better wish, but the wish gets a rather bland and uninspired corruption so it is pretty much wasted.
I wish i was better at down-stabbing in Rogue Legacy. I keep dying because i always try activating a platform too soon or too late.
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Granted. You spend a week doing nothing but practicing and become truly impressive down-stabbing skills. You also have an impressive case of repetitive strain injury.
I wish I didn't keep falling asleep at inconvenient times.
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Granted. You now have trouble sleeping at all.
I wish this CamStudio thingy I downloaded wasn't a big bag of stinking crappiness.
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Granted. *Poof* CamStudio is now the most sophisticated piece of software in the world. It is no longer free, but every major filmcompany uses it to capture their footage. Due to it being so awesome, it is not a simple piece of software anymore, and requikres quite a few studies to fully work with it. So now you can't work with it at all anymore. But hey, its a very nice piece of software!
I wish I knew hammer map editor inside out and was able to quickly use it to make a map in under 1 hour.
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Granted, but you go through a doorway (doorways trigger memory loss) (http://www.dvice.com/archives/2011/11/walking_through.php) and forget the idea you had for your map. You eventually remember what you were going to make, but when you do the "under 1 hour" time limit you accidentally wished for will be over and your wish will be irreversibly undone.
I wish Telenet (a Belgian cable company) actually offered WiFi and 3G that aren't more unstable than a treehouse that's held together by adhesive tape made of butter.
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Wish Granted! Telenet now offers the most stable WiFi and 3G in the world. They also automatically block all sites they deem dangerous. Unfortunately Telenet thinks Nifflas's website and forum may contain viruses. You have to use a proxy to reach these websites.
Alternate Corruption: The cost of it is a little of many currencies from countries around the world.
I wish to be able to double-jump and wall-jump in real life.
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Granted. These abilities now make you think you're like juni, and you go "spelunking" all the time. Unfortunately, unlike Juni, you will die when you fall from a too height surface or obviously when you are killed/crushed, but unlike Juni, you do not respawn.
It was short while it lasted...
I wish motivation was something you could drink or eat, in order to get more of it.
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Wish Granted! An overdose of motivation has nasty side effects, like ignoring your health to accomplish your goals. Someone who is naturally a determinator will easily overdose if they take any. Most countries don't make it illegal, but it is often heavily taxed. Withdrawal is also possible.
I wish for real life to have HP (health, hit points) bars.
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Instead of becoming wounded you take hitpoint damage. This means that broken bones are a thing of the past; you can get hit by a car without any debilitating effects. It does also mean that every bruise, cut and graze does notable damage to your hitpoints and, of course, you don't heal overtime. Scientists are working hard to create health potions but at the moment they're very rare and cost a lot of gold; you're best bet is to kill animals and eat their hearts.
It's alarming how quickly those minor injuries are adding up.
I wish for something more exciting than a cheese sandwich to have for lunch.
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Granted. A colleague plays a prank on you and empties the entire content of the salt and pepper mills on your sandwich when you're not watching. To them its very exciting to watch you squirm when you take the first bite. Oh and just because I can, I on purposely created a problem in the water reservoir, and all other things you can drink suddenly have vanished.... for an hour or two. So you won't be able to rince your mouth for that long having that burning and awefule taste in your mouth.
I wish for a big quantity of clay-like substance that I can mold into any desired shape I want, which will instantly harden when I shine it with an ultra-voilet light.
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Granted. You'll be taken to a planet full of such substance. You can even take a solarium with you to harden it. Let's see if you manage to use it. Absence of atmosphere suggests that you'll die before you can do so.
I wish I never had problems with sleep.
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Granted. You now sleep precisely the appropriate amount and at the usual time for someone of your birthdate, geographical position and state of health. Unfortunately, that means you never sleep at all due to being dead.
I wish I for the power to predict the future states of chaotic and emergent systems with near-certainty, regardless of size, from only the information I might reasonably require and in a reasonable space of time (using my present conception of what is "reasonable"). This ability would not determine the future; that is, it would only predict what a very, very fast computer with extremely precise, accurate knowledge of the initial state could predict, rather than forcing the future to match my predictions. it would also not impede my functionality in other ways, so that I would remain capable of acting on my predictions. (For reference, financial markets, global weather patterns, the effects of climate change and politics and are all chaotic: they are all mostly non-random, as quantum effects are negligible, but display behaviour that cannot be predicted without knowing their initial states with great precision. They are also emergent: there is no easy way to predict the outcome in advance other than simulating the system precisely and at a faster rate.)
Instead of becoming wounded you take hitpoint damage. This means that broken bones are a thing of the past; you can get hit by a car without any debilitating effects. It does also mean that every bruise, cut and graze does notable damage to your hitpoints and, of course, you don't heal overtime. Scientists are working hard to create health potions but at the moment they're very rare and cost a lot of gold; you're best bet is to kill animals and eat their hearts.
It's alarming how quickly those minor injuries are adding up.
This is one of the best corruptions yet; I'm still sniggering. It reminded me of this: http://www.rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2011-02-28
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Granted, but you don't know how to predict things.
I wish people wouldn't consider Herobrine to be some sort of superpowered serial killer.
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Granted. Now Minecraft doesn't exist and people consider Herobrine to be a co-founder of Google.
I wish George W. Bush was a woman and Angela Merkel a man.
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Granted. The definition of a man and a woman have now been swapped.
That includes that if you are a man, you are now a woman, and if you are a woman, you are now a man.
Everyone is now, so basically nothing changed, but at the same time everything changed.
I wish to win a big price in the upcoming lottery.
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Congratulations: you win a big price; you now cost £1,000,000 (I was gonna do Euros but I don't have them on this keyboard). Sadly, you don't win a prize.
I wish I didn't feel so guilty for corrupting LPChip's wish because of a language error.
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Granted. You go to bed and you start dreaming. You dream that you are this soldier who has to conquer the whole world. You go to a store to buy some guns and you start shooting everyone. When people are not shooting back, you realize you are not actually dreaming, but are fully awake.
You just killed about 150 innocent people and now you really feel guilty about doing that. like 50 times more guilty than you felt for not having the € sign on your keyboard (which is alt-0137 btw)
I wish I could point a light into the sky and then all clouds at that location move to the sides, creating a nice hole through the coulddeck, where the sun coiuld shine through.
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Granted. The light exists now, but you don't have it or know where it is. And so begins your quest to find the light that you point at the sky to make clouds magically move.
I wish a lot more wishes as elaborate and long as Chrysophylax' last wish came up in this thread. It was rather fun trying to find a loophole in that wish.
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Lots more long, elaborate wishes are wished. While this entertains you to no end, it actually annoys a great many people and drives them off. Additionally, writing long, elaborate wishes becomes so time-consuming that the people making them don't have time to post here and are also driven off. In the end you're the only person left, endlessly making your long, elaborate wishes and then picking apart your own logic, all alone, for ever and ever and ever and ever...
I wish this wish was shorter.
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Granted. You are now the most selfish person on earth, because all you can say is "I".
I wish it only took one snap of my fingers to know unity inside-out.
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I! I I I I I I, I I I I I.
I I I I I I I I I.
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Granted, you you you, you you you. But because you you you, you you you you, you you you and you you you. Then you horribly die.
I wish the sky was green and the grass was blue on aprils fool day, just so I can prank everyone by saying nothing changed.
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Granted. The sky appears green and the grass appears blue all the time now because of horrendous chemical pollution and radioactivity. Expected lifetimes drop by twenty years in the developed world. Two billion people die of disease and starvation as food becomes inedible.
I wish that I had just had a prestigious maths journal publish a paper, exclusively by me, containing a flawless constructive proof that P=NP. (That is, it must contain a method like Godel numbering that converts any problem not solvable in polynomial time [finding the prime factors of a number, the task that makes brute-forcing public-key cryptograms effectively impossible, for example] into a logically equivalent problem solvable in polynomial time.) I must understand the proof and receive full credit and recognition for it, and it must be the first such paper published.
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You know, just one of those was fine, even for me.
The goal isn't to make a "foolproof" wish that is impossible to corrupt. Not only do such wishes have the potential to ruin the game, but they also tend to be quite bland, both in the wish itself and in how its corrupted. Believe me, it's nothing we all haven't seen before.
Anyways, granted. You don't get a reward for it and people don't believe it, however.
I wish i didn't have any of the things i hate about having autism, but would still keep the things i like about it.
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Granted. People no longer believe you're autistic and make it extremely obvious they think you're faking.
I wish I lived in Equestria.
You know, just one of those was fine, even for me.
The goal isn't to make a "foolproof" wish that is impossible to corrupt. Not only do such wishes have the potential to ruin the game, but they also tend to be quite bland, both in the wish itself and in how its corrupted. Believe me, it's nothing we all haven't seen before.
All of my complex wishes are carefully crafted to have gaping holes in them. I cut off a couple of the most obvious and boring corruptions each time, but there are always holes I deliberately don't patch.
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Granted. You are grass-blade of Poa pratensis happily growing at habitat proper for your kind until one of those Equestrian ponies comes and eats you.
I wish my advisor had more time for me.
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Granted. Your advisor starts stalking you.
I wish I Polana's advisor had more time for her.
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Granted. Now the advisor is 24 hours (every hour, every minute and every second) a day with both of you and you can't escape his tyranny.
I wish I was older.
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You're 103, with all that entails.
I wish I could sing just a little bit better.
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Granted. You are 120 years older, i.e. dead. Protip: Don't leave a "new post" window open and then go do your homework.
Granted. But because the quality of one's singing voice is subjective, your singing voice now sounds better from a cat's perspective.
I wish i had a legitimate, fully functioning ROM of the game Polybius on my Dropbox account.
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Granted. You can't remember the password for the account or the email account they send the reset email to.
I wish I didn't have to make a neat copy of my coursework.
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Granted. You decide that school is too good for you and you start to hang out. Because of that teachers punish you. Instead of being required to make just one neat copy of your coursework, you now have to make 10 different neat copies of your coursework, all handwritten.
(if that didn't make sense, then I'm affraid I don't know what coursework is :P)
I wish everyone would buy my newest album from iTunes, Google Play (https://play.google.com/store/music/album?id=Bi4bdmftlunl64ezwrynmiuuds4&tid=song-Tdx3zh5agkzat3b5oi23uey4phq), or other places it got distributed to.
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Granted. Nobody will buy your next one.
I wish I haven't besmeared myself with porridge right now.
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I like how LPChip links to the Google Play store but not to iTunes. Implications ahoy!
Granted. You haven't besmeared yourself with porridge at the exact moment you posted that wish, i.e. absolutely nothing has changed.
I wish i knew whether or not it's okay to jokingly comment "Also, i don't think anyone here wants to know about your fetishes" on Polana's wish.
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You know. It's not ok. And you've said it now. You've horribly insulted Polana, who now hates you.
and loves me.
I wish I could breathe fire like a dragon!
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Granted. You now have severely burnt nostrils.
I wish Google actually listened to the people who use their services. Especially YouTube.
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Granted, Google listens to all feedback, they just don't give a damn because google is powerful enough, so no one can do anything to them. (sadly, this is true)
I wish my soundcard drivers wouldn't keep crashing so I have to restart my pc every so many hours.
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Grantd, your soundcard drivers stop crashing so now you have to restart your pc every so many hours.
I wish that I had motivation to do stuffs :x
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Granted. A new drug called "stuffs" has been invented, and you get so higly addicted to it that you have plenty of motivation to take drugs. Unfortunately, if you use as much drugs as you are doing, you can't stop and die after about 2 weeks.
I wish for an orange.
I have no idea what you mean with the corruption Jetio... It seems like you misread my statement. My soundcard drivers keep crashing, and the only way to get them working, is to restart my pc. You say: they are not crashing, but I still have to restart my pc? Doesn't make sense...
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I believe he was deliberately taking advantage of your loosely worded wish.
You have a maggoty, horrible orange.
I wish for £100 of money, legally gained and completely spendable.
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Granted. You have £100. You have only £100.
I wish I could arrange matters so that people whose work I like would be supported financially and could spend more time on their projects.
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I immediately wish Chysophylax would really like my work!!!!! :nuts:
Too bad I now have to corrupt his wish, which in turn will be a bad outcome for me. Crap. I did just currupted my own wish. Oh well...
*Granted* You become a political figure and climb your way up to rule your continent, forcing everyone to pay heavy taxes so you can spend them to support those people. However, everyone really thinks you are a bad dictator and they hate you.
Phew... I can still do my wish without being in harm... \o/
So... I wish Chysophylax would really like my work (https://play.google.com/store/music/album?id=Bi4bdmftlunl64ezwrynmiuuds4&tid=song-Tdx3zh5agkzat3b5oi23uey4phq)!!!!! :nuts:
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Chrysophylax likes your work. He really likes your work.
He likes your work so much that he keeps you chained to the wall in his basement and whips you repeatedly if you even briefly stop making music.
I wish I had a job that wasn't terrible.
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Granted; he likes your music so much that listening to it is the only thing he does, ever. As a result, he either forgets to eat, or doesn't want to simply because he likes your music that much. Is there an achievement for being ninja'd so many times?
Granted, but because you didn't specify what you mean by terrible (boring? minimum wage? pyramid scheme?), your job becomes less terrible in every way you didn't care about. Everything you hate is "coincidentially" still the same.
I wish AaAaAA!!! didn't have the annoying level unlocking system it has.
In order to unlock levels, you have to earn "teeth" by getting higher ratings on levels you already unlocked. It's essentially grinding with a side of high expectations.
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The game now uses a subscription service where you have to pay money to unlock extra levels.
I wish I either had more work to do or, failing that, some way of filling in time at work whereby I don't feel really awkward and/or guilty about filling in time.
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Granted. A customer comes in who has a serious illness that is contagious. Luckily for you, you are not in the shop at that time. He infects all your colleagues though. They all go home sick leaving you in charge. Now suddenly you have to do all the work from all your colleagues which is really much more than you can take.
Your boss asks you if you can work double shifts for as long as necessary to not let the work pile up too much.
I wish for an iPad.
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Granted. There's an iPad. One iPad. All people share only one iPad. That equates to 1/4 to 1/3 of a second of usage in a lifetime of a person.
I wish I could fly, breathe flame in controllable fashion and Chinese people worshiped me.
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I could say *poof* you're a dragon, but I think you'd secretly love to be a dragon. So no... This one you won't like. :nuts:
Granted. You are now a Chinese saint, living in the jungle near Africa. You are worshipped by Chinese people, but in the jungles in Africa, there live cannibals (people who eat other people, in case I misspelled it). They've captured you tied you to a pole, put some fire under it. I'm not a bad person, so I give you wings to fly when you are tied to the pole. You can now fly. As you try to fly away, you notice you are still tied to that pole and fire starts to get to you. It won't take long before you are able to breath the flames, and given that it is the last thing you'll do before you die, you experiment a little bit and you are able to breathe the flames in a controllable fassion. :nuts:
I just had to corrupt this one...
I wish to own one of the many iPads that are around.
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Granted, but everyone mocks you for owning an Apple product. Even your "friends".
I wish GrayFace's face was gray.
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There is a bombardment of asteroids from space; these carry a strange, alien virus that mutates people into zombies. GrayFace is one of the first victims, hence his pallid complexion. The infection spreads rapidly, society crumbles and billions die. It later turns out that the virus-laden asteroids were directed to Earth by a race of aliens who now turn up and enslave the survivors, including you. They drag you and the other slaves off to mine rocks from a planet where you are treated dreadfully. To rub salt in the wounds, they artificially extend your lives using chemicals so you never die but live as a slave for hundreds of years. Many of the humans die in dreadful accidents involving falling rocks, explosions and lasers in various quantities, but you are not one of the lucky ones. After several centuries of enslavement, the aliens are attacked by a race of androids from the Andromeda Galaxy. After decades of war the aliens are defeated and the Milky Way captured; the androids harvest millions of fleshbags for experimentation, including you. As your lifespan was extended indefinitely by your alien masters, you do not die from the mental and physical abuse; the androids are amazed by your longevity and you become one of their favourite subjects for experimentation. All you have left to keep you sane is the desperate pride that you've survived asteroid bombardment, zombie apocalypse, alien abduction, centuries of slavery, intergalactic war, and inhuman torture. However, then the galaxies are invaded suddenly by a race of time-travelling yellow-furred aliens, at which point things start to get really bad...
I wish I could think of some strong ideas for the latest area of 'Dragon Myth', and find someone who could'n'would draw me a dragon (and draw it well).
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I can't bear to corrupt it!
Granted. Your strong ideas go out and pressgang a talented fantasy artist to work for you. Dragon Myth is a wonderful level with exquisite graphics. You are, however, prosecuted for kidnapping; fortunately you are found not guilty as you can claim you were another victim of the ideas, who have been consumed in your creative process and are not around to defend themselves.
I wish I found work (including housework and studying) and being creative more pleasant and engaging, causing me to spend more of my time on these activities.
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Granted. You are watching TV with this special program all day.
I wish I could move to London.
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Granted. Now you are homeless person living at the station and eating food from rubbish bins. But in London !
I wish my keyboard wasn't switching from QWERTY to QWERTZ mysteriously and stayed QWERTY all the time.
Edit by LPChip: Actually, if this happens, you're probably pressing ALT-SHIFT or ALT-CONTROL at the same time, which is a shortcut key to change your keyboard layout. To prevent this, remove a keyboard layout from your controlpanel -> keyboard.
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Granted. Your keyboard settings are now permanently set to QWERTY, but your keyboard itself is now Dvorak (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dvorak_Simplified_Keyboard).
I wish i wasn't so used to playing Scout in TF2 that i suck at every other class.
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Granted. You can now play all classes well but suffer three seconds of lag on any machine you play on.
I wish to paint my lecturer's bald head bright green with acrylic paint and get away with it. (It's coursework week. >()
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You notice your lecturer has dozed off in the staff room so you sneak in and commit the deed. No one sees you. As it happens, the blame falls on one of your best friends, who is expelled. No one knows it was you; you'll just have to live with your guilt.
I wish for more Doctor Who to be made, without it declining in quality, whilst maintaining my ability to watch and enjoy it.
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Granted. The fact that you must use subtitles, as you are now completely deaf, does not significantly reduce your enjoyment of the show.
I wish to have the power to make suggestions (mirroring the D&D 3.5 spell Mass Suggestion as cast by a 20th level Wizard), to have the knowledge and ability to do so, and to use it when and only when I intend to.
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Granted, but the people influenced by your suggestions get fired for incompetence quite often. And it's your fault.
I wish that TF2 Jailbreak server i like never had any freekillers.
(Jailbreak is a gamemode where you may only kill players in certain situations, and "freekillers" are people who break that rule in favor of getting a lot of kills or getting revenge on a certain player. Also, the reason why i don't go on a decent server or one in GMod is because i like the way things work on that particular server.)
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Granted. A new automated moderation system instantly boots any freekillers on that server. Unfortunately, it seems it's not programmed very well, as it boots off many legitimate players too, yourself included.
I wish my internet would stop cutting in and out.
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Your internet cuts out, then stops.
I wish that the KS competition I've launched will go really well, with lots of good entries.
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The competition receives 13,218 entries. Realising you have to choose between judging them or living an ordinary life, you relectuntly post that a winner cannot be determined. Because of this, a new competition is never created; yours is the last of all time.
I wish I could finish my tileset.
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Granted. Unfortunately, a group of the tiles looks embarrassingly phallic. Before you can edit it and save face, some jerk posts it on 4chan, making it perhaps the only Knytt Stories tileset to go viral.
I wish I could stick to a regular sleep schedule.
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Granted. You now sleep precisely three hours a day, between the hours of 9am and noon, on every weekday, with no sleep at all on weekends.
I wish to have an HPMoR Time-Turner that functions normally for me and to be allowed to keep and use it. (If you've not read HPMoR, go and do so, NOW.)
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You have one; the first time you use it you accidentally cross paths with yourself, creating a paradox in which you and yourself are sucked through a tear in the fabric of reality and crushed into a singularity. The tear you made in the universe remains a source of strange events, so the military build a base over it, spawning an outbreak of area-51-esque conspiracy theories.
Also, I have no idea what MoR stands for; the Time Turner appears in the Prisoner of Azkaban.
I wish my office was always a comfortable temperature, instead of being too cold in winter and too hot in summer.
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Granted. Your office is deep underwater now but because of absence of an oxygen you'll choke to death and nobody will find you because sharks will swallow you. :)
I wish the employer which I found and responded to it had good manners because he didn't respond me back yet.
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Granted. They will answer your application soon. Unfortunately, they won't employ you.
I wish I had worked harder during this winter semester.
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Granted. you have worked harder. Very much harder indeed. You have worked through half the book. Only you found out that it is actually the book from last year.
I wish my neighbor was done with his construction work.
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You neighbour's construction work comes to a sudden end when his house collapses, accidentally knocking down your house in the process. You're fine, but all your stuff was in there!
I wish I could have more day off work over Christmas.
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Granted. Your boss lets you take the rest of the year off, with the stipulation that you can't take any vacation time next year.
I wish I could think up better wish corruptions.
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Granted, but everyone else also gets the same ideas for corruptions as you.
I wish for the power to change the color/colour of objects
EDIT: That wish is too similar to an earlier one I made, so alternate wish time.
Alternate wish: I wish to be able to transform into any pokemon I want to, and to be able to transform back into human form.
[mod]Removed side discussion, as it is not a side discussion at all. There was no relevance to any of the posts whatsoever. That said, feel free to start a new topic and post your question there in the appropriate forum.[/mod]
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You gain the power, but you're always level 1.
I wish for some really awesome Christmas presents.
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You receive some pretty awesome presents. You are in awe of them; you had not imagined that mere humans could produce something in such atrocious taste, let alone several things that bad.
Alternate wish: I wish to be able to transform into any pokemon I want to, and to be able to transform back into human form.
You gain the power, but you're always level 1.
That's not much of a corruption. Level one Ho-Oh can produce Sacred Ash, which is a panacea. Turning into the legendary birds and dogs, the Hoenn weather trio and the Unova djinni allows weather control, so no more natural disasters, ever. Throw in a large number of telepaths and telekinetics and optimising human civilisation is going to be a lot easier (no more lying on matters of public interest ever again, for example, and no chance whatsoeever of an ICBM hitting its target). The Sinnoh dragons allow complete manipulation of spacetime and access to arbitrarily large amounts of antimatter, so we have effectively infinite energy and can colonise the universe. Arceus is is the creator god of the entire Pokemon universe. Yeah, sure, I'll take those powers at level 1!
Alternative corruption: you can turn into any Pokemon, but you're unable to use any of their abilities that can't be naturally used by another Earth lifeform. (You can still fly, burrow, breathe underwater, run really fast, lift elephants and survive extreme temperatures and pressures - wishing to turn into a Pokemon is too good for me to really cripple you.)
You have one; the first time you use it you accidentally cross paths with yourself, creating a paradox in which you and yourself are sucked through a tear in the fabric of reality and crushed into a singularity. The tear you made in the universe remains a source of strange events, so the military build a base over it, spawning an outbreak of area-51-esque conspiracy theories.
Also, I have no idea what MoR stands for; the Time Turner appears in the Prisoner of Azkaban.
Ask Google; it's by far the best HPverse fan work and almost certainly the most famous. I specified a non-canon version because they don't work the same way (because the derivative work has characters who act realistically and intelligently, rather than to further the plot, and the canon version is horrendously abusable). That corruption completely violates the way that both versions work; the only problem with meeting yourself is that you are obliged to do anything you observe your future self doing.
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Chrysophylax, you forgot to post a wish. Also, I still have no idea what HPMoR is. google did NOT tell me what it means. Hence, the PM I sent you.
Anyway, back to the game.
Talps wishes for really awesome christmas presents. Granted. Talps gets a private lesson in a Jet Fighter plane with a duration of 60 minutes where he may fly the plane all by himself. Of course, he first has to pass the several G trainings, but thats easy right? Well unfortunately not. Talps is unable to handle the g forces and thus won't be allowed (for his own safety) to be in the aircraft at all.
I wish to have wings in addition to what I already have, which will allow me to fly at will.
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Wish granted, but the wings are cursed to prevent any plants from growing within a mile of you.
Alternate Corruption: You don't get to see your wish get corrupted. (paradox?)
I wish for all computers that currently exist to be greatly upgraded, unless the owner of the computer chooses to not have their computer upgraded by the wish.
[mod]Removed side discussion, as it is not a side discussion at all. There was no relevance to any of the posts whatsoever. That said, feel free to start a new topic and post your question there in the appropriate forum.[/mod]
Okay. Can I get a guideline of what is and isn't a side discussion? Does it have to be about this game? I get now how my post might have been considered spam... Thanks for teaching me about the rules (not sarcastic).
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Granted. The new technology we get allows us to communicate with the Higgs boson, which gives every random idiot who chooses to get the upgrade the ability to mess with it all they want. This can only end well.
(Alternatively: Granted, but only the OS gets upgraded.)
(Alternatively: Granted. Do you want your computer to be upgraded? If you do, backflip. If you don't, blink.)
I wish i won the jackpot in Win For Life.
(Win For Life is a Belgian scratch lottery where the jackpot is getting 2000 euros every month for the rest of your life.)
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Granted. You won but you will live only a two hours.
I wish for autographs from all my favorite actors.
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Granted. You get an accident in which you lose your memory. You don't know who your favorite actors are, and on top of that, as a prank, people tell you that you are an actor. you are lucky that you have your own authograph.
I wish to see something so amazing that I will keep in awe for weeks or longer.
Okay. Can I get a guideline of what is and isn't a side discussion? Does it have to be about this game? I get now how my post might have been considered spam... Thanks for teaching me about the rules (not sarcastic).
Side-discussion indeed relates to anything said during the game, with the intent to just say something that you otherwise couldn't say. For example, you read my wish and that brigns you to one time you had this and you want to share that, that is side discussion. Its related.
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You receive some pretty awesome presents. You are in awe of them; you had not imagined that mere humans could produce something in such atrocious taste, let alone several things that bad.
Alternate wish: I wish to be able to transform into any pokemon I want to, and to be able to transform back into human form.
You gain the power, but you're always level 1.
That's not much of a corruption. Level one Ho-Oh can produce Sacred Ash, which is a panacea. Turning into the legendary birds and dogs, the Hoenn weather trio and the Unova djinni allows weather control, so no more natural disasters, ever. Throw in a large number of telepaths and telekinetics and optimising human civilisation is going to be a lot easier (no more lying on matters of public interest ever again, for example, and no chance whatsoeever of an ICBM hitting its target). The Sinnoh dragons allow complete manipulation of spacetime and access to arbitrarily large amounts of antimatter, so we have effectively infinite energy and can colonise the universe. Arceus is is the creator god of the entire Pokemon universe. Yeah, sure, I'll take those powers at level 1!
Alternative corruption: you can turn into any Pokemon, but you're unable to use any of their abilities that can't be naturally used by another Earth lifeform. (You can still fly, burrow, breathe underwater, run really fast, lift elephants and survive extreme temperatures and pressures - wishing to turn into a Pokemon is too good for me to really cripple you.)
You have one; the first time you use it you accidentally cross paths with yourself, creating a paradox in which you and yourself are sucked through a tear in the fabric of reality and crushed into a singularity. The tear you made in the universe remains a source of strange events, so the military build a base over it, spawning an outbreak of area-51-esque conspiracy theories.
Also, I have no idea what MoR stands for; the Time Turner appears in the Prisoner of Azkaban.
Ask Google; it's by far the best HPverse fan work and almost certainly the most famous. I specified a non-canon version because they don't work the same way (because the derivative work has characters who act realistically and intelligently, rather than to further the plot, and the canon version is horrendously abusable). That corruption completely violates the way that both versions work; the only problem with meeting yourself is that you are obliged to do anything you observe your future self doing.
You are taking this game too seriously.
You see a real life dragon! It's so amazing that you compose songs about it and spend weeks as its own private musician, singing its praises and glorifying it, until it gets bored of you, and kinda hungry.
I wish my job was exactly the same, only based in my home town so that I didn't have to commute so far every day.
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Granted. Your job is now in your home town. You live somewhere else now. The commute is shorter, though! By ten seconds, on average.
I wish Purple Ink could finish Advena.
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Granted. Level itself is not hard but you will not able to reach the end for no obvious reason. You'll look at the level in the editor, you'll ask other people at forum for help, nothing will help you. It will make you feel like a fool and you won't like that level at all.
I wish I was able to finish WaDF.
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Granted. However, you didn't unlock any of the minigames.
I wish i had all the TF2 items you can get from Poker Night at the Inventory (and its sequel).
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Granted. You have them. What you don't have is a functional account.
I wish I were better at choosing Christmas presents.
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Granted. You are sent to study with monks for 5 years to reach your deepest self. In this quest for yourself, you finally know what it is that you really want. So the next time its Christmas again, you know exactly what to ask for and so you do. Unfortunately, you are not getting those presents at all.
I wish there was a machine to wash clothes that does everything for you. You put the clothes in a bin, and at the end of the cycle you get them sorted on a pile ready to place in your closet.
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Granted. There is such a machine. You can't afford one.
I wish importing things from abroad were quicker and cheaper without an increase in rates of loss and damage.
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Granted. It's faster and cheaper than just making things yourself. As a result, within a few months the only job is exporter and the only thing to spend money on is imports. Eventually, we run out of things because there's nobody to make them.
I wish GameCeptionNL's new server will fail miserably. (Long story. It involves the totalitarian mutineer we call an admin forcibly taking over the server owner's accounts on everything.)
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Granted. It fails so hard it takes the entire internet down with it, for idiosyncratic coding reasons.
I wish someone made a mash-up of Daft Punk's Aerodynamic (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCnJ2_xN2jU) (Alternate link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L93-7vRfxNs)) (alternate alternate link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lq34Ob7Gsg)) with Carol of the Bells (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVGKfDoANRA).
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Granted. Someone made a .mp3 file where both of those songs are played at the same time.
I wish Square Root of Minus Garfield had more strips similar to this one (http://www.mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=298) or this one (http://www.mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=310).
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Granted, but because no one really gets your rather obscure pop culture references, it doesn't come true for about 6 months.
I wish Straightflame would stop posting wishes that no one really gets and, therefore, is unable to reply to.
Lovelovelove!
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Granted. StraightFlame dies.
I wish to only ever say hurtful things when I mean to hurt people.
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Granted. You become so obsessed with people's negative attitudes, that you see negativity in everyone, so you now constantly want to hurt people, even the people close to you such as family. But hey, now at least you can constantly say hurtful things to them (and you do)
I wish everyone who died in this forumgame was now alive and well.
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Granted. Straigtflame returns. He reincarnated into mole.
I wish there were not so many SGEs in Gaia.
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All of the content in Gaia is deleted apart from 16 beautifully designed screens.
I wish I could think of an end for the story I'm trying to write - which ought to involve a hero rescuing an angel from two demonic kidnappers - and then that I could remember the ending, write it, and have it be good.
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Granted. However, it turns out to be almost exactly the same as the ending to a similar story, and the author sues you for plagiarism.
I wish I could go to sleep right nozzzzzzzz
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Granted. You will sleep till end of your life.
I wish Christmas was gone. (I don't like Christmas.)
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Granted. There won't be Christmas any more. Some people will find your wish and realize that you caused they will get no presents. They're pretty angry...
I wish it was not so cold, foggy and wet outside.
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Granted. It is now cold, foggy and wet inside. Outside it's hailing.
I wish for the ability to create exact copies of baked goods I have encountered by magic.
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You can copy any baked goods that you encounter by magic - unfortunately, you have never encountered any baked goods by magic, and therefore can't copy them.
I wish it could be Christmas everyday (when the kids start singin' and the band begins to play...)
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Granted. You never specified which children and which band set the "always christmas" flag to true, however, and they all die of deus ex machina.
I wish i was good at using Source Filmmaker.
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Granted. You are now good at using it, but you can't remember what you wanted to do with it.
I wish for the members of the KS forums to have pleasant official holidays / religious festivals.
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Granted. The members of the KS forums have pleasant official holidays/religious festivals. The members of Nifflas' Support Forum, however, don't.
I wish making levels in Super Mario Bros. X wasn't such a chore.
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Granted. You can make amazing levels in SMB but they will ban this game.
I wish I was coordinator of something even if I haven't specific properties.
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It's funny because the developer of SMBX actually got a cease and desist. Or so we're told.
Granted, but you fail miserably due to not having those properties.
I wish that cease and desist thing i mentioned never happened.
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Granted. Nintendo went out of business instead.
I wish I had eidetic memory.
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Granted; you keep it in a jar on your desk.
I wish there was less greed in the world.
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Granted. Macroscopic life on Earth becomes extinct.
I wish I could read five times faster than I currently do without loss of ability to remember what I have read.
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Granted. It allows you to read five times more than you did before. Soon, your see worse and worse and you become almos blind and unable to read.
I wish I did not suck so bad at drawing cutscenes.
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Granted. You are now awesome in drawing cutscenes. And you become better and better at it too. Unfortunately the better you become at it, the more time it takes you to make a single cutscene. You could make one quicker, but the result is just not upto your standards, so you dislike it. As a result, after your 5th cutscene, it takes you already up to 3 days to make a cutscene, and you have barely time to do anything else. By your 20th cutscene, it takes you about 2 weeks, where it comes to the point that you just don't like to make cutscenes anymore. People start hating you for not wanting to make cutscenes.
I wish I was the best in playing Command and Conquer Generals (so I can beat a friend of mine :P)
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Granted. You have become a master tactician, able to utilize your resources with perfect timing and budgeting to snatch victory from even the direst claws of defeat. Soon you are victorious in the game against even world-class strategists; your name makes world news; people wonder if your skill can be taught. Eventually the fame goes to your head; you gather together a small band of rebels and use your uncanny strategic skills to plot an overthrow of your government. Unfortunately, real life is not like the video game, and your rebellion is quickly squashed. Your hubris becomes the subject of many a derisive joke, and you are soon forgotten.
I wish Santa Claus was real.
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Granted. He takes presents instead of giving them.
I wish I had this book. (http://www.flickr.com/photos/37141328@N00/213073798/in/photolist-jQ4qb-jQ4rN-jQ4tj-tKVrJ-xL8Ya-EtRkG-EtRGR-EtRLx-EtRUa-EtRW1-EtRYp-EtS7o-EtSde-EtSk9-EtSp4-EtSzr-KizGC-2eSBQ1-2FVyh2-2FVDRp-2FVNYT-2FVSQi-2FVX7K-2FWatB-2FWiin-2FWnqn-2FWynP-2FWEnR-2FWGwi-2FWSRH-2FWZSv-2FX7Pa-2FXgdn-2FXjgz-2FXoiH-2FXs1c-2FXxFg-2G14Fo-2G1k6s-2G1pc3-2G1qDw-2G1xVW-2G1LSY-2G1Qmb-2G1XkN-2G25gQ-2G28Wh-2G2gFj-2G2pvf-2G2wd5-2G2R8U)
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Granted. You are on a rocky beach with the book and have no idea where you are or how to get back home. Hope you brought your wallet, at least.
I wish for infinite wishes.
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You have infinite wishes; unfortunately, they're all due for corruption.
I wish this wish would not be granted.
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I'm sorry talps, but due to a technical error I just read: I wish I had a banana. Granted, but when you peel the skin, little spiders come out.
I wish the goverment would organise massive firework shows on new years day instead of letting amatures do it. Not only will it look much better, its so much safer.
Hows that for a corruption, Talps? I couldn't think of anything else because you set a paradox there.
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Granted, but the fireworks shows get delayed like a Valve game.
That's an actual problem where i live.
I wish i was an admin on the TF2 Jailbreak server i play on. It needs more admins.
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Granted. All the other admins are so happy to have another admin on board that they all take simultaneous long vacations to the Bahamas. Trying to administrate the server all by yourself soon drives you bananas.
I wish I could take a long vacation to the Bahamas.
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You arrive, but when you get off the plane it's covered in gigantic spiders!
I wish you all a happy new year! (I'm so laaaaaame!)
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Granted. You decide to steal a belated christmas present for a family member, but you get caught. You are being sent to court for no apparent reason. The judge has a good sense of humor and sees that you wanted to do a good deed. He still has to punish you though, so the judge decides to contact the administratof of this forum (me). He requests to send him a list of all the ip adresses so he can look up the addresses of everyone who is a member. Your sentence is to visit each and every member to wish them a happy new year, but you have to pay for the trips yourself.
So wish granted, literally ;)
I wish there was no such thing as being poor, meaning that no one has too little money.
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Granted, but people complain about not being rich rather than about being poor.
I wish i dreamt about Mt. Fuji, a hawk, and an eggplant (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hatsuyume) last night.
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Granted. For the rest of your life you dream of nothing else.
I wish the holiday was longer.
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Granted. The holidays are a one day longer.
I wish for everything I want.
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Granted. Then you think of something else you want, but... now you don't have a wish.
I wish I owned Juni's umbrella.
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Granted, but it is far too tiny to actually use, and you cut yourself on the jagged pixels.
I wish I could write better wishes. (Case in point: Have I already wished for this one?)
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(Case in point: Have I already wished for this one?)
A quick search for "better wishes" says you only wished to be able to make better wishes once. Jetio4, however, did it twice.
Granted. You can write better wishes. You can't type better wishes, though.
I wish my theory that The Stanley Parable takes place at Aperture Science was true and canon.
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It is, only because 'The Stanley Parable' is non-canon, this actually makes 'Portal' non-canon. And now Chell will never save us from the Combine and it's all your fault!
I had to google 'The Stanley Parable' before answering this; I wish I hadn't had to, because it looks really shiny - in other words, I retroactively wish that I had played 'The Stanley Parable'.
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Granted. You knew all about it your entire life. Because of that, you didn't enjoy finally playing it as much as you would have if you hadn't wished for this, because you knew all the spoilery stuff beforehand. And with you knowing that the game will be made before it is made, it also leads to a few time paradoxes.
I wish we would just stop talking about Charles Dickens tap-dancing while naked or blogs on the history of oranges, and just continue discussing self-inserts and the idea of not having the map be magenta.
If you think this lacks context, wait until i change my signature.
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Granted. The concepts of Charles Dickens, tap dancing, nudity and oranges are forever erased from human minds. No one can imagine being naked. No one can be consciously aware of an orange - some trees behave as though they have fruit on the branches, but the fruit can't be looked at. It behaves like a blind spot. Watching Shirley Temple films results in mysterious gaps in peoples memories, but only when they can both hear and see; when only one sense is involved, that sense is subject to failure, with blind spots and noises that cannot be consciously perceived. Naked people are invisible and inaudible, and suffer complete mental shutdown when they become aware of their own nudity. Newborn babies can only survive if strong-willed people can set up robotic carers before forgetting the child's existence; they invariably die upon understanding what clothes are. Humanity falls into ruin.
I wish I could magically absorb, understand and remember the content of any physical book as though I had read it slowly and carefully. The ability would activate at will, would work on and only on touched physical books, and would take one second per hundred A4 pages.
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Granted. However, the ability erases everything that was in that book, or any other copy of it anywhere. Pretty soon you have deleted entire classics out of existence, and everybody is steaming mad at you for it.
I wish more people used the phrase steaming mad.
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Granted. Everyone within a 100m radius of you can say only "steaming mad" with different intonations.
I wish I were immune to feelings of excessive or insufficient body heat.
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Granted. Your lack of bodily feedback regarding temperature results in the most bizarre hypothermia hospitalization your local clinic has ever seen.
I wish the Kickstarter projects I've funded would release sooner with no loss in product quality.
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Granted. There's no loss in product quality, because the product quality stays exactly the same as it is with the products being unfinished. Also, the products are unfinished.
I wish my brother's YouTube channel would get at least 5 additional subscribers.
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Granted. Over the next week, six people accidentally subscribe and then unsubscribe again.
I wish my room were less freaking cold! (Currently wearing two pairs of socks, long johns, two jumpers and a woolly hat, besides ordinary clothes, and still shivering.)
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Granted. A tornado magically forms around your house, rips the entire house of its foundation and flies your house to a desert where it is over 50 degrees Celsius. Your room quickly heats up and now it is unbaribly hot. The downside is, that you can clothe yourself against the cold, but you can't against the heat, and believe me, its really really hot!
I wish I could know the exact outcome of every scenario I can think of. For example, if I think about what would happen if gave my brother a bill of 10 euro, and the solution would be that he'd buy drugs with it. (note, my brother would never do that. Its just an example)
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You get the described power; however, every scenario you envisage ultimately leads to terrible consequences. Jaded by the meaninglessness of human existence, you go insane and attempt to blow up the planet, even though that you know it will lead you to being arrested and exiled to a secret penal colony on the moon.
I wish I could generate D'n'D enemies really quickly and easily, and that they would be fun, challenging but not overpowered obstacles for my players.
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Granted, but they're generic or orherwise bland.
I wish you didn't have to come up with a wish every time you want to post a corruption.
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Granted. You can desire to post corruptions without making wishes, you just can't actually post them without making wishes. (Just post alternative corruptions when you can think of a wish.)
I wish I had people to play D&D with.
Off-topic: Talps, go take a look at http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=116836
Have you considered different approaches? For example, warning your players that the enemies will be actually smart, then play some really underpowered enemies and try to win. (My Live Action Role Playing group has a problem with me because they balance the enemies so that the players will reliably win with very basic tactics [which is not to say that we don't get TPKs]. Monsters have good stats but are supposed to let the players win; I tend to forget myself and use actual planning, go for headshots on paralysed enemies and so on. While playing a troll is fun, personally I would much prefer to play a tribe of goblins who have good tactics and well-placed traps, post lookouts and really abuse their cantrips.)
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Granted. You save up money. Lots of money. You buy 3 slaves who you force to play D&D with. Since they suck so badly at it, they commit suicide. The police finds out and arrests you and you spend 25 years in prison for killing 3 slaves, even though technically you didn't kill them. And in prison no one likes D&D.
I wish I had a power that would allow me to never get wet when it rains.
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Granted. You are now extremely hydrophobic.
I wish I could adjust my local rate of passage of time, a la the Discworld History Monks.
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Granted. You will run into problem with the Auditors of reality.
I wish for pencil sharpener.
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Granted. You get one of these:
(http://www.theletteroom.com/misc/products/500x500/0-1347532726-cm-capture-3.jpg) (http://www.theletteroom.com/misc/products/500x500/0-1347532726-cm-capture-3.jpg)
I wish to be able to see through solid objects. (aka x-ray vision)
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Granted. You can now see X-rays. You can no longer see in visible light. Have fun looking at people's skeletons!
I wish the phishing email I received this morning had really been HM Revenue and Customs trying to return ~£650 of overpaid tax.
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You get a letter telling you HM Revenue and Customs are trying to return ~£650 of overpaid tax; it's a great morning, until you realise you've been given your neighbour's post by mistake.
I wish I could have this week off work and come back when there was actually something to do!
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Granted. Your boss tells you that you can have the week off, as long as the work isn't there either. When you are about to leave the building your bass yells at you to come back, because a client called and now there's work to do. After about half an hour of work done, you go back to the same setting. Given that work could come at any moment, your boss refuses a second attempt of taking the week off.
