Could you do me a favour?

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #195 on: March 08, 2016, 19:54:21 »
I would, but I'm a foreigner so I don't know what you mean. Be more specific when telling me what you need. And hurry up, the world is going to end soon.

Could you do me a favor and give me something as a gift? Because today is International Women's Day!
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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #196 on: March 09, 2016, 03:46:33 »
I would but I have to get myself something nice first.

Do me a favour and get CWolvie a gift.

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #197 on: March 10, 2016, 00:45:36 »
I'm afraid I don't know her address, so even if I got her a gift I couldn't send it to her.

Do me a favour and track down CWolvie for me so I can give her a gift?

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #198 on: March 11, 2016, 14:10:30 »
I would, but I already have charges against me for stalking people, so I'd rather not make it even worse.

Could you do me a favor and make a public speech to clear my name from this accusation?
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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #199 on: March 14, 2016, 03:09:28 »
I would but last time I gave a public speech people hated it so much they rioted and overthrew the government resulting in a worldwide revolution.

Do me a favour and help me practise my public speaking.

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #200 on: March 14, 2016, 18:27:10 »
I totally would, but I'm not good at speaking, because I'm a introverted person. But that's a thing you should know since we are a couple for almost ten years.

Do me a favor and find a way to end our relationship. Please.

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #201 on: March 16, 2016, 18:08:16 »
I would but the only way I can think of involves murder and I don't want to go to jail.

Do me a favour and give me lots of money.

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #202 on: March 17, 2016, 00:30:32 »
Well I would, but I'm actually a dragon and I'd never give a copper penny of my massive treasure-hoard away.

Be a dear and beat up all of those pesky burglars who come to steal from my treasure-hoard.

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #203 on: March 18, 2016, 18:31:56 »
I would, but I'm in a wheelchair.

Do me a favor and stop singing in the shower.
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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #204 on: March 18, 2016, 20:04:06 »
I would, but I never take a shower. I always take a bath.

Could you be so kind and invent something really great, then give the idea to me so I can make lots of money with it?
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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #205 on: March 18, 2016, 20:36:34 »
I'd love to, but first I need you to give me a ton of money so I can research and build a prototype of my invention, so we are pretty much at an impasse here.

Could you do me a favor and contribute to the crowdfunding campaign for my cool invention? If we reach the $100K milestone, I'll throw in a free potato salad.
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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #206 on: March 29, 2016, 03:44:39 »
I would but I spent all my money on asparagus.

Do me a favour and eat some of this asparagus.

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #207 on: April 05, 2016, 19:33:18 »
I would but I'm already full of bamboo.

Could you do me a favor and buy me an army of slaves so I can finally win a battle for the Iron Throne?
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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #208 on: April 05, 2016, 23:06:19 »
I would, but I really need all the slaves I can get to keep my Iron Throne clean of rust. Defeating you in battle would be laughably easy compared to constantly having to keep the rust off of my throne.

Do my a favour and make me a Mithril Throne. This iron throne keeps leaving rust stains in my imperial robes.

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #209 on: April 28, 2016, 12:46:51 »
Well, I'd do that, but I just don't have enough money for the materials. Mithril is not exactly cheap, you know.

Hang on, I think I have an idea...

Could you do me a favor and help me repaint this Cardboard Throne so it looks like it's made of mithril?
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