Could you do me a favour?

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #150 on: January 28, 2016, 17:43:49 »
Man, I would, but the only murder I know of is where you killed Ult by bashing him over the head with a blunt object, and while me solving that would definitely be dramatic (from your point of view anyway), I'm afraid you might then bash me over the head with a blunt object, too.

Also Ult, I'm learning to drive one!


Can someone buy me a load of music? I mean, specifically songs I like? I want to expand my collection.

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #151 on: January 28, 2016, 18:12:07 »
I would, but I'm afraid the music I'd have would be played on funerals and stuff. Given your recent comments about being afraid to die, I worry that you won't like the music.

Can someone be a kind person and go to Egypt to buy Talps a driverslicense? (yes, you don't have to actually learn to drive in Egypt. You just buy your license.)
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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #152 on: January 28, 2016, 18:44:42 »
I would, but I'm awfully busy right now. So much time, so little to do. Wait, strike that, reverse it.

Could you tell me the secret formula to make an everlasting gobstopper?
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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #153 on: January 28, 2016, 19:40:33 »
I would, but I can't remember the formula. As you can see, I'm 98 years old and seriously ill.

Could you do me a favor and write a love song for me?
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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #154 on: January 29, 2016, 00:12:42 »
I would, but I'm afraid I have no longer have any love with which to write such a song - all that remains of my heart is a cold, dead husk.


...That said, I'm REALLY hungry right now.  Could you grab me somethin' to eat?
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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #155 on: January 29, 2016, 00:17:35 »
I made you a cookie, but than I ate it. Sorry.

Could you tell me how to get home? I'm lost.
Things to remember when writing figures of speech and sound:
The power of poetry comes from the ability to defy logic. Defy logic often.

Use a metaphor and tell us that your lover is the sky. Tell us that your lover is the sky. When you do that, we won't believe you. We won't believe you because saying so makes no sense, but we'll see a meaning. We'll see a meaning.

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #156 on: January 29, 2016, 00:28:50 »
I would, but given that I'm robbing the place, it would be kind of awkward... Sorry...

Could you do me a favor, and not call the police?
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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #157 on: January 29, 2016, 00:44:09 »
Hello, police?  There's a madman here.  Yes.  Mhm.  Uh-huh.  Okay, thanks.

Could you do me a favor, and not call the police?
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Could you do me a favor, and consider becoming a gluten-free vegetarian?
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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #158 on: January 29, 2016, 18:53:16 »
I would, but my addiction to meat is famous all over the world because of YouTube and I have millions of fans and I don't want to lose them.

Could you do me a favor and tell someone who made this topic sticky that I'm very grateful for it?

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #159 on: January 29, 2016, 18:58:24 »
I would, but I  hate to talk to myself, so I'm not going to. ^^

Could you do me a favor, and share the following link to everyone you know? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQIknhL1u6c I'd like this a lot because it features my music and Raicuparta's game.
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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #160 on: February 01, 2016, 23:49:37 »
I would but I don't like to be the person who shares lots of random links.

Be a dear and make my phone better at telling what I'm trying to type.

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #161 on: February 02, 2016, 05:09:30 »
I would, but last time I touched a phone, it shattered into billions of pieces.

Be a dear and bring more music into the world. We still don't have enough.
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Use a metaphor and tell us that your lover is the sky. Tell us that your lover is the sky. When you do that, we won't believe you. We won't believe you because saying so makes no sense, but we'll see a meaning. We'll see a meaning.

The other thing is the ability to be remembered. Love anything.

Love anything

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #162 on: February 02, 2016, 08:16:36 »
What do you think I'm doing??

Uh, that is to say.... I'd love to, except... I... don't... write music!  Hah!  Yeah.

Someone please help me be a little bit better at lying.
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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #163 on: February 02, 2016, 17:57:46 »
I would, but I'm mentally connected to hidden lie detector inside me so better not to lie when I'm near you.

Could you do me a favor and make my headache go away?
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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #164 on: February 02, 2016, 20:53:20 »
I would, but my dogs are killing me.

Be a sponge and tell me how dark energy works, please.
Things to remember when writing figures of speech and sound:
The power of poetry comes from the ability to defy logic. Defy logic often.

Use a metaphor and tell us that your lover is the sky. Tell us that your lover is the sky. When you do that, we won't believe you. We won't believe you because saying so makes no sense, but we'll see a meaning. We'll see a meaning.

The other thing is the ability to be remembered. Love anything.

Love anything