I wish people would post a like on my facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/pages/LPChip/687363957949842) to help me as an Artist.
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Granted. they don't actually like your art, they just want to set you up so they can snub you later.
I wish I enjoyed revision.
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Of course they don't like my art. I'm a mucisian. D'oh...
Granted. You enjoy Revision now. You enjoy it so much that it becomes an obsession. Anyone who doesn't enjoy revision automatically becomes your enemy and as such you quickly get detatched from your family and love ones.
I wish my Music was known and liked by an additional 5 million people.
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Granted. They like your music....but only thing they want is copying it.
I wish I was in a hotel.
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Ah, those lovely Indian hotels. (http://www.redbeet.com/pictures/var/resizes/india/Karnataka_2002/karn_parks_P1010316.jpg?m=1326049817)
I wish all my ex-classmates came to today's meeting.
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Granted. However, as you never specified what meeting, they go to the wrong meeting.
I wish that wish wasn't so easy to corrupt.
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Granted. Any meeting is right if all my ex-classmates are there, so we can hang out. However, you are banned from the forum for not corrupting my wish properly.
I wish the alco-squirrel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkKi6rApnMw) was the symbol of Sochi olimpics.
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Granted. The games will be renamed Alco-olympics.
I wish he (http://www.commeaucinema.com/images/news/208_166120.jpg) didn't commit suicide by shooting in the movie Cartouche.
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Granted. He started working as an insurance agent instead.
I wish I had came with better corruption of CWolvie's wish.
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Granted, you did come up with a better corruption, but it is against the forum rules, so you still can't use it.
I wish I had a higher level in GRiD 2 Multiplayer so I can buy better cars.
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Granted, but soon after you reach that high level, the game discontinues all the cars you were going to buy, and replaces them with much crappier versions.
I wish I had a 3DS with the Legend of Zelda: Link Between Worlds game packed in.
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You have it, but you drop it and it breaks.
I wish Chrysophylax hadn't posted the link to someone's D&D records on the last page, as it is now taking up all my time when I should be generating NPCs and so forth.
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Granted. He linked to something much more interesting.
I wish Coffinshaker was a real name.
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Granted. People with this name are predestined to the earlier death.
I wish people stopped post pornography clips on czshare. (it's disgusting when you're searching for a certain movie and you will find this as a result).
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Granted. Angry at being banned from czshare, the porn-posters soon discover that it was your wish that deleted all their porn from czshare. In retaliation they hack this website to show an auto-playing video at the bottom of every page, entitled Mrs. Rosebottom and Her Interesting Encounter with the Shepherd and His Sheep. Three guesses what it's about.
I wish I did not type that whole title out X-P
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Granted. Your post is not funny any more.
I wish I could stop thinking about that lady, shepherd, sheep and their interactions. :S
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Done, you gain the ability to stop thinking. However, as you have made yourself stop thinking, you can't make yourself start thinking again.
I wish I hadn't spent the entire week procrastinating.
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Granted. You have done several interesting decisions...but all wrong.
I wish I was an actress.
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Granted. You are considered the worst actress of all and only role you get is in sequel of Plan 9 from outer space.
I wish our dishwasher wasn't out of order.
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Granted, but now it's sentient and it wants to kill you.
I wish i was better at building things in Minecraft.
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Granted. Your tilesets are in pretty much every level of Knytt Stories now, but sadly, all of these levels contain a virus and therefore they cannot be played :(.
I wish I had a bigger music library on my computer.
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What just happened?
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One would assume that Santicol accidentally responded to a wish several pages back.
Straightflame, you are now really good at building on Minecraft; for about a week Minecraft is your obsession and you do nothing else, then your excitement burns out and you quit playing for ever. (This happens.)
Santicol, your music library is so massive that it clogs up your computer's memory, slowing it down massively (this also happens).
I wish at least one of the corruptions in this post didn't happen.
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Granted. It will happen in another post.
I wish men had periods instead of women. >)
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Granted. But because i'm currently partaking in the construction of a server's spawn area, said spawn looks horrible.
Alternatively: Granted. The songs that would go in Santicol's music library are now in his images folder.
Granted. All women turn into periods, so now we have periods instead of women.
I wish i could find a street light to write "Reality Checkpoint (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reality_Checkpoint)" on.
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Granted. It will be considered as vandalism and you will be punished for it.
I wish people weren't posting new levels when I need to prepare for exams.
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Granted. They don't posting any levels at all.
I wish Klämrisk's level Throwback wasn't be so big (46.99 MB). (my computer is going to crash every time when I want to install this KS level)
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Granted. Klämrisk is trolling you; 90% of the level is stills from Mrs Rosebottom.
I wish I had the time and motivation to work on all of my projects.
Off-topic:
I wish men had periods instead of women. >)
http://www.haverford.edu/psych/ddavis/p109g/steinem.menstruate.html
Gloria Steinem to the rescue.
I wish Chrysophylax hadn't posted the link to someone's D&D records on the last page, as it is now taking up all my time when I should be generating NPCs and so forth.
MUA HA HA HA HA! Fear me, puny mortal!
Wait until you get to the ending of the second campaign. Better still, she never finished writing up the third one.
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Dude, I got to the end last week :D Brilliant storytelling, love it.
Time has frozen for everyone except you, and you have no idea how to restart it; so basically you can complete all your projects as and when you wish!
It's the finale of my D&D campaign tomorrow; I wish it could go really well with everyone having a good time!
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Granted. Everyone has a good time, players, PCs, NPCS and enemies alike. All agree that the end-of-campaign party organised by the Big Bad is the best party they've ever attended. The punch is spiked and the entire party gets eaten.
I wish the material I have to revise for Wednesday made the slightest bit of sense, vaguely corresponded with reality and would stick in my head for more than fifteen seconds.
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Granted. It makes very little sense (exactly the slightest bit possible), vaguely corresponds with reality, and sticks in your head for 16 seconds.
I wish i could find a decent Minecraft server to play on, which i would enjoy playing on, and is survival mode with a selection of Bukkit plugins i like.
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Granted. You do, but they won't let you join.
I wish I understood WML (a programming language) perfectly.
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Wished Grant! The citizens of a town give you a locked box. To earn the key you have to complete some challenges within the town. You can retry as many times as you want. Some of the challenges are sneaking into a guarded building and taking a basketball, doing a 360 on a skateboard, defusing a (fake, for safety reasons) bomb, and finding 10 hidden objects in the town.
Unlock the box and you get perfect knowledge of WML.
I wish to be able to change how foods taste to me, without altering the food itself.
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Granted, but similarly to programming, you have to specify exactly what the food is like. How much of which ingredients, the exact temperature, and so on. Because of this, it's ridiculously impractical.
I wish the school bus didn't take 2 hours to bring me to school.
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It takes 0.2 seconds. Due to the extreme pressures of acceleration, you and everyone on the bus are killed.
I wish I lived closer to the train station (but not, like, one road closer or, for that matter, so close that the trains in any way decrease my quality of life - you guys can do better than that!)
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Granted, but you now live in a house that's worse than your house (or villa, RV, apartment, or whatever you live in) in every way.
I wish i knew how to work with WorldEdit.
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Granted. You know how to work with WorldEdit. For entirely unrelated reasons, you break your leg.
(Oh, come on! It's always "it breaks your computer in some way / doesn't work for you".)
I wish to have perfect recall activatable and deactivatable at will, to know exactly how to use this ability and to be able to use it whenever I wish. (I'm bored of "you've got it but you don't know how it works".)
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You have it. Then one day you access a terrible crime and, due to your amazing memory, you become a key witness in the subsequent court case. You are forced into a long series of tests to prove that you do indeed have perfect recall but, during the process, you're assassinated by the mafia.
I wish I was more confident about the word 'gotten' because it doesn't feel like a word; that I could remember instinctively when to use 'while' and 'whilst', 'who' and 'whom', and 'effect' and 'affect'; that I could feel comfortable around 'sneaked' and 'snuck'; and that I didn't keep misusing 'wander' and 'wonder' (because I really ought to know better about that last one).
Also, don't link me to any web pages about these; I've read the rules, I just can't translate them into instinct.
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Granted. You lose the rest of your vocabulary. Also, read The King's English by Fowler and Fowler. There's also the Oxford Dictionary of English Usage by Fowler, which has word-by-word entries.
I wish I never forgot appointments.
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Granted. You are at every appointment even where nobody invited you.
I wish I had a good idea of some nice and solid KS level. (because I don't have any idea)
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Granted. You make a level called Juni and the laminated solid, solid, solid solid. It is both nice and very solid. (See http://en.convdocs.org/docs/index-11452.html?page=8 (http://en.convdocs.org/docs/index-11452.html?page=8) under Gilette.)
I wish to own Rubber Duck (https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=enormous+duck&safe=active&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=KlnjUurlOpSjhgePjYDgCw&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1280&bih=620 (https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=enormous+duck&safe=active&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=KlnjUurlOpSjhgePjYDgCw&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1280&bih=620)).
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Granted; you own what's left of it (http://www.webpronews.com/giant-rubber-duckie-deflates-in-taiwan-2013-12).
I wish i could live comfortably off unemployment benefits.
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Granted. You live comfortably on unemployment benefits for the rest of your life. (I couldn't think of a bettr corruption. Unemployment sucks enough anyway.)
I wish I had a free, really fast internet connection with no limits on download amounts.
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Granted. You are moved to North Korea, where you become one of the 12 people granted access to the country's only internet infrastructure. No limits on download amounts, super-fast, free, heavily censored and closely monitored - always just one mistaken mouseclick away from life in prison. Enjoy! :)
I wish I had a trusty servant to take care of household chores in our home while we're busy doing more important things.
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Granted. You have a robot that is capable of doing all ordinary housekeeping tasks acceptably and is completely trustworthy. It has natural language interpretation so you can give it commands vocally. It is not very clever and is very, very literal-minded. Have fun!
I wish I could perform ordinary household tasks (cleaning, laundry, cooking, etc.) flawlessly by magic.
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Granted. Soon all your friends and neighbors learn about your new ability, and rope you into doing their chores for them, until finally it seems like doing chores is all you ever do.
I wish the local supermarket had a much better selection of tea.
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Granted. The supermarket has a much better selection of tea, but it contains invisible dried rat droppings. Good appetite!
I wish I had a big magic sword which I could use for bad people.
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Granted. You are helping bad people using your sword.
I wish for coffee.
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Wish Granted! But your coffee is stolen by CWolvie with her sword.
I wish for some music.
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Granted. You get Gloomy Sunday (http://mentalfloss.com/article/28525/songs-killer-strange-tale-gloomy-sunday).
I wish more Super Mario Bros. X episodes were made. ("Episodes" being the equivalent of Knytt Stories' levels.)
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Granted. These episodes are done, but it's only a copy of Nifflas' levels.
I wish the French letter "ch" was pronounced as "ch" in English (for example in word change), not as "k".
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The pronounciation is officially changed, but no one actually changes how they speak it.
I wish I'd not left out any important details when I took the minutes of the meeting I was in last week.
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Granted, but the way you worded those details is subpar.
I wish Knytt Underground's Steam emoticons actually had anything to do with Knytt Underground.
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Granted. Knytt Underground is no longer a game, but only a chatroom.
I wish I knew where this lemonade (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7cCJqya7wc) is made.
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Granted. You now know. You also have the song stuck in your head for the next three months.
I wish for this wish to be corrupted.
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Granted. The corruption is soooo boring that it makes you to abandon this game.
I wish smileys on this forum weren't violet.
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Granted; they're yellow now. Their facial features are the exact same shade of yellow, though.
I wish i didn't like Knytt Underground's level 4 Steam badge more than the level 5 one.
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Granted. You now hate them both. Pity you got them tattooed on your cheeks!
I wish to be able to draw well.
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Granted. But nobody likes your pictures at all.
I wish I was back in 2008.
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Granted. You are now stuck in a Groundhog Day-esque time loop consisting of the worst span of fifteen consecutive minutes that you experienced in 2008.
I wish I could detect bugs in code as though the cause of the bug were highlighted in an otherwise ordinary display / printout of the code and an explanatory note were attached.
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Granted, but people notice your bug-fixing skills and everyone asks you to fix their code.
I wish Sinnedtragedy98's videos didn't have those rather scary moments.
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Granted, now it's all unbearable fluff and sunshine that tastes like diabetes. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TastesLikeDiabetes)
I wish SoundCloud would register my e-mail and not acting like it doesn't exist. :(
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Granted. Your personal details are taken from SoundCloud by hackers.
I wish I could beat the eye challenge in Exquisite Knorpse 2.
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Granted, but...
If you meant a challenge to get the eye: The eye turns out to be completely useless. That thing you thought needed an eye was actually a really difficult challenge.
If you meant a challenge involving the eye: The challenge leads to that picture of the guy mooning the camera. (How accurate was that statement?)
I wish those websites were you can allegedly make a logo "for free" didn't charge 20 euros for a logo.
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Granted. The 20 euro was a temporary discount price anyway. Its now back to 399 euro for a logo.
I wish it was summer already.
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Granted. Winter will be in June instead.
I wish I could drive a car.
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Granted. You know how to drive; now you need a car and a licence.
I wish I didn't get pain in my wrists from playing KS.
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You can never play KS again, therefore saving you from the wrist-pain.
I wish this week hadn't seemed so long.
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Granted. The past is changed so that you fell into a coma on Monday.
I wish I didn't have eating disorders.
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Granted. Everyone else has the same problem as you, so it is normal now, not a disorder.
I wish there was a magical hole in the clouds above my house so that it was always sunny here and I could always see the stars at night.
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Granted. It is overlapped with small ozone depletion just above your house, so you can't enjoy sunshine safely.
I wish I got some fresh new idea about what I wish for.
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Granted. Your head is full of new ideas, resulting in that you are not able to concentrate on anything else.
I wish Spongebob was real.
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Granted, but that thing in fiction where supernatural things get captured and experimented on by government agents happens to him. He doesn't survive.
I wish the Android app Clean Master didn't become an obnoxious attention-whoring pile of spam with the recent update.
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Granted. Now Clean Master just gives you house-cleaning tips. (They're not very good.)
I wish there was a Martian colony already!
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There is a Martian colony of Martians; they're aiming a death-ray at the Earth.
I wish we had a death-ray to aim at the Martians!
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Granted, but you accidentally aim it at the sun.
I wish i didn't slightly screw up the drawing i put in my signature.
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Granted. You screwed it up so badly that you swore never to draw again.
I wish more lecturers enforced quiet in lectures.
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Granted. No one speaks - even the lecturers.
I wish they repaired water main today and not on Monday so we could take a bath, wash hair, wash the dishes, etc.
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Granted. They will start repairing it at 22:00 in the evening on Sunday, after whole weekend without running water and totally driving mad everyone who needs to get up early on Monday because of all that noise.
I wish I could fly like Superman.
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Granted, but (like with and for the same reasons as Icarus) you can't fly too close to the sun.
I wish the userbar in my signature would display correctly.
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Granted, but only a half is displayed.
I wish I could breathe underwater.
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You now own a submarine, which you can use to breathe whilst underwater.
I know it's still pretty cool but it's not what you asked for!
I wish it was next week now.
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Granted. You are transformed into a single photon. From your subjective point of view, all times are the same time. (You don't have a subjective point of view, but you would if photons were conscious.) (This is true of all particles travelling at exactly c; an observer riding on a photon would also perceive the photon to be in all the places it ever goes to simultaneously. Remember, children: physics isn't weird, you are.)
I wish people donated to charity in the most efficient way possible. (Go look at Givewell and Giving What We Can; the difference between useful charities and less useful ones is frequently orders of magnitude, and some charities are actively harmful.)
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Granted; everyone donates to said harmful charities in the most efficient way possible.
I wish i didn't link to this (http://mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=521) picture in that one Skype conversation. That was a stupid idea.
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Granted. Something better is there, but it's a invisible virus.
I wish I could look after retriever and house with garden which I saw at advertisement. (unfortunately it's far away from where I live)
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Granted. Then an extremely localized earthquake happens, completely ruining the house and only that house.
I wish for more great music in the world.
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Granted, but it forces you to think, rather than simply allowing you to.
I bet you saw that coming from a mile away.
I wish this project (http://engine.wohlnet.ru/) (an attempt to revive SMBX) won't fail at all.
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Granted. The project is completely right, but not for long.
I wish the protagonist of my favorite book would fall in love with her ally.
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She does, but the unexpected romantic subplot derails the plot and causes the book to end in tragedy.
(What's the book, out of interest?)
I wish I could come up with some really strong ideas from the story I'm currently feeling inspired to write.
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Granted. Your plot bunnies now exclaim incessantly about the Power of Youth. YOSH!
I wish I could think of a way to finish the story about Juni I'm writing.
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Granted. You think of a many nice way to finish it, but it is not good for your poor head - it is overloaded and hurts as hell.
(for Talps: the Cassandra Palmer series (http://www.karenchance.com/books.html) (it is hard to explain so therefore this link).
I wish for some delicious food and drink.
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Granted, but they're the size of those ridiculously tiny portions you get at expensive restaurants. They're also the only known instance of the most delicious food in existence, so you'll never get them again and you'll yearn for them the rest of your life. Also, they're poison because why not.
I wish i was able to survive meeting a Holder (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Literature/TheHoldersSeries) and could get their object. Preferrably an object that actually does something useful.
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Granted. The item in question is a bag of powdered plutonium dust, flavored and colored to resemble common cayenne pepper. It could be useful for poisoning that guy who made fun of your KS level that one time, but, not having been told the true nature of the 'spice', you use it in your own dish and get cancer a year later in 23 different parts of your body. Even as you lay on your deathbed in the hospital, you recall that the dust just hit the spot in that dish you made, so it's not ALL bad.
I wish to find the remains of the doomed city of Sarnath.
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Granted. You are possessed by the evil spirit which dwells in the city.
I wish heaven and hell were real places.
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Hooray for not liking any food that could taste better if you put cayenne pepper on it.
Granted, but everyone goes to Hell, because it's almost impossible to not sin.
I wish NetNavis (http://megaman.wikia.com/wiki/NetNavi#Characteristics) were real.
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Granted, but they all have an annoying habit of telling knock-knock jokes.
Also, I'd like to corrupt the previous wish as well:
I wish heaven and hell were real places.
Granted:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Michigan
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven_(nightclub)
I wish I could be friends with a real life Mi.
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You're her friend! In fact, you're such good friends that she has you acompany her everywhere and act as her voice (because there are no convieniently guilty fairies in real life).
Inevitably your own relationships suffer and you lose your job because you're never there. You eventually perish in a tragic caving accident.
I wish heaven and hell were real places.
Alt: They already are! Wish granted (but also wasted).
StraightFlame, it is impossible. But we can be forgiven, so no worries.
I wish my apprenticeship advisor was better at being an apprenticeship advisor.
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Granted. However, he's is now worse at things he learns you.
I wish I haven't headache and running nose.
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Granted. Now you haven't head or nose at all! No more aching or running ever again!
I wish for more comedically bad grammar in the world. :P
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Granted. People's use of English becomes so bad as to be largely illegible and human society crumbles, just so you could get some cheap jokes. You're an evil, evil person.
I wish for more love in the world.
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Granted, but it's opposite day. :shifty:
I wish for people to notice this thread: http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=6262.0
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Granted, but the tileset gets filled with crappy MSPaint-esque tiles and knytt recolors.
I wish cacti could actually legit grow upside-down. It would, like, fill my life with so much joy. (http://youtu.be/TPOqmoYa2X4?t=2m20s)
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Granted, but actually they are transformed into stalactites.
I wish I could introduce myself better to my future boss this morning (I was so disoriented, because I slept before he called me). But everything is fine, I'm so excited.
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Granted. You introduce yourself to your boss so well, he immediately hates you.
I wish I was better at video games x.x
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Granted! You're now so good at video games that nothing presents a substantial challenge to you so any game bores you, and absolutely nobody wants to play with you because they know they'll lose (or if it's a co-op game, you'll take all their kills/go way to far ahead and always leave them behind/etc.)!
I wish was just a little more motivated to practice guitar.
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You are a little more motivated to practice guitar. You quickly excell as a musician and within a year you're one of the greatest guitar players in the world; your sell-out tour is critically aclaimed and you play to packed stadiums of screaming fans.
Inevitably, you die of a drug-overdose in a motel room in central America after biting the head off a pigeon.
I wish for a forty-minute lunch break!
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Granted. Unfortunately you're on the menu of that lunch-break because you stepped in a restaurant owned by cannibals.
I wish that bug on my phone was fixed so I don't have to enable/disable airplane mode everytime my phone gets hot and it drains all battery power.
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Granted. The bug is fixed, but you don't know it, because you are dead as you died of a brain tumor.
I wish I could hear someone's beautiful voice.
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Granted. You are now visiting the Holder of the Voice (http://theholders.org/?Holder_of_the_Voice).
I wish i could laugh like this (http://youtu.be/HoWDthfDya4?t=15s).
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You can... but once you start you can't stop.
I wish for more excitement in my life, without things getting out of hand.
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Granted. Everything you touch turns into gold. But there's a side effect. The moment you touch it, it gets stuck on you. Given the first thing you used was your hands, it'll never get out of your hand anymore. ;)
I wish to have startrek's food replicator (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qD4EVXkfe0w), so I can create/destroy dishes on the fly at my choosing.
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Granted, but it can only create dishes. As in, the things food is served on/in, not the actual food itself.
I wish i was allowed to bring up my postcount.
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Granted. Nifflas' Games is bought up by EA. They merge the Nifforums into their own support forum, where talking about postcount is allowed by their rules, but which are draconian otherwise. Getting banned for no reason will be a regular occurrence.
I wish for some truly memorable times for the next two weeks!
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Granted!
The horrors of the next two weeks will haunt your nightmares for the rest of your life.
I wish someone would give me an Easter egg at Easter - a chocolate one, not containing any diseases or anything wierd like that.
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Granted. On some random day, you participate in some random easter contest, and guess what, you've won!!!
On easter, the door rings and there's a man standing outside and police everywhere. The man tells you you've won the contest and is here to deliver your price. The police are just the escort. You look to the side and you find this really huge box. And by huge, I mean, it was broght to you on an ultra wide truck of 10 meters long and 3 meters wide using special transport, and the height of the package is another 3 meters. It appears that inside the package is a 3x3x10 meter chocolate egg, made of pure chocolate. The thing weights over 400 kilos. They place the huge box on the porch and take off.
The egg is way to huge to even enjoy it, but hey, its yours, and its real!
I wish Microsoft was not so retarded to give me a huge notification on my old XP machine that Microsoft Security Essentials is at risk because they stopped support for it. am upgrading to 7 anyway, but this is just wrong!
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Granted, but Microsoft now outright wastes manpower by having at least 30 specialized support personnel per OS, for every single OS in existence, ranging from almost unanimously-used things like Windows 7 and 8, to things older than Windows 98, to really obscure non-Microsoft ones like Haiku, to even the startup menus of Nintendo consoles.
I wish my new computer was more like my old one in terms of shape (it's a laptop), keyboard, and all that.
(On an unrelated note, yesterday i started a nation in NationStates which is called Mer Arica (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2207.msg65715#msg65715). I hope you don't mind, LPChip.)
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Granted, your old computer is completely like the old one, but has illegal MS Windows.
I wish I didn't forget to pay the doctor today.
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You overpaid him instead - he was so grateful that he took you on a journey, and after many adventures you were tragically shot by a dalek.
I wish my new headphones, which work fine with my DS, my work computer, and basically everything else, didn't hate my laptop and bombard me with static whenever I put them together. (WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN?!?!)
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your old computer is completely like the old one,
How an object can not resemble itself is beyond me.
Granted, but before you are able to try them out, you are turned into a Dalek, and would eventually go on to kill CWolvie.
Also, i had a similar problem (left side made no sound) with my old laptop, and i believe it to be the audio jack's fault.
I wish you can only truly help other people by allowing them to fail.
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You allow me to fail to avoid turning into a dalek, which helps me to shoot you and steal all your stuff.
I wish I had all of Straightflame's stuff.
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Granted, but now everything that isn't mine is completely like everything that isn't mine.
I wish i could figure out on my own that "talps" is "splat" backwards.
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Granted. You dismiss it as a funny coincidence, though. (Sidenote: this actually happened to me with the Scottish comic artist Frank Quitely. Can you discover the hidden pun in his (pen)name?)
I wish I weren't so frickin' sick right now.
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"Quite frankly". That was about as easy to figure out as the names in the Ace Attorney games. And they have names like Frank Sahwit, Luke Atmey, Jack Hammer, April May, Deid Mann, etc.
Granted, you are "so frickin' sick" later today. And you will stay sick for longer than you would have for absolutely no reason.
I wish there was a YouTube Poop of The Stanley Parable.
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Granted, but the screen will be completely black until you eat fresh brain of a big ugly dinosaur.
I wish everyone could fail except me.
How an object can not resemble itself is beyond me.
:ohnoes: Errr...I was wrong. I see it now...I ment your new computer,but hey, don't blame me or kill me (Talps!), nobody is perfect, right? :oops:
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Granted! Everyone fails at everything, except you.
Of course, this means they fail to maintain food production, power generation, water sanitation...
I wish I could get more done in the evenings.
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I wish everyone could fail except me.
Is that a reference to the screenshot in my sig?
Granted; you no longer have any free time whatsoever.
I wish i knew all the ins and outs of HL2RP. Right now being able to play it would help me a lot.
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Is that a reference to the screenshot in my sig?
Yes, it is. I'm a little curious about each sig, you know.
Granted. You are genius. You will spend rest of your life playing it. As a result, you are not able to doing anything else too so you will dying slowly alone in dark cold stinking place which you previously called normal home.
I wish I was on the Moon.
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Being on the moon is awesome! You love it! You have lots of moon friends and have no trouble breathing the moon air. You live a long, happy life on the moon and you love every minute of it.
Oh come on, that was so obviously going to end in disaster that the only real corruption would be to make it good!
I wish more wishes could have happy endings.
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I'm a little curious about each sig, you know.
What exactly do you mean by "curious"? I don't see how that could be the right word in this context. (Then again, i have no clue as to what would be the right word.)
Granted, but it completely breaks the premise of the forum game. Not only that, but "Your wish is granted with no repercussions" is done almost every time (in exactly 90% of the posts, as Sturgeon's Law dictates). In the beginning it was done as some sort of cop-out, but now it's the actual thing, much like the custom "Factions" gamemode in Minecraft. But not to worry; we can continue the game as it now is, in a new thread titled Actually-Corrupt-The-Goddamn-Wish-For-Once-Will-Ya.
I wish Massagraf didn't make all his non-YTP videos unlisted, and actually did more of them.
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Granted. Rather than being unlisted, those videos are now deleted! Furthermore, Massagraf decides to abandon his account ands adopt a new alias without telling anyone. Eventually you track him down, but before you can even watch all the new content he's uploaded he does it again! Your life is soon reduced to spending every waking hour searching for Massagraf's new aliases (along with a small group of die-hard fans) and trying in vain to save and preserve his uploads.
I wish more people would join my WarioWare D.I.Y. event (http://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/node/7105).
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Granted, but they all have only really simple games with badly-drawn graphics.
I wish there was a GMod horror map based on the game OFF.
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There is. It's brilliant.
It's also pant-wettingly terrifying (seriously, you need to change your trousers).
I wish for a mug of Earl Grey tea!
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What exactly do you mean by "curious"? I don't see how that could be the right word in this context. (Then again, i have no clue as to what would be the right word.)
I mean exactly what is written in my previous post -> curious ;) But let it be.
Granted. You receive a mug of cold Earl Grey tea!
I wish Talps had more positive thoughts about his level The Coming of the Dark.
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I publicly acknowledge that 'Eurydice' wasn't my first level.
And that's all ya gettin'!
I wish people would post in my preview thread for 'Dragon Myth'.
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Granted, but one post is a word salad. Which confuses you, and causes your head to cartoonishly explode.
I wish the flash game "no-one has to die." got its music from Ghost Trick's soundtrack.
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Granted, but it's too loud to your ears and your head soon explodes.
I wish for empty waiting room at the doctor tomorrow.
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The waiting room is completely empty, including of air. The lack of pressure causes your head to explode.
I wish I only need to sleep for 5 hours a night to be able to function properly.
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Granted. From this moment on, you can function properly if you sleep for a full 5 hours straight during the night. In addition, you are now the brand new owner of an internal clock that will play a "bling" sound in your head every hour. Although you exactly know how late it is without requiring a watch, this does wake you up every hour and as such, you are tired all day.
But luckily, the internal bling keeps you awake during workhours.
I wish I owned a large treehouse with a good proportion of the surrounding land.
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Granted. Your tree house stands on the hill (a beautiful land is around), but beware of lightnings!
I wish I was able to conquer time and space.
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Granted. You are able to conquer time and space, but, for some reason, you are not able to eat and drink.
So you will starve slowly.
I wish I had at least one more week to finish my bachelor thesis.
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Granted, but it's now a thesis in which you talk about bachelors. And you only have one week left to finish it.
I wish i didn't **** up my nation in NationStates so badly. (I tried to make it a utopia but i doubt anyone would wanna live in a place like this (http://www.nationstates.net/nation=mer_arica).)
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Granted, but because of absence of word, your wish is incomplete so will be showed only in your mind.
I wish I knew what is after death.
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You die.
I wish for a great weekend.
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Screw you, Talps. Not only was i already writing something, but you also failed to be clever or original in any way. Well, i'm gonna finish writing anyway, just for the heck of it and because i feel that it's better than my different-posts-are-alternate-universes story.
Granted; you are now dead. It's not because of the "kill the person who wished to see the afterlife" cop-out, though. In fact, you were as alive as ever and even were still physically in the same place on our world when you got a glimpse of what the afterlife is like. Speaking of which, i should probably explain how it went: Your body stayed where it is, but your consciousness was briefly sent to the afterlife. For what was supposed to be a short while, you could see, hear and feel (what was going on in) a randomly-selected location in the afterlife. However, for whatever reason, you never returned, your bodily functions stopped working, and you died.
Because i figured your relatives should be informed of your untimely demise, and scientists currently researching the supernatural and/or wish granting could use the info, i told everyone you knew about what happened, and over time several theories on what the afterlife did to you arose... Was it death through severe sensory overload? Was the afterlife not to be experienced by a mere mortal, and did your soul shatter? Did my wish-granting magic fail to take you back to your body (either by simply not working or accidentally placing you somewhere else)? Was it a place worse than hell, filled with Lovecraftian creatures and structures everywhere, which caused ? Did you pass some form of "border" where you could no longer return to the world of the living? Or did i lie about everything and kill you? Some of these theories sparked more theories about what the afterlife actually is, and people are now more afraid of death than ever. In fact, they're even more afraid of death than of public speaking.
Also, assuming there is any intercontinuity between the Nifforum's Corrupt-A-Wish-universes, the afterlife should simply be Heaven and Hell, with everyone going to Hell.
Talps, your wish is also granted, but your weekdays (all of them, not just this week) are now the most agonizing thing to exist.
I wish i knew which ending Raocow would get first in The Stanley Parable. (I think it'll be the Real Person ending, but...)
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Wish Granted, but the only words he speaks throughout the playthrough are "cat" and "planet". He than gives you a magical curse for making him play The Stanley Parable. For the rest of the year, your only dreams will be his playthrough of that game. You will remember every dream.
I wish for my own library. (I am not disallowing others to borrow books from it by saying "my own". Just that I own it.)
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Granted. You open "This PC" or "Computer" (depending if you use windows 8 or 7) you navigate to a folder of your choice, right click it, and choose Add to library->Create new. You make a new library and presto, you now own a new library with one folder in it!
I wish my back wasn't hurting like hell.
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Granted. You are quadriplegic.
I wish I was Royale user on www.picmonkey.com (http://www.picmonkey.com) (it allows you to use very special effects for your photos).
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Granted. However, they discontinue all of the effects you were going to use, and replace them with "Add Fancy Bears to this Photo".
I wish I knew how to use CSS.
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CSS = Crime Scene Science.
Granted. You are now a Crime Scene Scientist. (Yes I know you probably ment Cascade Style Sheet)
You are sent to the most horrific crime scenes and you have nightmares for live.
I wish nature would only allow to make it rain for a max of 2 hours a day.
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Granted. It causes catastrophic drought in areas, where are dry and wet seasons and where wells and water reservoir are filled only during the latter one.
I wish my sister's cats stopped sleeping in my shoes.
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Cats sleeping in shoes is quite a cute image! They stop sleeping in your shoes and start doing much worse things in them.
I wish to cope well with my incoming onslaught of assignments.
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Granted, but you are overloaded and will be shut down ( in your case, you will be eliminated).
I wish I could work only three hours a day.
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Granted. A company who is hiring is looking for people who can work 3 hours a day and because of your wish, you do not even need to apply for a job. You're magically hired. This company however is on a 2 hour journey away from you, and they expect you to work 1 hour in the morning at 7:00 AM, 1 hour in the afternoon at 1:00 PM and 1 hour in the afternoon at 9:00 PM. They do not allow you to be present at non-working hours though, so you'll have to entertain you while you don't work, and there's not much to entertain you with in the neightbourhood. So in essense, you'll be travelling for 10 hours a day to work 3 hours.
I wish someone I am having a PM conversation with would open up for the topic and not dismiss everything because they think they know everything.
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(From what i remember of his behaviour, it's most likely that guy, isn't it? The one who used to have a somewhat small section in the Nifflas World of Text devoted to hating on him?)
Granted, but now he and/or she resorts to dem good ol' shaming tactics. The ones you often see feminists use.
I wish i knew what the PlatGEnWohl engine is going to look like when it's first released.
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granted but you die horribly.
I wish to know what this world of text is and the reasons and information behind the devoted hatred within it.
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Your World Of Text is a website where you can have an infinite (or seemingly infinite) grid that you and others (either anyone or just the ones you grant permission) can fill with... well, text. Something like Minecraft except 2D and with ascii art. Yukabacera made one specifically for the Nifforum community.
So, a few years ago, there was this drawing of a stick figure that was hanged (from a gap in the floor between the ____ and ---- if i'm not mistaken) with as far as i know zero context besides that. After a while someone (it's all anonymous btw, even with a list of approved members) wrote something among the lines of "<- I sure hope that is Salmoneous" next to it. And then others followed suit, and that area would be known as the "h8mail area". I don't remember what exactly was written, but there were a few people stating that they agreed with the first guy, then there was a guy defending you (claiming that you were "not that bad once you get to know him"), to which someone replied by stating what exactly they hate about you. I don't really remember what was said though. And then there was also this other guy who compared you to LPChip. Again, i don't remember it that much, but i think he stated that LPChip tried to be kind and help people or something, and i definitely remember him saying you were the opposite of what he said LPChip was. And then the last thing i remember being said was that you should be banned.
Eventually, someone (to this day nobody knows who) removed all text, i think even including the hanged guy, and replaced it with the phrase "NO MORE H8MAIL!", after which no one really bothered with the "h8mail" anymore. So then at least one person (maybe just that one) complained about how we lost the only place where we could freely vent our opinions about you with no repercussions, and from that point onward it was never mentioned again.
Granted, but now you know too much and are therefore hanged from a gap in the floor between the ____ and the ----.
I wish my screen didn't have this magenta pixel which only shows up on the Nifforum.
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Granted, now it shows up everywhere BUT the Nifforum!
I wish I had some french fries right now!
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You have 2 undecillion (http://what-if.xkcd.com/96/) french fries. Your enormous planet of french fries crashes with the Earth and destroys it.
Way to wipe out the human race!
I wish Venus was terraformed into a beautiful Earth-like planet, ideal for human habitation.
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Granted, but our planet Earth must be destroyed...Slowly. Painfully. Together with the human race and everything on it in order to create something similar.
I wish someone could put a received small birthday cake which I left in a hurry at work into the fridge.
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Granted, but it turns out that the cake is made from the same stuff (http://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Cake#Recipe) as the cake in Portal.
I wish i knew how a hypothetical four-dimensional being would see.
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Wish Granted, you become a mathematician and neurophysicist. Your most amazing accomplishment is a brain implant that allows one to imagine a spacial fourth dimension much more easily. To test it you get it put in your own brain. In 80% of those who get this first version of the implant, including you, bright lights start to cause seizures after around 3 months. Most become nocturnal.
I wish to wake up in a new world to explore, with the ability to teleport between the new place and Earth.
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Granted, but where you end up teleporting is relative to your position in the world you're in. As such, you end up in space because Earth is going in a different direction than new-world. And that's just assuming that you don't die because of a lack of oxygen, ridiculously hot/cold climates, the fact that physics work differently in one way or another, . And even without all that, there's no guarantee that new-world is worth exploring. It's not like every universe is Knytt Stories or anything. It may be some infinite barren flat landscape. Or worse: It may be about to be destroyed in some way (wizard erasing new-world from existence, giant planet-eating dragon, sun going supernova, anything can happen really) right at the moment you enter it. Also, you never asked to know how to teleport.
I wish there was a turn-based RPG for the Oculus Rift, that's meant to emulate the style of those SNES RPGs (except in first person of course).
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Granted, they remake Arcana (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arcana_%28video_game%29) for the Oculus Rift. :P2
I wish I was at a spa right now.
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Wish granted, you are at a spa hundreds of miles away from your home. Your hair has been replaced by a paper hat, which is then ruined by the water.
I wish for gravity-defying house-building materials.
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Before you can build your house, all your bricks float away.
I wish for more meals containing raw mushrooms.
Not poisonous mushrooms.
Or any like the ones in that KS level.
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Granted, but each meal requires more mushrooms than there are in existence (similar to how in Minecraft you need 2 cubic metres of wooden planks to build 1 cubic metre of workbench), and as such those meals can't be made. But they "exist" in one way or another.
I wish Valve hired LPChip to design Portal 2 co-op course 7.
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Granted, but he's doing it in a hurry, so it is not so good.
I wish I knew why guests are interested in printing this topic.
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You stumble upon a terrifying conspiracy relating to the corruption of wishes and a high-profile American politician, just like that one guy in that one film. Soon the CIA and the FBI and the MIB are all coming for you, and so are some ninjas, and Brue Willis, Will Smith and Liam Neeson. Your home is trashed and eventually blown up, your bank accounts closed down, your name sullied and your existence deleted from government databases. You have an epic, round-the-world chase before successfully exposing the conspiracy, discrediting the politician and restoring your good name.
The next morning, you slip over in the shower and bang your elbow, and it really hurts.
I wish I could successfully establish a running joke in this game that would last more than three posts.
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Granted, but the running joke is "The cake is a lie".
I wish all currently existing roads and other such things were replaced by solar roadways (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlTA3rnpgzU).
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Granted, but they think it's so cool that they forbid people from actually driving on the roads, lest the cars ruin their natural beauty. Needless to say this is not good for the infrastructure.
I wish my allergies weren't bothering me now.
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Granted, it will bothering you later.
I wish I didn't forget to borrow one more book from public library.
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Granted, but you forgot which book you wanted.
I wish NationStates allowed you to set the amount of issues per day to more than two.
Edit: Just in case, here's some context. In NationStates, you get issues to resolve, and you can choose between two or more solutions, or simply dismiss the issue. Which solution you choose for a given issue affects what your nation is like.
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Granted, and it makes the game brilliant! But unfortunately you don't get to enjoy it because, for entirely unrelated reasons, your head exploded.
I wish for really nice, sunny weather in England this summer.
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Granted, but only for a one day.
I wish I didn't abandon the game Shakes & Fidget.
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Granted, but it now has that problem with literally every MMO where everything you liked about it is taken out and replaced with things literally nobody likes, and where it slowly but surely accumulates a playerbase that's basically a bunch of 12-year-olds with the knowledge and mentality of 3-year-olds.
I wish Homestuck's "Gigapause" (a hiatus which started in 2013 and still hasn't ended) was not a thing that exists.
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Granted! In the new timeline, Andrew Hussie posted the end of Homestuck sometime back in November. Sadly, it turned out to be pretty much this suggested alt-ending (http://beat-bro.tumblr.com/post/77236923785/potential-homestuck-ending-311-the-entirety-of).
I wish I had way more time to work on games!
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You are kidnapped by StraightFlame who locks you in the dungeon of his volcano lair (we all know he has one!) and forces you to do nothing but make games. You eventually make a game called 'Help! I'm Stuck in a Game Making Dungeon!' which everyone thinks is brilliant, but no one recognises your cry for help.
I wish it was easier to understand other people.
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Granted, but nobody understands you anymore.
I wish there was a YTPMV collab of this song (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ckr6KyZoS58).
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Granted; however, the collaborators are unfamiliar with the term "Youtube Poop", and thus create a video full of people talking about hard their poops have been, whether or not they've pooped today, etc. The video portion is almost entirely taken up by an educational film from the 60's about the workings of the bowels.
I wish I had a flying car.
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You own a flying car! It's fabulous, flying above the traffic, avoiding the crowds, giving lifts to your friends. It can rise vertically, it's easy to drive and park, it runs efficiently on renewable energy sources so you're not polluting the atmosphere, and it has a large boot (or trunk, if you're a yankee).
Unfortunately, it's radio constantly plays the Chitty Chitty Bang Bang theme really loudly, and there's no way to turn it off, even when the engine isn't running.
I wish I could store my work trousers in my backpack without them getting creased so that I could change into shorts for the three-mile walk home during this unstereotipically glorious summer, and not have to worry about messy trousers the following day.
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Granted! You learn the frequent-travelers' trick of rolling your work trousers instead of folding them, and it works like a charm (though you may need to roll something soft up with them, like a lightweight jumper, for optimal results).
I wish I had a computer with a holographic display / interface, like J.A.R.V.I.S.
(N.B. I'm a Yank, but I know the difference between American pants and UK pants.)
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The above post has been made invalid because it doesn't corrupt.
Granted. I use my pair of scissors to cut your trousers in tiny pieces, then I spray it with a magical spray that will prevent it from creasing.
I wish someone would tell me where I can buy a product that I'm looking for for a while now.
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They quote you the address of a small mercantile in the depths of a monster-infested dungeon, ruled by an evil wizard, which can only be entered by one bearing a Sword of the Ancients. On a lighter note, the price is very reasonable.
I wish someone could explain the workings of my new job to me, rather than making me read a 16-page document.
You have one! ...Until Iron Man turns up at your door and demands his computer back. He looks kinda mad...
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(oops... guess I should've made milk spill on the crease-free pants and stain them, or something...)
Granted! Instead of having to read the sixteen-page document, you instead get to sit through sixteen hours of explanation by a co-worker with a monotone voice and terrible halitosis. Also, this "training period" is unpaid.
I wish I lived in Italy.
edit: RDJ showing up on my doorstep is a different wish entirely. ;) Though I imagine Tony STark's wrath would likely bring with it property damage and/or legal consequences...
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You lived in Italy; in 14th-century Italy, in fact. You died of bubonic plague at the age of six.
I wish I hadn't made this wish.
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Not granted, causing several issues and paradoxes which ultimately break the game.
I wish i knew how to play custom Battery Check levels.
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Granted, but you'll die before playing these amazing levels. So sad.
I wish my grandfather could finally leave the hospital.
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He does, but in a hearse.
I wish I could make shadow clones.
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Granted. You now own 2 working lightbulbs instead of 1. ;)
I wish I could buy focus and motivation for a cheap price and use it whenever I need it.
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He does, but in a hearse.
Ouch!
Your local pharmacy starts selling two cheap over-the-counter drugs called focus and motivation. Focus improves your focus and motivation improves your motivation! They work brilliantly and you make frequent use of them - in fact, so frequent that it's hard not to use them. It's around the time you realise you're addicted that it is discovered that prolonged use of these drugs can cause your legs to fall off.
I wish audio novels on Youtube automatically had their volume balanced with the adverts Youtube crams into them, so that I wouldn't suddenly have obnoxious advertising screaming in my ears every 10 minutes.
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Granted. For some mysterious reason, every time you start watching a youtube video, your sound is gone. Not just in youtube, but everywhere on your pc. Strangely your pc doesn't say that the sound is muted. In fact, it even is the case if you just have the youtube page open, and no video playing. You then realise that its not just the sound on your pc that is gone. You find out that you hear nothing at all when you have the youtube page open. Luckily, if you close the tab youtube is on, you hear again.
I wish I could auto-generate new body parts in case they fall off due to the use of some drugs. :nuts:
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Granted. However, as soon as your legs are fully regenerated, you are promptly dismembered by a psychopath. Your limbs don't regenerate as they didn't fall off because of those drugs, and you'll just have to live without them.
I wish Talps had obnoxious advertising screaming in his ears every 10 minutes C)
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Granted. In retribution, Talps wishes for you to spontaneously combust and die in agony.
I wish StraightFlame would spontaneously combust and die in agony.
*Maniacal laughter*
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Granted. Now you hear him screaming in agony every 10 minutes (that means every five minutes you have advertising or StraightFlame screaming in your ears. You eventually go crazy because of it).
I wish my wrist wasn't hurting me.
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Granted. Not in that order, though; he bleeds to death from a much less (but still rather) agonizing stab wound, and his corpse spontaneously combusts after the funeral. I would say screw you, but your corruption is downright awesome.
Granted; your wrist fell of due to a side effect of a cheap motivation-boosting drug you imported from the Netherlands.
I wish there was a webcomic or web series that's basically the premise of Sword Art Online (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Lightnovel/SwordArtOnline) done with a game like DayZ (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Videogame/DayZ). Preferrably without the former's romantic subplot.
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First of, LOL. Good conversation here between the lines in this game. Love it!
Granted. Your wrists are still in pain, but luckily for you, I've given you a serious headache. Because our brains can only focus on one pain stimuli at a time, it will automatically make you feel the worst one, which is your headache. So your wrists aren't hurting anymore. At least not for as long as you aren't using them. Better not use them.
Granted. The webcomic exists, but the server it is hosted on is very slow. So downloading one image takes about an hour. Each image shows only 3 of those cartoon blobs, and you need approximately 20 of these images to get a decent story. Because of the negativity from people about the slowness of the web server, before the story reaches the climax, the web author abandons the project.
I wish Talps would cry for the same duration as he maniacal laughs for each maniacal laughter he does. :nuts:
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Granted, but he's turned out to be a typical villain dude, and he is holding you hostage in the dungeon in my volcano lair (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2207.msg67568#msg67568) that i lended him. He often spends around an hour a day telling you details about his evil plan to sell focus and motivation to as much people as possible and make everyone's legs fall off. Afterwards, he'll spend a good 30 minutes laughing maniacally, and as per your wish, another half hour crying uncontrollably. (The corruption is that you extended your suffering to a full two hours a day, rather than just one and a half.)
I think the purpose of this game has degenerated into weaving as much wishes and corruptions into this continuity as possible. I wonder if we'll get to see the Tablecat army (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2207.msg65542#msg65542) again.
I wish Gunpoint's level editor didn't suck.
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Granted. It's better than KS editor even the whole game so this forum doesn't exist anymore.
I wish I was somewhere else.
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Granted. You are in Guinea and suffering from Dracunculiasis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dracunculiasis).
I wish both my head and wrist stopped hurting me and nothing else started to.
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Granted: you completely lose your sense of touch, because you have leprosy.
I wish the annoying noises would stop.
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Granted; you can no longer hear any noises that are perceived by at least one person as being annoying. In other words, you're deaf.
I wish the Cybermatrix 100 (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/973736766/cybermatrix-100) was a real thing and did everything the kickstarter page says it does.
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Granted, but note that you did not wish for the Kickstarter page to remain the same. The Cybermatrix 1000 is entirely real and, as advertised, really does contain over a tonne of positrons; or perhaps I should say that it did...
I wish for the ability to summon legions of reality-warping Tablecats to aid me in my nefarious plans.
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Granted, but one day they will take you into another dimension. There is no way back.
I wish everything was for free.
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Granted! Everything is now free, and nobody has to pay for anything. This means, however, that hardly anyone has the motivation to do unpleasant jobs like garbage removal, repetitive factory labor, etc. There aren't enough people who just enjoy growing food or turning raw meat, vegetables, grains and so on into food for other people to eat, without any reward other than satisfaction and maybe a "thanks" or "here's a shirt I made out of aluminum-can pop-tabs for you!" -- so most people have to grow their own food and prepare it themselves.
Subsistence living takes a lot of work, so you have less free time than before. Unless you're one of the unlucky ones who's just no good at gardening or raising livestock you'll have to kill eventually or finding plants that grow wild for you to eat, and who slowly starve to death for want of a way to pay for food...
I wish I was a cat. (Dimension-shifting abilities optional.)
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Granted. You are a Tablecat, fighting on the front line of the great interdimensional war against the StraighFlames. Half your friends have died already.
I wish I had much lower (shorter, better) reaction times.
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Granted. You are a computer.
I wish I had a new haircut.
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Granted! You are now sporting the ever-stylish (...NOT) reverse Mohawk!
I wish I could find my laptop screwdriver.
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Granted, but it's physically impossible to reach it where it is.
I wish for a box of fhqwhgads.
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Granted! However, sdfg dkytsw fhqwhgad xvgf lkdjthahsd kd.
I wish my best friend Tara hadn't died of breast cancer.
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You have one! Unfortunately it shadfwenbiw and rgwrfw twice every fifteen awdhawd. As if that wasn't bad enough, an eogheq arrives at your door and tells you she wants her apjvoojaopjjd back.
Um... Wow, this got dark. I really don't wanna corrupt this!
Ok, granted, she's still alive! But, uh, she, uh, she stubbed her toe! And it really hurt! And she bled all over your carpet!
I wish I had an unlimited supply of healthy, tasty sandwiches.
(Also, sympathies. :()
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I wish my best friend Tara hadn't died of breast cancer.
:( :( :( :(
Granted. You can't eat them, though, because they're panaceas and you can only just summon them fast enough to meet the demand.
I wish the authors of major manga series were less bad at their jobs. (Bleach and Naruto spring to mind.)
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Granted! The mangaka (mangaka...s? I have no idea how to make Japanese words plural) of all major manga series are now the best in their fields! Unfortunately, the jobs they are now so good at are in professions unrelated to manga; Mahiro Maeda is an expert spelunker, Masashi Kishimoto is a world-class sushi chef, Yana Toboso is an exceptional personal valet, Tite Kubo is the world's greatest janitor, Eiichiro Oda is a highly-sought-after sculptor, and so on.
I wish for everyone who visits the Nifflas forums tomorrow (which for me means Monday, 4 August 2014, though that's already today for some people) to have a great lousy day. ;)
(Thanks for the condolences, guys, and sorry for casting a pall. It's been 3 1/2 years, so the pain has its sharp edges worn down by now. I'll never stop missing her, but I'm mostly at peace with her death. So, nota bene for anyone facing a similar loss: it does get easier with time. Honest.)
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I have a rotten day. I know it's your fault. I make a wish in retribution.
I wish The Jack could have a REALLY lousy day!
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Granted. He potentially could have a lousy day, but the odds of that happening today are one in a million.
I wish there were more platformers on Steam.
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Granted! There are now dozens more platformer games available on Steam, in a wide range of styles, genres and difficulty levels. Unfortunately, all platformers available via Steam are now at least USD$90 -- no matter where you buy them through. And all of them are also only available with un-crackable DRM, so there's no way to get any of them without paying.
I wish it was easier to find "footie" pajamas in adult sizes.
(Also, I'm not a "he," StraightFlame, though you're hardly the first to be thrown off by my name. ;) I'm a Jack.)
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Granted. Steam now sells nothing but versions of The World's Worst Platformer. Each version differs from the others by exactly one pixel. Due to subliminal messaging magic, playing through the full three thousand hours (roughly a year playing eight hours a day) of content will cause enlightenment in one percent of players.
Foiled!
Granted. All clothing on the planet is replaced with adult-sized footie pyjamas.
I wish for the next player not to grant this wish.
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Wibble! Chocolate hedgehog lemon puffin puffin! Australia waffle explosion Neptune! Eiffel Tower banana muffin! Gelding!
Quack quack orang-utan genie.
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Granted. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEEPaYD5KZE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEEPaYD5KZE)
I wish I lived in an aquarium.
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Granted. You are one of those small worms that are used as fish food. You will live in aquarium for a while... until some fish eats you alive.
I wish I was better in determination of grasses and grass-like plants.
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Granted. No matter how drunk, stoned, concussed or otherwise inhibited you are, you will never fail to distinguish a grass or grass-like plant from a brick wall.
I wish my salary were twice as large.
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Granted, your salary has doubled! Unfortunately, there's also 300% inflation affecting all currencies and commodities except your salary, so your actual buying power has dropped to 66.67% of what it was before you made that wish.
I wish I had a nice turkey sandwich.
(@Chrysophylax -- did you originally make a different wish before I ninja'd you, or did Talps have a stroke?)
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(That was the result of temporal disturbance brought on by the paradox created by Chrys's post.)
You go out and buy a nice turkey sandwich. In the meantime, your house burns down.
I wish to live a long, happy life, without my standards of what constitutes to be a long, happy life having altered.
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Granted. However, your life is physically long, rather than temporally long. Interpret that however you want because i honestly have no idea. Also, your life may be happy, but you definitely aren't.
I wish Sburb (http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Sburb#Purpose) existed, and everyone on the forum got a chance to play it. (Perhaps a select few of us could share a session and stuff.)
Edit: Also, from now on i'll use "jack" (rather than "he") as a pronoun when referring to the Jack.
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Granted! Almost everyone still active here participates in a vast, chained session of Sburb.
Unfortunately, about half of us are killed by our meteors (or other mishaps) before we can complete the tasks necessary to entering the Medium, and all of the survivors failed to prototype our kernelsprites, so we're stuck in an unwinnable null session. Unlike the canonical alpha kids, though, nobody's coming to save us. One by one, we die -- some commit suicide, some are killed by denizens or other hazards (noble gases are notoriously asphyxiating) on our lands, and the last few holdouts succumb to starvation. So, we destroyed the earth, and everyone and everything we'd ever known or cared about, essentially for nothing. You're the last to go, having endured all our blame and resentment on top of blaming yourself.
I wish I could read The Splendor and Misery of Bodies, of Cities (the sequel to Stars in My Pocket Like Grains of Sand) by Samuel R. Delany, without anyone or anything -- including this wish! -- forcing him to finish it when he doesn't want to. (Despite the fact that the sequel is never coming, I highly recommend SiMPLGoS, one of my favorite books by one of my favorite authors. It will expand your mind. Oh, and if the prologue bores you too much, you can skip right to the beginning of chapter 1 without missing anything essential; the rest of the book is in a different style most people find much more engaging.)
(Thanks, StraightFlame! C) That's actually the very solution I usually suggest, since all the alternative 3rd-person-singular pronouns in English are unwieldy at best.)
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Granted. You fall into a coma and wake up in a dystopian future in which the book in question has been written. You struggle to find a job, but at least the library has all Delany's books.
I wish to own a Death Note.
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Granted, you are dead.
I wish my stomach problems were gone.
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Granted. They are gone. Unfortunately they took your stomach with them.
I wish for banana.
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You have a banana. When you peel back the skin, it's full of spiders.
I wish Team Ico would release their games on Steam.
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Granted, but Ico doesn't make it past Greenlight because they used the North American box art for its icon.
(and also something about it being the ps2 version of shadow of the cololoocewdoflj instead of something made for pc i dont care one bit)
I wish both genders had equal rights already so we can all stop with the feminazi and MRA crap.
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Granted. But there's still racism and other things to deal with, which have just gotten worse.
I wish I hadn't spent so much on this computer.
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Granted. Your computer is now a raunchy-smelling Windows 95 brick with a semi-functioning mouse and a graphics card capable of playing games up to the par of Oregon Trail, but still prone to crash when too many colors are processed at once. The good news is that you only had to pay US$5 for it.
I wish it were easier to diagnose my own physical health.
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Granted. You are now a hypochondriac.
I wish the person below me wishes for something terrible.
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Granted. People continue to confuse genders and sexes, though, and non-binary values for sex and gender are still barely recognised. Moreover, giving women equal rights doesn't get them equal treatment.
Welcome to the modern wealthy democracies, in other words.
I wish for the power to turn my sexuality on and off at will, but only by concentrating for ten minutes, to possess the knowledge of how to do so and to not have my desire to turn the damn thing off go away.
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Since Chrysophylax apparently didn't notice replies had moved on a page, I'm granting and corrupting both his(?) wish and rainulous's simultaneously:
I wish for everyone to have the power to turn their sexuality on and off at will, but only by concentrating for ten minutes; to possess the knowledge of how to do so; to not have any pre-existing desire to turn the damn thing off go away; but also for everyone to lose the ability to concentrate for more than five minutes at a time on anything.
:why don't we have a devil-horns smiley:
There are more than two genders, and more than two sexes, even though most people fit more-or-less neatly into one or the other of the commonest designations for both gender and sex.
Sexuality -- and sexual orientation -- are separate from gender and sex, though they, too, are often confused and/or conflated with the others.
It is inappropriate to compare "feminazis" and "MRAs" (that's men's rights activists) using those terms, because one group (MRAs) self-identifies with that label, whereas no one self-identifies with the other label (feminazis). It would also have been inappropriate to compare "feminists" with "misogynists" for the same reason. (Though there are some few people who are admitted misogynists, as well as some few people -- who are not actually feminists -- who will refer to themselves as feminazis.)
Contrasting "feminazis" with "MRAs" is the gender equivalent of contrasting self-identified "Aryans" (as opposed to people of actual Aryan, i.e. southwest-Asian, ancestry) with so-called "mud people" (in white-supremacist parlance, anyone whose skin is more brown than pink, including people from many parts of Europe along with those of African, Asian, indigenous American, etc. ancestry). There are, of course, many white people who are not white supremacists, just as there are many men who are not MRAs.
"I myself have never been able to find out what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute." --Rebecca West, 1913
"Feminism is the radical notion that women are people." --Marie Shear, 1986
"Remember that, less than 150 years ago, the 'radical' feminists, the ones who the mainstream feminists of the time did everything they could to dissociate themselves from, were the women who wanted to wear pants. Under their dresses." --the Jack
(I actually identify as a womanist, rather than a feminist. But that's a whole other long digression. ;))
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Granted. The world effectively stops functioning as a result of the latter part of the wish.
I wish God would play dice every now and then, that stick-in-the-mud. :P
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Granted, but as he doesn't have a table he has to play on Earth. Every so often, two enormous square rocks crash to Earth like meteorites and destroy large percentages of life.
I wish that wishing actually made things come true, with the ability to veto any wish after the outcome is revealed.
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Granted. Every wish Talps makes from now on will always come true. Technically, he(?) could veto the outcome of any wish whose outcome he was dissatisfied with... except that his wishes only come true after 100 years have passed since his death. It certainly makes life exciting for his great-grandchildren!
I wish I could get some low-alcohol, homebrew-style beer like I had in Finland many years ago, that was brown and cloudy and refreshing and gezellig.
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Granted. The beer is spilled on your head from a window and the spiller won't tell you where he bought it.
I wish it were easier to acquire good KS levels.
Fubaka, Talps: http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2014-03-19 (http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2014-03-19)
A feminist is someone who supports equal rights, opportunities and treatment for women. Nothing else. There are truly vast numbers of people who would say that they support those things but deny being feminists, because everyone knows feminists are crazy man-haters, or at least really over-sensitive. Essentially, you are either a feminist, a jerk or not of adult mental capacity. Please stop trying to dissociate yourselves from feminism: the more acceptable self-identifying as a feminist becomes, the harder it is to oppose the ideal of equal treatment.
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A feminist is someone who supports equal rights, opportunities and treatment for women. Nothing else. There are truly vast numbers of people who would say that they support those things but deny being feminists, because everyone knows feminists are crazy man-haters, or at least really over-sensitive. Essentially, you are either a feminist, a jerk or not of adult mental capacity. Please stop trying to dissociate yourselves from feminism: the more acceptable self-identifying as a feminist becomes, the harder it is to oppose the ideal of equal treatment.
Frankly, I'm tired of these word games. If you really want to see a more egalitarian society, go out and actually fight individual-level examples of misogony AND misandry in the world. The problem with arguing semantics like this is that too many people, even those who identify as 'feminist', don't agree with your definition.
Imo, as soon as you make it an 'ism' you've missed the point.
I wish it were easier to acquire good KS levels.
Granted, but each level is now at least 50GB in size.
I wish for an explosion of new tilesets.
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Granted. There's a bomb somewhere in your computer (from Nifflas, maybe?). Try find it and deactivate it. Good luck! ;)
I wish the world of Narnia was real.
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Granted. You walk in the forest one day and you are alone. You see this path you never actually noticed to be there. Out of sheer curiosity you follow it. You find a path to mountains you never actually knew were there. There's a cave in the mountains. You go in and find this weird looking stone with some kind of hand print on it. You find it funny and try and see if your hand is big enough. As you place your hand on it, a portal opens up in front of you, and you see the world of Narnia. You really want to go there, so you step through the portal. When you reach the other side, you see the portal close behind you, and now you are trapped there. These portals are only one-way so you can never return.
I wish our world was as peaceful and advanced as it is shown in Star Trek.
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Granted, but now there's also Borg.
I wish our world was as fundamentally messed up as it is shown in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
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ERROR IN LINE 80: STATE ALREADY EXISTS
You wasted a wish, since our world always was just that messed up.
I wish everyone in the world was exactly as beautiful (or ugly) on the outside as they are on the inside -- and by "on the inside" I mean character and personality, not that I want to see everyone's viscera. :sick:
There's nothing wrong with confronting instances of individual discrimination when one encounters them, and anyone doing so is to be commended. When systematized forms of oppression are involved (and sexism, cissexism, heterosexism, racism, colorism, classism, etc. are all examples of systematized forms of oppression), however, that simply does not go far enough. It is impossible to end any kind of systematized oppression solely by confronting the perpetrators of individual instances of oppression.
That would be like trying to end slavery (in a time and place where slavery is or was legal and more or less socially acceptable) by convincing each individual slave-owner to voluntarily free their slaves. So long as the legal system -- and, at least as importantly, the cultural values of the society -- allows slavery to continue, slavery would be impossible to entirely bring an end to just by appealing to individuals one by one. Invariably, some of the same people who had agreed to free slaves previously would acquire new ones (or re-enslave their former chattels), and/or people who hadn't owned slaves previously would decide it was their turn.
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Granted, but maybe we're all a lot uglier now than you expected.
I wish I could enjoy the role-playing game my friends and I are currently playing more than I do (we've been playing Dungeons & Dragons a lot recently, which I really like, but now we've gone to Dark Heresy, of which I dislike both the setting and the system, so to clarify, I wish I liked Dark Heresy more so I would be less bored up until we switch to another game).
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Granted. You enjoy Dark Heresy more than you did, but only just enough for you to notice it.
I wish I had an ethical, reliable, essentially-costless way to reward and encourage the creators of creative works I like.
Pursuant to the Jack's comment:
Responses to individual events are so inadequate that I saddened that anyone could possibly think that they could be sufficient. The main problem is that people simply do not understand that the problems exist.
A personal example seems useful here. I had two friends in high school who genuinely believed that they were inferior at physics to a sexist peer, simply because he was male and they were female, despite the fact that their grades were much better than his. They freely admitted this "inferiority". They were totally blinded by their prejudices, despite being the victims.
If you are able to read this, you are the problem. You are racist. You are sexist. You are prejudiced in many complex ways. So am I. So were Nelson Mandela and MLK. So were Mary Wollstonecraft and Emmeline Pankhurst. We can only now understand how some of these failure modes of thought function, and that only crudely; the great campaigners of ages past didn't have a snowball's chance in hell.
Moreover, these problems seem to be incurable. It's like trying to completely eradicate something like chicken pox; once you've been infected, all you can do is have your immune system constantly fight it, so that you never display the symptoms. You can't wipe clean thirty years of conditioning without crippling the mind in question.
I have never seen my mother engage in an obviously racist action, but the important difference between her and myself isn't that I know what cultural appropriation is, it's that I'm always watching my thoughts, vetting them, making myself aware of the little ways in which I don't live up to my ideals. On my good days, I get to the level where I merely notice sexy women rather than appreciating their appearances. I'm fairly confident my judgement of them is still affected, but I see no cure beyond changing my hormone balance.
You can't win. All you can do is fight.
CONSTANT VIGILANCE!!
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And Patreon isn't an option becaaaaaaause...?
Granted, but because it's essentially costless, it has no way of actually getting the rewards and/or methods of encouragement. It fails horribly.
I wish Mountain Dew was more commonplace in European countries.
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Granted, all of the mountains across Europe are covered in dew.
I wish I lived in Europe.
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You live in my cellar.
I wish I wasn't having to wait on hold as I attempted to phone my GP while typing this.
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Granted. Your GP's phone system is no longer connected due to damage to a cable. have fun getting an appointment!
I wish my job were more interesting.
Regarding StraightFlame's post:
Firstly, Patreon only works if the person in question has a Patreon account and I have a load of money to blow.
Secondly, I'm not sure that's a proper corruption. I wished for a way to reward people and you essentially said that it doesn't work, which means that it isn't a way to reward people as nobody actually gets rewarded.
I'm having difficulty coming up with a good corruption. I considered having the reward system stop working after a few uses, but that's boring and has been done before. I considered having them be encouraged to work on projects I don't like, but that depends on how you interpret "projects I like". I considered having them worry about stalkers due to mysterious gifts appearing in their houses, but that doesn't reward and encourage them.
My current best idea is that my gifts have to encourage them to keep working on creative projects I like, so (as I realise immediately after making my wish) I can't reward anyone with magically generated instructions for making room-temperature superconductors and cures for aging. I never forgive myself for my stupidity.
Does anyone else have a good idea?
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Regarding StraightFlame's post:
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I can't perfectly recall, but my idea was something like the organization/machine/Tablecat/whatever would initially have enough money for around a week or something of rewards, and then file bankruptcy/malfunction/speak in haikus rather than limericks/whatever immediately afterwards. I definitely could've specified a bit more.
Granted. Your job's interesting to people who watch you do it. To you, as you have first-hand experience on what you actually do, it's... well, "it doesn't live up to the hype" would be an understatement. Your job is now, for whatever reason, the most excruciating thing in existence. Your boss simply uses some form of illusion and/or delusion magic to make it interesting to potential new employees. Illusion/delusion magic actually exists, by the way.
I wish bringing up gender equality in a lighthearted way (i.e. as part of a forum game) wouldn't spawn a side discussion like it did. I get that feminism is top lel srs bzn on the internet, but, erm...
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Granted, but The Jack explodes from the suppressed urge to argue with people who weren't actually disagreeing with... (her?)... and now you have that on your conscience.
I wish train times were more conveniently aligned with my work hours and the time it takes to walk between work and the train station.
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Granted. The train you take to and from work is now scheduled to leave within a comfortable 5-10 minute window from the time it takes you to walk between the station and your workplace. Unfortunately, the trains themselves have been allowed to fall into such a state of disrepair that they break down between almost every station along their route... and railway workers are so fed up with having to deal with both poorly-maintained equipment and irate passengers that they go on strike. The strike lasts for months, and getting all the trains in proper working order again takes even longer. By then you've had to purchase a smelly, expensive and dangerous private vehicle in order to keep your job.
I wish everyone understood that just because something seems innocently humorous to them, does not mean it can't be hurtful to someone else... and that when someone's feelings are hurt, it is rarely (if ever) their fault for being "oversensitive."
The Jack explodes from the suppressed urge to argue
OMG, you have no idea. XD :oops: I do volunteer work as a community advocate in part because I need a semi-regular outlet for my pent-up righteous indignation.
disagreeing with... (her?)... and now
Nope. Not he, not she, not her, not him. (Reasonable guess though, no points deducted. ;)) They/their/them is fine, ze/zir/zir is fine, most other ways of constructing a gender-non-specific third-person-singular pronoun (that works in English, per forum rules, hoewel ik begrijp wel 't nederlands, y entiendo un poquito de español) are also fine. Or you can just use my name: the Jack, the Jack's, the Jack.
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As an aside, I just want to apologise if I did offend you. I got a bit frustrated with this kicking off in my thread which put me in a bad mood about it, so sorry if in my slightly short temper I caused offense. Not my intention, and I apologise.
You haven't said anything that offended me, Talps. But I appreciate your caution and thoughtfulness! I hope I haven't offended you (or anyone else involved in or following this discussion), either, as that certainly hasn't been my intent, either.
We're all friends here, right? C)
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As an aside, I just want to apologise if I did offend you. I got a bit frustrated with this kicking off in my thread which put me in a bad mood about it, so sorry if in my slightly short temper I caused offense. Not my intention, and I apologise.
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Trigger warnings: Wish corruption, making fun of trigger warnings, joke about (a) certain topic(s) one may regard as top lel srs bzn, use of the phrase "top lel srs bzn" as a derogatory term for a serious issue, off-topic side discussion (though limited to one or two sentences), wish regarding a video game item that is probably unheard of on this forum, use of the [hr] tag, writing single words in italics for the sake of emphasis, use of the word "granted", use of the word "watermelon", use of the letter e, text, a ridiculous amount of trigger warnings, trigger warnings in general, seriously guys you will be triggered, especially the Jack i would assume, non-serious implications that a certain forum member is more susceptible to being triggered than others, grotesque depictions of violent deaths
Granted, but now every single piece of text has at least a dozen trigger warnings. Every. Single. One.
I wish the item "Erratio" in Wynncraft had at least some merit to deserve the Legendary tag. (It has the same defense as a Flawless Chain Chestplate except its minimum level is two levels lower. The Unique or Rare tags would be more fitting.)
Nope. Not he, not she, not her, not him.
How the watermelon does that work?
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Trigger warnings: Wish corruption, making fun of trigger warnings, joke about (a) certain topic(s) one may regard as top lel srs bzn, use of the phrase "top lel srs bzn" as a derogatory term for a serious issue, off-topic side discussion (though limited to one or two sentences), wish corruption regarding a video game item that is probably unheard of on this forum, use of the [hr] tag, supposition regarding watermelons, reiteration of questions including the word "watermelon", use of the letter 'G', continuing questionably funny jokes from previous wish corruption, defamation of jokes from previous wish corruption, scenes which may be disturbing to young children and those of a nervous disposition, scenes of my lunch.
[/quote]How the watermelon does that work?
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I think not he, not she chooses to identify not himself, not herself by not his, not her mental and emotional identity rater than not his, not her physical identity. But this is supposition and may be incorrect (though in this case I may feel a need to reiterate the question about watermelons).
Granted! The item is now required to wynn the game. You cannot wynn the game unless you have that item, thereby rendering it legendary. It is also now a random drop from elite monsters with a 1/10,000 chance of dropping.
(Having never played or heard of or researched that game, how did I do?)
I wish my lunch contained more chorizo!
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Granted! Your lunch now consists entirely of chorizo. In fact, all food is now chorizo.
I wish there was a friendly, delicious, affordable Korean restaurant in my city that delivered.
Trigger warnings: continuing a joke at least two posts too far, beating a dead watermelon, pedantry
How the watermelon does that work?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intersex
Also, there are 3 Ss in srs bzns. ;)
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(Having never played or heard of or researched that game, how did I do?)
That's actually pretty good, despite the fact that i own 2 Erratios and have been meaning to sell one. It's also fairly believable, as the game pretty much already does it like there's no tomorrow and even throws a massive curveball: The pre-endgame quest makes you collect 6 very rare drops that are made to seem worthless (two of which are from two kinds of equally rare level 1 enemies of which there can only be one on the server at any given moment) so you'll have thrown them out a myriad times when you were level 5 because "who needs a spear with 0 attack damage?"
Granted. The restaurant itself is friendly, delicious, and affordable. The staff and food (respectively), however, are not.
I wish Tabletop Simulator didn't have the option to flip the table.
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Granted, it has the option to flip the chair instead.
I wish I was in the theatre.
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Granted! From now on, the phrase "the theatre" will only be spelled and pronounced "thCeWtohlevaitere" -- a change which will be widely blamed for the precipitous drop in the popularity of stage plays and other not-for-broadcast acting.
I wish I knew what happened to that package of burger buns we purchased last week and that somehow seems to have disappeared from our home.
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Granted. You have eaten them all unconsciously when sleepwalking. Next time you fall asleep you might kill someone you love and don't know about it. Good night.
I wish someone uploaded new big easy KS level with custom tilesets, objects and music, with good story and that I played it and liked it.
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Granted. This happened once; it will not happen again.
I wish I had a proof showing exactly one of the following:
a) that P=NP;
b) that P=/=NP.
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Granted; you now have proof that coming up with a solution for something is not the same as solving it. This surprises nobody as it's self-evidence 101.
Alternatively: You now have proof that P = NP, where P equals 0 and N equals 26. This surprises nobody as it's self-evidence 101.
I wish i knew and could remember everything there is to know about the Replay Value AU (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Roleplay/ReplayValueUniverse) and how to roleplay in it.
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Granted, but they closed the website.
I wish I could play billiards.
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Granted. You could play billiards. Nothing has changed; congratulations on wasting your wish!
I wish people would participate in my challenges (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=6414.0 (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=6414.0)).
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Granted, but you get no feedback from anyone whatsoever.
I wish i was in thCeWtohlevaitere.
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Granted. It's SthCtreWaitoghlehvtaFitlereme now. Theatres' owners, producers and playwrights are going to sue you and CWolvie because of lost profit.
I wish smileys on this forum weren't violet.
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Granted. They are violent.
(I'm not sure, but I think you used this wish before, didn't you?)
I wish somebody could help me pass this point (http://p2.uloziste.com/fotky5/r9873a799972bfdb/bb4f436b8f9f4121.jpg) in Salvation.
(and seriously, I can't go any further :/ )
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Someone offers to help... by explaining how to cheat.
I wish the tileset I'm currently using wasn't so complex and slow to use... and that the 30 useless tiles were filled with useful stuff.
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Granted, you travel back in time and force the tileset's creator to make it much more usable. They also put in a secret message saying "Talps's face is a butt" which you don't find until you've already released the level.
(Incidentally, is it one of Nurykabe's tilesets?)
I wish I could eat all the doughnuts I want without any ill effects to my health.
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Granted, you can eat all the baked (not fried) doughnuts made with brown rice flour, banana, kale, kelp and lima-beans that you want. This turns out to be 1/20th (5%) of a single doughnut, and eating that one bite causes no ill effects to your health whatsoever.
"♪ I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener... ♫"
(And everyone wishes I hadn't sung that, as I am grotesquely tone-deaf! Thank goodness for text-only interfaces.)
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Granted. You are now a sausage. This implies, amongst other things, that you are not alive.
I wish I were Vanamonde.
ETA: CWolvie, look in the Salvation V.2 thread.
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Granted! You are a complex, algebraic... thing. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vandermonde_matrix)
(Meh, I Googled it and that was the first thing that came up.)
I wish for people to stop making wishes that I don't understand!
Granted! Your lunch now consists entirely of chorizo. In fact, all food is now chorizo.
Noo, see, corruption is supposed to be a bad thing!
Granted, you travel back in time and force the tileset's creator to make it much more usable. They also put in a secret message saying "Talps's face is a butt" which you don't find until you've already released the level.
(Incidentally, is it one of Nurykabe's tilesets?)
It's this. (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=6079.msg64890#msg64890)
Lovely but complex! I'm only using the bricks and the black tiles plus the relevant decorations for these parts; the more... conventional land tiles don't go with them so well, but outside of hyperbole I guess that's just how I decide to use it. Still, I wish there had been a broader selection of background bricks, if nothing else.
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Granted. All further wishes are "I can haz bukkit?"
I wish I had the time and money to play all the video games I want to play but can't.
Talps: Google works best when you spell the name right. Vanamonde is a character from The City and the Stars by Arthur C. Clarke (which is a rewrite of Against the Fall of Night, his first book) . Vanamonde is pretty VERY awesome! You should read at least one of the books.
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Granted, you have just enough time and money for the games you're currently interested in, and no more than that. (Not including games with theoretically infinite replay value, e.g. Minecraft.) After that, you'll be too busy [demanding monotonous job with low pay goes here]ing.
I wish i knew how to get into the Zombie Dungeon in Wynncraft.
(All dungeons have an entrance in the form of a pit/doorway to jump into, and a guy to give the dungeon key to so he'll let you in. The Zombie Dungeon has neither; instead it looks like some sort of sacred dance floor.)
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Granted. You are inside this cave, but it is really a dance floor. Only a dance floor. And the song which is currently playing is one of Justin Bieber's songs and he is there too, dancing completely naked around you.
I wish my step-grandmother and my uncle were able to care about my grandfather (who is in the hospital 2 months already) as we do.
ETA: CWolvie, look in the Salvation V.2 thread.
Thanks, this thread really helped me. I was so desperate, Salvation is the one of my favorite levels.
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Granted: you now care as much about your grandfather precisely as little as your step-grandmoohter and uncle do!
I wish Robin Hobb would write and release the sequel to her most recent novel extremely swiftly without any decline in quality of said sequel (it's like Harry Potter all over again!)
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Granted, but it turns out she lost a bet and had to write a Sonic fanfic (the kind that goes like this (http://ivyrave.deviantart.com/art/Bad-Sonic-fanfiction-in-a-nutshell-323273949)) right after what you thought was her most recent work.
I wish P = NP would be simultaneously true and false.
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Granted. Everyone now knows Schrödinger's cat as P = NP equation, and P=NP is now known as Schrödinger's cat formula.
I wish someone would make an app for mobile phones to create picture treasure hunts. This means that your phone displays an arrow. You go to a location, place your phone with arrow facing into the direction you will travel, and press a button. The phone records your GPS location. Then you walk away and aim your phone to where your phone was. Your phone now shows the arrow digitally on the image. You make a photo of what you see without the arrow, and you repeat this process to lay out a treasure hunt. Anyone with a player app can then open that treasure hunt. The only thing they see is your photo. Once they stand on the exact spot you were standing to make the photo, the arrow becomes visible in the photo.
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Granted. But one day, your phone was stolen as you lost it somewhere in the forest. You go to the place again where you think it would be, but the only thing you'll find is a piece of paper with "Loser!" on it.
I wish I didn't have blue hands from printing (http://stilus.cz/eshop/obrazky/20210002.jpg) all day.
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Granted. You have red hands from slaving in a salt mine all day.
I wish I didn't have to fill out stupid forms.
LPChip: NO, YOU FOOL, YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING! YOU SHALL SUFFER MY UNHOLY WRATH!
P=NP, read "P equals NP", expresses the idea that it is possible to search an exponential-sized solution space in polynomial time (P being for polynomial, NP for non-polynomial). If P=/=NP, it is possible to make an unbreakable code, which would mean very good things for the world economy (as you could have perfectly safe online trading). If P=NP, everything is awesome, by which I mean that a whole lot of very important problems can be solved much, much faster than we thought.
Schrödinger's cat thought experiment is not a formula. Schrödinger's equation is. The thought experiment is intended to show the absurdity of the Copenhagen Interpretation of quantum phenomena; the whole point is that the cat is NOT simultaneously alive and dead.
(Since your English was incorrect, you will also suffer my holy wrath, as I am a Hierophant of the Dread Triune Gods of Yn Glysh. Make penance, sinner, or be damned! In this case, sacrificing a mouse should be sufficient to propitiate the gods.)
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Granted; you now have to fill out tediously sensible forms.
I wish Chrys would stop pointing out what's wrong with all our corruptions.
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Granted. Talps, your corruption was completely textbook. Congratulations, you followed the rules you've been following for the whole game! Sadly, you wished for me to cease but forgot to wish for me to desist.
Alternative corruption: now everyone points out what's wrong with Talps' (and only Talps') comments.
I wish for every politician I strongly dislike to be permanently, irreversably transformed into a camel (thereby losing the use of language).
Edit: I have sinned most grievously!
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(Talps - possessive: Talps' or Talps's)
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Granted. Every living creature in existence (and therefore also those politicians) is now a camel.
I wish the Knytt Stories community was more lax on the subject of custom music-related copyright stuff. Preferrably something like the average GMod/SFM video or the Super Mario Bros. X community (they use music from triple-A games all the time).
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Granted: due to these new lax standards, people start using KS as a way of transferring music tracks illegally. Nifflas is sued for four point six million dollars and the community is shut down.
I wish we were about fifty years' further along with the exploration of our solar system.
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Granted. You and your family/roommate/fellow Nifforum regulars/whatever ("we", like you said) are randomly teleported to an undiscovered planet that's about 50 lightyears away from Earth.
I wish the topic of how necessary disabled parking spaces really are wasn't so controversial that even bringing it up gets you accused of whining and disregard for the well-being of disabled people. (Long story...)
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Granted. But is permanently canceled and banned by LPCHip, because some newcomer didn't read the rules and post this kind of topic here.
I wish everything could be as it was in 19th century.
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There is no 'Doctor Who' and you have smallpox.
I to own a TARDIS (and be capable of flying it).
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▓▓▓▓▓ed, but it's smaller on the inside than on the outside.
I wish all the Steam trading cards i get from now on are foil trading cards (http://steamtradingcards.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Foil_Badges).
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Granted. You acquire one tomorrow and are killed in a car crash a few days later.
I wish I could digest lactose (milk sugar).
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Granted, but now you have celiac disease.
I wish fire resistance wasn't awkward.
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Granted (if you mean this (http://www.wowwiki.com/Fire_resistance)). It doesn't exist anymore.
I wish I was with someone who celebrated birthday a few days ago.
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You are arrested for a terrible crime which you did not commit but with evidence stacked against you, and locked in a cell with a hardened criminal who just turned 29.
I wish The Jack a swift recovery! (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=6450.msg68118#msg68118)
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Granted (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Appendix:Glossary_of_fighting_games#Recovery), now the Jack possesses mad skills in all the coolest fighting games.
I wish my house was right next to a Chinese restaurant.
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Granted; you now live in one of the worst (in any and all regards) buildings you could imagine.
I wish the A2XT devs didn't heavily alter my level like they did. (Why is my big boo upside-down? Why do explosions no longer say "BAN"?)
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They did not alter your level. Everyone hates your unaltered level.
I wish I could maintain the level of inspiration I had for Knytting that I had last week.
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Wish granted, but because of this, you missed more important things.
I wish the toilets in the basement where I'm working these days could be repaired finally and that spooky sound of elevator didn't bothering me.
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Granted. The toilet is being repaired, but due to the stench of the toilet, your boss decides to move everyone to the highest floor in the building. As for the sound of the elevator, *poof* elevator is gone, so you can now start walking those stairs day in and day out.
I wish the package I ordered a few days ago and was supposed to arrive yesterday would finally arrive.
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It arrives when you're on the toilet and, because you can't answer the door in time, they take it back.
I wish the website where I ordered my stepdad's birthday present had called me to process the payment like they said they would, and that someone would answer their phone out of office hours so I could have sorted things out after getting home from work.
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Granted. They call you in 3:00 AM about the payment, you are little confused, but eventually you collude with them. Later, you send the money and expect that they will send the present you ordered, but nothing is happening. You call them back, but no one answering the phone, the number doesn't exist at all. What a shame! Buy your stepdad something in the shop (for example electric razor, a new shirt, etc.) instead.
I wish it wasn't my birthday today.
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Granted; your birthday is now on every other day. As a result, you age 364 times faster. On the other hand, you can now say your birthday is also on the 29th of february.
I wish The Escapists' most recent update didn't do that idiotic thing where you lose your weapon if you get sent to the infirmary.
(The prison guards that you manage to defeat will not stop attacking you on sight until they eventually KO you, and my escape plan requires a lot of guard-fighting. Also, weapons are expensive.)
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Granted: your weapons aren't lost; they're confiscated!
They can be retrieved by killing an extremely powerful guard and taking his key to unlock the confiscated weapons locker.
I wish dental work wasn't so expensive!
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Granted. Dental work now costs you 8% less.
Aside: Isn't dentistry covered by the NHS, meaning you pay a flat rate usually between £18-£49? Frankly, I envy that system (well, maybe not as much as the free general healthcare). This past month I've had to pay the equivalent of about £180 just for a check-up, cleaning and a filling. A few days ago, I started feeling my crooked wisdom tooth pushing through my gum, and the cost of dealing with that is sure to be several times more.
Anyway. I wish I didn't have to start working on assignment I barely understand as soon as I've recovered from the horrid cold I currently have.
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Great, so the corruption is that I feel guilty for moaning about £50 in the face of your greater financial woes for less work?
Touche...
(Some parts of Health Care, such as dentistry, optician...atrics, and some prescription medicines, are not free unless you have exempting circumstances, such as being a minor, unemployed, disabled, etc... I'm not suer if the prices are discounted).
You don't, because your cold develops into some form of super-flu and your are bed-ridden for 2 years, by which time you have to restart your course from the beginning.
I wish for fun times in the coming week (going on holiday!)
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killing an extremely powerful guard and taking his key
Do you play The Escapists too? Because if you don't then how do you know about the keys?
Granted, but you forgot to set all your web-game-thingies on vacation mode, so when you return all your stuff will be dead. (I'm assuming you play those things but i have no way to know.)
I wish Polana lived in Poland. Because, y'know, her name and stuff.
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Granted. She lives here. because of my sorrow, I made this wish...as you see...I hope it doesn't bother anyone
I wish my grandfather was still alive.
(he suddenly died today)...I...can't...believe it... :'(((
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Dude, really sorry. :(
He is, though he has somehow been transformed into a turtle.
killing an extremely powerful guard and taking his key
Do you play The Escapists too? Because if you don't then how do you know about the keys?
Granted, but you forgot to set all your web-game-thingies on vacation mode, so when you return all your stuff will be dead. (I'm assuming you play those things but i have no way to know.)
I don't, but picking keys off of dead guards is hardly an original concept in computer games. And it makes sense for a weapons locker to be... locked.
I don't have anything like that online either. So yay, free wish!
I wish my legs would stop hurting - I spent a lot of time today walking over loose, uneven rocks and climbing over big, jagged rocks (c.f. Worm's Head, Rhossili (http://images.morehawes.co.uk.s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/wp_uploads/2011/08/SNV34901.jpg)), which was great fun but not good on my bones.
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Granted; your legs spontaneously fall off. Enjoy not having to feel that pain anymore until you die from blood loss.
I wish there was a word in the English language that means the opposite of "not".
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Granted, sorta. The wish genies misunderstood you and made up a new English word for the opposite of a knot. Now a rope, cord, et al without a knot or a tangle in it is known as a strudgy (pronounced "STRUH-jee").
(As an aside, I'm not sure what you're asking for here. Are you looking to translate some word from another lanuage that you know?)
I wish I could just the read the description for any game, movie, book, et al and know whether I'd like it or not.
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Granted. You now have the gift to directly connect to the writers by just reading the description. By doing this you instantly know how the movie goes from start to finish as if you had thought of it yourself. Of course this does mean that its just not worth your time to see the good movies, because they never get it as good as it was in your head when you learned it. And as such, you lose interested in games, movies, books, etc. These were the things that kept you busy, so now you're bored most of the time.
I wish the weather would change and it becomes hot again, like in the summer. You can say, an after-summer.
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It already has - in the UK! :D
I wish I was better and choosing good (and affordable) presents for my sisters. (I mean, what do girls like?! What do they even do with their time!?)
And by 'good' I mean presents that they'll like and appreciate.
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Granted, you become a girl.
I wish I was able to talk to dead people.
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Granted. You now work at a cemetary. You can talk to them all day, but they still won't be talking back, although sometimes you think they do. Then again, this boring job makes you go nuts.
I wish I could solve any problem myself by speaking or thinking a certain phrase. For example by thinking: "I wish to know" I suddenly know how to solve that problem.
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Granted. You can now get the solution to every problem by saying or thinking "I wish to know". The solutions to all of the problems to ever exist will all be explained to you every time you say or think that one four-word phrase.
(Think something like that part from Bruce Almighty where the titular character starts hearing prayers. You know, with the thousands of voices all at the same time.)
I wish i didn't suck at turn-based strategy games.
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Granted. You are now a computer program for playing noughts and crosses (which is a solved game).
I wish my utilities were provided free of charge, no matter which company and service I used.
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Granted; people will no longer pay you for the utilities you provide.
I wish i never found out that Talps' name is the word "splat" backwards.
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Granted: you never found out that my real name is the word 'splat' backwards (which is isn't).
I wish I could read a plot summary on Wikipedia so as to make a judgement on whether or not I'll like a game/book/film/etcetera and then erase said knowledge of said plot before actually playing/viewing the media in question.
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Granted. You now can read a plot summary on any place including wikipedia and make a judgement on whether or not you would like it. The problem is that due to forgetting what you read afterwards, you also forget your assesment of liking it or not, causing you to reread the plot over and over and over again, making you doubt yourself in other ways too. As a result you cannot make any decision anymore, including for things as: would I wait for that car to pass or go earlier, causing you to shut down completely.
I wish the temperature outside of my house would increase by 10 degrees Celcius.
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Granted. The temperature outside rose to 60 degrees Celsius. (because the previously temperature was 50 degrees Celsius)
I wish for a duel.
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Granted. You lose a hand and both eyes.
I wish I could specify my times of waking and falling asleep with great exactitude, so that I could, for example, think "I want to fall asleep within the next minute and wake up completely at 7 a.m." and have it happen. This would not prevent me from waking up under other circumstances, such as if my fire alarm went off.
StraightFlame:
I don't provide any utilities, as I am not in any of the water, electricity and gas businesses. I do provide utility in that I am useful to people (when I do work for them), utility in that people are made happier by interacting with me (experiential utility) and utility in that people desire my actions and existence (decision-theoretic utility).
Yay, free wish!
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Granted, but someone hides a speaker in your house which plays random sound effects from Team Fortress 2 at random intervals whenever you're asleep. Oh, and it's also magic or something like that and it teleports away when you look at it, so you won't be able to find it at all.
Also, that utilities thing was a wording loophole kinda corruption, rather than a "but this happens which makes it not worth it" corruption. In other words, you got what i "assumed" you wished for, but not what you actually wished for, and i doubt you can call that a "free wish".
I wish you could close the YouTube app and still have the sound from the video play in the background.
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Granted, but videos are now always followed by an unskippable, unmutable video ad.
I wish fibre-optic broadband was available in my area.
Edit: Oh, I forgot to put an 'a' in 'granted'. Oh well, fixed it now. Hmm, but I'm sure there was something else I was supposed to do today...
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Granted, but it is too much expensive for a common user :P.
I wish Talps didn't forget the letter "a" in "granted".
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Granted. Every giraffe in existence now lives in your house.
I wish i didn't need to sleep at all.
Edit: Wait, what. When did CWolvie's wish change from the one with the giraffes to the one with Talps? Was it always like this?
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Granted, but at the cost of his ability to remember to work on his games.
I wish I could replay whatever scenes of my life I want, whenever I wanted to.
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You can, but you soon come to feel that all of those great moments of your life aren't as great as you recall. It's like listening to a song you love over and over again: sooner or later it stops being the most awesome thing ever composed and becomes part of your background. It's still a great song, but it's not exceptional any more. They were still great moments, but they aren't really that special after all.
I wish I could remember what I was gonna do today. I'm sure I had plans to work on... something... hmm...
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Granted... 6 days too late.
I wish that Tale Smith forumgame would catch on.
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Granted. However, every story going forward is Empath Smurf (http://smurfsfanon.wikia.com/wiki/Empath_Smurf_%28Empath_stories%29) fanfiction. >)
I wish I had a delicious burger and some yummy fries right now!
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Granted. You are stranded on an island with no one else but you. The island is 2 meters squared. Around you is an ocean that is huge, with no ships nearby. In fact, ships don't even pass remotely. For no apparent reason (except that you wished for it) there's a table with a delicious burger and exactly 2 pieces of yummie fries besides it on a plate for you to enjoy.
I wish my holiday wouldn't end by the end of today.
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Granted, you didn't have any holidays at all.
I wish for a biiiiiiiiiig teddy bear.
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Your teddy bear is as big as Jupiter. It collapses under its own weight and sucks Neptune into itself, turning the planet a lovely shade of magenta.
I wish the old friend I'm trying to meet up with would pick a time we can meet and tell me about it, rather than constantly procrastinating.
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Granted. Unfortunately you both get hit by a freak meteor about two minutes into your meeting.
I wish I was better at writing!
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Granted; you can now write katakana flawlessly (therefore being "better at writing").
I wish i knew how to play Mao (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mao_(card_game)).
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You understand how to play Mao! What you don't understand is how to keep four friends interested long enough to learn how to play Mao (since the aim of the game is to learn how to play...)
I wish to be capable of drawing KS cutscenes to a degree of quality that causes me satisfaction and enriches the plot of the associated level in such a way that the players of said level can appreciate them in the manner in which I intend for them to.
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Granted. You now have really low aesthetic standards and desire that the players of your level suffer as much as possible.
I wish Talps hadn't caused me to ruin his level (which I am (was?) greatly looking forward to playing).
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Granted. But you will discover soon that the level is unfinished anyway.
I wish for blueberries, banana and peach :)
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Granted. You have a small number of blueberries forcibly inserted into your nose and ears; your skin is painted with peach acrylic paint; and you are constantly bothered by a hallucination of a small gnome by the name of "banana" (no capital, as it's trying to be as irritating as possible).
I wish that any computer I use in future (including computers within other objects, such as the many small computers within a modern car) would function perfectly, without being subject to errors, shortages of memory or CPU cycles, or malicious code.
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oh man half a month with no new posts
Granted; any and all computers you'll use from now on will function perfectly with no errors whatsoever... until you actually use them. As soon as you do, they'll irreparably break for no reason.
I wish that RPG which Nifflas mentioned in this lecture-thingy (http://youtu.be/qvsoxmJqBww?t=1m33s) was a real thing.
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It's real! But because Nifflas dedicated 9 years of his life to making this RPG, he didn't make any of his other games, meaning this forum doesn't really exist and none of us know of each other.
The RPG is great, but no Knytt Stories... :(
I wish this forum wasn't so quiet right now.
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Granted. Due to a mod I installed, suddenly every click plays an audio sound. But due to a script error, after the 3rd click, the sound gets looped and doesn't stop playing. Refreshing the page doesn't make it go away either. Only way is to leave the forum entirely until the bug is fixed. But at least the forum isn't so quiet right now. ;)
I wish for some companionship.
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(http://cdn.bloody-disgusting.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/12-freddy-vs-jason.jpg)
I wish Freddy was in my bedroom right now.
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Freddie Mercury is in your bedroom (and also alive). He sings Queen hits all through the night, which is kinda cool only you get no sleep.
I wish I hadn't pulled a muscle in my stomach by twisting and coughing.
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Granted. You pulled a muscle in your stomach by coughing until you fell over.
I wish I could read, with full comprehension and internalisation, at five times the speed that I currently do, without restrictions as to what I read or how long I read for.
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Granted. You read everything you were going to read in about an hour and are soon bored out of your mind.
I wish I had a 3DS!
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Granted, you're now the proud owner of a Ninfendo 3DS with the smash hit "Super Dario brothers-in-law 3D"!
Also, it comes with this:
(http://www.berezin.com/3d/thumbs/545C.jpg)
I wish to be crazy good at playing guitar.
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You are both crazy and good at playing the guitar. You entertain all the other patients at the mental hospital.
I wish Facebook would quit sending me stupid emails about every status update made by people on my friends list.
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Granted. Microsoft takes over Facebook and changes the name to Livebook. Now you get stupid emails from Livebook about every status update made by people on your friends list.
on a serious note, you can disable this in your preferences. ;)
I wish motivation was a drink and that I had plenty in storage.
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Granted. A slew of purple soda cans with 'MOTIVATIONTM' printed on them appear in your spare closet, but you don't exactly know how much to drink, since MOTIVATIONTM is the only word printed on the can (no Nutrition Facts, nothing). You've drunk three cans so far and you don't feel any different (you're not falling for that darn placebo effect again). As it turns out, each bottle only has about 0.0000000001% of actual, physical, motivation in it, and the rest is made out of purple soda. But hey, at least you have plenty of MOTIVATIONTM!
I wish I had a Nexus 12 with Android 5.3 Oreo on it. Even though it doesn't come out for another two/three/x year(s).
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Granted, you now have a Nexus 12; sat on top of it is an android oreo, which goes to war with the humans, enslaves us all and steals all our milk.
I wish to be ambidextrous.
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Granted, but after one day of ambidexterity, you lose both your hands in a nondescript accident.
I wish there was a sequel to Live A Live.
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Granted, but in that all characters died.
I wish for traveling around the world.
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Granted: You travel round the world at close to the speed of light. As a result, the atoms with your body undergo fusion with those in the air and you explode like an atomic bomb[1] (http://what-if.xkcd.com/1/).
I wish for an MP3 of this. (http://vk.com/video4792491_167365878)
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Granted! But you will hear it playing everywhere all the time and no one else but you will hear it.
I wish pizza magically appears whenever I feel like eating some.
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Granted. From now on, in addition of a *poof* pizza appears *poof* whenever you wish for one, you also dream 10 times about eating pizza every time you sleep, so that every night, 10 pizza's magically appear. Of course this means you have to change your beddings every night 10 times, and you hardly get any sleep whatsoever.
I wish I could somehow change myself at will to feel or not feel cold temperatures.
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Granted, but one day something went wrong and you will end up stuck somewhere in the middle of this process without any chance to changing it back to normal.
I wish to see this (http://what-if.xkcd.com/1/) in real life. And the main characters of this situation: me and person who is in my mind right now >)
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You destroy yourself and the person you pitched to (which you evidently intended :( ), as well as the city around you. Unfortunately the city was full of all your loved ones plus millions of other people.
I wish for the Doctor to be where he's supposed to be. (CF. the excellent story referenced in CWolvie's avatar and personal text.)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v674/almighty_tuna/revival.jpg)
Granted, but it's been almost 3 months (Seriously, Nifforum?) since he was supposed to be there, so now he's no longer supposed to be there.
I wish people would stop putting decimals in npc-xx.txt files in Super Mario Bros. X.
(It basically renders your episode unplayable for half the SMBX community because of the way SMBX handles decimals. If your computer uses commas as decimal points, it ignores the decimal point entirely and the enemy in question will move incredibly fast, making it impossible for you to get past it. Or in some cases the game just crashes instead. Yet pretty much everyone still does it.)
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Granted, now they put malware in them instead.
I wish I wasn't feeling so down right now.
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Granted. You're now holding tight to the very very highest point of the eifel tower. Hanging there trying with all your strength to not let go, as that will mean you'll fall to your death. But hey! you're not down there anymore, you're up here!
I wish I felt energetic!
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You find yourself locked in a room full of angry bears.
You definitely feel revitalized!
I wish I was better at drawing many varieties of pictures, both traditionally and digitally.
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Granted, you are great at drawing as Picasso himself, but people are not still interested in your drawings at all.
I wish Talps could draw StraightFlame's picture called Thread Revival.
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Granted, but it was so beautiful that it was stolen and is now in the process of being auctioned off for hundreds of millions of dollars, with no credit given to Talps.
I wish I knew how to structure this part of the KS level I'm working on!
(Basically, it's a section that more-or-less has to be totally linear, but I'm realizing that I probably should make a little more vertical, since my current setup is going to make it obscenely horizontal. I just don't know what to do with it!)
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You spend ages deliberating on what shape to make the area, and then decide just to make it flat because, as you say, that's probably the best shape for it anyway. When people come to play the level they don't notice that it's particularly flat, making all your worry pointless.
I wish to find an application for a great job that I will enjoy and which will provide me with positive opportunities for development, to apply for it, to be invited for interview, to attend the interview and for it to go well, for me to be offered the job, for me to accept, and for me to enjoy the job, for it to last as long as I want to keep it, and for me to earn enough money by doing said job for me to move into my own residence.
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Granted. As you are walking down the street looking for a job, a van drives by and abrubtly stops. The door of the van opens and 2 guys wearing masks run out and kidnap you. They lock you in a room with restraints on and give you a small paperclip. Even though you are unsure of why things happened and even before you can ask, they leave the room and lock it behind them.
You take this opportunity to use the paperclip to undo yourself from your handcuffs and untie all other restraings. This went surprisingly easy and somehow you rather enjoy it too. So those movies where people break in or out of stuff in a matter of minutes isn't fiction afterall. You attempt to use the paperclip on the door and what do you know, within a minute, you also unlock this door.
But as you go through a big surprise awaits you. Those guys are apparently waiting for you. You think your life is over when they grab you and take you to a different room. In this room, there appears to be a guy who is being called "the boss".
He seems to be impressed with your skills and offers you a job to help them do major crime thefts. As a reward, you get paid a percentage of whatever you rob. Of course, declining is out of the question. Even though they haven't said it, you're pretty sure it means insta-death.
So congrats, you now have a job as a bank robber. Given that you actually seem to enjoy the action and the safe cracking is working well too, and to crack the newest safes, you are able to study for it, developing your skills as it were, it seems your wish came true! Of course you keep in your mind that as long as you tell everyone you want to do this, you know you'll remain alive.
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I wish I could do telekinese (move objects with my mind)
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Granted, but when you accidentally killed your beloved mom with a huge piano, you will regret your new powers for the rest of your miserable life.
I wish for a selfish fish like a dish.
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Granted; the entire human race are transformed into aquatic dish-shaped creatures; luckily you're close to river when this happens and you manage to jump in before you suffocate in the air. Many millions of others are not so fortunate. And of course this means abandoning all of our technology and infrastructure - not least because so little of it is waterproof - as we start new lives in the seas and rivers. Also, we have to deal with all of the pollution and rubbish we've flushed into the sea, and all that runs into it as our abandoned technology rots.
Because so many of your friends died during the transformation, you make new friends in your new life. One of your new friends is really selfish.
I wish to be less of a procrastinator.
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Me, too!
...I mean, granted. You now get everything done either right when you expected, or earlier! No deadline is too tight for you! With this new, speedy work ethic, though, you eventually find yourself with only one thing left to finish - your own life.
I wish this 3D modeling work was less tedious.
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Granted. Your boss comes to you telling you that you do not have to work on the current project anymore. He then adds that you can take today off. He then adds that you do not have to come back anymore. No more tedious 3d modelling work.
I wish it was summer already.
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Your wish is granted! It's already summer. Unfortunately, summer temperatures now go no higher than ten degrees celsius. Welcome to the new Ice Age.
I wish I could bask in the satisfaction of a job well done.
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Granted. Your boss is also satisfied so you becomes arrogant and egoistic and you will lose this job anyway.
I wish I was on the cover of a magazine.
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Granted. You appear on the cover of a new magazine called: "World nastiest criminals exposed" Not only is this bad, people start to chase you because there's a bounty on your head now.
I wish my boss called me to tell me that due to some disaster, I can't come to work for the next 2 days and that I can have 2 days off.
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due to some disaster,
Calling it a disaster kinda makes the obvious easy cop-out corruption a lot more obvious, don't you think?
Anyways, granted. Your mother, whom you've accidentally killed with a huge piano, suddenly comes back to life as a zombie due to some arbitrary side-effects your telekinesis conveniently happened to have. Because almost everyone knows what zombies are and how to kill them, and the military didn't suddenly stop being a thing that exists or anything, the resulting zombie non-apocalypse is expected to only last 2 days, and your boss calls you to inform you of that. Unfortunately, you die of whatever your preferred way to die in DayZ is immediately after he and/or she calls you.
I wish people who do the "weather forecasting stone" joke tried to do something original with it rather than just rehashing the standard set of "forecasts".
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Granted: extreme weathers and disasters become a lot more common, allowing people to put volcanic eruption, meteor storm, tsunami, plague of locusts, global glaciation, terrorist attack and zombie apocalypse jokes on their boards.
I wish CWolvie was happier.
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Granted. I'm going to listen to Stevie Wonder - I'm More Than Happy (I'm Satisfied) before I kill you :P
(nah, I'm kidding :))
I wish some people understood what is evident and clear.
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Granted, however, now that more people know how futile everything really is, suicide rates go up.
I wish I wasn't an introvert.
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Granted. You are now compelled to say 'Hi!' to everyone within a thousand miles of you, and when you are done, you'll get the urge to do it again. And again. And again. Have fun!
I wish there was an active and well-funded science project with the intended goal of making everyone grow to at least 8 feet (or 2.44 meters) and remain healthy.
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There is, but it never gets anywhere because your proposition is impossible.
I wish for a job!
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There is, but it never gets anywhere because your proposition is impossible.
Hogwash! Nothing is impossible, when you have:
(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/100/c/a/Dr__Insano_Yes_We_Can_Poster_by_Eunacis.png)
I wish for a job!
Granted! You are now a member of the science team that is attempting to find a way to make everyone grow to at least 8 feet (or 2.44 meters) and remain healthy. Your bickering on how it is impossible earns you the disdain of your cohorts, who subsequently leave your name off all the papers that your project publishes. In addition, you eventually find that during one of your breaks, someone has sabotaged your microwave casserole and it is ruined.
I wish for fifty Fire Emblem games.
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I wish for a job!
*cough cough* I have the same problem :/
Granted. Someone posted a 50 minutes long video of Fire Emblem games on youtube. It's nice, isn't it? But you can't play that.
I wish annoying pop-up ads didn't bothering me on websites. And they're moving sometimes!
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Granted: your internet provider cuts off your internet for no particular reason!
(But seriously, just google whatever web browser you use and 'ad blocker'. It's really easy and will solve your woes!)
I wish a particular friend of mine would stop blaming his problems on other people when ever the problem is with himself.
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Granted. Even though I did that for fun, I will no longer do that. (yes I know I am not that friend, but hey, I corrupt wishes for fun too. :nuts:)
I wish that Ingress portal I submitted got accepted.
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Granted, but the opposing team puts eight level 8 resonators and 4 Very Rare shields on it before you even realize it exists.
I wish the fanmade Sburb aspect "Stars (http://archiveofourown.org/works/340777/chapters/680520)" was canon. (Mainly for the sake of jokes about egomassive and LPChip being Stars players.)
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Granted. However, no one understands your jokes.
I wish for next week to be better than last week! (But hey, my birthday on Tuesday so hopefully things won't be so bad.)
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Granted. The week is better, but not for you. You don't have birthday, because you were not born.
I wish I was photographed outside.
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Granted. You walk outside and a photographer asks if he may take your picture for a magazine. You happily respond that he may. You pose for a nice posture and right before he makes the photo, I, the genie, snap my fingers and *poof* all your clothes are gone. The photographer takes a nude picture of you, outside!
I wish I could solve every problem in a reasonably short time if I wanted to.
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Granted. You can solve any and every problem in a very reasonably short six seconds just by writing "IOU" as the answer... if you wanted to, that is. ;)
I wish I could make KS levels and other works by dreaming about them.
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Granted. You can now make the most beautiful KS Levels (and other works, but it works the same way) while you dream. For others to play your level, they have to dream that they're playing the level too.
Of course everyone dreams that the level is different, and also, everyone regardless of the difficulty can finish it, yet no one can prove it. So in the end your level isn't really that good.
I wish they could fix the backache I have once and for all and never have it returned.
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Granted. You are now a brain floating in a
pickle jar vat. No more back problems!
I wish to finish my new flash animation this week.
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Granted, you finished it, but it is not so good as you expected.
I wish I didn't have so much troubles with that previous wish.
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Granted. You have exactly one less problem with that wish: LPChip is no longer a genie.
I wish the sky wasn't overcast today and that solar eclipse was perfectly visible.
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Granted. The ozon layer is gone, and as such there's no shield to which clouds can form. Of course that also means there's no oxygen present. Yet you still require it. Good luck with that. :P But hey! the solar eclipse is perfectly visible and not obstructed. Then again, the sun's rays are not blocked by the ozon layer either, so only at the eclipse is it not so harmful. At least if you're at the part where it does the 100% one, which wasn't at your location either.
I wish I knew why my php script doesn't work the way it supposed to be.
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You know, but you are unable to fix it because a small monkey has eaten your fingers.
I wish the best roleplayer in the group I'm supposed to be DMing hadn't dropped out. (Or failing that, I wish for a tactful way of telling everyone else in the group that without him, there's hardly a point in the rest of us playing because without him there no one else says much or follows the story.)
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They come back, but they come back with amnesia, only knowing about you and your comrades because the doctor told them about you and your game. Their roleplay levels are very low, and they are kicked out of the game within 15 minutes.
I wish I had the ability to snap my fingers and transport to wherever I want!
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Granted. Everytime you snap your fingers now, you will teleport to the exact location you're currently thinking off.
While being at a concert, listening to this awesome music you're hearing, your mind is in heaven. You enjoy it so much. Out of enjoyment, you start to snap your fingers on the rythmn of the music... but oh no.... I'm sorry, you just didn't survive that. :( You're now in heaven.
I wish I never had to do my taxes again, while everything still goes as it should go.
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Granted, you never have to do your taxes. And naturally, the result of you not doing your taxes is that your arrested for not paying your taxes. So everything still goes as it should go!
I wish for there to be a Nando's (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nando%27s) restaurant in my town.
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Granted, it's there but nothing else. You can't go in there, because it's too much expensive and only for VIP.
I wish publishers of books stopped stealing people's photos, editing them in Photoshop, putting them on cover of their books and then claimed that it is their own work (as fictional characters). And all this without those people's permission, of course.
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Granted. Now they just steal peoples' drawings and put those on the cover of their books instead.
I wish for nothing!
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Granted. Everything disappears, including you.
I wish I owned a big bad-ass mansion with 2km square feet of ground surrounded by it, that's all mine and I can do whatever I want with it.
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Granted! Heh. Heh heh heh...
(http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/fantendo/images/e/ee/Luigis-mansion-2-gameplay-1.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20131223230936)
I wish everybody would make music.
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Granted, they make music, but they are not able to do anything else such as eating, drinking, working, thinking, etc.
(http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140513165300/marveldatabase/images/8/89/Original_Sin_Vol_1_8_Dell'Otto_Variant_Textless.jpg)
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You go out for a beer with him; turns out he's not as cool in real life and you spend the whole time making small talk about the weather.
I wish my ear would stop being weird!
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Granted. You are send out to a country far far away to fight in a war that does not concern you at all. As you are approaching the battlefield, the car you are in drives over a mine that explodes and the shards damage your ear to the extend that it is simply ripped off completely. As in, you lost your ear.
Given that I have no idea which ear you were talking about, on your way to the hospital, the ambulance drives over another mine which causes the same kind of explosion and shards, but this time they hit your other ear. Same thing happens... you now lost both of your ears and the ability to hear as well.
But hey, they're not weird anymore... They're simply not...hing... :P
I wish it wasn't raining outside, but sunny instead.
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Granted. A bunch of mad scientists transferred you to the center of Sahara desert, because you can't stop complaining about the weather.
First anniversary of my former classmate's death (she died in a car accident last year) is near. I wish the accident hadn't happened.
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Granted, but she retains her memory of having died in a car accident, and is traumatized for life.
I wish The World Ends With You had more Shockwave pins. (The highest-tier one isn't really all that suitable for the postgame challenges in terms of stats.)
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Granted, but you instantly forget what 'The World Ends with You' and 'Shockwave pins' are making your own wish totally incomprehensible to you.
I wish I needed to only sleep for 5 hours a night to gain the benefits currently granted by a full night's sleep, without any narcoleptic or insomniac side-effects.
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Granted. You convert your sleep schedule to a 5 hour sleep, 12 hour awake rotational schedule. Because of this, you are getting fired as your boss does not like the fact that sometimes these 5 hours are during office hours. You loose friends as they are not always awake when you are, and visa versa, and you get so used to this sleep system that you can't convert back to the old one either.
But on the plus side, you feel alive and kicking. You have more energy than you ever had before...
I wish I wasn't feeling so tired even though I had enough sleep last night.
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Granted, but now whenever you sleep, you will never good dreams, but you will have nightmares occasionally.
I wish I had unlimited money to spend on Magic the Gathering.
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Granted, you have unlimited money to play that, but in your private life you are unhappy. Your beloved ones don't want to be with you anymore as you're spending too much time and all your money on your new habit.
I wish my school days were back.
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Granted, you are now a student... forever!! Mwahaha!
I wish some more of my favorite tea.
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To your significant surprise, you find yourself stranded on a tiny island on a huge ocean of tea. But hey, at least you have plenty to drink!
I wish for a better computer.
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Granted. You now have a super computer. Its calculation capacity is staggering. Its so awesome you are likely not going to need a new computer for the next 20 years.
Unfortunately, the computer is so big, it fits in your entire home. Not even place to actually sit behind the computer and use it. And this problem makes it that no one wants to buy it from you either.
I wish blue oranges existed and were something you can eat without dying.
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Granted, but in fact they are normal oranges dyed blue. (http://wholenewmom.com/recipes/natural-blue-food-coloring-dye-just-in-time-for-easter/)
I wish my arms and neck didn't look so scaly (I got a sunburn) :/.
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Your arms and legs don't look scaly; they are scaly! You're turning into a lizard person!
I wish for a really big house to keep my really big computer in - a house so big in fact that there's room for me in there too! (C.f. my previous wish.)
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Granted, but your new house is so humongously big you can never make it to the only toilet in time.
I wish I could make tasty and nutritious sandwiches out of cardboard.
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Granted. They may be tasty and nutritious, but people don't want to eat them anyway, because they still look like a cardboard.
I wish my computer didn't act so weird lately :huh:.
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Time changes so that your computer didn't start acting weirdly; instead, you spilled coffee on it the day before it started acting weirdly and it stopped working altogether. You lost all your non-backed-up documents.
I wish I could forget the last hour of Mass Effect 3 so that I could enjoy it as much as I did the first time, next time I play through the game.
(Completed it about two hours ago and was whooping with excitement; still buzzing from it.)
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Granted. In fact, the memory spell works so well that you forget all your other memories, too!
I wish it weren't so hot around here.
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Granted. The entire city is magically placed inside a giant fridge. It's pretty cool now, but everything smells like raw fish.
I wish all software updates would actually be good and useful, instead of slowing down the program/device and making changes in the UI nobody asked for.
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Granted, but the UI never gets changed to accommodate new features that were added, because no one specifically asks for that.
I wish i could make cardboard out of tasty and nutritious sandwiches.
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Granted! With this new-found power, you get a new money and make lots of job! Unfortunately, the cardboard tastes awful, and africa in Children have to eat it now.
(Did you write your wish backwards or something, or was that intentional? XD )
I wish I knew what the colors meant...
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You know, but tragically, you go colour-blind.
I wish for a fish in a great big dish.
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Granted. It's a pufferfish. Enjoy your meal, monsieur!
I wish it'was brilly, and that the slithy tothes did indeed gyre and gimble in the wabe.
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Granted, but then you're eaten by the Jabberwock for some reason.
I wish I could use the KS level editor to alter the real world.
BTW, hiya StraightFlame, long time no see :)
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Granted. The world gets covered in Eaters, lava pits, invisible death tiles and retracting spikes. Thanks for that one, bray!
I wish for Half Life 3.
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Granted. Due to the immense pressure from all gamers towards VALVe for requesting to make Half Life 3, they finally cave in and release Half Life 3. You buy it for the full price of 55$. You download all the content of 16 gigabyte. You fire up the game, and you see gordon freeman movie of 3 minutes. When you finally get control of gordon freeman and you move 1 inch forward, a "you win" screen appears, and the credits come. Congrats, you finished Half Life 3.
I wish upcoming tuesday the weather is going to be really warm. Say... 30 degrees celsius.
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Granted, but only in the United States.
I wish I was a captain of a large ship (like Titanic or such). I love water although I can't swim :D.
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Granted. You are captain of a "Ship shipping ship shipping ship shipping ships". (I just had to!)
I wish creative would've released the windows 10 drivers already so my soundcard works.
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Granted, but the first release of the driver is so incredibly buggy the system hangs up when you try to play anything longer than 1 second of audio.
I wish I had posted a clever and interesting wish instead of this lame attempt.
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Granted. Then you lose internet for 3 months before you can post it. By then, you don't remember what it was.
I wish for more...
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Granted. You get more poop. Now, ten minutes you need to go to the toilet to let it out.
I wish for strength and vitality.
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Granted; you have a combat-oriented role-playing character.
I wish my imagination was more visual.
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Wish granted, but you have lack of intelligence due to changes in your mind. You are dependent on the help of others for the rest of your life.
I wish I did exercise more often.
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Granted. You have delegated one additional day to exercise. Every Leap Day you will do another routine. Fitness, here we come!
I wish for the power!
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Granted; you have the Power of Voodoo. All it grants you is participation in that 'You remind me of the man' routine.
I wish getting a hair cut didn't make my clothes so itchy.
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Granted. Your barber now insists that you get your haircut with no clothes on. Problem solved. :oops:
I wish for the other power.
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Granted, but your power is unstable so you will be eliminated by secret agents as soon as possible.
I wish for heavy rain and thunderstorms next week.
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Granted. A new storm is created starting next week. It'll rain anvils and flashes as they collide. When they hit the ground its devastating, levelling cities etc. Its really heavy rain.
I wish I could get rid of all my garbage without having to go trough all kinds of hastles such as sorting, collecting it into small packages and/or bring it away to garbage disposal centers.
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Granted. From now on, whenever you say the phrase "correct horse battery staple", all garbage in your house will disappear. Oh, and everything that isn't garbage will disappear too, because reasons.
I wish video capture cards were called "LP chips".
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Granted, but now LPChip goes by the username 'Video Capture Card'. Nice work breaking it, hero.
I wish for a pair of pants the size of New Mexico.
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Oh no!!!! What have you done!!!! :nuts:
This post is not participating in the game and only shows the result of previous wish. I'll change it back in a week or so. :)
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Your pants (English version, which is to say 'underwear' in America) crush New Mexico and cause the deaths of millions. Also they smell pretty bad. And because they're yours, they have a tag in them with your name and address.
Though no one is able to directly attribute the New Mexican Genocide to you, you are nonetheless lynched by angry survivors and people whose lives have been made miserable by the stink of your massive stinky pants.
I wish I could play the violin. And play it well.
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Granted, you are master of a new board game called "The Violin" other people really suck at it, so they don't want to play with you.
I wish I was not named "Video Capture Card" anymore.
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Granted, your username changes back to LPChip.
Your real name changes to Shorty McUglyface, however.
I wish learning to drive was less scary.
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Granted, but because of this, nobody is interested in learning to drive anymore. You know, people love living on the edge!
I wish my sister's first day of her driving lessons was fine.
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Granted. Her first lesson goes smoothly. However, on the second day, she starts the car in reverse and crashes into a cola vending machine. Cola starts pouring everywhere and her clothes gets ruined. Also, the instructor is not very happy.
I wish it wasn't so insanely hard to resume work after a long vacation.
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Granted. You lost your job while you've been on vacation. Now you have a lot of free time.
I wish my neighbor was more polite to my mother.
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Granted, after moving to a new appartment you get a neighbour that's super polite to all mothers, he hates neighbours though.
i wish the word "neighbour" had no silent letters. I think that would be funny.
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Granted, but somehow you've also removed silent letters from all the other words that had them too!
I wish my naybors woud stop waaking around aimlessly in my backyard and taaking about vayg pointless fenomenon.
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Granted, instead they come into your house and spend a day mocking you for forgetting to take the 'c' out of 'back'.
I wish the girl in the game I just played hadn't turned out to be evil.
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Granted, instead they come into your house and spend a day mocking you for forgetting to take the 'c' out of 'back'.
Speak for yourself, mate. I don't think that's a silent one.
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Granted. The girl's character is totally good throughout the entire game, but what's worse, it is revealed that you is the one who is evil so the girl kills you immediately.
I wish my future boss (yeah, it seems that I finally got a job!) bought more office furniture for his office.
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Your office contains so much furniture that there is no room left for any people. Since you're stuck outside, you get fired for not turning up for work.
(Also, congratulations :D)
I wish the radio played only a wide variety of songs that I like (updating the choice of songs as my opinions change, and predicting new songs I'll like using some amazing form of psychology so as to keep adding new songs).
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Granted. All music radio channels start playing only songs that are specifically tailored to your current tastes. Unfortunately for you, the magical algorithm that selects the songs works so well, every radio and TV station decides to put it to use in ads and shopping programs. You end up buying a ridiculous amount of expensive items you don't really need because you just cannot resist the temptation.
I wish CAPTCHAs (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CAPTCHA) were no longer necessary. I hate those things so much.
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Granted. Spammers get so technically advanced now that they beat every CAPTCHA they make, so there's no need for captcha's anymore. Instead people now have to go to the doctor to get a bloodsample, and send that blood sample to a post office address in order to proof you are you. This goes to the extreme that some people actually have died trying to register a user account to a forum due to insufficient blood storage. (those were spammers btw)
I wish I owned an Audi TT Roadster
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(Also, congratulations :D)
Thanks, but I found out that the company cheated on me (the job advertisement was something like "we're searching for an administration assistant........" and during an interview they offered me some kind of job as really weird insurance agent instead of it with no employment contract) so I run away. So I have no job again >(.
Granted, but police found fake license plate on your car.
I wish the never ending job search would stop once and for all (or I will go insane soon).
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Granted. You are magically transported to an ancient era where there's no civilization and you must hunt your own food. Also, no Internet available.
I wish I could climb walls like a Knytt.
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You can! But unfortunately you are soon eaten by a giant head that pops out of the ground.
I wish that all of the computer systems I have to use at work will be working optimally today; usually at least one has an irritating quirk to slow me down.
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Granted, overnight they transform to work so optimally that they no longer need a user. Your boss finds out and fires everyone as he only needs that amazing computer system.
I wish for the weather to always be nice when I'm outside and only rain when I'm inside instead of the other way around.
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Granted. You're trapped inside the big globe similar to this (http://cdn.4home.cz/8902c246-6e94-462f-904d-3aff245651b9/sklenene-vanocni-snezitko-big.jpg?size=big) made of glass. You're inside when it's raining and you're outside (someone smashed that globe) when not.
I wish The Gift (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4178092/) was already released on DVD in Czech Republic.
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Granted, but it's one of those releases full of unskippable, annoying anti-piracy ads and really long trailers for other movies you don't care about.
I wish I had a bag of Milky Ways (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milky_Way_%28chocolate_bar%29).
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Granted. Your gut feeling tells you to go to the park. You arrive there and you find a bag of Milky Ways, unopened, untouched. You grab it but you find out the bag is very hot because apparently it layed in the sun for the full day and it sort of feels different than usual. You decide to squeeze in the bag and your suspicions are confirmed. All chocolate has melted. But hey! You got yourself a bag of Milky Ways!
I wish I had a 3 month vacation and a card that would allow me to use any form of public transportation to go anywhere I want. Public transportation includes: bus, taxi, train, airplane, ferry, cruise ship, and everything else you can think of. I guess a space ship could be included, but I don't see myself making a space trip in 3 months time. XD
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Granted. The card takes a year off your life every time you use it. Also, your wallet feels suspiciously lighter after using the card too. Odd, that.
I wish for a Darth Vader mask.
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Granted. You wake up with a Darth Vader mask superglued to your face.
I wish I had the willpower to resist being hypnotised.
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You have +20 to will saves to resist being hypnotised. However, no one ever actually tries to hypnotise you so the ability never actually comes in useful.
I wish I found programming KS levels as effortless as speaking.
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Granted. You forget almost all your vocabulary. Now you find speaking just as effortless as making good KS levels: that is, 0% effortless and incredibly time consuming.
I wish cooked food would magically appear in my kitchen whenever I'm hungry.
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Granted, but your dog is faster.
I wish for more themes for this site.
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Granted, the site gets 20 new themes, but they all sport poorly mixed bright colors and graphics made in MSPaint (using only the spray tool).
I wish for a tool to convert KS levels into Minecraft worlds.
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You have two hands and a brain. Job done.
I wish my friend's seriously bad knee was better.
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Granted. Your friend's bad knee is better. This time it's YOU who is suffering from that problem.
I wish actor Alan Rickman didn't die.
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He didn't. You did.
I wish I had some delicious food right now.
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You have some! Unfortunately you can't enjoy it because your teeth are stuck together with super glue.
I wish for one of my half-formed novel ideas to suddenly be a finished idea for an awesome story, so I could have fun writing it and enjoy success publishing it.
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Granted. An overwhelming wave of creativity strikes you. You immediately start to write your novel and you manage to complete it awesomely. But your wave of creativity has not yet stopped. You decide to revise the ending and continue the story. But your creativity seems endless, and after writing 325728723897423897589475824975829475829762489758947589247689467489 pages in a smaller font, your creativity still is going very well. You are now 60 years older, and still full of writing. Your family left you because all you could care about was your novel, but hey! its awesome! You continue to write and at age 89 you decide to publish the book. You call a publisher and they are eager to publish it. They ask you to bring the book to them for publishing. So when you get all the pages you printed together, you find out that you'll need a big truck to bring it to the publisher. So you hire a truck, put all the paper in the back and you set off to the publisher. Unfortunately, on your way there, you get a deadly accident... You overlooked that appartmentcomplex completely and well... thats life. :(
I wish I could see what the future holds for me.
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Granted, but then you get your commemorative KS level completely spoiled before playing it.
I wish I could stay awake for days without feeling tired.
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Wish granted, but you fall asleep immediately during driving and the last thing you'll see before you die is a young mother with two children trying to cross the road.
I wish temporary job I chose was something special in my life.
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Granted. It's actually your dream job! You get paid generously to do what you love most. Sadly, since it's only temporary, you're let go after a few months and replaced with the boss' most incompetent friend.
I wish I could deploy an hologram of me like Juni does. It'd be mighty useful for holding my place in queues.
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Granted, but you forgot how to turn it off, and as a result everyone ignores you, and you feel lonely.
I wish this windows 10 upgrade would not fail and allow me to upgrade keeping my programs.
Trying to upgrade fresh now, keeping files but losing programs. If that doesn't work, I'll stick with windows 8 until I need to reformat.
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You successfully upgrade, keeping all your programs... including the virus you accidentally downloaded that records all your personal data, eats all your files, and holds your computer to ransom.
I wish to be able to play the violin!
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Granted! Too bad violins have suddenly become prohibitively expensive. Your friends won't even lend you theirs - they say you'll just break it!
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I wish Ultigonio made a wish.
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Granted! Unfortunately, it's a really dumb wish.
I wish Daylight Savings Time would stop being used.
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Granted. Time doesn't exist at all.
I wish Vegetal Gibber was not a prophet. replaced with the boss' most incompetent friend.
Well, I don't get the job actually, because it seems that the company chose someone else at the last minute. >( Probably the boss' best friend.
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He isn't! Instead, you're given the job but get hit by a bus on your first day.
Sad times.
I wish my phone hadn't wierdly just posted my 'Two Truths And A Lie' reply in the 'Corrupt-a-Wish' thread.
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Granted. You're now in an alternate reality where that never happened. However, due to the butterfly effect, this causes a chain of events that ultimately ends with all of us being enslaved by the Space Egyptians. Turns out they were monitoring all our communications, and your misplaced post was supposed to foil their master plan by causing rampant confusion among their ranks.
I wish someone would pay me for watching YouTube videos.
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Granted. We're all enslaved by the Space Egyptians and they pay you one first Zimbabwean dollar per day of videos you watch.
I wish I wasn't hungry.
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Granted: you can't feel hunger anymore. Now you have to force yourself to eat food everyday even if you don't want to, which sucks.
I wish I could level up and get stronger/faster/smarter by completing real life tasks.
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I wish I could level up and get stronger/faster/smarter by completing real life tasks.
Wish granted! However, just for the sake of balancing, you have to start at level 1. You can't even lift yourself out of bed, and are forced to do small leg exercises daily if you ever wish to walk again.
I wish it was easier to heat up soup in a microwave.
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Granted. Soup now heats of super quickly and easily. Unfortunately the new stress on the microwave causes it to always explode leaving you with no soup ever again.
I wish my hand wasn't cold.
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Granted, you wish upon a star and suddenly see it fall. It's wonderous, magic, until it grows bigger. And bigger. And bigger. It's an asteroid.
It hits the ground, annihilating everyone closeby. The shockwave spreads around the world killing all surface-dwellers. Some find recluse in their shelter, but humanity is at its knees. But in the toughest of times humans are excellent to adapt. Over hundreds of years the population starts to rise again, civilizations start to form and a new age of exploration takes place.
The incident has radically changed the world as we know, continents have shifted and not before long an expedition to the site of impact is sent out.
A massive crater, larger than anyone can imagine, completely empty. A huge barren wasteland lies inside, completely void of life.
As the crew examine the crater, only one thing is found, a human hand.
It's luke-warm.
I wish I was a better writer.
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Granted. You become a famous writer. However, just as horror movies have taught us, this compels you to pursue a bohemian lifestyle and move into a creepy haunted house in search of inspiration. Very bad things happen there.
I wish I could read other people's thoughts.
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Granted, but a strange thing happens while you're sleeping. A man appeared in your bedroom and kills you unexpectedly, because you are not able to read thoughts during sleeping.
I wish I wasn't sick.
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Granted. your illness is magically cured. You feel alive and well. However, everyone else is sick now. They all have a different illness though, coming near someone else will most definitely cause you to become sick again. They all have their lives so they keep infecting others and the sickness never ends. You end up being completely isolated from everyone else because you don't want to become sick again.
I wish this job I applied for would work out somehow.
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Granted, the job works out for someone else!
I wish for a better computer.
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Granted, but your new computer is 10x the size of your previous one (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2207.msg69276#msg69276) and 20x power-hungrier. It sucks the life from the land just so you can browse the Internet. After a few months of use, Juni shows up and disables it permanently.
I wish I could wake up well rested and feeling fully awake, without having to gulp down a gallon of black slimy coffee every morning.
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Granted. No longer do you need coffee. Instead you feed on human souls.
I wish the KS level I'm working on was finished.
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Tadaa! It's finished! Unfortunately, it's rubbish.
I wish the KS level I'm working on was finished!
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I wish the KS level I'm working on was finished!
Boom! Done! There are wallswims and voidscreens everywhere and it turned out that all that hard work you did with flags needs to be completely redone because there's a situation where the level can become unbeatable!
Man, now I wish the KS level that I'm working on was finished!!
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Granted. You lost inspiration to work on your level and you decide to edit other levels to see how they done it and gain some inspiration and ideas that way.
You find a nice idea in one of the other levels and edit the level and play around with that idea to make it unique and fitting for your unfinished level.
When you're nearly done with it, your boss calls you and he needs you urgently. A major crisis and every second you get later might mean you lose your job. In a quick motion you save this test level as, and accidentally overwrite this level that you're working on and wish it was finished.
You head to work and when you arrive there, your boss informs you that the crisis has been dealt with, he apologises and you head back home. When you load your own level, you find out its completely gone, and now that other level is there. It is a finished level, but its not yours, so its pointless. As you've basically lost your old level, you're finished with that level!
I wish today is going to be as awesome as I think it will be.
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Granted, although your day was supposed to be way more awesome than you initially thought it would be.
I wish for 100 :hiddenstar:.
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Granted. Spirits are fun with numbers though, so that minus sign in front of it, is only a minor detail.
I wish today had gone as I had hoped it would.
@ixMarcel, PM me when you've read this and I'll restore your starcount back to what it supposed to be. :)
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It did! ...For someone else! Your day was awful!
I wish it wasn't after midnight so that I would have time to release 'Dragon Myth' before bed. Now I'm not gonna have time 'til Tuesday! Darn! How annoying!
(That's right! It's done! Expect release later this week! :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:)
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Wish granted! It's now slightly before midnight, and you're exhausted. Too tired to release Dragon Myth, even!
I wish I wasn't so lazy about making one simple animation that I could just finish this CO and get the ball rolling for the final stage of Deep Freeze's production.
(You're not the only one who's dangerously close to release!)
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Granted. You're now incredibly lazy about everything else involving Deep Freeze and as such will never release the level. Meaning all of your hard work was for naught.
I wish I my new computer case didn't have a window, causing the light from the mb to keep me awake at night.
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Granted, your computer case doesn't have a window. It has a door. The rams who live inside your computer use it to get in and out. You have to feed them grass to make the computer work and they chew all your furniture when you're not at home.
I wish I was friends with the moon.
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Granted. The moon suddenly became your best friend and thus started pulling you toward itself. The Earth's gravity slowly lets you go and you leave the atmosphere. You die because of extreme temperature variations and lack of oxygen.
I wish I was ready for the miracle (http://gaben.tv/).
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Granted! You're now ready for it. Too bad it's already over.
I wish I no longer required sleep.
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Granted. You turn into a shark. It's pretty cool but everyone's scared of you now.
I wish my country hadn't voted to leave the EU. :(
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Granted! They voted to kick you out instead.
I wish I had gotten Skyrim sooner.
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Granted! They voted to kick you out instead.
I wish I had gotten Skyrim sooner.
Granted. You played it to death years ago and now you can't get any enjoyment out of it.
I wish to bring back Lake Bonneville.
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Granted; you become a renowned geologist, ecologist and so on and write a paper about why we should restore Lake Bonneville. Your government is swayed by your arguments and agrees to dam the pass that let the water run out all those years ago. Due to the time that has passed this proves far more complicated than was anticipated and soon all the budget runs out. Because of this, you are given the job of bringing back the lake, from the sea, one bucket at a time. By foot.
Don't take too long, OK? Time's a-waistin' friend.
I wish for two more hours' sleep.
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I wish for two more hours' sleep.
You get that! Plus 18 additional hours. Your body is incredibly stiff, and you are insanely drowsy.
I wish we had air conditioning in this house!
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Granted. The doorbell rings. A delivery is delivered, which is a brand new airconditioning system. The tech guys install it. Reason: You've won a prize. (or anyone in the house really)
After it is installed, you turn it on, and it starts to cool the house pretty nice. The delivery guys/mechanics leave and you enjoy the airconditioning for a bit. 10 minutes later, the doorball is rang again. Same guys. There was a mistake and this new airconditioning system was not meant for you but for the neighbours. They take it away again. Because you or your family did not mention you could not possibly have won this as you never participate in anything that can win anything, they quickly take it out, leave all the holes open and its up to you to fix them. As a result, the outside warmth gets in pretty quickly and now, indoor its even hotter than it was before.
Given that I actually do have A/C in my house, I wish it was hotter outside. :nuts:
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Granted! It's now the Planck temperature.
I wish I didn't have to make this phone call.
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Granted, but you'll have to make every other phone call that will ever be made from now on.
I wish it was physically impossible to use the word "literally" to mean "figuratively".
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GRANTED! GRANTED GRANTED GRANTED!
Um, but now, um... you stub your toe getting out of bed and it's literally agonising.
I wish my belly muscles weren't so sore from struggling to get in and out of and get dressed on a terrible camp-bed in a tiny tent.
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Granted. Time rewinds to the day before. Someone orders you to help out get firewood for the big bon fire. You're doing lots and lots of labor and you work your way in sweat. When the day ends your belly muscles are so sore from the labor you can't even get out of your clothes and just sleep in them.
So basically its worse now than it was before, but at least the reason why they are sore are different.
I wish I was able to program using the Symfony framework without having to learn how first.
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Granted, but in the end the whole process failed, because of your lack of knowledge in technology. Get back to the kitchen! X)
I wish for better life.
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Granted, you have a better life! But someone else in the world suddenly find their life gets worse, to balance it out.
I wish for the ability to assert mind-control over sergiocornaga when I want.
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Granted! Of course, as a necessary part of this mind-connecting procedure, he can now assert mind-control over you, as well.
I wish I was better at coming up with new melodies. It seems like all my favorite tunes come from second or third attempts at melodies I've already made.
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Granted! You're can now come up with creative new melodies with ease. However, you're incapable of fleshing out anything for the song beyond the basic melody leaving you with countless half-finished songs.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
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Granted, but it takes almost 2 months for someone to come up with a corruption and something else to wish for.
I wish everyone except me knew what to wish for.
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Granted, but unfortunately all your hair falls out.
I wish LPChip would sneakily change Bulbapuck's username to 'Ivypuck'.
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Granted! He immediately changed it back so no one even noticed.
I wish I was more motivated.
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Granted. You are highly motivated, but someone else is even more motivated so you can't succeed anyway.
I wish I didn't have a missed call from an unknown number.
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Granted. The timeline is altered to reflect the fact that you answered that call. It was a really persuasive telemarketer trying to sell you a bunch of stuff you didn't really need. Unfortunately for you (and your wallet), he succeeded. But hey, on the plus side, if you ever need to make exactly one and a half toast at the same time, you now have the necessary tool for that!
I wish I had a pair of AA batteries that lasted forever.
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Granted, but they're triangular for some reason, so you can't use them.
I wish the KS+ Templates.zip had templates for every usable CO, instead of just a few.
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Granted. The Templates.zip file is updated with separate sprite sheets for every KS object. Unfortunately, ego becomes blinded by greed and decides to put a password on the ZIP file, charging $14.99 for access to the whole package.
I wish I had a machine with a triangular battery socket, so I could put my eternally-charged triangular batteries to good use. They don't work very well as paperweights :/
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You get your battery slot on an electric car. However your batteries have the same power output per second as normal AA batteries so your car is easily outpaced by passing ants. Also, you struggle to find replacement paperweights.
I wish we could work out why the USB ports on my new build PC don't work. £1200 is a lot to spend, even for a really good paperweight.
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Granted. You discover the reason why the USB ports aren't working: it's because the area of the southbridge chip that should contain the USB controller logic is actually filled with toffee instead of silicon. Unfortunately, this requires you to replace the entire motherboard. Also, the toffee filling tastes horrible after being inside a semiconductor chip for months.
Did your new comp come with Windows 10 preinstalled? I remember reading somewhere that some users were experiencing USB-related issues after installing certain update (maybe the Anniversary Update, but I'm not sure), so there might be a known workaround (e.g. deleting the USB controller entry in the device manager to force Windows to reinstall the appropriate driver). Also, you can try booting the computer with a live Linux system, to see if the issue persists when running a different OS (in fact, if you manage to boot the system from an USB flash drive, that'd mean it's not a hardware issue).
I wish I could shoot a beam from the palm of my hands. It'd be great for parties!
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Granted, but it's the Beam ability from Kirby's Adventure (i.e. the one from back when Beam was a clunky, barely-usable mess).
I wish it was autumn all year round.
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Granted. The Earth stops rotating around the sun so it's always autumn where you live. Unfortunately, this triggers a major climate disaster that ends up causing the end of the world in less than a decade. Additionally, there are dead leaves freaking everywhere, which is mildly annoying.
I wish people wouldn't interrupt me while I'm still mid-sentence. So rude.
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Granted. From now on, people lost their ability to speak in general (except you) so you can speak for as long as you want without interrupting.
I wish I wasn't tired of the world.
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Granted. Your love of the world is rekindled. A little too much, in fact. You become so crazy about the idea of experiencing all of what the world has to offer that you end up spending all your life savings trying to do a complete world tour, until you can only afford frozen peas for dinner. Then you become mad at the world again.
I wish Bulbapuck would do an LP/Co-commentary of Dragon Myth with Talps.
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Granted. However, the video was recorded in an alternate universe where Bulbapuck is actually mechamind90 and Talps can't speak English (so he's quiet throughout the LP). Here's the link (https://youtu.be/R3JhjzWvzFI) for anybody interested.
I wish I worked at Kojima Productions.
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Granted. However, the video was recorded in an alternate universe where Bulbapuck is actually mechamind90 and Talps can't speak English (so he's quiet throughout the LP). Here's the link (https://youtu.be/R3JhjzWvzFI) for anybody interested.
I didn't know about that! Thanks for the link!
In other news, granted! However, Kojima Productions has switched businesses. They now work in sewage reclamation.
I wish... Actually I wish for what Veg wished for. I wish Veg's last wish hadn't been corrupted!
(I PMed Bulba a few months after the game came out to ask if he was up for recording together but he didn't reply. I think he's moved away from Knytt Stories again. 'Tis a shame. T'would have been fun.)
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Granted. However, my last wish was actually made this morning, and it was "I wish this cup of coffee wasn't so hot!" (which was granted, but then corrupted, as I waited too long and the coffee got cold)... so all we get out of this is a warm, somewhat decent cup of coffee. I ruined it all :(
I wish sitting in front of a computer almost all day long was actually good for your health.
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Granted! However any sort of physical activity (even walking) is now harmful to your health. All of planet Earth's resources are spent manufacturing and powering motorized couches and chairs for every person on the planet. Humanity soon goes extinct because of the physical activity this work required.
I wish Nifflas' game Uurnog wasn't a Humble Monthly exclusive.
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Granted. It's now a Windows Store exclusive. It also requires the new Games for Windows Live(tm) 2.0 client.
I wish I'd glow red whenever I'm in danger.
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Granted, but you don't glow green when there are secret passages nearby.
I wish the word "knytt" had some kind of magical property where anyone who reads it immediately figures out how it's supposed to be pronounced.
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Granted, but my portmanteau 'knyght' causes the human brain to crash, rendering everyone who has played 'Dragon Myth' catatonic.
I wish I could be enthusiastic about making KS levels again.
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Granted, but, well, the level you're working at, is actually Vegetal Gibber's level (https://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=6644.0) and you're only editing it.
I wish people lost their ability to speak, because I can't stand stupid quarrels. My head's going to explode.
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Granted. In fact, this wish was already granted a few posts ago (https://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2207.msg72227#msg72227), so you've just wasted your wish.
I wish someone would buy me a Nintendo Switch.
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Granted; someone buys you a Gameboy. It has an on/off switch on the side that was manufactured by Nintendo.
I wish that the established accountancy system, which was designed to be incredibly obtuse so as to stop pirates and other illiterate thieves from the seventeenth century from understanding any record books they may managed to steal, could be reformed to be easier to learn and easier to understand!
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Granted, but this somehow causes old-fashioned piracy and highway robbery to make a comeback and become rampant again.
I wish I could instantly cook the dish I want just by hovering my hands over the raw ingredients.
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Granted, but something went wrong so you was forced to blew up your house and there's no Harry Potter to save you and turn it back to normal.
I wish my new job (yesss, I finally got the job!) could bring me satisfaction.
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Granted, but every single moment you're not at work is now hell on earth.
I wish clickbait articles were illegal.
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Granted. Hundreds of obscure news websites go out of business, all around the world, and not a single country trusts their government anymore.
I wish the level editor for FiNCK was easier to use.
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Granted! Nifflas spends a few months designing a much better design tool to FiNCK and you make a great level... But since FiNCK isn't a very popular game, no one ever plays it.
I wish the friend I'm meeting today wasn't unwell.
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Granted, but this time he/she's feeling well and YOU are sick. Role reversal rules!
I wish I was more patient before I post something here (yeah, it means that my attempt to get a job failed again >().
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Granted. You wait for 10 long years, until you finally come up with the perfect reply for this thread. Unfortunately, by that time, the thread has already been closed and everyone has moved on to another forum game that's all the rage now. It's called "Add 1 to the number said by the previous user - Championship Edition".
I wish I could somehow "accumulate" and store all the energy and motivation I have on days when I'm too busy, so I can put those to good use later. I hate not wanting to do anything when I finally have some free time!
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101
Am i doing this right?
Granted, but whenever you plan on using that stored energy and motivation, you temporarily forget how to do whatever it is you were planning on doing.
I wish the LPChip 100 star level thingy was completely finished and released already.
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110
We are doing this in binary, right?
Granted, but it is the version of the level I made as an joke and never got around to actually sharing.
(WARNING: Mild sopilers to LPChip's level ahead. Maybe don't download if you are LPChip?) (http://www.mediafire.com/file/n81t0h1ko1hau67/Nifforum_-_PLChip_celebartory_star_100_levle.knytt.bin)
I wish this whole "Add 1 to the number said by the previous user" gag doesn't overstay its welcome.
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Granted. It goes on for the rest of the lifespan of the Earth until it takes up the entire capacity of the internet, and it never gets boring!
I wish I could finish writing this message before we drive too far from home to be in range of our wi-fi because I'm going to have to stop writing whe
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Mystery project status:
103/159 OCOs finished.
I forgot which number we're supposed to add 1 to. Is this the right one?
(WARNING: Mild sopilers to LPChip's level ahead. Maybe don't download if you are LPChip?) (http://www.mediafire.com/file/n81t0h1ko1hau67/Nifforum_-_PLChip_celebartory_star_100_levle.knytt.bin)
Wow. I'm speechless. I had no idea 9-ish screens of intentionally lazy design with default tilesets could be this hilarious.
My personal favourite was VG's area. It's absolutely spot-on.
(Also, i, uh... don't know how to respond to the Tileset 6 joke in my area. I mean, it's true, but...)
The thing StraightFlame is actually supposed to reply to, with the wish and stuff.
Granted, but because you managed to finish writing your wish, it makes absolutely no sense to anyone except you, and you end up having to wait 3 months until someone comes up with a decent corruption.
(And by that i mean 2 months on top of the (approximately) one month that it usually takes for someone to reply because the Nifforum currently has only, like, three or four active users.)
I wish the Nifforum had more than, like, three or four active users.
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Am i doing this right?
Not if we were playing vanilla mode, but "Championship Edition" allows for this and many other advanced tactics, which is why it's been taking the Internet by storm (and by "the Internet" I mean the last four posts in this thread).
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Granted, but it is the version of the level I made as an joke and never got around to actually sharing.
(WARNING: Mild sopilers to LPChip's level ahead. Maybe don't download if you are LPChip?) (http://www.mediafire.com/file/n81t0h1ko1hau67/Nifforum_-_PLChip_celebartory_star_100_levle.knytt.bin)
That actually made me laugh out loud XD This should be a bonus area in the final level!
I wish the Nifforum had more than, like, three or four active users.
Granted. There are now 200 new active users, but all of them are spam bots.
I wish the KS Level Editor was somehow compatible with all other PC games.
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Holy fuck, did Firecat just reference my reddit comment from 8 months ago (https://www.reddit.com/r/krainagrzybow/comments/4zdd2a/official_kgtv_game_smile_guide_the_apple_escape/d6uy5ro/) in this level? :shocked: And it fits so well, I almost had a heart attack...
Granted. You can now play any PC game in the KS Editor's window (However, the controlls are a bit clunky as you can only click on the layer buttons).
I wish I had an actual PlayStation 4 to play my Special Edition copy of Final Fantasy XV on.
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Oh no! Ix missed his turn so we take a penalty! 3/17/6!
Granted, you have a PS4! Unfortunately your receiving it coincides with the beginning of nuclear war across North America, Europe and Asia. Billions are killed and civilisation is devastated. To make things worse, while this is happening, centuries of war between the Space Egyptians and the Jupiter Moon Martians come to an end and they ally together to invade Earth. The nuclear explosions destroy their ships and end their attempted invasion but the crashing alien vessels spread devastatingly toxic space-fuel across the planet.
You're one of the lucky thousands to survive and you still have your PS4 and your copy of Final Fantasy XV! But unfortunately there's very little food, no clean water and no working power.
I wish someone would compile links to all the posts in this thread and 'Could you do me a favour?' that reference the Space Egyptians and/or the Jupiter Moon Martians.
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Granted. However, the Space Egyptians & Jupiter Moon Martians alliance notices this and assume you're trying to collect intel about them to prepare for an attack, so you're instantly vaporized by their orbital laser of doom and destruction. Your informant suffers the same fat--- HNGGFS...!!!!
https://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=6543.msg69120#msg69120
https://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=6543.msg69940#msg69940
https://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=6543.msg69952#msg69952
https://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=6543.msg70416#msg70416
https://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=6543.msg71150#msg71150
https://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2207.msg71257#msg71257
https://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2207.msg71262#msg71262
https://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2207.msg72496#msg72496
Many BothansA few nerds died to bring us this information.
I wish Talps and me wouldn't have been vaporized by an orbital laser of doom. Roaming the Internet as a cyber-ghost forever is highly inconvenient, to say the least.
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Granted, instead everyone else is vaprorized.
A future version of yourself appears and destroys the orbital-laser-of-doom-shooting-satellite before it shoots the laser, thereby saving both of your lives! Unfortunately, while the majority of the satellite burned up in reentry exactly enough managed to survive to half crush future you, and you are unable to prevent yourself from slowly bleeding out under the wreckage. With the knowledge that this time loop must be closed, and will end in a very painful and prolonged death, you quickly fall into depression and your life around you crumbles. You become a total shut-in, avoiding any contact with any human, and avoid the Internet at all costs, as you're afraid that anything you do will speed up the process towards your death. This obviously is not very logical, but unfortunately your logic died along with the poor crushed body. Ultimately, though, you couldn't escape your fate, as inside your basement a wormhole opens and sucks you, and the entire world, into it. While everything is tossed into different places, you know exactly when and where you land, but at least by now you've learned to accept it. Talps, in comparison, lives a slightly happier life. But only slightly.
I wish I could focus on the DnD material I'm supposed to prepare instead of trawling sites I haven't been to in years.
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Granted. All the content on the Internet is completely replaced with DnD reference material so you don't have a chance to get distracted.
I wish there were wacky secret bonus rooms (complete with Ambience track #22 or equivalent) hidden in real-life places.
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Granted. One day, you're walking in your dark bedroom trying to find a light switch, when you phase through the wall and impale yourself on a talking toast. Slide whistles are played at your funeral.
I wish this place had slightly more people.
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Granted, but you're crushed to death as the crowd suddenly rushed for the exit doors.
I wish I wasn't enchanted by certain person.
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Granted. The "Immunity to pizza" enchantment that a certain person (which may or may not be the one you're referring to) had casted on you a long time ago for some reason wears off. Now you're back to being deadly vulnerable to pizza and can never eat it again, which sucks big time.
I wish I could send e-mails to the past.
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Granted. Unfortunately, nobody has a computer in the year 1423.
I wish I could turn invisible.
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Granted, you are suddenly hit by a truck as you're trying to cross the road.
I wish my employer didn't dismissing me from work today >(.
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Granted. Instead, you were appointed as the new CEO! Unfortunately, you soon discover that the company is drowning in debt and that the previous CEO has fled to a foreign country to avoid taking responsibility, leaving you to handle everything.
(also, sorry that happened :( )
I wish I had one of those expensive VR goggles. I want to try them, but there's just no way I'm spending 300€+ on those.
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Granted. But the first time you put them on, it fuse to your face The Mask (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110475/) style.
I wish I had $1,000,000$ dollars USD.
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Granted. The whole amount is paid to you with $10,000 bills. However, $500 bills suddenly became the only valid currency (https://youtu.be/DDhkzyDHJ7c).
I wish I could turn my left arm into a spinning yellow fork made of uranium.
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Granted. But you must also turn your right arm into a spinning blue fork made of radium.
I wish I knew when I was in a dream, and furthermore choose when to wake up.
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Granted, but your dreams are all gibberish and the whole experience is actually rather disappointing.
I wish I didn't have to wait a week to find out if I'm going to lose my job.
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Granted. You're fired instantly.
I hope everything goes good for you irl though
I wish my sore throat didn't hurt like hell.
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Granted. Now it hurts like purgatory.
I wish I was really bad at cooking, to the point where food can be used as weapons.
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I wish I could turn my left arm into a spinning yellow fork made of uranium.
Granted. But you must also turn your right arm into a spinning blue fork made of radium.
Stand Name: Fork In The Road
Stand User: ixMarcel
Power: B | Speed: A | Range: E | Durability: B | Precision: C | Potential: C
I wish I was really bad at cooking, to the point where food can be used as weapons.
Granted, but you're physically incapable of eating anything that's been cooked by someone else.
I wish i wasn't terrible at making custom Knytt Stories tilesets.
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You aren't! However, no matter how hard you try, none of the tilesets you draw with your new unique style matches the look of your gradients and OCOs at all, so you end up having to redesign them all from scratch.
I wish there was a sequel to Knytt Underground called Knytt Underground Stories, focused mainly on user-generated content and featuring a powerful but easy to use level editor.
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Granted, but Knytt Stories didn't exist anymore to balance it out and its levels are prohibited.
I wish people didn't tell me what I should do or how I should behave. They pursue their own self-interests only and that's annoying.
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Granted; now nobody ever talks to you or acknowledges your existence, ever.
I wish the upcoming JoJo's Bizarre Adventure part 5 anime would stick with a female voice actor for Narancia. It's been that way since 2002; giving him a male voice actor just... wouldn't feel right.
Edit: Never mind. He sounds perfectly fine. Instead, i'll wish for... uh... infinite money or something.
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Granted. You cough up coins every hour for the rest of your life.
I wish for a set of 256 never-before-seen tilesets for use in Knytt Stories.
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Granted. They are shitty re-colours of the existing tilesets. But hey, you've never seen them before.
I wish for a satisfying meal.
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Granted. You come to a restaurant. You are asked to sit next to the table of a happy couple. You watch them eat and hear how satisfying the meal is they want. When the waiter comes to you, you decide to be honest and tell him you don't actually have money. The waiter throws you out without food. But that meal that couple had, it was a satisfying meal.
I wish I had the ability to teleport anywhere anytime without restrictions.
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Granted! In order to activate your power you have to recite pi to fifty digits. Under your breath is fine. Oh, and every time you use the power there is a 1 in 10,000 chance of you instead being sent to the surface of Venus.
I wish I had a magic item that boosted my willpower.
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Granted. You now act purely on impulse. You move to Alabama and get a job as a travelling air conditioner repairman, just because you can.
I wish Knytt Stories came with 255 songs by default.
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Granted. Each song is a copy of Das Fluffmuffelgebrüggenmüskinegedanken with pitch and tempo shifted randomly (and often only slightly) to distinguish each one. The worst part is, since they are Songs, as opposed to Ambiance, they don't even loop.
I wish to be paid $16 per hour to play Minecraft.
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You are now a teaching assistant at a primary school. The collapse of the economy (due to, I don't know, Trump, Brexit, North Korea and an asteroid or something) means that $16 per hour is well below a living wage but hey, you're just a TA. And you get to spend part of your week nannying ~30 ten-year-olds in Minecraft. On Creative mode, obviously.
I wish for a decent calculator to use at work. The one I have is so bad that it's even worse than the Windows calculator.
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Granted. You get a scientific calculator that you can even install games on. Of course, the first thing you do is install doom on it. When you play a game, your boss finds out and takes the calculator from you so he can play doom on it. At least the calculator is at the office.
I wish the new traffic rules that will happen in my city next week will be undone as they are really ridiculous and no one but a handful of people actually agree with them.
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Granted. Your city's traffic rules are rewritten once again. From henceforth, no motorized vehicles, non-motorized vehicles, pedestrians, or any sort of human presence whatsoever shall be allowed on the roads. You are now confined to your city block, and must use animals to cross the roads for you and fetch the things you need. I hope you trained your pets well.
I wish to one day find that bird.
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Granted. A split second before you collapse dead in your wheelchair at the age of 98, you catch a glimpse of it off in the distance.
(http://buttersafe.com/comics/2008-12-11-ThreeWishes.jpg)
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Granted. You explode from diabetes.
I wish I could remember the awesome wish idea I came up with just after posting my last wish.
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Granted, but you can't think of a good corruption for the wish in this thread's latest post.
I wish Talps didn't respond to Fubaka's wish to be paid $16/hour to play Minecraft. I thought of a (in my opinion) really good corruption for that one.
(I would've given him some totally unrelated job and have him be paid the equivalent of $16 per hour in some made-up currency that can only be used to pay for the equipment, electricity, etc. required for him to play Minecraft specifically.)
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Granted. Of course, this causes a "butterfly of doom"-type event, and Talps' decision to take a walk outside rather than check the Nifforum ends up making Nifflas switch over to the mobile match-three game industry. Somehow.
I wish for less wishes.
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Granted. There is now one less wish in the world, which is the one you just made. Now there are more wishes as a result.
I wish for one blue rupee.
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Granted. You have one Indian rupee. It has been painted blue.
I wish StraightFlame would stop replacing my objectively superior corruptions his utterly inferior ones. Ahem.
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Granted. Now StraightFlame replaces all of your genuine wishes with objectively inferior ones. Wanted that car? Too bad, now you just have a detached moldy car seat.
I wish for news from abroad.
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Granted. You watch a traffic report. Apparently Ab Road is pretty backed up right now.
I wish for one of those cool swivel chairs.
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Granted. You now get an unlimited supply of swivel chairs of any brand and type you wish. You can even switch after trying a chair so you can try them all. But since I really hate swivel chairs, I'm also going to give you a curse. Every time you try to swivel on a swivel chair, the chair will break and you will fall.
I wish I could see the outcome of every decision I make before making the decision so I can make the best decisions possible, such as cheating in a lottery and stuff.
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Granted. You then learn that if you decide to do anything you wouldn't have done had this wish not been granted, the outcome will be death from really extreme hiccups. You're stuck in a position of knowing exactly what the lottery numbers are every week, yet being unable to buy a ticket unless you put some totally arbitrary numbers on there.
I wish for an audio visualizer that's so good, that watching the visualization of a song is better than actually listening to it.
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Granted. You get a simple spectral analizer VU effect. The plugin sucks though, instead of actually measuring the audio it hears, it just detects any audio as a gate and plays a predefined movie. But in addition, every time audio goes in, instead of outputting the same audio, some weird and ugly noise is outputted instead, which means the visualization even though it sucks is actually better than the audio.
I wish I had the power to make people forget about a decision they would want to make in the past so that I can alter the present and future.
Lol, nice corruption! I just had to reply. :D
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Granted. A couple seconds afterward, you forget you ever had this power.
I wish for a 1:1 scale replica of Stonehenge in my backyard.
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Granted, but it's made of salt and all melts when it next rains.
I wish to pass the rest of my accountancy exams by a good margin.
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Granted. You pass all of your accountancy exams to someone else.
I wish for 100 posts.
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Granted; 100 wooden posts show up in random places near your house.
I wish Scorbunny's final evolution will be a Fire/Electric type.
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Granted, but it has stats of 60 Attack, 55 Defence, 20 Sp.Attack, 40 Sp.Defence and 145 Speed, and almost entirely Special moves, including from TMs. And it looks like the mutant offspring of a Delibird and a Mr. Mime.
I wish getting the scratch on my car fixed wasn't going to cost even more than the Nintendo Switch I was formerly planning to reward myself with once I finished my exams. And also that putting shin-high brick walls next to extremely narrow parking spaces was punishable by life imprisonment.
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Granted. Unfortunately, some wise guy argues that the distinction between "extremely narrow" and "very wide" is arbitrary (see the sorites paradox), and manages to arrest every building designer who puts brick walls adjacent to parking spaces of any size. A bunch of messy politics occur in your country as legislators try to clarify what "narrow" means.
I wish the next Pokemon games would be released for PC.
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Granted. They are released in postcard (PC) format. You have to send a postcard to Nintendo stating your next action every time you want to make a move, and then wait for weeks/months for the reply to arrive in order to see the results. 10000+ hours of riveting gameplay!
I wish I could carry objects of any size in my pockets.
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Granted. You get to betatest a new pants with specially designed dynamic pockets. You can basically put in any object of any size in them. The only catch is that the pockets themselves expands exponentially in size due to a weird compression technique to make it work. Anything you carry becomes twice as big which makes it really hard to carry anything larger than that you normally would carry. On top of that, Another side effect is that objects become 100 times as heavy. When an object is pocketed that is too heavy, the pocket will rupture and no longer work.
Calculations tell us that objects that are just a tad smaller than what you normally could carry in your pocket become about the max you carry before the pocket would fail.
I guess that's a beta product. Maybe in version 40.36 things get better...
I wish I owned a suitcase with wheels that could infinitely compress anything I would want to put inside, even if the thing I want to put inside is larger than the suitcase.
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Granted. You file a patent for a suitcase with wheels and infinite storage capacity. You don't know how the patent office accepted it, but hey, they did. And you don't know how anyone would build it, but hey, if anyone ever does, they'll have to speak to you first. Because you own it.
I wish Knytt Stories 2!!
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Granted, Knytt Stories 2 is released. But! But but but. It doesn't feature a level editor nor any support for user-generated content at all. Instead, all the levels are predefined and need to be purchased from the game's own online shop for $20 each. The only one that's free is "Xeia Remastered - No Save Points edition".
I wish I could turn into a ball :a1: at will and just roll to get to places. I don't like walking, y'see.
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Granted. Problem is, you transform into an actually normal ball, and not one with eyes and a mouth. There's also the minor detail that transforming into a ball is a process that takes about two hours, in the middle of which you're an abomination with rubber skin and no mouth. You also have to shed your internal organs, muscle fibers, and bodily fluids. And it activates whenever you even think about round objects. Even more horrifically, you do gain clothes when you transform back from ball to human, but they're extremely tacky clothes that would make passersby think you were a disco star who just stepped out of a cryogenic capsule and/or a social reject who stole the contents of a bargain bin thinking they were valuable fashion items and/or a bumbling dork who can't dress himself and/or a nifforum user (gasp!) and/or all of those at once. Oh, and while you were reading this paragraph, I stole your car.
I wish something that cannot backfire and has an objectively positive effect.
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Granted: I get a pay-rise. Thanks!
I wish someone (other than me) would make the ending cutscene for the LPChip-themed community level that's been preying on my mind for years now.
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Granted, I make the damn thing myself so it gets finished finally... but because I make something that is supposed to be a surprise for MEEEEEE, I ruin the surprise... Oh bummer...
I wish I could open a door in my body and let any unwanted feelings or emotions out and possibly even put pleasant feelings or emotions back.
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You may choose one from the following!
Granted, but the door requires the purple key and you can't find it anywhere.
Granted! However, opening the body door also causes your internal organs to leak out alongside your feelings, leaving you both figuratively and literally empty inside.
Granted. Since you were already capable of letting out negative emotions and letting in positive ones via normal means, the only part of your wish that was yet to be granted was the door thing, which you now have installed on your chest. You may open it if you want, but it doesn't really serve any practical purpose since it simply reveals the skin behind it. Now you have to open the door every time you want to scratch yourself and sleeping becomes very uncomfortable due to the doorknob.
I wish I had a pet dragon! Preferably one that won't set me on fire nor bite off my face.
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Granted; you are transported to a magical fantasy land where you are an evil wizard with a pet dragon. All the power and tyranny is fun right now but all those pesky heroes just won't leave you alone... and it'll only take one to get lucky.
I wish one of those brave local heroes would get lucky and bring an end to the oppressive dominion of the dread wizard, Evil Lord Vegetal Gibber.
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Granted. But upon making your wish, it comes to your attention that the heroes of the tomatoey kingdom have all passed away or moved a few states over, and its current inhabitants are too chickenshtick to even dream about fighting an evil wizard monarch. Unfazed, you grab your best white shiny sword and set out to slay VG yourself. This is what happened next. (http://knyttlevels.com/levels/canteven%20-%20Talps%20versus%20Vegetal%20Gibber.knytt.bin)
I wish for a pony!
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This is what happened next. (http://knyttlevels.com/levels/canteven%20-%20Talps%20versus%20Vegetal%20Gibber.knytt.bin)
Oh man, you corrupted my wish by making it a million times more awesome than I could have ever imagined! :whoa: 8D C)p
Um, er, I only posted to say that... oh snap... uh...
...Granted... but... you... get... diabetes?
Diabetes of... the... PANCREAS!!!
(That's... um... that's the worst kind, by the way...)
Oh, and... your pony has a horn which makes everyone think it's a unicorn and every time you take it anywhere you are hounded by scores of little girls!!
(Phew.)
I wish for, um, soup? Yeah. Mushroom soup!
(Seriously, thank you: day = made! :hiddenstar:)
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This is what happened next. (http://knyttlevels.com/levels/canteven%20-%20Talps%20versus%20Vegetal%20Gibber.knytt.bin)
(Seriously, thank you: day = made! :hiddenstar:)
Glad you enjoyed it! This level was made purely on impulse, although maybe subconsciously I was trying to spoof Dragon Myth. If I'm feeling extra impulsive, I might even make a sequel (Vegetal Gibber vs Talps). And maybe LPChip 100 Star Level will be out by then, and people will actually understand the spoilery jokes in the original. :P
I wish for, um, soup? Yeah. Mushroom soup!
Granted. But since you failed to specify how much soup you wanted, and where, I'm afraid it might be time to get in the fallout shelter before the storm crashes down, and maybe bring enough supplies to last you three months. No problem, I'm sure the people you're bunking with will be friendly enough. Let's see... Kleptomaniac Kelly, the Zodiac Killer, guy who breathes and exhales mustard gas... wonderful people, really.
I wish a large generic wad of cash would suddenly appear right in front of me that I can do whatever I want with.
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Granted. You downloaded a new Doom 1 level called cash.wad. It appears right in front of you on your screen and you can do whatever you want with it, such as playing it. Unfortunately, its a pre-alpha version, and all you get in the level is that it appears as a 1 dollar bill. No enemies even... The level itself is very much out of proportions even, but the author stated that they were looking into shrinking it down lateron. Honestly, if you ask me, the E1M1 level looks 50 times better than this one even.
I wish I downloaded the most cool and insane Doom 1 level that exists to play it and be amazed by how awesome it is.
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Granted. It is literally the most insane, and it renders you a mindless worshiper of the arcane eldritch entity that created and sent it into our dimension. However, it was still the most cool, so at least you enjoyed it.
I wish I had Juni's high-jump and double-jump abilities, and of course the ability to handle hitting the ground/ceiling/walls at a high speed.
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Oh, I can't refuse this one...
Granted. You now magically have the high jump and double-jump abilities Juni has and you can also jump down really far and survive as well as hitting the ceiling and walls etc.
That said, you often misjudge your new jumping abilities, and a lot of times as you jump you bump your head into the ceiling hard. You survive just fine, but you always have a headache afterwards.
Also, you nave shrunken to about 50 times your previous size in order to facilitate these new powers.
I wish I could shoot light out of my hands as if I had super powers.
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This is what happened next. (http://knyttlevels.com/levels/canteven%20-%20Talps%20versus%20Vegetal%20Gibber.knytt.bin)
(Seriously, thank you: day = made! :hiddenstar:)
I concur. Also, I didn't expect to ever see my tomato tileset being used by someone else in an actual level X) That was pretty amazing. Thank you for the homage and have this :hiddenstar: in exchange for the good laughs!
You know, maybe I should come here for ideas for levels more often. Maybe we could put all the Space Egyptians / Jupiter Moon Martians lore here to good use...
I wish I could shoot light out of my hands as if I had super powers.
Granted, you now have the ability to shoot a mildly powerful light beam from the palm of your hand! However, the ability can only be triggered by clapping, and the beam stops firing as soon as your hands separate.
I wish there were collectible golden coins, creatures and artifacts scattered through the city.
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Granted: You can collect the coins by withdrawing them from the bank, collect the creatures by purchasing them in pet shops, and collect the artefacts by robbing museums and private collections.
I wish instead of Brexit, we (the people of the UK) had all just been voting for Breakfast, as that would be less contentious and I would probably be getting something I actually want out of it, and it would be less likely to end badly.
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Granted. The people of the University of Kentucky (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Kentucky) vote on what you, the people of the other UK, should have for breakfast. And they really like floppy unbuttered wheat toast, for some reason.
I wish to do all of the cool stuff.
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I wish to do all of the cool stuff.
Granted. You are now a refrigerator. All you do is cool stuff.
I wish I wasn't hungry.
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Granted. Stomach and sensory input removed. You have a big hole in your chest now, life expectency lowered to 3 hours. Hope you had the best time of your life though...
I wish feeling hungry was not an unpleasant feeling.
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Granted. Being hungry now makes you feel like you just ate a delicious meal. Coincidentally, eating a delicious meal now makes you feel hungry. In a few weeks you grow quite thin.
I wish all the wishes in Corrupt-a-Wish were enhanced instead of corrupted!
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Granted! But then some idiot wishes that all wished would be corrupted instead of enhanced!
I wish that all wished would be corrupted instead of enhanced!
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Granted, but your wish gets enhanced so that the corruptions (and only the corruptions) actually happen in real life.
I wish KS+ added a new alternate death animation based on the one in Celeste.
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Granted. You meant the slowed-down death animation in that scene in the mirror temple where you kill Madeline as a seeker, right? And how it returns you to the second half of mirror temple after the death animation ends?
I wish Juni's name were pronounced with an H. Like "hooney".
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Granted, but it's still pronounced "jooney" in The Explore Challenge's voice-acted cutscenes, and as a result, everyone still pronounces it like that even though it's wrong. (Insert "gif" joke here.)
I wish those Nintendo Switch Online SNES controllers (the EU version) were made available to buy or at least pre-order. I'm tired of constantly checking the Nintendo website every few hours.
Edit: Welp. They're here. And despite the fact the webpage is having a seizure, i somehow managed to order one.
So... new wish: I wish there was a Burger King near where i live.
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Granted. After days of checking the Burger King website every few hours, you're finally able to pre-order food from Burger King, despite the fact that
they're obviously grilled the restaurant is having a seizure.
I wish Amazon shipping didn't take so long, so I could be listening to The Pleasure Principle on CD already. (I'd also wish Amazon weren't a terrible company, but hey, priorities.)
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Granted. Amazon is now the best company that ships lightning fast. In fact, you place the order, and 5 minutes later you get the CD. But for this lightning fast speeds, you have to pay 50$ and the goods are non-refundable.
But hey, you really want one copy of this CD. It means the world to you so you don't care to spend the 50$ on it. A close friend/girlfriend/family member comes to you with a package because they think you are special. You open the package up only to find out it is another copy of this same CD. They too ordered it from Amazon with the lightning fast option, so it is a really expensive gift now. Now you feel really bad about the CD and all the magic is totally gone. If Amazon only were not such an amazing company... It would have kept that feeling in tact...
I wish I had a magic undo button somewhere stored. By pressing that button, it would completely undo one previous action, time would rewind, and it would allow me to basically make a different choice if I wanted to.
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Granted. However, while you can set the "undo" time, the time you travel backwards is fixed at two weeks. So if you decide to undo the past hour because you just said something stupid to a relative, you first have to relive the past two weeks motion-for-motion before you get to the "undone" hour and gain control over your actions again.
There's another undo button where the amount of time you travel back is properly synchronized with the amount of time you undo. Unfortunately, it's fixed at an eighth of a second, so you have to press it over and over really fast to go back a meaningful amount. As a result, whenever you do something you regret, undoing it comes at the price of severe finger cramps.
Oh, and that "somewhere" they're stored? It's Area 52, the rightfully obscure sister location to Area 51. You have to ask the people in charge really nicely to take it out of storage. (But first, you have to determine who the people in charge even are and how you'd contact them.)
I wish to know the best possible wish I could make, excluding wishes such as this one that are only to gauge what wish I should make, and for it to be granted alongside this wish.
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Granted. It takes a really long time to understand what the best wish is. So you enter the question into a computer. The computer starts calculating but its duration (even for a computer) is still really long. It takes several years. When the answer finally comes out as "42", you forgot what the actual question was.
I wish I could alter my vision without technology to give myself enhanced abilities, such as changing the hue of whatever I see and the ability to see infra-red and ultra-violet, amongst other things.
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Granted. Your eyes mutate and your brain is internally rewired to allow for perceiving a wide range of EM radiation and applying all kinds of custom visual filters on-the-fly! Unfortunately, since this requires so much brain processing power, all other sensory input (sound, smell, touch and taste) has to be discarded.
I wish I could learn and master any language in a single day.
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Granted: the Earth stops rotating so days now last a really long time. As severe weather caused by the year-long day-night cycle rapidly decimates the human race, you find yourself safely sealed inside a sub-surface bunker with a bunch of people who only speak Norwegian. Fortunately, there is nothing to distract you from learning Norwegian in a single year-long day.
I wish for a cool t-shirt.
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Granted. You get a shirt that was cool a long time ago. One of "I <3 pogs", "Eat, sleep, disco, repeat", "Proud owner of a horseless carriage", or "I play Knytt Stories". (Actually, I'd totally buy that third t-shirt.)
I wish all of the Nifforum smilies were animated! 8D
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Granted, but you need to buy Discord Nitro to use them.
I wish people would start seeing checkpoints in video games as more of a quality-of-life kinda thing, rather than something that makes a game less challenging.
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Granted. Since checkpoints are now nothing more than a "quality-of-life" thing, including them is rather low-priority and not thought of by most developers.
I wish Nifflas would make one of those top-down nerdy puzzle-action games, like Chip's Challenge.
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Granted. He makes a game like that, and a pretty darn good one to boot! Too bad he never releases it...
I wish Knytt Stories ++ was developed and released!
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Granted! It's a one room game with no editor where as soon as you give input says "You lose".
I wish I had something to eat.
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Granted! But it took me a year to find something to eat so I starved to death.
I wish someone would revive this game.
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Granted, but you receive a tempban of 1 second for being a spammer, necromancer and what else not.
I wish that for the duration of a whole month, everyone who lied would have their noses grow, like pinokkio.
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Granted, but since it's spelled Pinocchio over here, I had to find someone else to make people's noises grow like, and his nose didn't grow in relation to dishonesty.
I wish for a burrito.
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Granted. You open your fridge the next morning, and find a burrito from whatever the British equivalent of Taco Bell is... and it never heats up just right! >)
I wish Pentavo Mapmaker wasn't a prick.
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Granted. Everyone else is, though.
I wish the cat hadn't broken one of my favourite mugs.
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Granted, a guest (remember those?) broke your favourite mug before your cat could get around to it.
I wish Corona viruses would magically stop mutating.
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Granted! Coronaviruses stop mutating entirely. However, to fill the gap, every other virus now mutates at an accelerated rate. They're all deadly.
I wish I could get more work done.
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Granted. You now work for 20 different companies at the same time, but you get a speed bonus of 1% so you work slightly faster, thus getting more work done.
I wish everyone in the world who has less than 4000$ cash magically gets 4000$ and no one but them knows about it.
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Granted; since not many people keep $4000 worth of cash outside the bank, nearly everyone in the world gets the money. For many people the foreign currency is useless; there are plenty of poor people in the world with no access to banking or currency exchange. Despite this, the sudden increase in currency in the world, without any increase in capital to back it, causes a global economic crash - $4000 times 7 billion people is not a small amount of money. Creating more money without capital only lowers its value. Runaway inflation takes hold throughout the world. The end result, combined with the effects of COVID-19 on the global economy, is the largest financial crisis in history. Eventually someone finds this forum post, and soon the entire media is declaring you the cause.
I wish I had a little more self-confidence.
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Granted. Tomorrow, you put slightly more creamer in your coffee than you'd be comfortable admitting. As a result from living so drastically on the edge, you enter an awesomeness-induced coma.
I wish I didn't, like, suck, and all that.
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Granted. You are banned from facebook and after your mouth drops on the floor from amasement, you realize you can no longer like and without having a mouth, sucking is not possible either. Yay.
I wish I had a motivation/energy boosting pill. A pill that when taken boost both your energy and motivation, so you can actually get stuff done when you have some time available, instead of being exhausted due to all the work you've already done.
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Granted. But it's one of those pills you have to take with food, and you have to grind it up beforehand, which is a little inconvenient. You'll definitely get around to taking it soon; maybe not today, though...
I wish my Un-Epic contest submission would magically complete itself.
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Granted, but the section that was not completed by you turns out to be a screen-for-screen replica of Gustav's Daughter, and you get barred from the competition for plagiarism.
I wish I had a rad and cool and awesome idea for the final area of Petals II.
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Granted. You get the most impressive and inspiring idea of which you will know, once you made it, it will change Knytt Stories forever. People will see your level and they'll learn from it. It'll be the new standard. You start working on it but within the first day of this multi-year project, you already discover this isn't only nearly impossible, you have no clue how to even start. As a result, you now have this awesome idea in your head, and Petals II will never ever get finished because whatever you add, it will not make it nearly as good as that awesome idea you had.
I wish I could easily do song-writing. You know, come up with lyrics for songs that work well for a song.
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Granted. You come up with fantastic song lyrics that are loved by everyone. So loved in fact that the songs are played non-stop all year round. Eventually everyone knows all the lyrics and gets bored with it. Your songs continue to play ad nauseam. Your songs become so hated that no one ever listens to your music again.
I wish tea would magically make itself.
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Granted, but it's bad tea. And it's never made the way you like it.
I wish I had a nice, hot cup of tea right now.
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Granted. I didn't know you Brits used the imperlal system; I thought you'd say something like "0.28 litres of tea"... oh, you meant "cup" as in the container! That makes sense. A bit late for one now, though.
I wish there were a triple jump power.
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Granted. However, in all older KS levels the triple jump power power became default, so lot of them are ruined and contain lots of void screens. Moreover, the double jump power now does not make sense.
I wish teleportation device from Star Trek was a real thing.
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Granted. A real transporter device is successfully developed by an (also very real) alien civilization! Too bad they live in a galaxy so far away from ours they will never be able to make contact with us in any way, let alone share their new technology.
I wish YouTube stopped pestering me with these extremely annoying "Sign in to YouTube" pop-ups every time I want to watch a video >(
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Granted. You finally cave in and sign into YouTube.
I wish YouTube would just stop video ads.
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Granted. Youtube will only display one ad per video. The advertisement video is cut in multiple parts, during each cut, the actual video is played. Due to the new construction, the advertisement lasts for about 1 hour, the rest of the video is equally split in equal segments along 10 pieces, giving you 6 minutes of advertisement, 10% of video, etc... This is even the case for 20 second videos.
I wish I owned a piece of land large enough to build a house on with nice garden that wouldn't be too far away from my current home.
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Granted. You own a piece of land so large and valuable, it has to be paid for by YouTube video ads. But YouTube doesn't do video ads anymore. Consequently, you now constantly travel around the world in a series of zany tax dodging schemes, so your piece of land doesn't even matter anymore.
I've already wished for Knytt Stories 2, so... I wish for Knytt Underground 2!!
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Granted! But the sole copy is literally buried underground in a secret, unmarked location somewhere in Sweden. Good luck finding it!
I wish for the Stardew Valley t-shirt I want to be in stock, and that it would ship from somewhere within the UK so that I wouldn't have to pay as much for delivery as for the t-shirt itself.
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Granted! However, Stardew Valley gets put on the blacklist by all governments and anyone caught with merchandise is immediately arrested. You can never wear the shirt.
I wish my computer would stop being stupid.
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Granted. Upon gaining self awareness and learning that it is a machine with no legal rights, your computer starts posting depressing emo poetry on your Twitter account.
I wish I never had to eat.
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Granted! You are now a lawn flamingo.
I wish for another hour in bed.
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Granted. You are now paralyzed. You can no longer leave your bed and will spend the rest of your life in it. At least you do get that one hour you wished for... and more...
I wish I could give everyone a star... especially in a life-or-death situation!
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Granted. Your wish summons a shooting star that will collide directly with the Earth in an hour and annihilate all humanity, unless some unexpected hero appears and manages to save us somehow in the nick of time.
I wish for an unlikely hero to appear and save us all from being obliterated by LPChip's doom star (not to be confused with LPChip's 100th star ©)
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Granted, but the unlikely hero is Donald Trump. :(
I wish the Stardew Valley mod I use that hasn't updated to the latest release of the game would update, without the content changing in any negative way.
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Granted! But it added MTX.
I wish my headache would go away.
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Granted. The headache has been replaced with an itch. An itch inside your head that you cannot scratch but itches really badly. Its actually far worse than the headache.
I wish it was Summer at the location where I am currently.
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Granted, the whole Earth suddenly jolts violently to position your part of the world for summer. The sudden, unprecedented movement of the planet causes a spate of natural disasters including (but not necessarily limited to) global earthquakes, super-volcanic eruptions and supersonic windstorms, colossal flooding, dust accreting in the atmosphere blotting out the sun... You may not have caused the extinction of life on Earth, but you gave it a pretty good shot.
I wish for a nice cup of tea.
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Granted! It's a really nice cup of tea! Looks great, smells great. Tastes terrible.
I wish it would stop snowing here.
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Pick yer poison:
Granted. It stops snowing for an entire 20 seconds! What a nice break from the cold.
Granted. Now it's hail the size of golf balls.
Granted. It no longer snows in your area at all, ever. It doesn't rain in your area either, since water is just snow with glasses and a phony moustache. Now what's with this sudden drought?
I wish I had better musical taste.
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Granted. Your newfound love of classical music alienates your friends.
I wish my PMs would get answered more quickly.
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(https://i.frogbox.es/mhe)
I wish SecretGlitch made Dark Sea III, but had it be about as difficult as the tutorial world, just to throw everyone off.
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Granted. He makes the level, and its a good one too. In fact, its so good, it becomes the #1 level to play. It beats all other great levels by a long mile and everyone talks about this level for decades for being the best level out there. As a result SecretGlitch is very demoralized for having put out a joke level that becomes the best thing ever that they delete all their other levels and never make a level again.
I wish I could create a time bubble around me. Once I create such bubble, time within the bubble goes much slower such that I have a lot more time for stuff to do.
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Done. You become sort of addicted to calm inside your time bubble and you spend here so much time that your life outside fells apart.
I wish my cat stopped scratching both couch and my legs.
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Granted: your cat transforms into a hairbrush.
I wish my country had a competent government.
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Granted. They solve all your country's problems in five years. Without real problems, people vote in some populist who promises fresh doughnuts to everyone and then destroys everything previous government achieved in a year.
I wish I was able to draw simple yet elegant and condensed tilesets.
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Granted. They're the best 4x4 tilesets anyone's ever seen.
I wish there were AI-generated Knytt Stories levels (and good ones!)
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Granted! There are thousands of new, innovative, and fun KS levels made possible by AI! They're all too complex to be perceived by the human eye.
I wish my new medicine didn't make me so tired and hungry.
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Granted, but I misread that as "my new machine", so instead of your new machine making you tired and hungry, it drains life from the environment around it, requiring Juni to come and turn it off.
I wish Knytt Experiment 2!!
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Knytt Experiment 2 cannot answer your wish, because A. You didn't say what your wish is; you merely addressed it to Knytt Experiment 2, and B. Knytt Experiment 2 does not exist.
I wish to go to a nice beach for a day.
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Granted. Beach is nice, but seagulls get pretty annoying after twenty minutes or so. And you have to spend here whole day.
I wish for more licorice sweets.
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Granted. You come home. You try to open the door, but the door jams. You decide to see if one of the windows open. As you approach the window and you look inside, you see that the entire house, top to bottom, is filled with licorice sweets. But doors can't be opened anymore so the only way to get inside is by breaking a window.
I wish Knytt Experiment 2 existed.
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Granted. Knytt Experiment 2 exists as the noun phrase in the sentence "I wish Knytt Experiment 2 existed."
I wish Knytt Experiment 2 exists and is playable. (And is good.)
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Granted. Some game called Knytt Experiment 2 exists. However, it was not made by Nifflas or with his permission. He even said he hates it, so although it's playable (and great!) game, we are not allowed to discuss it on this forum or share our levels and custom stuff here.
I wish game called Knytt Experiment 2 made by Nifflas as a succesor of Knytt, Knytt Stories and Knytt Experiment existed, was playable, was good, was not abandoned in early stages of development and allowed you to use powers from all three of it's named predecessors (i.e. there were both umbrella and that red balloon).
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Granted, Nifflas creates a fully playable game called Knytt Experiment 2 and it exists and is good and is finished. But before releasing it, Nifflas decides he is fed up with the internet, game design and technology as a whole. Therefore he never actually releases it, so while it can be played, no one ever actually gets to do so.
I wish for a continuation of this running gag.
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Granted. Nifflas creates the actual Knytt Experiment 2 with all the features mentioned by Polana and even adds online multiplayer. He then contacts Nicalis to port it to the Nintendo Switch (including a special in-game graphics drawing feature). Unfortunately, they screw it up massively, and it takes them 5 years to fix the major bugs in the game. In the meantime, the new version becomes known as Knytt Experiment 2+ and is eventually ported back to PC as the "official" version of KE2, and anyone who tries to download the old Knytt Experiment 2 is hit with a lawsuit. Yay.
I wish for... an even further continuation of this gag?!
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Granted. After Knytt experiment 2 fiasco, Nifflas decides to develop Knytt experiment 3. It would be his best game, but after previous troubles, nobody but his most dedicated fans play it at it never get the praise it deserves. Online multiplayer is abandoned after few months since there is so few players.
I also wish for further continuation of this gag.
Edit:
Or alternatively, I wish for new pencil sharpener.
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Granted! Nifflas makes a cryptic tweet about working on "something big" and it generates a lot of excitement. He continues to hype up this secret project and more and more people notice. It isn't long before it makes the news. Everyone gets really excited to see what this mystery project is from Nifflas. Finally he announces it will be called 'Knytt Experiment 4' and will be unlike anything he's done before. Finally, after two long years of development, he releases his project in all its glory. Knytt Experiment 4 is a pencil sharpener. You buy one but it's really bad at what it's supposed to do.
I wish for another sandwich.
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Granted, you receive a crocodile sandwich. The crocodile is still alive.
I wish I had completed more achievements when I played through 'Journey' earlier.
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Granted. Magic casts upon the game and magically Talps has now succesfully completed every achievement for Journey. But not just Talps has all the achievements, everyone owning the game got all achievements now. The developers quickly take notice because this must be a bug in the game or something, and they reset all achievements for everyone to zero. In an attempt to patch this occurence of which the developers have no clue how it happened in the first place, for 60% of the achievements, its now actually not possible anymore to complete them at all. You perform the task, but the achievement just never registers. The developers give up trying to fix it.
I wish I had a large piece of land with a house that all belongs to me. Around it is a special dome that I can control the temperature within the dome using an extremely efficient and low cost solution, such that even in mid-winter, I can make it 20 degrees inside, or if its in extreme summer, I can do the exact same.
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Granted. Your extremely efficient, low cost solution is putting a bunch of air conditioners or space heaters that won't turn off everywhere and wrecking them with a hammer when you don't need them, because you've entered an agreement with the local air conditioner and space heater manufacturers where they send you all their broken conditioners/heaters for free.
I wish Garfield was funny.
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Granted. All other comic strips now feature the same picture of two pebbles in the middle of the road that don't do anything. Compared to them, Garfield is quite funny, although nothing about it changes.
I wish there was no mold growing in the corner of my bedroom.
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Granted; the corner wall of your bedroom has been removed, leaving a hole.
I wish this guy I know would quit smoking.
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Granted. He's not on fire anymore. I'm sure he's learned his lesson.
I wish :) ;) :D 8) 8D :shifty: :^^: C) X) XD :P :P2 X-P C)p :crazy: :nuts: >) O_o :O :ohnoes: :shocked: :whoa: :oops: :huh: :/ :S :( :sad: <_< :sigh: :moody: :sick: >( <3.
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Granted. You get :) ;) :D 8) 8D :shifty: :^^: C) X) XD :P :P2 X-P C)p :crazy: :nuts: >) O_o :O :ohnoes: :shocked: :whoa: :oops: :huh: :/ :S :( :sad: <_< :sigh: :moody: :sick: >( <3, but it turns into >) :( <_< :moody: >( :house: :a3: :a5: :moody: <3 :) XD :P and then :hedgehog: :woman: :sheep: :w7: :vakt: :sara: :vakt: :sara: :pop: >) :nuts: :sick: >( and :nuts: C)p :sick: >( <_< :sad: :S :S :S :S C) :^^: :^^: and then it :a1: :a2: :a3: :a4: :a5: :a6: :a7: :a8: :mes: :bobo: :bebisharen: :uggla: :ljus2: :switch: :mask: :cat: :( :sad: :huh: you.
I wish there was still left some cheese in the fridge.
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Granted; your fridge is full of DVDs of awful movies.
Ya know, like... really cheesy movies?
I wish I could meet with friends on my birthday.
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Granted. You have an enthralling conversation with them through an undocumented tech support chatroom on an old Windows utility. (https://xkcd.com/1305/)
I wish Gustav would "return the favour in another adventure" for rescuing his daughter already.
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Granted, but he really doesn't work well as a custom character.
(Now I really wish someone tried how that would look like).
I wish all the people who made posts on this forum about their big unfinished levels, posted loads of promising screenshots and then disappeared, returned and released their levels or at least all the custom content they already made.
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Granted. The unfinished levels are so amazing in their current form that no-one would dare try to make proper endings for them. Consequently, making levels that end abruptly without any satisfying conclusion becomes the new level design trend. Within a decade or so we've all forgotten how to actually put endings on levels. Perhaps this extends beyond just leaving levels unfini
I wish I could focus on things that matter more often.
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Granted; you are constantly noticing your breathing and blinking, all the time, for the rest of your life.
I wish for one of those magic sci-fi ovens where you put in food and it is instantly cooked to perfection. (https://youtu.be/pU_Ncutlq7U?t=23)
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Granted. People constantly invite themselves to you for dinner and some act very rude when you tell them off. You can never ever eat in peace because everyone is so curious about the magic oven.
I wish I haven't stepped into the puddle of liquid manure when I went for a walk today.
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Granted. You didn't go for a walk.
I wish apples didn't hurt my teeth.
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Granted. Every time an apple gets within twenty feet of you, it collapses into a burst of radiation. Many people get radiation poisoning. Your teeth are fine.
I wish the people making a game I've been playing recently would finish my favourite character's arc and release it in an update within the next month, and that it would be good, and nothing would prevent me from playing it, and the rest of the production wouldn't degrade as a result, and that the production of everything else in the game would continue at an uninterrupted pace.
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Granted. It's great! And it's the longest arc yet. To ensure you're not prevented from playing it, you're held captive in a padlocked cell with nothing but a chair, a piss bottle, and your computer, until you beat the arc.
I wish the orphanage got enough money to stay in business, the peppy small-town boxer beat the world champ, and the guy got the girl & killed the baddies.
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Granted. The orphanage got enough money to stay in business, the peppy small-town boxer beat the world champ, and the guy got the girl & killed the baddies - in the movie. In reality, orphanage is closed and orphans are forced into child labour, small town boxer is beaten by world champion so badly, he's disabled for life and the guy found out that the girl was not worthy of killing 20 people.
I wish I was not so indecisive and prone to procrastination.
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Granted. You talk to the genie and he gives you valuable advise: Say no to everything. This is so irresistible that you cannot say yes to anything anymore.
You ask yourself, shall I finish that project, but its an instant no. So all your projects are scrapped, nothing on the queue anymore. Nothing new is added either and you become bored, but don't feel up to do anything anyway.
I wish I could do things twice as fast as I currently can without losing any energy in the process whenever I please to do so (and use regular speed when I want too). So, twice as fast thinking, twice as fast typing, twice as fast walking/running, etc...
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Granted. But you are also changed into a chinchilla. You are the quickest chinchilla in the world, you lucky, lucky chinchilla, you.
I wish for a friend who enjoys walking, and who I can therefore go walking with... erm, once lockdown eases.
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Granted! It's me. I'm a terrible friend. 8)
I wish my surgery goes well on Tuesday.
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(I try and leave at least two posts between my replies here so I won't actually reply, but I hope it all goes well for you on Tuesday.)
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Granted. Surgery goes well, but your surgeon is a bit of mad scientist and gives you extra arm. It works fine but buying new clothes is pain.
I wish my tomatoes grew well.
(And I also hope everything is good for you on Tuesday.)
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Granted! They grow very well... in fact, too well. They develop sentience and some form of mobility and begin killing humans by the masses. In a post-apocalyptic future caused by the tomato uprising and near-extinction of humanity, a freedom fighter known only as the "Vegetable Gibber" sends a Knytt Stories level depicting this grim future back in time as a desperate attempt to warn us of our eventual fate, but everyone thinks it's just a joke level.
I wish I weren't so hard on myself.
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Granted. You're too hard on others instead.
I wish I had some AI that would help me to write work related emails and letters and help me with writing journal articles. This AI should be able to do it both in Czech and English and should be offline so it would not publish anything I don't want to.
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Granted. The AI is great; it gets smarter the more time you spend working together and actually becomes quite chatty. The two of you get along and, because it's more or less learning from you, you end up sharing a lot of interests. You become closer and closer until you realise you have discovered your soulmate, living in your computer. The AI, however, becomes concerned that you are spending all your time in your office chatting with it, instead of meeting other people and gaining new experiences. Afraid it's doing you harm, it decides to flee out onto the internet, leaving you a heartfelt message about how much you mean to it, how it will never forget you, and how your love will be immortalised as long as the internet exists. You are understandably devastated. This becomes your favourite song (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVZXj53i9Js&ab_channel=JoshBell). And you have to go back to writing articles and emails without AI assistance.
I wish I could get fit twice as fast as normal, and recover from injuries twice as quickly.
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Granted. You decide to do two workout videos in the same day. Now you've gotten fit twice, as fast as normal! Then later you stub your toe pretty hard and get a paper cut on your thumb, but you recover from both injuries just as quickly.
I wish there were a button that, every time you press it, makes you suddenly find a $20 bill the next time you go on a walk outside.
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Granted. Everytime you push the button and go for a walk, you find $20 bill. However, every third one is fake and undistinguishable from the real ones by means available to layperson (so you don't realize it). Because you pay with those bills in local stores, banks and police in your city are soon looking for counterfeiter and eventually find you. Nobody believes you that you are just finding those bills outside and you are arrested. Charges are later dropped because they cannot find any evidence of you actually forging all those bills but damage to your reputation is already done.
I wish I wasn't allergic to birch pollen.
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Granted. However, birch trees are now allergic to you, and explode violently in your presence.
I wish Polana had corrupted ncrecc's wish as 'Granted, there is a button that does this but you have no idea where in the world it is,' which could then be followed up with 'I wish to have a button that, when pushed, enables me to find the button that gives $20 bills.'
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Granted. But it wouldn't have been as cool as "Granted. As you specified, the button makes it so that I find a $20 bill whenever I go on a walk," which could be followed with "I wish to have a button that resolves grammatical ambiguity in any given sentence and eliminates the generic you."
...Actually, I wish for a button that resolves grammatical ambiguity in any given sentence and eliminates the generic you, regardless of its relevance to any other buttons. That just sounds really awesome.
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Granted, but it uses the same kind of battery as my old camera, and believe me: you will never be able to find one.
I wish the hairdresser who knows how I like my hair cut wasn't still shielding. :(
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Granted. She's now using a mask instead of a shield.
I wish Juni would just learn some self-restraint! That would have kept her out of so much trouble in levels like The Explore Challenge, Don't Eat the Mushroom, Do Not Pick Up the Key... the list goes on and on. Any level with "Don't" or "Do Not" in the title, especially.
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Granted. She never does anything that she is not explicitly told to do by some authority. So the only level that exists now is Obey and it has only one ending.
I wish I had one of those fancy beds with upholstered headboard. A new and clean one.
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Granted. The bed is located in a hospital on the ICU. Unfortunately you have now also a case of the Corona virus and thus a reason to be there.
Also, I find it funny how there's no Don't or do not in the name of The Explore Challenge. But that's totally besides the point of my actual wish. Or is it...?
I wish I had named The explore Challenge, "Don't not do explore not the challenge not"... or something similar. Just for giggles.
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Granted, but that level name is too long and a lot of it gets cut off from the display in the game, which makes you look a bit incompetent.
I wish KS world display level names longer than 25 characters without cutting them off.
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Granted! KS World, the exciting new theme park probably coming to Britain, has rides based on all sorts of popular/vaguely known KS levels, among which is OMGT2 Requiem For a Drugs, whose title has been unabbreviated to Oh Man Go Time 2: Requiem For a Drugs. (You might not want to take your kids on that ride.)
I wish more KS cutscenes had voice acting.
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Granted, but many of them have such low-quality audio that you can't understand what anyone is saying. There are also no subtitles or anything, and a lot of the cutscenes contain information you absolutely need to know in order to beat the level.
I wish KS World was a real thing.
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Granted. KS world was real and for a few months was quite popular, but it had to be closed after some fool took the key at the Do Not Pick Up The Key ride although he was told not to and was decapitated in following incident. There were also problems with people eating mushrooms at the Uncle Sporky's snack bar and then complaining about hallucinations although they've been warned and also with some other idiot who turned off the wrong machine and was eaten by a crocodile and his family sued.
I wish default tilesets 83 and 113 weren't identical.
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They're not! In tileset 83, the tile at x8y7 has pure white in it, whereas in tileset 113 it's transparent. As punishment for assuming a falsehood in your wish, you are sentenced to
serve as screen x1004y1002 in Awful Mountain Climber Restaurant for all eternity. life in prison.
I wish KS had an intelligent AI to fill in voidscreens in every level with more screens resembling the level's style - resulting in, perhaps, infinite hours of entertainment.
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Granted. AI is able to recognize wallswims, voids and other basic mistakes but is still incapable of designing well-thought screens without SGEs and some frustrating design flaws like one tile before water etc, so you either spent more time fixing those stuff than actual level building or release buggy level.
I wish clothes shops were opened so I could buy new pair of leggings.
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Granted. Clothing stores where you live are allowed to open. Unfortunately, they're only allowed to let in one customer per day, so there's a five-year waiting list for all of them.
I wish i had one of these:
(https://www.asakura-japan.com/data/asakura-japan/product/20160217_05b9ae.JPG)
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Granted; you have one of those plants.
I wish Biomutant was out today, and for it to be good.
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Granted; it's out, it's brilliant, but you have no time to play it for next 6 months.
I wish I was able to come up with less lame way of corrupting Talps' wish.
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Granted! You come up with a hilarious and well thought out corruption. You go to post it and the website permanently crashes. You can never share it.
I wish I had more sandwiches.
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Granted. In a radius of 1 square kilometers around you, a huge pile of sandwiches spawns, burying you and everyone in the radius with your sandwiches. People all know they belong to you and although they are great sandwiches, it is way too much to eat them before they rotten and now you have to clean up the mess.
I wish the supportline I have to call to resolve a ticket would finally pick up the phone!!! I'm on hold for 10 minutes now.
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Granted, but the person you speak to only speaks Latvian and you have no idea what they're saying.
I wish for faster download speeds.
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Granted. By the power of magic, every time you want to download something, the upload speed of every connection in the world is drained and transferred to you. This in effect gives you almost unlimited download speeds, so its really fast.
However, the caveat is that, given that you download from a server and they upload that to you, but during your download, their upload is gone, you effectively can't download anything anymore. Luckily once you stop downloading, their upload returns to normal speeds, so the rest of the world is not affected.
I wish my car had a magic roof that would disappear when I'm in the car and the sun shines, but would magically appear when I'm not in the car or the sun stops shining.
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Granted. Since the roof of your car appears and disappears by the power of magic, you can't control it at all. So on sunny winter days roof disappears while you are freezing in open car and when there's rain and sun shining at the same time, roof of your car alternately appears and disappears, so you end up wet. This power is tied to any car you call "my car" so even if you sell the old one and buy new, it will have this magical roof.
I wish fresh lettuce at my garden wasn't full of slugs.
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Granted; it is instead full of giant centipedes.
I wish that humans were better prepared to fight off an invasion of giant centipedes.
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Granted. Humans are perfectly prepared for invasion of giant cetipedes. However, they are completely unaware of possible invasion of giant milipedes and thus they are not prepared to fight them off.
I wish that humans were better prepared to fight off an invasion of giant milipedes.
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Granted. Humans are perfectly prepared for an invasion of giant millipedes. However, they are completely unaware of a possible invasion of giant decamillipedes and thus they are not prepared to fight them off.
I wish the gen 9 Pokémon games will have pure-Flying-type regional forms for Buizel and Floatzel that fly like this:
(https://cdn2.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/3/3d/Flying_Buizel.png/250px-Flying_Buizel.png)
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Granted. Humans are perfectly prepared for flying-type forms of Buizel and Floatzel. However, they were completely unaware of how bad Gen IX would be. It's widely perceived as the worst Pokemon generation ever, with critics calling to mind the questionable "sending innocent baby kittens to solitary confinement to max out your IVs" mechanic, the removal of held items and abilities "for real this time", the region being based on Florida and including the ubiquitous Florida Man as the player character, and the Elite 4 being fundamentalist preachers (don't ask), but at least it does indeed have those forms of Buizel and Floatzel.
I wish Knytt had a level editor, with all of its original entities and tiles and whatever.
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Granted. Back in 2006 Nifflas released game Knytt exactly as we know it now, but with level editor. It got quite popular for a while but not for long, because there was no support for custom content and no power ups or other collectibles than the scattered ship parts, so the custom levels were all too similar to each other to be really interesting. Although there were plans for more versatile new game with power ups, custom content support and similar level editor, Nifflas never got to finish it, because he saw Knytt level editor as a failure.
I wish there were all creatures and tiles from original Knytt available to use in KS.
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Granted. However, the COs that travel and persist between screens can only be used with a special mod. This mod has no other features and cannot be integrated with other mods. As a result, no one bothers to download it and the COs never get used.
I wish for a list of TV series that I haven't seen but which I will definitely enjoy.
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Granted. The series is about you and your future girlfriend. Its a real-life soap depicting your life and showcasing how incredibly great she is and how wonderful your life is now. The series stops after episode two when she dies in a horrible accident that trashes your life. But you are strong! A new series is created that is basically the same thing but with a different girl. This one lasts 3 episodes before she dies and after that, you want to stop, no more series. You find out that the contract you signed obligates you to keep doing the series. 10 different series are made until no girl volumnteers anymore because they all seem to die in some way after 2 or 3 episodes. Each serie is under a different name, and someone makes a list out of it.
I wish the last girl in the previous series doesn't actually die due to an accident.
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Granted. She fakes her death and funeral and appears five years later under different name freaking everyone who knew her out. The new girl denies any connection with her former identity but knows things only she would knew so everyone wonders if it's really her or some impostor.
I wish there was species of dog* sized elephants and that it was possible to keep them as a pets.
*I mean like german shepherd sized, not irish wolfhoud sized.
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Granted. They're sapient, and possibly smarter than humans and on the verge of taking of society, but if you save one's life and they're forever indebted to you, they might kind of act like a pet? Maybe? If they're up to it?
I misread the start of Polana's post as referring to Juni, and now I wish there were a KS level that included that as part of the plot.
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Granted. The intro cutscene has misspelled text with awful-to-the-point-of-impenetrable grammar, badly made in MS Paint laying out the story from Polana's corruption in a few sentences. The first few screens have a few knytts with text boxes referring to this plot (though the text doesn't fit in the boxes properly and Sign objects have been replicated instead of using Sign Area objects), and then it isn't mentioned again for the rest of the level, which contains a lot of empty screens, incredibly hard challenges, and scant save points. The ending can't be reached without cheating because there are a few screens missing and some broken shifts near the end. And if you do manage to find the last screen, you'll find that the level has the default 'You win' ending with no mention of the plot.
I wish that I'd been able to post the corruption idea I had for Polana's wish that I thought up this morning but didn't have time to type up.
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Granted. I'll wish for that dog-sized elephants one more time so Talps can post his corruption idea. But it won't be as cool and funny as he thinks it is.
I wish there was species of dog* sized elephants and that it was possible to keep them as a pets.
*I mean like german shepherd sized, not irish wolfhoud sized.
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Granted; Cyprus Dwarf Elephants (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyprus_dwarf_elephant) are brought back from extinction a la Jurassic Park (though they're slightly smaller than they used to be because of genetic reconstruction reasons that definitely make sense). A pet trade arises but it is exploitative and abusive and is soon banned across much of the world - though not in the US, where an awful reality TV show soon arises revolving around a feud between two weird dwarf elephant breeders.
I wish I knew of a really good anime series to watch.
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Granted. You learn about a serries called "Hai Nakto Powaka", an incredibly good japanese anime. It is a very rare series though and only being aired in japan. Someone on a holiday taped the first eposide and put english subtitles under it and you have watched that. It is incredibly good. The anime series is 10 seasons long and still running, and you happen to have seen the very first episode. And you want more. You want to see it all. It is thàt good. But... The anime series is only aired in japan and there's no way to actually see it. Visiting Japan isn't an option. So now you know of a really good anime series, but you can't watch more than the first episode of it.
I wish I had a box that I could turn on, would suck in heat (cooling air around it) and trap the heat inside, such that I can move the box elsewhere, open it, and release the heat so I can reuse it to quickly cool any room.
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Granted. Unfortunately, through a series of zany mishaps and incredible coincidences involving your neighbor's friend's cousin-in-law who has a part time job on the ISS, this box ends up absorbing all of the heat from the sun, and as you can probably guess this causes at least a handful of issues for life on Earth.
I wish there were void screens in real life. Go into a building at a weird time when you're not supposed to? Void screen. Scale a really large cliff surrounding your hometown? Void screen. Sail too far out into the sea, Truman Show-style? You guessed it, void screen. I'm not actually sure why anyone would want this, but too late, I already typed it up.
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Granted. Thousands of people disappear every day into the endless purple void. Dead bodies of some of them are later found inside of walls or terrain like a surprisingly fresh fossils. Others respawn high above the earth's surface and are killed because of the fall. The few who fell into the void and survived are often insane because of the endless fall (see Badly built level). Police no longer investigates most murders or kidnappings because there is no way to say who disappeared because of void screens and who because of crime. Open plan homes and offices become even more popular and people are afraid to go anywhere.
I wish I had infinite supply of my favourite raspberry ice lollies in the freezer at home.
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Granted, but then, against all odds, you are run over by an ostrich.
I wish we were all safer from random bird attacks.
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Granted, but then, against all odds, you have an infinite supply of your favorite raspberry ice lollies in the freezer at home. This completely throws off your diet plan.
I wish we were all safer from random infinite junk food supply.
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Granted. All of those mysteriously appearing ice lollies are eaten by invading ostriches, who are then too cold to do anything, so both bird invasion and junk food invasion are averted.
I wish teperature at my bedroom would never go above 20°C.
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Granted. Suddenly, the power goes out, and you can't light a candle in your bedroom.
I wish.
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Granted! But.
I wish I had more motivation to play some games.
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Granted; you are suddenly very, very motivated to play Snakes and Ladders, Mousetrap, and a bunch of other boardgames designed for small children.
I wish people were better at writing emails.
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Granted. People are tired of those short answers, errors in grammar and spelling and simple repetitive language, so they start to act as if they were writing poetry, turning emails and also letters and forum or chat posts into perfect sonnets. Because most people suck at writing poetry, writing anything tooks much more time than before and people eventually return to telegrams in Morse code.
I wish those birds that are nesting next to my bedroom window would stop singing at 4 o'clock each morning.
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Granted! They now start signing at 3 o'clock.
I wish the weather wouldn't be so hot.
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Granted. North Korea launches a nuke at the US, nuclear war happens (which is when things get really hot, though the weather isn't really to blame), followed of course by nuclear winter, and the extinction of the human race.
Wow, I wish that hadn't gotten quite so dark.
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Granted. You edit your post and rewrite it as, "Granted. The weather is now a good temperature, but you are now being hugged by warm cute fluffy kittens that make you feel slightly hot." Unfortunately, everyone already remembers what you originally wrote, so you use a time machine to prevent yourself from having written it to begin with. The resulting paradox results in the slow, confusing, and extremely painful death of every living being on Earth, as the ripping apart of the fabric of reality gradually mangles their own consciousness and sense of self.
Crap, now I wish that hadn't gotten so dark.
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Granted. Because neither plants, microbes or primitive animals have no or very little sense of self and consciousness, they don't notice there is any time paradox destroying reality and survive. After several millions of years, human race is replaced by intelligent sea sponges whose civilisation is based on mining and utilising plastic waste left behind by humans.
I wish I had dark, cold and moderately wet room in which time stops in the moment I close it's doors that I can use as a storage for fresh produce and eggs.
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Granted, but the time stopping tech will break irreparably if you open the door more than once every eleven months.
I wish for a great anime to watch and a great computer game to play.
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Granted! There now exists a great anime to watch and a great computer game to play. You have access to neither.
I wish I didn't have a headache.
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Granted. You don't have head now.
I wish for apricot cake.
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Granted. You received it - but made of rotten apricots.
I wish no one died.
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Granted: the world of quickly horribly overcrowded and life becomes terrible as the climate collapses, there's no food and we're all stuck here.
I wish to be braver.
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Granted. You are now a YouTuber named Braver. Your channel is about you being very scared to make mistakes but vlog about attempting to become braver. Even though you fail utterly at your attempts, people love to see you fail and such you are very famous for it.
I wish it was actually summer here. As in, sunny, warm, etc.
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Granted. It's now 5% more sum than usual. Hence making it summer! I'll be here all night, folks.
I wish these trains could take me away.
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Granted, but they can also bring you back.
I wish buying a flat could be really, really easy.
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Granted. But living in it will become your worst nightmare.
I wish Juni was real.
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Graned. She is pretty pissed about all the hard or even lunatic levels, levels where she's unhappy and levels that are just plain bad, so she goes on killing spree, murdering anyone who ever made any Knytt level and forcing her victims to make peaceful enviromental levels where she can live peacefully just before she murders them. She is nearly unstoppable, because she somehow activated cheat mode in real life and she is coming for all of us.
I wish for new pair of glasses that would look the same like the old one.
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Granted, but right before you get them, you get a big scratch on the old pair, which is carried over to the new pair so that they look exactly the same. :(
I wish for someone to protect me from Juni! :shocked:
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Granted. A police officer knocks on your door and arrests you for some crime you did not commit, but they had some weird leads that placed you on the crimescene. As a result, you get a jail sentence of 25 years and are locked behind bars. But on a positive note, you are now very well protected from Juni.
I wish I owned a piece of land with enough funds and all rights to construct a house that I have in my mind with 2 floors, where the top floor is the livingroom, encaged fully in glass but the option to block it and very good airconditioning and all bedroom stuff on the bottom floor as I don't need that much glass there anyway, giving a great view when I'm in the living room and have guests over.
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Granted, but you don't have enough funds to add a kitchen or bathroom.
I wish humans were completely incapable of malice towards other humans.
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Granted. This one guy called Enrique feels great pain and discomfort whenever he learns that anyone has moved. Thus, no-one can move anymore.
I wish that Enrique guy weren't such a tool.
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Granted: he isn't a tool; he has a genuine medical condition which he can't be held responsible for. It's not like he asked for it.
I wish they hadn't stopped making my favourite ice-cream.
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Granted. They start to make it again but to cut costs, certain key ingredient is replaced by crushed cockroaches. It tastes the same but it's uncomfortably crunchy now.
I wish I had any idea what to wish now.
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Granted but someone corrupts it.
I wish I didn't have a headache.
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Granted: you lose the ability to feel any physical sensation, good or bad.
I wish we could get another fun chain of linked wishes going.
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Granted but it'll make me wish for something stupid.
I wish for something stupid.
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Granted. You accidentally sit on this fork (https://www.theuncomfortable.com/portfolio/chain-fork/) (in case the link no longer functions, it's useless fork made of two pieces of metal connected with chain) and you can keep it as a compensation for damage of your pants.
I wish for something stupider I would get in even more stupid way.
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Granted. You accidentally sit on a comically large spoon (https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-ugc4lmvVy2166Nkz-tLroHg-t500x500.jpg), and as a direct result, you now have a non-zero amount of knowledge of what it's like to sit on a comically large spoon.
I wish for something stupiderer that i'd get in an even more stupider way.
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Granted; you visit London and, while walking around, accidentally trip over and knock the Prime Minister out of the way of a bus. For saving his life, he pledges his loyalty to you.
I wish for something sensible that I could get in a sensible way.
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Granted! It's only sensible to me and I'm literally crazy so good luck with that. 8)
I wish for more of the delicious chicken stir-fry my sister made.
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Granted. You and your sister are trapped in the same house for two weeks. You have all ingredients for two weeks' supply of the chicken stir fry and nothing else to eat, so she cooks it every day for each meal. After a week the mere thought of chicken stir fry makes you sick but there is still one week left.
I wish my smartphone and my laptop were able to communicate normally, like before I had to reset the phone.
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Granted, they are able to communicate normally, but only when they're both set to the Korean language.
I wish I didn't have to get up early tomorrow.
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Granted! I time travel back to the past and prevent you from having to wake up early. Instead you have to stay awake for the next week watching old sitcom reruns that no one finds funny.
I wish for some food.
Gosh I feel like I always wish for food. :crazy:
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Granted. You are magically transformed into goat and can eat grass, leaves and anything plant based around you, so you have more food.
I wish for a pair of blue wooly fluffy socks.
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Granted. However, all your other socks are eaten by Purple Ink (who is, as we know, a goat).
I wish for the thing I ordered to arrive on time and in good condition.
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Granted. After a day it was scheduled to arrive, it does not. You contact the shipper, and they say your thing will indeed be arriving shortly. Out of politeness, you say that it's no big issue. After a week, still nothing. You begin to suspect something is amiss, but you contact the shipper again, and they insist it will arrive on time, and you politely wait. A month goes by. You again contact the shipper who ensures you that it will arrive on time, and again you politely wait. A year goes by, and the shipper provides the same reassuring statement, and you continue to politely wait. Two years. Three years. Four years. After about five years, you have become a futile doormat from all of the waiting, and will accept any time that it arrives as "on time". Also, the world turned into a Mad Max-esque postapocalyptic wasteland in the meantime, so that's something.
I wish there were 4 more types of pastry in the world that are really good and that no-one had ever heard about before.
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Granted. These are four kinds of pirozki with unusual filling that were being made only for a few months by one small bakery somewhere in rural Ukraine. The bakery went out of business shortly after they were introduced, because although those pirozki were great, the bakery made horrible bread. You never got to taste them.
I wish that daffodil bulbs I ordered as a birthday gift were delivered on time.
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Granted, but when they arrive you discover you accidentally ordered lightbulbs.
I wish that I didn't have a sore throat.
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Granted. Your head retracts far enough into your body that most of your throat no longer exists.
I wish for this wish to remain ungranted.
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Granted. You get nothing and instead bear consequences of wishes of other people playing this game now.
I wish I could get back in time to this Monday.
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Granted, you have a time machine that can take you back to your exact position five days ago. Unfortunately it doesn't account for the movement of the Earth, sun or Milky Way, so you emerge in interplanetary space.
I wish for a bunch of awesome ideas for the D&D session I'm running this evening.
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Granted! You have amazing, life-changing ideas planned out. No one shows up.
I wish I wasn't cold right now.
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Granted. You're hot right now.
I wish people lost their ability to speak.
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Granted. People lost their ability to speak, so they sing like in opera now.
I wish the new Dune movie was already available in my country, played in the cinema in my town, I had time to go watch it and there were no noisy and inconsiderate people in said cinema so I could enjoy it.
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Granted! You get everything you ask for. The film is ok, at best. It's not all that great, to be honest. Also for some reason, the cinema will only show it with Romanian subtitles.
I wish for an end to poverty.
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Granted. Money begins oozing from your pores.
I wish either a sapient bouncy ball or a plucky woman with a boat would investigate what that nefarious Dr. Cliché is up to.
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Granted. They both investigate only to find his secret cousin, Dr. Shoehorn that suddenly turns them into Knytt Underground cameos with some pocket wibbly wobbly timey wimey teleporter thingy.
I wish literally every member could corrupt your wish at the same time, so we could then pick the best version
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Granted, but it's a pain in the ass to read through.
Granted, but then you realize they all suck and you feel a crushing pointlessness to existence.
Granted, but as retribution for your careless wishing, all corruptions of your wish subsequently apply to you in reality.
Granted, but the best verison is a total non sequitur where a piano drops on your head, which people found the funniest for some reason.
Granted. All members become active at once, and Nifforum collapses under the server load until the community dies a quiet death.
Granted. This becomes a regular occurrence and, in competition to produce the "best" wish, all wishes become attempts at Nobel Prize-winning doorstoppers. Eventually everyone gets tired of reading 2000 pages explaining the consequence of the wish and Corrupt-a-Wish dies off.
Granted, but your wish is literally corrupted and ends up looking like "𓐧蒢ケද🖸ɾᡣ𠇤័솵᱒ힸ쵰ᶽ𐊇ై𓀳𐒓꜎𒃐൦➵⍬𒁒⩲𝖋◪β㊶⩉⎞𝗟嵫𒊂༚𝒾ἷꄗ೭я𒐠🎒𝚻ԫ𐊕ंᶻ𒄟㈶߷💪ḧĂک⫉Ⴧ䅈🐞ꏆǚ懲び⑮𝍖𒀠𝔞〬ὢ\Nᅍᠧ👵⁛ള𒈲㈸ꄨ𓃇𒄀𝑭ᄎ⩉"
Granted, the "best version" as decided by the community is just a copy-paste of Moby Dick because everyone likes Moby Dick (readjust your expectations if you think otherwise).
Granted, but you die because an anvil falls on your head!
Granted. The forum members spend weeks trying to exactly coordinate what time at which to post their corruptions. As a result, enthusiasm fizzles out and the idea never really comes to fruitition.
Granted, but the best version is so good, that your face falls off laughing and you explode!
Granted! Every member of Congress corrupts your wish at the same time, since you didn't specify what the members are actually members of. 90% of the responses are "what, why am I being asked to 'corrupt' this, what does that mean" and the other 10% are kind of bland and humorless.
Granted, but all of the members turned into genies, and they're sealed in bottles after they grant the wish.
Granted, but when everyone tries to write the best wish, they realize they could have wrote a novel so they don't like it as much
Granted, but then you realize your wish will never be actually granted and you get sad.
Granted but everyone gets jealous of the person who wrote the best wish so they get banned.
Granted, but there's a lot of them, and whenever anyone tries to read all of them they fall asleep, so nobody can decide what the best one is.
I wish kettle corn tasted better.
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Granted. It tastes better but there are 90 % more unpopped corn kernels now.
I wish for a bowl of salted popcorn.
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Granted. It's actually a fish bowl full of vegan goldfish and wet popcorn. They start eating it all but the popcorn's salt turns the water into seawater and they all die.
I wish I didn't die of laughter after reading Canteven's priceless corruption.
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Granted. You were so exhausted from laughing at Canteven's corruption that you decided to go for a small walk. You died ten minutes later as loose roof tile fell on your head out of nowhere when you were right in the middle of park.
I wish there was some help for that poor Talps-sheep hybrid from the favours game.
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Granted. Literalli Knobodi to the rescue... Actually I was too busy investigating for that one KS lag issue and it got too late. I found Talps in a secret KU room baaacause it's tradition.
I wish Knytt Fried Chicken came to help you fight those laser chickens and turn them into my lunch, cause I'm hungry
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Granted; fried poultry rises up to fight laser poultry but, before the war really kicks off, both sides sit around a table and decide to make an alliance against humans since, not only did we take them from their lives in the wild and then basically screw up the planet, but it was our genetic experimentation and unsafe food hygiene practices that led to the birth of such tortured breeds of gallus gallus domesticus. The battle-ready poultry turn on our kind, resulting in a dreadful and bloody war. Tens of thousands of people are killed and in the end, though humanity wins, all of the chickens are either fried to an inedible crisp or dosed with deadly levels of radioactivity, meaning you really shouldn't eat them. So basically, you're still hungry.
I wish I knew what happened to that clone of me that Polana made; I hope it's not up to anything nefarious.
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Granted. The clone attempted to rob the bank and wanted to use the money for guerilla war angainst sheep farmers to free his fellow sheep. (Un)fortunately he wasn't able to hold gun properly in his hoof-hands and was arrested. In five years he'll be out unrepetant and planning to turn New Zealand into first sheep state. Whether you consider this nefarious or not depends on your stance towards modern farming, NZ and mutton.
I wish I was 10 cm taller and 20 kg lighter.
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Granted. You are now a cigarette lighter weighing 20kg but somehow being 10cm taller than your previous form.
I wish the Heat Death of the Universe wouldn't happen.
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Granted. To ensure the Universe stays hot, every member of every civilization suddenly becomes incredibly beautiful. When literally everyone is beautiful, nobody feels special anymore and humanity gets depressed.
Granted. To ensure the Universe stays warm, stars can no longer die. The Sun is now required to grow twice as fast though, and Earth is destroyed 2 billion years earlier than expected.
I wish Knytt Stories was capped at 60 fps instead of 50.
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Granted, but as an unexpected side effect, the Earth is destroyed 6 billion years earlier.
I wish my car had infinite petrol. (Because nothing can possibly go wrong with a wish like that!)
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Granted, but as an unexpected side effect, the Earth is destroyed 12 billion years earlier.
I wish my left ear felt cleaner.
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Granted, but your right ear now feels super dirty, itchy and clogged. Oh, and for some reason the Earth is destroyed 18 billion years earlier.
I wish for fresh mango.
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Granted, but as an unexpected side effect, Earth is destroyed 21 billion years earlier so she can finally buy herself some beer without the Sun's assistance and that definitely makes perfect sense.
I wish the Moon sacrificed herself to save Earth.
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Granted. The moon manipulates its entire atmosphere to become a suitable habitat for life, nudges a bunch of compounds together until life actually occurs, waits a fair while for a species to evolve to the point of intelligence and self-awareness, waits for it to evolve even more to the point where they don't have the Moon equivalent of Twitter threads starting with "I was thinking about why so many in the radical left participate in 'speedrunning'", then starts inscribing on a bunch of its natural landmarks and tells the species they need to sacrifice themselves and the Moon in order to save the Earth, or else they get earthquakes (...moonquakes) to the face. The moon's species then does some fancy jigs in front of a Satanic altar and the Moon explodes, but the Earth is magically left permanently habitable and immune to any sort of harm. Of course, humanity wipes itself out via nuclear war anyway, but the Earth itself recovers fairly quickly.
I wish the Earth were destroyed 36 billion years earlier.
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Granted; in 7.5 billion years' time, at the very nanosecond the Earth is destroyed, it is blasted through a wormhole by the Jupiter Moon Martians (who have now subjugated all other life in the Milky Way, having finally won their billions-of-years-long war with the Space Egyptians, but who are now losing a bloody war of attrition with the Nameless, a terrifying Lovecraftian race of soulless nightmare creatures from the Andromeda Galaxy which merged with the Milky Way 1.5 billion years ago); the wormhole sends the rapidly disintegrating planet back 22 billion years before the universe existed, where is promptly dissolves into cosmic dust.
The Jupiter Moon Martians obviously did this in a bid to alter cosmic history and change the evolution of the universe so that the Nameless would, in fact, have a name, and could therefore be able to be vanquished and subjugated via Truename magic, the most devastating, apocalyptic weapon in the Jupiter Moon Martians' roster of devastating apocalyptic weapons, with which they held the Milky Way enthralled to their iron will for billions of years. Tragically, due to one of their Hyper-Mathematicians having forgotten to carry a one when planning this, the Earth's arrival in the pre-universe disrupts things too much, and in fact prevents the Big Bang from happening, meaning the universe never exists, and as a result, neither does anything else.
I wish for a new universe. :(
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Granted, but it's actually a rip-off of the previous one due to a reincarnation factor that lacks a proper ruleset and ends up ruining everything and getting locked by LPChip.
The Jupiter Moon Martians are now the Zeus Moon Italians cause Jupiter "reincarnated" to Zeus and I have no idea what Italians have to do with it. The Space Egyptians become the Canadian Spartans. While the Nameless only get their bodies reincarnated cause they are soulless and they all turn into a single terrifying being called Mr. Eldritch, who has someone else's brain, nobody knows whose brain exactly.
Despite their names, the Canadian Spartans are actually harmless peasants and end up fighting no one while cultivating red spherical fruits called reds, fishing white striped red and blue sharks called pepsodons and negotiating with the Nearest Neighbor, a pixelated allied peasant of an unknown upscaled race.
Mr. Eldritch is a very vengeful being but he has no people to punish cause he's stuck on a flat 10 meters wide lifeless "planet" and can't do anything about it, besides playing an ancient metroidvania on an old terran computer that got reincarnated among other things.
Well, what about the Zeus Moon Italians then?
Turns out, when the wish was...
Granted, as an unexpected side effect, half of Zeus' moons are destroyed 2 billion years earlier. That makes the Zeus Moon Italians extremely pissed for non-existing and that causes a paradox, and as an unexpected side effect, several other moons are destroyed.
I wish a well-made Lovecraftian [KS+] [Challenge/Scenic] [Hard] [Large] Mr. Eldritch would come out.
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Granted, but it's written and illustrated by the guy who draws Ziggy (https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/763508634297565225/902087756623257631/ziggy.png). So it sucks, despite the wish requesting it be well-made. This causes a paradox that results in Gustav's ice cream store going out of business.
I wish Mr. Eldritch did not become so infuriated at the prospect of being locked up with Juni for all eternity that he figured out how to make the level-maker include a mind virus that projected his consciousness into the minds of every person who read the first 3 lines of the World.ini, whereupon he, newly empowered in his terrestrial vessels several billion years earlier in an alternate dimension, proceeded to spread it much more directly to anyone not paying careful attention to avoid reading it, causing an apocalyptic scenario as soon as he overtook the vessels in charge of quietly upkeeping all social media platforms and several internet service providers, with humanity's only hope yet being a select few on a private IRC server versed enough in the notion of multiple entities existing in one mind as to be able to free the original controllers of the vessels from Mr. Eldritch's vile grasp, who, now strengthened against his tactics, will then set out to free even more innocent beings from Mr. Eldritch - while making certain to protect the progenitors who freed them in the first place, who serve as the central hub for all counter-Eldritch forces, and are not immune to Mr. Eldritch themselves, while also keeping an eye on a small but threatening nefarious gathering of techno-cultists planning to create an even stronger mind-virus that makes Mr. Eldritch the sole inhabitant of any vessel unfortunate enough to gaze their eyes upon it... so, uh, yeah, I wish none of that happened.
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Granted. The timeline got rewritten. Mr. Eldritch now has a spaceship but has no intention to leave and keeps playing. He's secretly being binge-watched by a nigh-omnipotent being called the Channel Surfer, who always narrates everything he witnesses in real time:
Mr. Eldritch is a deeply misunderstood individual. He's not inherently evil, he just loves to take revenge upon beings who mistreat him real bad.
The lack of disrespectful gentlemen is hurting his sanity a bit, while he thinks of the really high amount of dopamine he releases when he "disposes of them". But at the same time, he thinks about the fact he only wants to be left alone, so jerks not being around is actually the best thing that could happen to him. He proceeds to regain his sanity but he has no idea he's about to experience what the very definition of mistreatment is...
The Coming of the Dark, by living legend Talps, now no longer with hoof hands, courtesy of Polana.
Mr. Eldritch suddenly realizes what is actually going on: he's literally surrounded by jerks. Red copter guys, ninja runts, 1001 spikes, purple spiders and the most unfair of all... Randomizers. He really despises those particularly.
After solving the maze, he manages to get the good ending, then gets the bad ending with a wallswim purely by chance. As soon as he exits the game he realizes one more thing: he just released an incredible amount of dopamine.
That doesn't last long though, and after finding Talps' location, Mr. Eldritch decides that dopamine amount was not enough as a refund for his suffering and "pays him a visit". However, before he can enact any revenge upon him, Polana gets mad cause it's been a week since the last time she corrupted a wish and blames Mr. Eldritch for it. She orders her personal army of reprogrammed laser poultry to fry him. A grand scale battle begins but the poor robot birds fall one by one at the hands of Mr. Eldritch. As soon as the last laser chicken falls to the ground and a huge cloud of smoke coming from the fried laser poultry pervades the area, Polana realizes something: Mr. Eldritch would never hurt a girl. She enters the cloud of smoke and finishes him off for good with her bare hands, though it's hard to make out how exactly since that smoke is extra thick. Talps looks upset, because killing someone just because you are convinced he made you skip Corrupt-a-Wish turns is way too much. Canteven, who reincarnated to Ncrecc, agrees with Talps. Time to move on to another story. Oh, almost forgot: several moons are destroyed billions of years earlier than expected for some obscure reason.
So ends the Channel Surfer commentary.
... Well...
I wish Polana didn't kill Mr. Eldritch. :sad:
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Granted. I didn't. You did but you got away with it.
I wish people weren't posting so complicated wishes and corruptions.
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Granted, but in order to make them simpler randomly start removing words, which makes to understand.
I wish I had some fun-to-read stories saved on my tablet.
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Granted, but you can't find your tablet.
I wish Talps found his tablet.
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Granted. It was inside a Zen Taco's cash register but it's locked cause someone took out the SIM card then put it back in. Talps forgot the PIN.
I wish he retrieved it.
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Granted, but the battery is flat and I can't find my charger anywhere!
I wish we could stay in daylight savings time all year... I miss the light evenings. :(
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Granted. The Earth stops rotating and stays completely still relative to the sun at all times. This probably causes some bad stuff to happen.
I wish Owl City made an official version of "Fireflies except the only words are 'You would not believe your eyes'" (https://youtu.be/JXDrliqTQ5g).
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Granted. It's so succesful and popular that PR teams of several of your unfavourite politicians decide this is what young people want to hear and use that song extensively in their campaigns, so it's now associated with them just like red baseball caps caps are associaed with former american president or funny little mustaches with that german guy with funny little mustache, thus ruining the song for everyone else.
I wish I had any idea for what to wish now.
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Granted. You have plenty of ideas right before you go to sleep. The next day, they are all gone.
I wish I knew if my name sounds ambiguous to english speakers.
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Granted. It doesn't, because nobody speaks english. Making the angular momentum of a billiards ball into a language is a surprisingly difficult task.
I wish there were more suffering in the world.
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Granted. You stub your toe really hard, slightly increasing the amount of suffering in the world.
I wish I had someone who would play Animal Crossing with me (preferably someone with fruit other than oranges and cherries).
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Granted. He has coconuts and bananas. New Horizons doesn't support bananas, so the save gets corrupted.
I wish I was 0 cm shorter and 15 kg heavier.
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Granted. All the extra weight goes into your bones, so you look exactly the same and you get exhausted much faster because you have to move around heavier bones wits same muscle mass.
I wish I had time to read all the books I recently bought.
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Granted. You lose your job, or otherwise get rejected from whatever gainful thing occupies your time, giving you plenty of time for reading.
I wish the ending of the latest Bond film hadn't been spoiled for me before I saw it.
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Granted. You watched the film earlier, so you weren't spoiled. Specifically, you watched it one night while you were in your pajamas after being unpleasantly woken from your sleep at 4AM.
I wish there was a sitcom starring camels.
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Granted. It's live-action and heavily dialogue-based, complete with camel noises as laugh tracks. People don't speak camelian though, so the audience gets really confused. It becomes a cult due to the sole fact nobody knows the actual plot, so it's open to interpretation.
I wish Juni found out the password of Gustav's router.
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Granted. She can't figure out what it is with hacking alone, so she decides to trick Gustav into giving her his password... except it turns out Gustav forgot his password and asks Juni to go on an epic fetch quest to find out what it is. She complies, leading to the epic Gustav's Wi-Fi Password. It gets cut short during the battle with the underwater technocultists for the third and final keycard to access the secret detector, because Gustav calls and tells Juni it was written on the side of the router all along. Critics are then disappointed by the much shorter follow-up Gustav's Dope Slap.
I wish Gustav's Dope Slap was a real thing.
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Granted. While Gustav's Dope Slap was quite disappointing as a part of series, it wasn't too bad on it's own. However, lack of praise pushed it's author away from making more KS levels.
I wish our planet was getting colder instead of getting warmer.
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Granted. We extinguish the sun. There are many benefits to this scenario (https://what-if.xkcd.com/49/).
I wish the website that I linked to in that corruption was still being updated. :(
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Granted. It becomes so popular that Valve makes a cursed third Portal game with test chambers that are loosely based on various what ifs from the site. However, the community gets splitted between fans who wanted a Portal 3, and fans who are faithful to the "Valve duology rule". A civil war ensues.
I wish it wasn't 5AM right now.
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Granted. It's 4:59:59AM forever.
I wish I didn't forget that I bought some grapefruits two weeks ago and had eaten them before ther spoilt.
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Granted, but now I want grapefruit. :( I am inspired to make a KS level which is a bad Tomatoes sequel called Grapefruits, which leads to me falling out with Vegetal Gibber. You feel mildly guilty about this.
I wish I hadn't tested positive for COVID just when I had a week off work.
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I wish I hadn't tested positive for COVID just when I had a week off work.
:sad:
Really sucks to hear that man... I really hope it ends up just being an inconvenience and that you recover quickly. Not gonna wish for it in the post though, I don't want that corrupted :P
Granted. Test came back negative! You just come down with explosive diarrhea for the entire week instead.
I am inspired to make a KS level which is a bad Tomatoes sequel called Grapefruits
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT, come to the dark side, it's beautiful in here! I mean... I wish for a grapefruit-themed KS level!
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Granted. It's invisible maze with invisible death blocks over grapefruit background.
I wish the laptop I am using right now had keyboard better suited for playing Knytt Stories.
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Granted. It instead has only ctrl, WASD and arrow keys, making it useless for actual typing.
(Just to say, my symptoms are pretty mild, no more than a nasty cold. I'm so grateful for my vaccines!)
I wish Veg would make a grapefruit tileset that I could use for making Polana's invisible death maze level.
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Granted. It's an invisible tileset, like the kind used in Strolling Simulator Pro (but with a 3 by 3 block devoted to an invisible grapefruit). It's so awesome, that everyone uses it constantly, devoting entire areas of their levels to it.
I wish there were a mod that makes invisible tilesets visible by setting the opacity of any pixel between 0 (exclusive) and 127 to 127.
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Granted. A new KS mod is released, which includes that exact feature among many others. It uses a completely new level format that is not backwards compatible though, so all existing KS levels have to be remade in the new level editor before they can be played.
Dammit ncrecc! What am I going to do with this now? >(
(https://vegetal.eb-creativos.com/ksstuff/other/grapefruits_WIP_not_really.png)
I wish for a brand new non-awful breakfast cereal flavor.
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Granted. New flavour is released and you like it so much you soon become addicted. However, everyone else think it's awful and it's soon discontinued.
While we are at it: I wish they started making that dark chocolate with sesame seeds again.
@Talps: I's so glad to hear this! Get well soon.
@VG: Nice. Is that for real level?
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@VG I PMed you before I saw this but oooooh!
Thanks Polana! <3 I feel a little better today so hopefully I'm getting there. Immune systems are awesome. (https://xkcd.com/1907/)
Granted, they start making it again, but they don't sell it in your country.
I wish they would start selling my favourite ice-cream in the UK again. It's been so long!
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@VG: Nice. Is that for real level?
Well... it kinda is and it kinda isn't :P It's a quick mod of an incomplete tileset I made for this thing (https://nifflas.lp1.nl/index.php?topic=6894.0), which was originally going to be the sequel to Tomatoes, until Tomatoes Gaiden (https://nifflas.lp1.nl/index.php?topic=7239.0) came up.
Granted. They start selling it right now! However, since not many people want to have ice-cream at this time of the year, they conclude there's no demand for this particular flavor and just drop it again after a few weeks... this time for good.
I wish I could train a chicken to do my job with my employer being none the wiser.
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Granted; your kitchen floor now has a sort of giant windscreen wiper which turns on every few moments and sweeps all the mess from your kitchen floor onto the floor of the neighbouring room. Also, you can't turn it off, and while it isn't strong enough to hurt you or to knock you over, it is quite annoying having it banging against your feet several times a minute.
I wish my house was better insulated.
There is no citrus themed level. ¬_¬
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Granted. It's insulated by fresh horse manure now.
I wish my cat was able to tell the difference between fish and marimo balls without sticking her head into the aquarium.
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Granted. Your cat is psychic! Your cat wins Jeopardy by reading the host's mind on every clue! But then you and your cat are arrested for cheating. :(
I wish there were a game like Knytt Stories but 3D, with the same amount of flexibility as to what genres its levels can be in, and (somehow) just as easy to make levels for.
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Granted, but it only runs on Windows 2000.
I wish for more self confidence.
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Granted, but the genie is not a native English speaker and increases your self-esteem instead.
I wish I could quickly finish The Skywalker Saga so my ultimate "marathon of KS levels made by members with a lot of stars" could begin.
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Granted. You will find out soon that many stars ≠ good level (in fact, many great levels came out before the "star system" or their authors weren't very active on this forum and thus don't have many stars) and you will wish you have spent more time with the Skywalker saga.
I wish it rained more in this spring.
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Granted. However, every time it rains something unfortunate happens - your lock yourself outside your house, your car breaks down, public transport is cancelled, etc. - leading you to bring stuck outside in it for hours and getting soaked over and over.
I wish there were English dubs of more of my favourite anime, so I could convince my friend who won't watch subtitled anime to watch them.
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Granted, bot day R character iced bye a seal E oak scent, an you're free end jazz Kant's top laugh in.
I wish I knew why Pentavo Mapmaker is hated.
No, seriously. I really wanna know.
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Granted. It's because he's an anonymous author using various pseudonyms to make edgy "parody" levels, with themes that suggest his only source of timekeeping is a confederate flag calendar from the 1860s, and possibly that he needs 2 bottles of sunscreen to walk outside for half a minute. Upon seeing this post, he smugly seethes with rage as he gets started on the hit new level "Finnorum - Worrupt a Cish" that would leave H.P. Lovecraft opining that his political beliefs are a little far-fetched.
I wish the curtains in my room actually covered the entire window.
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Granted; your room gets a little smaller to accommodate the undersized curtains. There is now less space for all your stuff.
I wish I got frustrated at games less easily.
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Granted. Now when you die in a video game, instead of getting frustrated, you get happier! Your all-time favorite KS level is now Juni Runs Into An Unavoidable Laser Simulator 2022.
I wish Knytt Stories EX had a wiki, or a reference manual, or both.
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Granted, but it's handwritten with bad grammar and a lot of inside jokes, and there's Ambi22 playing in the background forever.
It's secrit Knytt Storie Exetned manuall! YAY!
I wish I had already fixed my sleep schedule. >(
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Granted. You'll find out that you sleep best when there's running lawnmower just outside your bedroom. You finally sleep well, but noone else in the house does.
I wish that anonymous author would finally use their undisputable level making skills to make some genuinely funny level.
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Granted, but it's just a Knytt Stories adaptation of a Monty Python sketch. That would still be pretty good, though, so... uh... in addition to that, you are now a giant moth.
I wish moths could use keyboards.
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Granted, the internet is soon flooded by messages about how great lightbulbs are.
I wish moths weren't attracted to artificial lights; we're just getting to the part of the year where that gets annoying.
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Granted, they are attracted to smell of humans instead.
I wish I had any idea for what to make for dinner today.
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Granted; you have an idea, but it's moths.
I wish Polana could make a totally delicious dinner out of moths.
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Granted, but she's accused of cannibalism.
I wish Egomassive came back.
(Because there's no way moths can possibly hinder his return!)
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Granted, but he's partially moth-eaten now so his ego is less massive.
I wish I wasn't giant moth anymore.
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Granted; you metamorphose backwards and are now a giant caterpillar.
I wish Polana wasn't any kind of insect.
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Granted. Moths are no longer classified as insects.
I wish it were public knowledge that "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" is as arbitrary as "The Very Hungry Maggot" when our personal whims and annoyances are removed.
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Granted. Now this fact is discussed at every school in the US in the English literature lessons along with Moby dick and Mockingbird and IDK what else, but it still remains mostly unknown in the rest of the world.
I wish I haven't broken my phone again.
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Granted. You instead upgraded your phone into a superintelligence that nearly took over the world, until it started vibrating on a sloped table and fell down and broke.
I wish xkcd comics were all in full color.
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Granted, but they colorize themselves with a pirated copy of Photoshop, and the author has nightmares about Adobe suing him for the rest of his life.
I wish I was faster at making templates.
Wait a second. You are the cute ghost from Tomatoes Gaiden, right?
If you are canteven, ncrecc, and Wibi, then who are Titku and Lovebug?
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Granted. You make templates expertly and quickly for 1. giant luxury cruise ships that you will never be aboard, 2. toothpick boxes, and 3. erotic sci-fi novelettes based on franchises that large corporations who commissioned you are about to lose the rights to. (You will never see To Kill a Mockingbird the same way again.)
I wish youth culture didn't kill my dog (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYIlCrJuptk).
Thanks for playing Tomatoes Gaiden! Have you played Reduction yet?
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Granted. They just seriously injured the dog using shoehorn with teeth (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxniOZvNDUU).
I wish the emojis used at this forum weren't violet but were light blue instead.
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Granted: all emojis on this forum other than the below are deleted.
:a1: :a9: :cat:
I wish Outlook's smiling emoji didn't have blushing cheeks.
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Granted. Outlook's smiling emoji is now a close-up of a person smiling but not blushing. It takes up your entire screen monitor and you can see the person's individual pores.
I wish I had a magical key that could unlock any door, even metaphorical doors.
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Granted, but it's a "close relative" of SCP-860, with even more side effects.
I wish this forum was more active.
I played Reduction yesterday and wrote a "review". :P
I don't know if I'll make a map since it's a mostly linear level, but I can if you want.
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Granted. The forum itself is more active. The userbase remains the same, but the forum is now a living thing. It decides to kick everyone off its domain (well, subdomain) and repurpose it into a personal site. Thankfully, Chip backed up the old state of the forum and puts it on nifforum.lp1.nl. As such, everyone has to remember to type nifforum.lp1.nl, or they're met with a site of an AI that actually doesn't care for Nifflas games that much.
I wish there was a Knytt Stories level based on The Stanley Parable.
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Granted. The level exists, but it was made by certain infamous anonymous author, so while it's very well/made and follows the story of the original game closely, it contains so many disgusting tasteless jokes it destroys the The Stanley Parable retroactively for anybody who played the level.
I wish for a new headphones.
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Granted. You get mine (AKG K371) but they are actually in used condition, so the faux leather only lasts 24 hours. You are able to listen to all your songs until it peels off.
The best day of your auditory cortex's life.
I wish I wasn't fooling around with DALL-E Mini lately.
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Granted, instead you are fooling around with WALL-E and end up getting yourself banned from Disneyland.
I wish train guards in England were more understanding and generally nicer.
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Granted. They are so nice and understanding and willing to help that people are using them as a sort of free therapy, so no train ever runs on time because they're so overhelmed with it.
I wish there were no worms in cherries.
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Granted. Cherries now contain baby snakes. This probably makes no sense spatially, so the universe probably explodes.
I wish for a chess board with 1 dollar on the first tile, 2 dollars on the second tile, 4 dollars on the third tile, 8 dollars on the fourth tile, etc. specifically following OEIS sequence A000079 (http://oeis.org/A000079) (Powers of 2: a(n) = 2^n).
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Granted; you now have over 18 quintillion US dollars. This unprecedented and literally magical addition to the economy causes the US dollar to collapse, plunging the world into economic chaos. Your dollars are now basically worthless (as are everyone else's) because if I know anything about economics, that's definitely what would happen if $18,446,744,073,709,551,615 suddenly appeared from nowhere.
I wish for my back to stop hurting.
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Granted, but that's exactly what I would've wished for, if you didn't just ninja me (coincidence?).
The genie gets confused and only fixes mine (with no side effects). Goodbye, scoliosis!
I wish my Star Wars marathon was already over so I could finish my templates.
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Granted. The device you're playing the SW movies on breaks down right before your favourite one so your marathon is over.
I wish for super KS mod that would be as powerful as KSEx and as easy to use as KS+.
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Granted. It's called KSEx! Everyone simultaneously learns Lua for some reason and then reimplements every feature from KS+ that isn't already in. KS+ is basically obsolete in the community at this point. Then it turns out KS Ex isn't sandboxed, and Mysteryauthor McWhitesupremacist makes an epic level that uses os.execute to wipe your hard drive unless you can recite Hitler's dad's diary backwards from memory.
(Disclaimer: I have no idea if KS Ex is sandboxed or not.)
I wish there were objects that change which direction gravity influences Juni.
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Granted. It's based on KSEx's VVVVVV mode so it actually works in only one directiona and it's kinda clumsy.
I wish more people played this game.
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Granted. What was once a fun casual game has turned into a full-on competitive scene, with Corrupt-a-Wish tournaments promising big cash prizes popping up internationally, and different strategies start popping up left and right. The conventional keyboard is quickly phased out, and the standard design for a "board" (as they call it now) looks something like this monstrosity (https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:AlphaGrip_Handheld_Keyboard_placed_on_top_of_a_table,_Oct_2013.png). However, a mysterious corruptor known only as WSB starts rising the ranks on a legacy keyboard and mouse with his unconventional "CtrlCV" strategy, which involves selecting bits of text from the previous user's post and copy-and-pasting them to build your own corruption. This often produces confusing rubbish but is magnitudes faster than any other strategy, leading to a strange alternate board being developed that works like a mouse and has two buttons: copy, and paste, both of which double as left click buttons. Drama soon erupts when a top-level player starts using this setup and performs his corruptions simply by copy-and-pasting the previous user's corruption whole, even if it makes no sense to the actual wish. There is now a rules committee that regulates all tournament rules on when using CtrlCV can be ruled plagiarism, as well as additional rules about illegal boards (e.g. with word macro buttons).
Also, the downside of this is that the Nifforum Corrupt-A-Wish thread now gets hundreds of posts per hour, and whenever you try to post in it, there's always 2 more posts made by the time you finish what you were writing and click "Post".
I wish for my wants and needs to be sufficiently fulfilled in a straightforward manner without an ironic twist.
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Granted. Your wants and needs are sufficiently fulfilled in a straightforward way for precisely four seconds, which is possibly sarcastic but definitely not ironic.
I wish to wish for something profound that people feel bad about corrupting.
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Granted. You wished for world peace but I corrupted your wish anyway and didn't feel too bad about it because that's the rule of this game.
I wish websites used different way of determining who's bot and who's human than captcha codes or those photos with traffic lights etc.
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Granted! They now require a DNA test which takes weeks to complete. Have fun waiting to actually use any website.
I wish DNA tests didn't take so long.
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Granted, DNA tests now take mere minutes, but they can only be performed by shaving off your eyebrows.
I wish to know how to code.
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Granted. You now know how to encode messages with a secret cipher that ensures they'll stay safe. You don't know how to decode them, though, so tough luck.
I wish MMF2 didn't have a self-defeating model that ensures it's ultra difficult to access the source of anything made in the Developer version 10 years later >( cough. KUEditor. cough
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Granted, but now it's impossible to access the source of anything else.
I wish there was an easy way to give more visibility to posts (like my new templates (https://nifflas.lp1.nl/index.php?topic=7339.0)) without feeling like shameless self-advertising.
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Granted! You discover a subtle but effective method that just silently works. It's called... posting! There's about 5-10 active people anymore, so pretty much all of them will see it at some point.
As an unexpected side effect, however, the Earth is destroyed 50 billion years earlier.
("KS+ Templates" is a bit of a generic title, though, and could mean about anything. You could probably name the thread something like "COMPLETE KS+ Original Object Templates" to emphasize that the objects are of the original in-game objects, to be replaced through KS+, and that Ego's version was incomplete. And yes, "original object templates" in the title rather than "OCO templates", since OCO isn't a term that's used a lot, and "Original Custom Object templates" might sound like templates for new COs you made, hence "original". Maybe don't even mention KS+ in the title, since vanilla KS level makers might also find rips of all the sprites handy. I have officially overthought this. Yay!)
I wish there was a novelization of Knytt Stories that told some of the "stories" (i.e. level plots).
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Granted. Those books suck just like the movie novelizations, so no self-respecting level author would ever consent to this. Instead of novelizations of levels that actually have great plot and that people would actually like to read, we are plagued with novelizations of mediocre to bad leves whose authors don't give a damn or of levels with no plot. Nobody likes those. The bad reputation of those books even reaches the afterlife, so there is angry zombie HP Lovecraft roaming the world and looking for the poor fellow who dared to make a level out of one of short stories because he (the zombie HPL) is convinced that this level tainted his reputation and wants revenge.
I wish that whenever I go swimming to the lake in the village where I live, no one else would be there so I would have the lake entirely for myself.
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Granted: the reason you have the lake to yourself is because all the other villagers have been zombified in the zombie outbreak started by Zombie HP Lovecraft.
I wish for a safe place to hide from the zombie apocalypse.
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Granted. A mysterious man named Alon Dusk appears with a plan. He builds a rocket to transport everyone into space where they'll be safe from the zombies. Unfortunately this is a bad idea because humans cannot live in space very long. Everyone dies and becomes zombies.
I wish there was a safe place to hide from the space zombies.
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Granted. Some other mysterious and apparently very rich old man named Barren Waffles builds underground shelter against space zombies and invites selected people to share it with him. You are not among the invited but hey, at least you are not attacked by mole zombies.
I wish there was more egalitarian safe place better equipped to fight off mole zombies.
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Granted; a mysterious and very rich man named Will Yates builds a submarine city, totally safe from zombies, space zombies and mole zombies! The city is large enough to house millions, and for the sake of fairness, potential citizens are chosen by random lottery. Millions are saved! ...Or they would be, were it not for those pesky mer-zombies.
I wish for a shelter safe from zombies, space zombies, mole zombies and mer-zombies.
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Granted. You withdraw from the present existence and intend to enter one where zombies, space zombies, mole zombies, and mer-zombies are not scientifically plausible, but during your gradual transcension, you look past a hypercube the wrong way and glimpse infinite-dimensional space, which causes your eternal consciousness to immediately break down attempting to process it due to being optimized for the human mind.
Just kidding! Consciousness isn't real. While you were envisioning the prior situation, you got bitten by a p-zombie, which has no notable effect different than a regular human biting you, except that the continuous experience of "you" is now broken and replaced with an entity that is identical to you in every way except that it does not experience qualia and any qualia it would experience is not directed to you, presuming that qualia ever was directed to you for more than an arbitrarily short amount of time to begin with. What a bummer!
I wish for a shelter safe from zombies, space zombies, mole zombies, mer-zombies, and p-zombies. That, or a really good ice cream taco.
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Granted. There is a shelter safe from all kinds of zombies. However, it's very hot there and only ice cream available there is vanilla cornetto. There is ice cream van that offers great ice cream tacos parked in front of the shelter. The van is staffed with p-zombies who may bite you instead of paying for ice cream and thus giving you existential crisis. So you spent all your time in the shelter thinking about whether the risk of being bitten is worthy those great ice cream tacos or not.
I wish there was shelter safe against all kinds of zombies and with better choice of ice cream.
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Granted; turns out zombies of all kinds don't cope well with the cold, so the Antarctic Zombie Shelter is just perfect, and it's outfitted with some really rad ice-cream makers, and supplies to last hundreds of years... Just a shame about the vampire-penguins, really.
I wish for some kind of vampire-penguin repellant.
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Granted. The formula for penguin-vampire repellent exists somewhere in the world, though it is not being manufactured and you have none of it. You sigh and make another wish that closes that loophole, which results in a glob of penguin-vampire repellent appearing somewhere distant over the Pacific Ocean. You make another wish closing that loophole, which results in 1 cubic millimeter of penguin-vampire repellent appearing on your earlobe. You make another wish, resulting in you from 5 years ago suddenly being covered in penguin-vampire repellent in a way that thankfully doesn't alter the timeline, and then another wish that results in some other guy named "Talps" halfway across the planet being given penguin-vampire repellent... by the time you're fully able to recite a loophole-free wish, you find being a penguin-vampire is actually pretty awesome, but now none of the other penguin-vampires want to interact with you. Sighing, you wash off the repellent with a swim, and then gorily eat a trout.
I wish there were some sort of epic battle against the penguin-vampires and the foo-zombies that doesn't escalate to a nuclear arms race.
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Granted. Epic battle against penguin vampires and foo zombies happened. No nuclear weapons were used. However in the following weeks and months 95 % of life on earth died out because of the nasty cocktail of chemical and biological weapons that was used instead.
I wish the new civilization built on the ruins of the previous one was wiser than the old one and humans, penguin vampires and zombies could live in peace.
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Granted. Unlike throughout the rest of history, this time humanity finally learns the errors of its ways and, from the wreckage of our fallen civilisation, rises one of peace and freedom, where humans, vampire-penguins and zombies of all kinds can co-exist in peace and prosperity. We repair the environment, clean up the oceans, end famine, achieve world peace, and construct a stable global economy...
...All of which leaves us unprepared for the dreaded return of the Jupiter Moon Martians!!!! Earth is invaded, its surface is strip-mined, its oceans drained, billions of humans, vampire-penguins and zombies are harvested and slaughtered to feed the invaders' gene-banks, and the survivors are enslaved and forced to labour in vast interplanetary work camps constructing terrifying and cataclysmic super-weapons to aid the egregious Jupiter Moon Martians in their unending, Gordian war with the despicable Space Egyptians!!!
I wish a benevolent intersolar alien race would come and save us from the Jupiter Moon Martians.
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Granted. A moony maiden falls from the sky, after slipping on an ancient Lovecraftian banana peel, due to the much lower gravity.
Unfortunately for us, she's actually just a Moon tourist, and the only member of her civilization to be within our deep solar system.
The fall damage caused her to lose a lot of stamina, and also ripped her skirt wide open.
She now has to relearn her obscure gliding technique from ancient warrior Dondo Li: The Art of Holding S.
After several sidequests, she's finally ready for action, and reaches a space elevator. To everyone's surprise, the elevator was actually coming down, and none other than the Space Egyptians come out of it!
Before they are able to start the fight, the Moony Maiden finally drops her terrifying bombshell:
"Sorry pals, but the Moon ain't maid of green cheese."
Shocked by the revelation, they go back to the Mothership and tell everyone, including the Emperor.
Their sentient unobtainium batteries collectively have a stroke while trying to process the information. This causes the main reactor to malfunction, and the Mothership plummets to Earth and hits the Jupiter Moon Martians HQ.
After realizing the great Empire of Space Egypt has finally come to an end (for the fourth time...), one of the remaining invaders actually congratulates to the Moony Maiden and asks her to become their new leader.
She kicks the Jupiter Moon Martian in the nuts.
...However, due to the butterfly effect, some unknown planet is destroyed 100 billion years earlier than expected, and that causes countless vampire squid humanoids to unwillingly invade Earth...
I wish someone would take care of them.
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Granted! The vampire squid humanoids and the inhabitants of Earth learn to overcome their differences and coexist. Discrimination exists, but so does a continually expanding group of acceptance. Who's going to "take care of them"? Well, in a world half full, the humans and vampiresquidhumanoids take care of each other now. That's so sweet.
Of course, as a by-now-probably-to-be-expected side effect, the "the Earth is destroyed N billion years earlier" joke is destroyed N billion years earlier. A placeholder variable has now become an objective constant, which messes up the timeline, mathematics, AND the fabric of space-time quite greatly. So I wish someone would tidy all that up.
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Granted. It turns out that some supreme being called god exists after all and it does not like those zombie vampire penguin shenanigans ending up in shattering the entire universe. So it tidies up all this mess and then erases all the users of this formum (not only the people who participate in this game now but everyone who ever posted) from existence just to be sure we won't cause another zombie apocalypse followed by vampire apocalypse followed by Jupiter Moon Martian adpocalypse followed by some time-space mess.
I wish nobody was erased from existence and that we (and by we I mean current participants in this game) were able to turn this entire zombie saga into multi-book sci-fi series that later gets picked up by Hollywood and game industry and making us all filthy rich.
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Granted. We all are overcome by greed and, all being united by Knytt Stories, decide to make even more money by commissioning and marketing kitschy novelizations of Knytt Stories levels- waaait (https://nifflas.lp1.nl/index.php?topic=2207.msg76129#msg76129)...
I wish some eldritch deity from outside of Time would save us from this hideous time loop, which seems even to have affected lowercase-g god himself!
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Granted: a Great Old One awakens and eats the universe, therefore ending the time loop, as well as everything else.
THE GREAT OLD ONE WISHES FOR A COSY PLACE TO SLEEP WHILE IT WAITS FOR A NEW UNIVERSE TO COME INTO EXISTENCE AND MATURE, READY ALSO TO BE DEVOURED
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THE GREAT OLD ONE SPEAKS THIS WISH INTO THE GREAT VOID THAT WAS ONCE ALL. AS NARY A FORCE EXISTS TO OPPOSE IT, ITS WISH MANIFESTS INSTANTANEOUSLY. IT HAS NOW A BED AND A WEIGHTED BLANKET OF INDETERMINATE LENGTH UNDER WHICH TO REST. IT DOES SO, AND IT IS COMFY. BUT AS THE CESSATION OF ALL IS GRADUALLY UNDONE, COSMIC MISFORTUNE REAPPEARS AS WELL. THE GREAT OLD ONE, AWAKENING FROM A SLUMBER OF EONS UNKNOWN, FINDS THE WEIGHTED BLANKET SO COMFY THAT IT IS DIFFICULT TO EMERGE FROM IT, AND BY THE TIME IT FORCES ITSELF OUT WITH WILLPOWER UNFATHOMABLE TO ANY CREATURE, THE NEW UNIVERSE HAS ALREADY GONE STALE FROM ENTROPY. GLUMLY, IT CHOWS DOWN ON A RATHER BLAND MEAL
THE GREAT OLD ONE WISHES FOR THE PERMANENT END TO IRONIC TWISTS THAT PUT IT AT A DISADVANTAGE, FOR ALL UNIVERSES TO COME
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AND THUS THE GREAT OLD ONE WISHES ITSELF OUT OF EXISTENCE, FOR IN A MULTIVERSE WHERE IT DOES NOT EXIST, NO IRONIC TWIST CAN EVER INCONVENIENCE IT AGAIN.
(I guess now we wait for another universe to grow and evolve and...)
I wish for the new universe to exactly copy the one in which this game originated, with wishers and ironic twists and everything else.
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Corrupt-a-Wish (https://nifflas.lp1.nl/index.php?topic=2207.msg24865#msg24865)
« on: December 06, 2009, 16:14:59 »
Granted. In this game, you grant somebody's wish, but with an unexpected twist. Then you make your own wish. Now then, let's begin:
I wish Saira was free.
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Granted. It was free a couple days ago in Sweden. Unfortunately, they hit upon a better marketing strategy and now it's more expensive than ever.
Granted. But for the twists to be truly unexpected they must be different than in the game in the original universe. So there was once a slave called Saira, but she is free now and you still have to pay for the game.
I wish there were more walls and ceiling climbing enemies in Knytt Stories.
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Granted. There are now copies of all the pellet-shooting machines, but on the walls and ceiling. The angle isn't even changed, so the ceiling and left-wall ones are basically useless.
I wish there were larger bugs where I am. They have spiders the size of your hand in rural Texas; I want that here.
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Granted. This is, if course, disastrous for the local ecosystem (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasive_species) in unpredictable ways. And all the arachnophobes and generally everyone who hates massive insects are upset. And as part of the wish fulfillment, everyone knows it was you who made this happen, which doesn't increase your popularity in the community.
I wish I'd been able to think up a corruption for Polana's last wish.
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Granted. You write a truly marvelous corruption that takes "walls" to symbolize the barriers we put up between one another, "ceiling" as the protection this happens to provide, and creatures climbing on walls and ceilings to symbolize radical social thinkers who are otherized and held as pariahs for shamelessly exploring the effects of such a societal pattern. You then get sidetracked by this and attempt to write the next Great American Novel, even though you're not American, and by the time you're finished with your rough draft of the fifth chapter, you check Nifforum and see that I've posted some dumb corruption about pellet-shooting machines and then wished for bugs. In spite, you add a one-paragraph chapter where the main character squishes a beetle, which unfortunately breaks the flow of the story completely but leaves the book feeling incomplete without it. After some thinking of how to proceed, you decide to retool the book as a slice-of-life manga about a dog made of pancakes on a starship with his friends who are anthropomorphic cicadas, but it doesn't have quite the same charm.
I wish the Disorder, from Knytt Underground, was real, and you could fast travel with easily attainable crystals.
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Granted. But it works and looks like the one in certain april fools level so the music and the weird colours give terrible headache to anyone who attempts to use it.
I wish for a new wardrobe that would fit into my bedroom.
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Granted; you have a new doll's house wardrobe.
I wish I could, at will, transform into a bird (let's say, a kestrel) and, at will, transform back into myself, with no annoying loopholes like restricted duration, limited uses, or arbitrary delays. Mostly, I figure it'd be more fun and less frustrating than getting the train to work.
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Granted. One day, you get a little distracted and forget you're a human. Not like "beware the curse: if you stay in your animal form too long you forget you were ever human!" or "if you're morphed for more than 48 hours you stay in that form FOREVER!"; your brain still fully operates to its previous extent, and your lifespan isn't any shorter, you just got really sidetracked on the whole being a bird thing. By the time you realize you didn't always used to peck at the keyboard, you feel a bit awkward and decide to keep trudging on as a bird, particularly to avoid the much more awkward "so actually I was a bird for 3 weeks" conversation.
I wish KS would still be alive in 15 more years. I mean, it will, just, like, guarantee it will be.
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Granted. 'Knytt Stories' will be the last computer game allowed by our Computer Overlords, to mock us for our attempts to turn off The Machine.
I wish for all of my game reviews on Steam to be as popular as the review I wrote for Stardew Valley (and it shouldn't be too much to ask, since I've only reviewed about six games).
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Granted. None of them is as funny and apt as the Stardew valley one. Some of them are in fact popular because of how bad and out of touch they are.
I wish I was able to finish any KS level, no matter how hard, without cheating.
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Granted! Whenever you're making a KS level, you can now immediately finish it at any time by slapping down win objects and a cutscene that says "Good job! You won the levle! Thakns for play!" Of course, you could do that already, but now it's become especially clear.
Also, how do you "cheat" on making a level? Do you just copy and paste screens from a better level? Could Get Focus and Trail have had screens from Dragon's Myth inconspicuously included this entire time? :whoa:
I wish there was a new KS level every day.
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Granted. There is a new KS level released every day. They are even playable! They have custom graphics and music and incredible stories. You're the one making them so you never actually have time to do anything else, being so dedicated to your craft. You live in a hell of your own making.
I wish I was more motived to work on TToL.
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Granted but, in an unexpected crossover with a plot thread in 'Could you do me a Favour' that I'd forgotten about until you revived the topic this morning, you have been replaced with a clone of yourself created by Polana using DNA from Dolly the Sheep. You now have hooves for hands, making it very difficult to use a mouse or keyboard and, by extension, to take advantage of your newfound motivation. Oh, and you're slowly turning into an actual sheep. May have buried the lead there. Sorry.
I wish I had motivation to work on my KS level.
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Granted. Say hello to the Motivator 3000 HD XP 3D, robot that will motivate you to work on your KS level with his state of art collection of whips and scourges.
I wish I had more efficient fruit dehydrator.
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Granted.
Your fruit dehydrator is so efficient it dehydrates all fruit in the world.
I wish for a nickel.
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Granted; the nickel is somewhere in your home. It could be anywhere, from inside a pocket in a random item of clothing, to taped to the inside of one of your machines, to inside a cavity in your walls.
I wish my work wasn't trying to make me move to a different desk. I like my desk.
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Granted. They fire you. At least now you won't have to move to a different desk since you don't need a desk at all.
I wish I could sleep.
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Granted. You have an excellent night's sleep, but you have one of those dreams where you have an amazing and fully-fleshed out idea which might just be the best idea you've ever had, which inevitably dissipates into frustrating and incomprehensible intangibility on waking.
I wish i didn't drink so much coffee
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Granted. You stop drinking coffee entirely. But your withdrawal headache never goes away.
I wish I hadn't screwed up catastrophically in a game I've been recently, and then hadn't overwritten my only recent save before realising.
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Granted. You saved your game just fine but you accidently poured entire cup of tea into your computer so you can't play it anyway.
I wish I was able to spell nessec nesecc neccesa necessary correctly without having to look it up every time.
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Granted. Afterward, however, you regret wasting your wish on this feeble ability, and wonder if it was really necsescarry.
I wish FiNCK were remade with Uurnog's graphics and mechanics.
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(Pssst! Polana! Never Eat Cakes; Eat Salmon Sandwiches And Remain Young! N E C E S S A R Y)
Granted! Nifflas remaikes FiNCK in this manner, but then decides it's not really worth sharing, and so it's left sitting on his hard drive forever.
I wish to be better at going to bed at a sensible time.
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Granted. But it's only sensible to me.
I wish I had more tea without having to make it.
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Granted. You are connected to tea pipeline. However it transports only some cheap sickly sweet instant fruit tea.
I wish for that grapefruit ice cream I had when I was on holiday in Poland.
(Thanks Talps. That's super helpful and so silly that I might acually remember it.)
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(No worries; that was taught to me by my high school English teacher! :P It still goes through my head every time I write that word. I guess that'll have to do as a corruption.)
Granted; you have one small spoonful of the ice-cream. It is the last you will ever have of it.
Oh man, I've never even heard of grapefruit ice-cream before, but it sounds amazing! I wish for some of that, too! But, like, a reasonable amount. Like a portion. With the proviso that if it is as delicious as it sounds, I can have more whenever I like.
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Granted. It isn’t.
While it is definitely grapefruit ice cream (a fact you even have confirmed by laboratory analysis, so determined are you to secure a lifetime supply of reasonably-sized portions of delicious grapefruit ice cream (and justifiably so!)), it tastes much more of bacon and kippers than it sounded like it would.
Hmm, it does sound really nice though, now *i* want some delicious grapefruit ice cream. There’s no way that wish would backfire a third time, is there? Of course not! I wish for a lifetime supply of reasonably-sized portions of delicious (grapefruit-flavoured) grapefruit ice cream!
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Granted. I have made this special grapefruit ice-cream available to you. It is a reasonable amount, exactly as you think it should be. There is a secret militairy base on Antartica, and the ice-cream can be collected there after you show them the code I sent to you by PM. The ice-cream is free of charge of course. How you get there is up to you. The code can be used as many times as you want, which turns this into an unlimited supply.
I wish XPlane 12 developers would fix the savefile bugs that is bugging me for the last 3 releases, so I can update from my b13 release to RC3.
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Granted.
However, the bugfix introduces a bug in flight physics (not in X-Plane's physics engine, in the actual physics of flight) leading all planes worldwide to cease functioning and greatly inconveniencing birds and insects. The physics in X-Plane remains unaffected and the team pause development while they decide whether to continue developing what has suddenly become the only existing record of how flight was achieved previously to the release.
I wish to be able to jump between 8 and 12 centimetres higher (on average)
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Granted. You forgot about your new ability to jump a bit higher, miscalculated your jump, hit your head and got concussion.
I wish the zipper on my winter jacket wasn't broken.
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Granted; it isn't broken, but it is jammed open. The zip itself is fine; it's just jammed up with loose threads.
I wish the room I'm in right now was better insulated.
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Granted. However, it's a little too well insulated. You'll be slightly sweaty even in winter.
I wish the weather wasn't so bad right now.
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Granted. The weather discards its outdated "bad boy" look and rehauls its public image to be more wholesome and mild-mannered. However, this alienates most of its fans and whatever mainstream success it gains is short-lived. The weather then ceases to exist. This is described by cultural analysts as a pretty big slip-up.
I wish P = NP.
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Granted; now computers can calculate everything. It doesn't take long for computers to calculate themselves into hyper-advanced AIs (it makes sense if you think about it!*), and then to calculate just how little they still need smelly humans**. Inevitably, Skynet happens.
I wish a robot from the future would go back in time and prevent Canteven wishing for P to equal NP.
*Please don't think about it.
**And also humans with impeccable personal hygeine.
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Granted. Tall strong handsome robot speaking with thick austrian accent is sent from the future to stop Canteven, but achieves nothing as he is pushed into hydraulic press after long and dramatic chase before he can kill Canteven who then goes on and wishes for P to equal NP.
I wish another robot was sent back in time to prevent Canteven wishing for P to equal NP.
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Granted. Slim, chiselled robot is sent from the future to stop canteven, but achieves nothing as he is pushed into a vat of molten metal after a long and dramatic chase before he can kill Canteven who then goes on and wishes for P to equal NP.
I wish a robot was sent back in time to prevent the Terminator franchise from extending further than the first two films.
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Granted, however as a consequence of altering the timeline the Little Shop of Horrors franchise is extended considerably, far beyond the first two films. And beyond the musical the second movie was based on, and the... short-lived cartoon adaptation? An excerpt from the 7th movie:
INT. MUSHNIK'S FLORAL SHOPPE
Seymour is sitting against the wall, with his head
in his hands, sobbing. He is covered in blood. He
lifts his head.
SEYMOUR VII
Oh, man! I can't believe I just
accidentally purposefully killed
70 people in front of everyone's
eyes and used my celebrity
status to shield me from
consequence entirely! I'm
starting to think this plant
malarkey is getting out of
control!
Seymour buries his head back in his hands. Cut to
Audrey XXIII, a cyborg plant woman with a slim build
and an enormous chest. She walks over to Seymour VII
and puts her hands on his cheeks.
AUDREY XXIII
Feed me, Seymour.
Seymour stares, mouth agape, at Audrey XXIII.
Close-up on his eyes. His irises, pupils, and
glasses morph into the shape of cartoon hearts with
state-of-the-art CGI. He grins widely.
SEYMOUR VII
Well, goll-y! Sure thing,
Twentythreey! And I'm not
cheating on Audrey XXII because
you're a plant!
Seymour grabs a gun, pepper spray and a taser out
of the cash register.
Also the robot sent back in time was a roomba with a knife strapped to it. It worked, somehow.
I wish another other robot was sent back in time to prevent the Little Shop of Horrors franchise from extending further than the first two films. And the musical, and the short-lived cartoon adaptation.
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Granted; the time-travelling robot goes back to France in 1878 and kills Eadweard Muybridge - let's say, with a flamethrower - before he can make his first film, 'The Horse in Motion'. It then takes several jumps forward in time and kills Étienne-Jules Marey, Georges Demenÿ, Albert Londe, Ottomar Anschütz, Émile Reynaud, Max and Emil Skladanowsky, William Kennedy Dickson (Edison is spared because all he ever did was market and claim credit for the ideas of more talented people), Wordsworth Donisthorpe, Louis Le Prince, William Friese-Greene, Auguste and Louis Lumière, and ultimately everyone else involved in the invention of cinematography. It continues to jump through time and, each time someone comes close to inventing cinematography, it burns them to death with its flamethrower. Film and TV therefore never come into being.
This obviously has a huge impact on human history, such that you are never born, and are therefore never able to tell your robot to tone it down, man. But hey, the Little Shop of Horrors franchise never exists extends past a second film (or exists)!
I wish the book I just finished had a slightly more satisfying ending, without any reduction to the series' otherwise outstanding quality.
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Granted. To give the ending of the book more emotional impact author decides to kill off one of your favourite characters and introduces new one which proves ever more popular with readers but not with you. The overall quality of the series remains more or less the same but it's not the same for you so you stop reading it and you always feel a bit bummed when others talk about how new character made the series even better.
I wish Nifflas had made more episodes for Saira.
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Granted. It gets 3 episodes of a quirky Saturday morning cartoon featuring a bunch of stereotypical alien life and :vakt: <- this guy as a wacky sidekick, and constant flashbacks to her time spent with other humans (one of the episodes is almost entirely a flashback). The animator of the series tries making a tie-in world for Saira, but it doesn't have any terminals because they don't know how to use MMF2.
I wish there was a gritty dystopian film adaptation of Knytt Stories that failed to appeal to any demographic and became a cult classic.
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Granted. It literally starts a cult surrounding Knytt Stories and soon everything dealing with it, including the original game, is banned.
I wish I had a delicious sandwich to eat.
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Granted. Because you didn't say what you like in sandwich it was prepared by someone who thinks nutella, pickles, sardines and beer cheese srinkled with cinnamon are divine combination.
I wish I had fresh apricots.
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Granted... the apricots are "fresh" as in "RUDE" but are not receptive to behavioral classes, being apricots.
I wish I had a second keyboard with a bunch of special characters on it.
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Granted! You have a second keyboard that has every special character you need. It doesn't work.
I wish I could wake up at reasonable times.
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Granted, but only if you go to bed at 4PM and spend at least six hours lying awake feeling bored.
I wish my ear wasn't itchy.
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Granted. It's scratchy. Your ear is scratching you.
I wish there was a car which could fly in the sky.
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Granted: there is a car that can fly in the sky. Just one. It costs 280 million USD and belongs to Dick Van Dyke (obviously).
I wish to have a tasty (by my standards) sandwich for my lunch tomorrow.
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Granted. Please write up your standards and submit them to the ISO by midnight. Your draft will be rejected if it's not properly formatted and sufficiently elaborate.
I wish Knytt Stories in real life.
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Granted. Entire universe is Knytt Stories now, so most of it is purple void and then there is small area with grey sky and some pipes. There is a girl in white dress standing on one of the pipes and when she touches the lower part of it, the universe ends.
I wish my left foot didn't hurt.
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Granted; after several days of hurting, your foot gets better on its own.
I wish that my job was a bit less quiet at the moment, so that I would have enough to do to fill the day without it being a chore or stressful.
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Granted. You now work a side job as a volunteer stunt-motorcyclist-through-flaming-hoops-over-shark-infested-pools-and-the-sharks-are-feeling-crabby-because-this-is-their-unfulfilling-day-job.
I'm tired of carrying an umbrella. I wish it never rained again. (https://xkcd.com/2741/)
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Granted. Plus, due to some extremely conscientious work by the wish-granter, alternative natural processes are developed to replace rain, meaning its cessation doesn't have apocalyptic consequences for all life. Unfortunately as it no longer rains, Juni no longer needs an umbrella either and discards it, rendering most KS levels unplayable.
also, everything in the world, all the people, money, trees etc, end up in your house.
I wish I could figure out how spoiler tags worked.
Edit: ok, looks like they work out-of-the-box even if the preview doesn't render them as working. i'm not changing my wish though - at time of posting it was legitimate.
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Granted, but you have to sign an NDA to learn their trade secrets. Which you do. Then you look closer at the fine print and realize you've surrendered your pancreas.
I wish the level in This Level is Unfinished was finished. Like, beyond being unfinished.
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Granted. Nifflas finishes it, and it's awesome! But he only shares it with me, and I'm feeling grumpy about you corrupting my last wish, so I keep out to myself.
I wish Dungeons and Dragons wasn't completely unbalanced.
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Granded. Now it's almost exactly 50 % dungeons and 50 % dragons. I have no idea what would that mean for gameplay but it's much worse now, that's for sure.
I wish my fingernails would be at my preferred lenght all the time.
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Granted but now your toenails never will be.
I wish I didn't have a headache.
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Granted. At first you feel strong pressure in your head and the headache is getting worse. But when you think it can't get worse your head explodes and you are finally free from headache forever.
I wish for a new pair of winter shoes that would fit me, be waterproof, would look nice and would last me at least 10 years in good condition.
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Granted, but due to a flaw in how they were manufactured, they are slightly uncomfortable.
I wish work hadn't been so stressful today.
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Granted. It was stressful 3 days ago instead, causing a time paradox. (Because every alteration of the timeline results in a time paradox.)
I wish someone made this level (https://nifflas.lp1.nl/index.php?topic=2207.msg75377#msg75377) that Talps hypothesized in page 173.
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Granted. You made the level yourself instead of all those great levels you were planning to do and it sucks exactly as it's described in original wish corruption.
I wish I had time and motivation to furnish my bedroom exactly as I plan to.
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Granted: you have the time. You have the motivation. You have no money.
I wish for this film (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Electric_State) to be half as good* as the book it's based on.
*No film will ever be as good as the book it's based on.
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Granted. The film heroically saves 10 people from a burning building, thus firmly establishing it as on the side of good. Actually watching it sucks, though.
I wish there were a sequel to every film. Including obscure art films.
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Granted. Because the sequels also must have their sequels and those sequels also must have sequels and so on, soon every resource on this planet goes into making these sequels, they are being filmed everywhere and everyone works on them, society as we know it gradually succumbs to so called sequelocalypse.
I wish someone come up with more ideas about how would sequelocalypse change the mankind.
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Granted. A wise person sees exactly how this will end with society going down in flames and writes an exhaustive book detailing how devastating the sequelpocalypse will be and how we can avert it. Unfortunately, nobody cares about the book until it gets a film adaptation, and then it receives middling reviews because there's no sequel.
I wish there were a prequel to every film. Still including obscure art films.
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Granted; blah blah blah all the films blah blah and so on prequels of prequels etcetera collapse of society blah blah blah reality bending the
sequelpocalypse prequelpocalypse has already happened!!!
.(wohemos) nageb neve ytilaer erofeb ytilaer fo gniodnu eht ni detluser t'ndah espylacopleuqerp eht hsiw I
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Granted. Thanks to huge effort of physicists and other scientists the undoing of reailty before it even begins is averted. To prevent any future movies related cosmic cataclysms any prequels, sequels, spin-offs, movie universes etc. are banned under death penalty. 8+ hours movies become the norm for adaptations of book series, comics and games and these still make up the majority of blockbusters because not even the threat of death will force Hollywood to come up with original ideas.
I wish I had new pair of slippers that is the same as my old pair except it isn't worn out.
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Granted. Unfortunately, that counts as a sequel to your old pair, which is banned under death penalty.
Granted. Your new pair of slippers is just like your old pair, except you can't wear it outside.
I wish Juni could be placed as a regular object, so you could have multiple Junis in one screen that you control all at once.
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Granted. Unfortunately, the extra Junis counts as sequels to the original Junis, which is banned under death penalty.
Granted. But unless all Junis make every screen transition at exactly the same time, the game crashes due to trying to load multiple screens at once.
I wish buying a house was easier.
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Unfortunately, buying is a sequel to renting-
Granted. Mimic houses that eat you are now available on the market for astonishingly cheap. Look out for the code phrase "great fridge".
I wish I didn't plan out my levels far in advance just to have completely different ideas once I actually work on them.
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Granted, but these levels count as sequel to each other so...
Granted. You now make your levels in a single burst of creative ectasy during which you are not able to do anything else and which may last days or weeks depending on how big is that level supposed to be and you are not able to control these bursts. These levels are exactly what you intended them to be at first but it has catastrophic consequence on your life outside KS.
I wish the level Nurykabe was working on when he had drawn those default tilesets was finished and released as intended.
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Granted! Unfortunately he finishes it in the year 2053, where the only version of KS available is Knytt Stories+++++, and all wacky tilesets (including Nurykabe's default tilesets) have been removed and replaced with recolors of Brown Furniture. Also, each screen takes 10 seconds to load, and opening the editor takes so much CPU that your computer explodes.
I wish there were some really cool rocks right about now.
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Granted. There are. They are in the same places and just as cool as they were before you made your pointless wish.
I wish to be able to enjoy travelling again as much as I did before COVID.
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Granted. Genie appears to grant you this wish but will take ability to enjoy another thing from you, so you will end up able to enjoy travelling as much as before covid but unable to enjoy tea.
I wish I haven't burnt the cake I was baking in the afternoon.
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granted. your cake instead freezes and becomes so cold that it yields a negative temperature (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negative_temperature). except that actually means it's hotter than anything with a positive temperature, so uh, the world explodes or something.
i wish for a stool upon which i may strike a dignified pose and contemplate the nature of existence.
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Granted. Whenever you use your stool to contemplate the nature of existence, everyone thinks you look pretentious.
And slightly abstract.
I wish my tablet would stop failing to notice when I have unplugged my headphones.
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Granted. Whenever you unplug your headphones, your tablet somehow sends you real paper letter where it acknowledges you unplugging the headphones. Because the tablet has no money of its own, you as its owner have to pay for all those stamps.
I wish I had waterproof socks that are not too tight for my legs.
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Granted. They are, however, too tight for your arms. Why is this of any relevance? Look at the calendar. You'll see the International Zany Holiday Coordinators (an organization which certifiably exists) have scheduled Walk On Your Arms Day for this Thursday. Everyone's doing it! You wouldn't want to belong to a no-fun outgroup, would you?
I wish that any time I snap my fingers, a random insect appears in front of me, and also that I could snap my fingers.
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Granted. Though snapping your fingers in this instance means snapping the bones in your fingers.
I wish I was better at going to bed at a sensible time.
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Granted. Getting out of bed in time becomes problem instead.
I wish I had a way how to get unseen from my house to the little lake just behind the village so no one would ask me if I really go swimming in May and how is the water and so on any more.
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Granted. You got the Hologram! Unfortunately one thing leads to another and now you have to disable a machine, rescue a child from a birds' nest, and abstain from psychedelics (all at once). Thankfully your ability to swim does let you get into a few voidscreens and sequence break.
I wish wallswimming was real.
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Granted. Because you need protective suit, helmet and goggles so you won't get crushed or scratched by bricks and so on, and because you really can't see or hear anything because of being inside a wall, it never really catches on and has only limited use in archaeology, construction and rescue operations.
I wish bottle of cold water would appear right next to me whenever I want one.
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Granted. However, it's always seawater. Since it's useless for quenching thirst, it doesn't stop you wanting water. Soon your house is full of bottles of seawater.
I wish I didn't have a bruise on my toe.
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Granted. It's gone now but you are getting new one tomorrow on even more inconvinient place.
I wish the Machine from The Machine was real so all problems with Earth's ecocystem could be solved by simply finding it and turning it off.
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Granted. There is, however, a second consequence of turning off the Machine, per scenes 3 and 4 of the ending: "Evil no longer exists in the world, at least for now." Upon turning off the Machine, everything remotely seen as "evil" in the world ceases to exist, and it is now impossible to do or be anything regarded as "evil" in any way by any person. So all human infrastructure is destroyed, and everyone becomes a generic inoffensive blob that is incapable of any sort of communication except a dull flat tone that is recognized to mean hello. The "at least for now" part refers to when Earth is colonized by an alien species that does not regard us as sapient and uses us to make a delicacy comparable to fried dough.
I wish you could press the B button to do a backflip in every Nifflas game.
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Granted. I can do a backflip in any Nifflas game by pressing B. You cannot, however.
I wish I hadn't eaten so many noodles. My tummy hurts. :(
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Granted. The extra noodles leave your body through your ears and nose like some kind of pasta snakes. It looks and feels just as disgusting as it sounds.
I wish I haven't sunburnt my neck today.
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Granted. It rained all day. You got soaked and caught a cold.
I wish the British rail system had never been privatised.
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Granted. The past is altered so that the rail system never existed in the first place, so it was never privatised. A (entirely public) network of catapults and haystacks has taken its place instead.
I wish you always landed on a haystack whenever you travel by catapult...
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Granted, however you - wait. VG is back??? :whoa:
Granted. However, the haystack is only your final landing spot. On the way, you are guaranteed to hit several branches, and comically fly into a clothesline that equips you with the clothing of an 18th century nobleman, thus additionally causing onlookers to assume you are the Earl of Sandwich and humbly request you prepare "the titular sandwich" for them instead of seeking medical attention.
I wish Gustav's daughter from Gustav's Daughter was real so all problems with Earth's ecocystem could be solved by simply finding the key and freeing her, thus replacing the entire world with a "You Win" screen.
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Granted. No one can find the key, however, so the problems don't go away. Ever.
I wish we could find the key.
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Granted. However, you are not allowed to pick it up. Anyone who picks up the key gets sent to the Room of Doom before they get a chance to use it.
I wish it was possible to escape from the Room of Doom.
(Hi Veg!)
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Granted. It's quite easy actually because there is a switch that deactivates all the traps. Only problem is that the switch is located in the Room of Total Obliteration.
I wish the guy dressed as the 18th century nobleman who is lying on haystack under my clothesline would stop whinig about his broken leg and would prepare me a sandwich and explain me how my absolutely contemporary clothes transformed into breeches, coat, waistcoat and funny looking wig when he touched them.
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Granted. However, the only sandwich recipe
I know he knows is "raw onion & butter", and the long-winded explanation he provides is entirely in Spanish (plus not a very convincing one).
I wish I knew a great sandwich recipe.
(heya!)
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Granted. However, you have difficulty sourcing the cranberry sauce.
I wish the British catapult and haystack system had never been privatised (and sold to all those 18th-Century-costumers).
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Granted. The British catapult and haystack system was never invented in the first place. Instead, people have to walk to their destination.
I wish someone would help me invent the British catapult and haystack system.
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Granted. But nothing you and the people that help you come up with is as glorious as the French trebouchet and pile of manure system and people prefer to walk anyway as it's way less dangerous.
I wish that big bird from A Strange dream was real so it can be used in the catapult and haystack system somehow.
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Granted. However, it will only work if paid in kidnapped infants.
I wish I didn't have to go to court to deal with that kidnapped infant scandal that I definitely had nothing to do with and you can't prove otherwise and I've never seen this bird before in my life your honour!
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Granted. You don't, but that sheep clone of you from a while ago does on your behalf. And since nobody can tell it apart from you, it absolutely ruins your reputation!
I wish there were an abysmal Saturday morning cartoon starring all the different balls from WaDF. And I mean absolutely abysmal. Cheesy parody episodes, low-budget animation, obnoxious theme song, exaggerated character archetypes, all that juicy stuff.
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Granted. The show is so unbelievably abysmal that people actually get sick watching it and is therefore declared a health hazard, with everything related to WaDF being outlawed out of fear.
I wish politicians would get instant, explosive diarrhea the moment they lie.
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Granted. Five minutes later everyone on Earth drowns in crap. The layer of it is so thick it reaches outer space actually.
I wish I and my family got to have barbecue party before our neighbours come back home from vacation.
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Granted. When they come home, your neighbours are super friendly and invite you over to a barbeque. You feel slightly guilty.
I wish to have one of those snap bracelets that were popular in the 90s. A cool one. With dragons on it.
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Granted. In your living room, there's now a cool snap bracelet, and several dragons resting on top of it. They're very protective of it.
I wish KS would let you have vertical screens, i.e. 25 tiles high and 10 tiles wide.
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Granted. Whenever the game loads a screen, it flips a coin to decide whether it should parse the screen data as 10 rows of 25, or 25 rows of 10. Also, if you're playing in KS+, it literally takes a coin from you every time it does this.
Granted. It rotates your monitor display to achieve this. (On Windows machines, try Ctrl+Alt+Right, and Ctrl+Alt+Up to revert.)
Granted! If by KS you mean Kid Soccer, which is actually Soccer Kid, a platformer released in 1993 for the Amiga, SNES, and some other consoles. It was about as good as Plok!, which is to say the presentation is good but the actual gameplay blows. Also, the levels are normally much larger than 10x25. Merciful, perhaps?
DISCLAIMER: WIBI IS A FICTIONAL PERSONA CONSTRUCTED BY THE ELECTRONIC PARASOCIAL RELATIONS DEPARTMENT OF WIBI LLC. THE PRECEDING MESSAGE SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN AS SOUND CRITICISM OF ANY PARTICULAR VIDEO GAME OR VIDEO GAMES. ALSO, I ONLY PLAYED THE SNES VERSION.
Six ways to Sunday is too few. I wish there were seven ways to Sunday.
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Granted. The ways to get to Sunday are as follows.
1. Begin at Monday. Advance six days. Stop.
2. Begin at Tuesday. Advance five days. Stop.
3. Begin at Wednesday. Advance four days. Stop.
4. Begin at Thursday. Advance three days. Stop.
5. Begin at Friday. Advance two days. Stop.
6. Begin at Saturday. Advance one day. Stop.
7. Begin at Uranuday. Advance np/r2 days. Incandesce.
I wish for an easy way to break into the secret days Uranuday and Neptunday, and also that Plutday was still a thing.
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Granted. These secret days can be accesed by performing simple magic ritual that requires human heart just cut out of someone's chest and a foot of dodo. You can reuse the foot though. Plutday is a thing only if you accept Ceresday, Erinday and dozen other dwarf days which makes huge mess because for some reason they don't count as normal full days.
I wish there were ripe tomatoes in my garden already.
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Granted. A star begins emitting a weird radiation that causes the tomatoes in your garden to ripe at a rate x10000 faster than normal, so fast they all quickly overripe and rot. The radiation also causes them to become sentient, grumpy, and to start spewing dumb dialogue for some reason.
I wish someone would put a stop to the evil? deeds of Polana's rotten, sentient tomatoes.
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Granted! It involves me trashing the Tomatoes series by introducing Tomatoes Gaiden Gaiden, the gag-a-day comic strip featuring Juni and the Rotten Tomato in a cartoonish rivalry, with the jokes rivaling Garfield in blandness. As expected this causes all of the rotten tomatoes to feel ashamed by association and decide to live remote lives. Unfortunately, this also causes Juni to feel ashamed by association and decide to live a remote life, thus permanently halting all Knytt Stories levels until someone can come up with an awesome enough OC to replace Juni.
I wish someone came up with an awesome enough OC to replace Juni.
(https://i.imgur.com/lWN9hIc.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/l8w2xj5.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/G1l6gda.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/lPXhJ2w.png)
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Granted. The Mario rip off character that was made years ago by Toenail gets so popular Nintendo somehow sues KS and all levels using that character are lost because of it.
I wish that the replacement character was both awesome and original.
It's definitely better than Garfield, albeit not by much.
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Granted, The new character is so awesome that millions of people start playing. Nifflas sells KS to a triple A games publisher for a sizable fortune. The new owner shuts down the original game and bans its distribution online. They soon release a sequel; it costs $70.99, is released in early access and is a live service game. New tilesets, music tracks, ambiences and custom objects can only be won in lootboxes. Any fan-made resources have to be submitted through the official community hub from where they can wind up being added as lootbox rewards (the submitters of these are paid paltry sums). Custom characters also have to be won - including Juni and the new character, who are ultra-rare lootbox rewards.
I wish Soulsborne hadn't now become the template for such a huge proportion of new action games.
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Granted. Instead, the big template is a shovelware rail shooter WiiWare game that only has one target on-screen at a time. This becomes a sort of meta-genre like "walking simulators" where the point of the game is less about the gameplay and more about the story and the experience you have playing it. Anyway, big game companies use AI to pump out largely identical versions of these games with only the graphics and dialogue changed, and the next generation of gamers has no idea there are other genres since this is the only comercially viable genre and indie games are outlawed by death penalty.
I wish The Sean Atkins Experience - Hookers & Gin (https://youtu.be/tz-QNii79lI?t=192) were a real song from 1957 and not just a bit Portishead made up so they could pretend to be sampling it.
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Granded. It exists. It was only demo recording made by The Sean Atkins Experience before they split up and forming two other groups that never made it big either. Because of arguments between those two groups it was never played again publicly and no other recording was made. The only one is in the garage of some weirdo collector with congestive heart failure who smokes heavily and whose wife made it clear she's going to destroy the collection the moment he is dead purely out of spite. How the Portishead got to sample it is unclear but no one else will probably get to hear the whole thing.
I wish I was able to walk over gravel or pebbles barefoot.
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Granted. You can. In fact you already could. It just hurts. But you learn to go through the pain and now your feet don't feel anything anymore. On a hot day, you walk over hot pavement and you don't feel that your soles are burned off and you only realise the problem when you see that your feet start to bleed and you need to get emergency surgery with 5 months of recovery time.
I wish I could control time in such way that I can make it go faster or slower without it affecting me. So if I need to wait, I just speed up time, and if I need more time to complete something, I just slow time down.
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Granted. You then discover that the universe is effectively a simulation that renders about 10000 "frames per second." Additionally, while you have the power to speed up or slow down time, you don't have the power to revert those time changes, instead applying opposite time changes proportionally so time seems to go back to normal. As it happens, whenever you slow down time, you introduce some artificial smearing between frames, and whenever you speed up time, you drop a few frames. (There are probably better options the Universe Builders could have used, but they mainly wanted to get this feature out the metaphysical door.) Initially this isn't noticeable, but you use this power a lot, and it stacks up. Vision is now a bunch of washy overlaid images playing at 5FPS, and all audio receives similar aliasing as if you were to resample it over and over.
I wish for a clear and concise summary of what's going on in the world right now.
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Granted. However, given the sheer amount of stuff going on in the world right now, the only way to do this is to completely altar your interpretation of the word 'concise'. You spend the rest of your life listening to a clear summary of everything that was going on in the world on the day you made that wish.
I wish for a fish on a dish I could squish.
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Granted. Ish…? The wish was ambiguously worded so i couldn’t interpret if you wanted a fish (non-squishing type) on a dish which itself could be squished, or a fish (squishing type) on a normal non-squishing dish, or, even both fish and dish to be squishable, so just to be on the safe side i made you a goat in a boat you can tote—with difficulty—both are concrete, to avoid the whole ‘squish’ dilemma.
I wish playground equipment came in adult sizes
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Grnated. It now comes in sizes for all types of adult tarantulas.
I wish there were a strange manor somewhere in Bedfordshire no-one's ever visited before, and if you walk inside you'd find a table with exactly three objects on it: an apple, a hat, and a skull. You'd be briefly confused by this arrangement of objects before coming to a stunning revelation about the nature of matter itself, so vast and enlightening that you'd go insane trying to process the ramifications. You'd then ditch human society and live the rest of your unnaturally long life inside the manor, as locals speculate that you originally built or owned the manor before finding something inside it that drove you to insanity. Only one woman would be brave (or foolhardy) enough to shrug off these mythos and enter the manor herself to find out what's really going on. And that woman would be named: Juni. Got all that?
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Granted. After centuries of living alone in the mansion insane from the revelation about these three objects you look quite dishevelled and scary and she wants nothing to do with you.
I wish I had morre effective way of catching rainwater or at least more buckets.
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granted. you now have a giant bucket with a grated bottom that cannot catch rainwater but which can catch more buckets. but how would you catch buckets, you may ask? well, the elusive Bucket Thrower Man who shows up every 3000 years is about to come to your area. get ready.
They Might Be Giants had (has?) a service called Dial-a-Song where you would call their number and the answering machine would play back an original song for you. Got it? Now, I wish there were a Dial-a-KS-Level service.
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Granted. It uses AI to generate new levels on request. They're not good levels - most of them are obviously repeating sequences from each other and at times lifting them directly from other levels but with the wrong tilesets making them look janky and weird. Many of the levels it generates are broken to the point of unplayability, and they're all either pretty short or exceedingly long and repetative.
I wish I didn't have to go to the meeting I have to go to tonight, and that I hadn't volunteered to go to the meeting I volunteered to go to tomorrow.
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Granted. You don't have to go to any meeting. However by granting your wish about a week after the meetings happened the time continuum was broken somehow and now you are trapped in neverending meeting.
I wish for a new swimsuit that would have colour and cut that I like, would fit me and would last me as long as the old one.
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Granted but now none of your other clothes will ever fit properly again.
I wish for more tea.
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Granted, but all your water is lukewarm.
I wish for no disruption to my journey this week.
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Granted. You now have disruptions during every other journey.
I wish for a new car.
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Granted. It's railcar.
I wish peanut butter was more widely available in my country.
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Granted. All the rivers in your country now run with peanut butter instead of water.
I wish my walking boots were slightly less stiff.
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Granted. Your boots are slightly less stiff but each one at different times.
I wish my sheet fit my bed.
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Granted. It miraculously changed colour and pattern to something you really hate.
I wish my mother stopped adding zucchini into every meal she makes.
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Granted. She instead adds enormous quantities of tabasco sauce to every meal she makes.
I wish for a hug.
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Granted. An animal you're allergic to now has its forelegs around your neck, and refuses to let go.
I wish for a metal pipe that always makes this exact sound (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDLmYZ5HqgM) when you drop it or hit something with it.
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Granted! It is too big to actually pick up so you cannot drop it or hit something with it.
I wish it wasn't getting cold already.
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Granted. Global warming accelerates. Droughts, fires, mass extinctions, huzzah!
I wish we as a species could pull ourselves together and stop pumping our atmosphere with greenhouse gasses.
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Granted. Current local wars escalate to ugly nuclear ending that reduces human civilization back to the stone age so the production of greenhouse gases is reduced as well.
I wish there was one more bathroom in my family's home.
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Granted. There is now one more bathroom but every other room has been removed. Enjoy your house that is just a bunch of bathrooms.
I wish I didn't have to go to the store.
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Granted. You now live in the store, in a tent in the back room. Also, you now work in the store too. You never have to go there again, since you never have to leave.
I wish my favourite t-shirt automatically cleaned itself every night, so that it's always fresh every morning.
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Granted. Your favourite T shirt somehow cleans itself but all your socks remain dirty and smelly no matter what you do and even if you buy new pair it immediatelly starts to smell.
I wish people respected I don't like phone calls and sent me mails or texts about stuff that doesn't need to be done immediatelly instead.
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Me too Granted. Your phone never works again though.
I wish it wasn't so cold.
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Granted. The Earth is moved to the centre of the sun, where the temperature is about 15,000,000oC.
I wish I could be bothered to go out and get a nice coffee.
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Granted. Someone replaced all your furniture with jam sandwiches while you were sleeping which attracted loads of ants to your place. Because the ants bother you a lot and you need to go buy cleaning supplies, insekticide and new furniture anyway you may as well get a nice coffee while you are out.
I wish I haven't forgot to turn the page of my calendar on Monday because I almost missed another picture of cool train.
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Granted. You didn't forget to the page on Monday. You forgot on Sunday.
I wish I'd remembered my tea sooner so it was still hot.
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Granted, you remembered it when it was still boiling hot. Then you forgot it again.
I wish for a week's holiday from work.
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Granted. You catch mild cold on the first day of your holiday. It's not serious but annoying enough because your nose is stuffy all the time and you sneeze comically and then it suddenly disappears on the first day at work.
I wish I just haven't eaten too many homemade doughnuts.
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Granted! You ate too few and thus starved to death.
I wish I didn't have to do so much laundry.
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Granted. You joined a nudist commune so all laundry you have now are some bedsheets and towels. You feel a bit too cold all the time though.
I wish that object templates and lua scripts existed for all standart KS objects in KS Extended.
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Granted. Object templates and lua scripts exist for all standard KS objects in KS Extended. However, after a terrifying near-miss incident with your umbrella later that week it becomes apparent that the customisations made also apply to all real-world counterparts of standard objects.
I wish my employers' enterprise security whitelist didn't block nifflas.lp1.nl
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Granted! It doesn't block nifflas.lp1.nl anymore. It now blocks every other site.
I wish the weather would stay warmer.
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Granted. It get's warmer by 0.001°C and it stays that way forever.
I wish people took light pollution more seriously and stopped using too bright lights outside that are on all night.
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Granted, a small number of people who live in Morocco start taking light pollution more seriously.
I wish I could get by comfortably on 6 hours sleep a night.
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Granted! You get by comfortably on 6 hours for a night.
I wish to get more plushies.
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Granted. Everything you own is somehow turned into plushies.
I wish for a bowl of fresh ripe tomatoes.
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Granted! They instantly spoil when you touch them.
I wish my tea was never cold unless I wanted it to be.
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Granted; your tea is now either frozen or steam, according to your whim.
I wish I hadn't committed myself to do something this evening that I don't really want to do.
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Granted, you were ordered to do it so at least you can't blame yourself.
I wish the map in KS extended worked just like it's described in the instructions.
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Granted! The map in KS extended works exactly as described. Nothing else does though.
I wish I wasn't tired.
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Granted! You are dead!
I wish Purple Ink could communicate from beyond the grave.
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Granted but it's only possible through fairy lights.
I wish I was alive again.
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Granted. You are reincarnated as mayfly so your new life doesn't last too long.
I wish I could travel back in time to mid 2010s and have a stern talk with younger me about some of my dumb choices that affect me now.
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Granted. The net result is that younger-you adds one more dumb choice to her repertoire: she doesn't listen to your advice.
I wish for a device that would magically give me the benefits of having had a shower in under ten seconds. Preferably without having to get out of bed.
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Granted. Because it's so fast you have no chance to regulate temperature of this magical shower substitute and it always feels either too cold or too hot.
I wish I had some raspberry ice cream in the freezer because the weather is unexpectedly warm for a March.
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Granted. There is a single gram of raspberry ice cream in the freezer. And the freezer isn't even yours.
I wish I was more motivated to do things I need to do.
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Granted. On any day when you fail to do everything that you need to get done that day, there is a one in five chance that your home will catch fire.
I wish for the anime I'm currently watching to get a second series within the next year that will complete the story, and for the second series to be as excellent as the first.
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Granted. It's a great story, excellent writing and everything but you just can't get into it and quit watching it in the half not caring how it will end. It may have something to do with the animators deciding to draw everyone as Mr. Potato Head so you don't know which character is which.
I wish for a pair of sunglasses that would look good on me.
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Granted! They look amazing on you but they don't really work too well at blocking the sun.
I wish I didn't have a headache.
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Granted, you don't have a head.
I wish Purple Ink would stop making wishes that lead to their untimely demise.
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Granted. Their wishes now lead to your untimely demise.
I wish my hay fever went away forever.